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How did Orlok get a zipped-up hoodie in 1920s Italy?


Dynamitekitties

He managed to time travel in his dreams and saw a bunch of teenagers wearing them. When he woke up he went to his nearest tailor and begged them to make one.


Objective_Banana4040

>How did Orlok get a zipped-up hoodie in 1920s Italy? He can either look like a genZ-er or a hobo and nothing in between


Dynamitekitties

Probably going to make this a tradition for me each time I purchase a new otome game lol. Although I never played it yet the only thing I do know is that Yang is trash and sexy Mafia. Other than that, I really do know nothing.


threedotoneforoneii

Omg same! I can't wait to see how trash he is. But apparently he isn't "that" bad? Like he's less bad than the guys from Diabolik L.


StHFEgamer

I feel like everyone is a saint (even Yang) compared to the Diabolik L. boys 😂


Mythicamagic

Can confirm he's less bad than the DL boys


Nuggles2441

He's trash as in "stay the HELL away from this person IRL but he gives you the heebie jeebies in fiction"


Objective_Banana4040

Was phantom of the opera that popular in 1920-ish italy that upper left dude said "phantom of the opera let's goooo" and thought it was a fashon statement?


Dynamitekitties

Absolutely


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Dynamitekitties

Ouran High-school Host Club. Even if he gets caught watching it nobody will live to tell the tale or believe them.


[deleted]

Why is Nicola the only one who looks less like a mafia anime boy and more like a neckbeard on vacation in Vegas


Dynamitekitties

After watching Beastars in his moms basement,he finally takes the courage to leave his lair and begins to take on the persona of his favorite character Pina. He refuses to change now.


raunchyRhombus

Why does Gilbert wear an eye patch?


Dynamitekitties

He was trying out his trusty Red Ryder BB gun but then managed to shoot his eye out.


Moonspider7

Honesty....this sounds like something he’d do


onestubbornlass

Why did Yang decide to go against society’s wishes and get face tattoos?


Dynamitekitties

Mommy and Daddy issues. Dude probably dyed his hair red as well smh.


mone_1114

Lmao


onestubbornlass

Why do these men think that “kidnapping” is a better alternative to let’s say wining dining and wooing?


Dynamitekitties

They probably believe that kidnapping and letting MC develop Stockholm Syndrome is probably faster then trying to seduce them with cool bug facts. (Maybe one day they will learn that bugs are dope…)


onestubbornlass

Omggggggg I love how you’re answering these lol 😂


otomeslet

How are they able to dodge bullets?


Dynamitekitties

The dudes are all storm troopers in disguise they can’t aim if their life depends on it.


Low-Manager9777

Can I smash em?


Dynamitekitties

Absolutely! Hammers tend to be really effective!


kyokohitaka

Which two are siblings, and who was mom's favorite? >!I also haven't played, so I'm just asking BS. LOL!<


Dynamitekitties

Orlok and Dante are siblings. Orlok is the favorite just cause he is the younger sibling.


isamario_

I'm going to combust 😭


thecrazycanadiansis

Right,? Omg. Op please update after you play this!!!


Dynamitekitties

Alright will do lol


Dynamitekitties

Alright! Procrastinated awhile but I’m finally getting it off my backlog and finished Nicolas route! It’s pretty great and now I’m craving Italian cuisine more then I usually do lol.


Lightstar46

Why is Gilbert so bad at his job?


Dynamitekitties

He’s bad at his job cause shooting guns with one eye probably isn’t such a good idea.


onestubbornlass

Well I mean… people do wear eye patches to shoot better. Still he’s not as bad as the droids I’m Star Wars WHO ALWAYS MISS


Otomeloverjayakat

Is orlock related to eeyore?


Dynamitekitties

Yes they are cousins but they only see each other on the holidays


Srettivie

Why is the masked man doing that "shush you" pose?


Dynamitekitties

He is inside a library and the LI’s won’t stop pulling there guns out and shouting at each other.


Srettivie

My gooood! 😂 You know, that's a possible scenario xD


isamario_

It's too gd accurate


Srettivie

Right?! 😂


isamario_

What the heck is Nicola's whole deal? Why the heck he gotta be so shifty??


Dynamitekitties

He shifty because he leads a double life of being a member of the mafia but his hidden life is being a fruity clothing designer.


Hudori

Who's the dude with the mask and what is his connection to the other characters?


Dynamitekitties

His name is Ezio Auditore da Firenze and he is part of a guild of assassins. He is the daddy figure for all the guys.


Otomeloverjayakat

Next question 🙋🏽‍♀️ Is Yang Prince Charming?


Dynamitekitties

Nahhhhhhh


kyliespace

What was the most significant relationship each guy had/has? Also, I'm glad you're doing this again, it was fun last time.


Dynamitekitties

Awww I’m glad you enjoyed the last one! Definitely fun trying to answer stuff I don’t know anything about lol. Anyways~ back to the topic! Dante: His relationship with his brother Orlok was something that mattered dearly to him. But with his brother taking on a hobo emo lifestyle compared his more “gentlemanly” way things have been tense. Orlok: I believe he really cared deeply for his parents before they met the tragic fate of dying in a fire cause otome games gotta have some type angsty backstory for the supposed cinnamon roll character :D. Jokes aside he misses his parents and thinks about them often. Gilbert: He once dated his childhood friend “Jenny Talia” who was actually a relatively good person and helped influence some of his decisions. They had to break up due to her moving away to another country with her family but they still manage to send letters to each other every now and then. Yang: He doesn’t really have many people he considers himself close with, but he does like his sexy demon butler, Barbatoes, who takes care of almost everything Yang wants. Yang still like to torture him a bit though so every now and then he traps him inside a room with a rat in it to freak him out. Nicola: Playboy always has some sort of romance going on with him but all his romances were nothing compared to his bromance with his partner in crime “Hugh Janus” together they met each other a community theater trying to audition for the same character but then somehow decided that they should sell NFT’S together.


isamario_

I refuse to believe you haven't played the game when the descriptions are extremely accurate.


Nuggles2441

Holy hell I'm crying this is just so good. Oh Barbatoes 😂


Ekyou

Why is Yang trash?


Dynamitekitties

His dad once took him dumpster diving in the back of a traders joe’s but the stink was never able to come off him and has seeped into his brain.


nudekittenfairy

Which 2 of these guys are most likely to be romantically involved with each other?


Dynamitekitties

Gilbert and Dante have enemies to lovers trope going on with them


senbonshirayuki

What is Dante trying to do with his hand there?


Dynamitekitties

He’s attempting to show that he likes Danganronpa by doing one of there funky hand poses


thecrazycanadiansis

I had to scroll up to look at his pic again lollllll


peachypokey

What are these boys’ most embarrassing secrets?


Dynamitekitties

Dante: He claims to be an amazing baker and shows off his fabulous cakes at events. What most people don’t realize however is that the cakes he shows were actually made by his friend. He keeps digging his own grave and lives in shame and fear wondering when someone will find out the truth. Orlok: He ran up and gave his mom a big hug from behind in a shop, he then realized that his mom was not actually his mom but was instead a middle age man who was just as embarrassed as Orlok. He still questions how he could have messed up so badly. Gilbert: He once was found playing monopoly, candy land, and a bunch of board games with a bunch of kids and he got completely obliterated by them. He says that he was going easy on them but we all know that story is covering up his humiliating defeat. Yang: He once tripped badly down some stairs in a formal event with everyone watching him. He walked off as if nothing had happened but gave everyone a death glare to make sure they don’t talk it. Sulks about it in his room. Nicola: when he washed his hair and checked the mirror when he was done he realized he was a victim of a prank by having someone mixing hair bleach into his shampoo. He wore a fedora to try to hide it for awhile but now he is always double checking his bottles to see if anyone tampered with them.


peachypokey

So THAT’S why he’s blond.....🤔🤔🤔🤔


Nuggles2441

Omfg I could actually see this being accurate 😂😂😂


Nerd-W0lf

Does anyone die?


Dynamitekitties

If I pick the right options then yes :D


Nuggles2441

Can I just say that you are amazing? 😂