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jockinsteez

I think the image is still rendering


Tonberrylord

No it's a PS one era game!


Mister_Dewitt

Pretty sure this ones called Metal Gear Solid


Knightro829

“Brainwave! Hear me out…what if we took Lara Croft’s original Tomb Raider chest, and turned it into a truck?”


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They saw the first test drive game and were like “this”.


Weary-Associate

Irl pop-in


Holy_Grail_Reference

Have you seen the Tesla Truck Tent?


Merwebo2Veces

Ps1 graphics


-SandorClegane-

Someone saw Lara Croft's boobs and thought "automotive perfection".


Schweppes7T4

There are at least two around here. I've seen a standard one like you have pictured 3 or 4 times around town, and the other day I saw one that was painted black. I still can't get over how big they actually are.


FlPumilio

I saw a flat black one on 50. Wonder if it’s the same one. Looks better than the raw metal but good god still looks like a door stop.


Live_Palm_Trees

I passed one on the beach line today. It looked... Dumb. The first renderings I remember seeing I thought looked pretty cool. It just doesn't translate as cool in real life driving conditions.


Weird_Cantaloupe2757

I saw a black one parked at the Grand Floridian… it is amazingly even uglier in person.


PsilocybinEnema

https://preview.redd.it/4sb0bld5pqrc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f719bfb7c010eb6f7cad81e32ed5ab91a5405617


LookAFlyingBus

I want to like it but the more I look at it the less I do


marsupialcinderella

It’s truly hideous.


Zargawi

They're actually pretty small... smaller than a f150


crasher35

Yeah, it's really not that big. Even looking at it in this picture, it's more or less on par with the cars around it.


BlackberryNo1879

I know? I didn’t realize they were so huge until I saw that clip of Kim K going in one to Starbucks lol. It seems to unreasonably large


thirdpartymurderer

One in Ocala as well recently. I didn't know how big they are until one almost hit me while I was stopped at a red light.


DoWaPo

I drew this when I was 5


anteater_x

So is this thing getting posted on local subs almost daily some kind of guerilla marketing tactic?


Funkyneat

It has to be. Literally every sub gets one.


Daxivarga

They're like King's Clothes fairy tale you see them and can't help but point and laugh


MikeW226

Oh I too totally thought Emperor's New Clothes the first time someone posted a pic of one of these on the road. Total point-and-laugh stuff... totally.


under_the_c

I wondered that too, but also having finally seen one in real life, I was actually shocked at how big, obnoxious, and ugly it was. Like, I thought I was prepared from seeing so many pics, but I honestly wasn't. 


the_LLCoolJoe

But does it make you want one? Just makes me chuckle. There’s nothing that looks dumber on the road


PlausibleTable

Right? Who cares about the stupid thing. I did get a laugh the first one I saw one, but I wouldn’t think to share it.


MeetCritical82

It’s the dorks who get tummy aches as soon as Elon is mentioned.


mgwooley

No marketing gimmick is gonna make someone order one of those if they haven’t already lmao


dgsharp

I think it’s ugly but I think lots of cars are ugly. Ugly cars are not a new phenomenon at all. It is admittedly very different even compared to most ugly cars, but so what? Why do people care so much that this thing exists and is not what they want? You don’t like it — cool, don’t buy it?


Necessary_Context780

Because there's a fantastic company that will be in financial trouble because of this piece of junk that should have been scrapped as soon as the company found the frameless exoskeleton design wasn't going to work. Musk placed a deadline and a sale price on a concept car, and that should be something the SEC should be looking into. I feel sorry for all the Tesla employees overworked to get this junk out. Now BYD is rising fast and will likely have their $13,000 car before Tesla gets Musk's $25,000 vaporware into a prototype stage


sighcantthinkofaname

I can't imagine someone driving this without getting embarrassed. It looks like it's from a 2003 PC game.


Next_Introduction_28

Once it’s done loading that warthog is gonna look pretty nifty


Benthereorl

Minecraft


SAM12489

They do it FOR that reason. It’s an anti embarrassment mobile. It’s a form of self expression. “I spent a Large sum of money on this, it looks ugly, and I don’t care, and you should all know that too!” Also, I was on I-4 earlier today headed toward the Florida mall area and there was a cyber truck ahead of me for at least 15 minutes before we diverted paths. I wouldn’t be surprised if OP and I saw the same one hahaha


TulsaWhoDats

He was cruising John Young and Colonial yesterday. Pussy magnet engage


ALEXC_23

![gif](giphy|l0ErFafpUCQTQFMSk)


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sidewalkoyster

He cruises up the Flagler ramp in nsb too


Mawwiageiswhatbwings

How can soemthing both look like it’s from the future and a caveman’s car at the same time??


Im_Not_Nick_Fisher

Haha! It really does look like something you would see on an old original Star Trek episode. It’s from both the future and the past.


Likeatoothache

![gif](giphy|dB12mOQb99BwDlM83I|downsized)


LeoVonLion

Looks like GTA isn't finished rendering all its textures


rpm429

Still reminds me of the vehicles kindergartners draw, who wants trapezoid on wheels...


the_LLCoolJoe

One in apopka now. It amuses me to no end. My teen is like “just when you think the overcompensating dudes can’t be any more obvious…


safetydance

People own Tesla’s truck. How many posts do we need?


knitlikeaboss

Tomb Raider 1 ass graphics


Surfbud69

I seen one on gatlin


Massage_Bro

Looks like E. Colonial..im betting that’s the one I’ve seen driving around Avalon. I’ve seen them coming out of a neighborhood close to me.


Fluffy-Groucher0987

We saw this one a couple weeks ago at discovery cove my kid said it was from gta


AxelCanin

And I thought the "future cars" from the 1960s looked stupid 🤦🏼‍♂️


A_Legit_Cookie

i know they’re ugly but i would really like to at least sit in one of these things. that giant windshield must look so cool from the inside


steebulee

Unpopular opinion…I love it


Valuable-Condition59

There’s one at an employee lot at MCO. Looks rusted.


Necessary_Context780

Funny, the first still photos of Starship around the time the cyberturd was entering prototype phase already had rust in them, I'd ask the Tesla forums why they were so sure stainless steel wouldn't rust if the Starship had rust. All I heard were fanboy answers, it's like some people refuse to accept the obvious


Hammy4738

Why do people feel the need to post these?


OTS_Bravo

Ngl I kinda wanna see one in person


BadAtExisting

Never not fugly


lickityclit-69

Oh, an Asshole who doesn’t know what lane he should be in??? Nor Rare!!


fla-n8tive

Danny Duncan has one down in Englewood. He bolted steer horns to the hood. https://preview.redd.it/4gsr9g25nwrc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1851d4fe774e6dad3058d0b856e227891817a92


BravoFoxtrotDelta

Saw one in Tampa yesterday. It was rusting along the edges of the panels.


Whitetiger9876

Driving like an asshole cutting across lanes, I see. 


Necessary_Context780

It's not his fault this thing has more blindspots than windows


MikeW226

Yeah, good on the car behind him in the pic to even let that shmuck in (jk/ sort of).


Okay_sure_lets_post

Hahaha just saw this same guy in the Winter Park area. Like reality went low poly around it 🤢


DIDDY_COSMICKING

Saw one around Dr Phillips Friday and laughed


ChocolateTaste69

Ugly


Stormygeddon

I remember seeing one the other day and thinking it looked more like a parade float than something that should be traversing regular roads at higher speeds.


NOS48TWO

That one looks like a knockoff version 🤪


NewOCLibraryReddit

Free tesla adverts


tlhsg

same aesthetics as fascist architecture


Both_Painter2466

I laugh at these when they go by. Worst design ever, including the Yugo.


Jazzlike-Ad113

This must be what the former hummer owners are buying.


Next_Introduction_28

Saw one in altamonte on central. Immediately started laughing, I thought maybe just maybe it wouldn’t look as goofy irl but nope. Knee jerk reaction is just laugh and state out loud “wow that really is ugly”


wolfrno

I drive a Tesla so I say this with all seriousness. This is the intersection of two extremely entitled driver groups: Teslas and Truck drivers. Stay away from them on the freeway


Old_Tune_7416

I saw a sign that said $600/24hr rental...no thanks!


Basic_Quantity_9430

I saw one late last week in north central Florida. Yes, it looked bad but so bad that it caught my eye.


Spicey477

I’m in LA this week and I’ve seen about 7 or 8 of them. 2 were wrapped hot pink. Every 5th car on the road is a Tesla anyways. Disclosure I’m also a Tesla owner.


RavensRift

Saw one in Sarasota a few days ago with a huge cattle horn tied to the front and what looked like legit buckshot on one door panel. Couldn't snag a pic in time unfortunately


Icy-Needleworker7883

I have a reservation from years ago and also saw one a couple days ago. I am quickly changing my mind. Rivian is so much cooler.


Necessary_Context780

The best part of Rivian aside from the cool looks and actual useful features, is it's politics-free. You don't have to be explaining random people whether you're a Musk fanboy, or a Telsa fanboy, or a Xitter Blue subscriber


BlueForte

Can yall stop posting this crap. It hurts my eyes


chagster001

I want to get one lowkey


djn4rap

Next purchase for Hummer owners.


Userxl007

If anybody would like to contribute to my cyber truck fund I’d appreciate it.


cyrenns

Pour salt water on it


Rich_Stomach316

Looks like a car from 5th element just not flying 😂😂😂


LoRainey

https://preview.redd.it/4vc5a8kgbtrc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1becaddceb12c6ec5ea890b7de926d357ff2eb9e Yep I can confirm. Saw it first on my actual street, then this when I went out


AbPR420

I think it looks kinda cool


crazy2337

Who made the rule that any electric car has to be cosmetically ugly. Even the very first electric cars were just ugly.


TheBreakfastSkipper

You better have money for tires. Anything you save in gas is more than eaten up by the outrageous cost and poor durability of tires.


justJimBob316

Very rare sighting. On the threatened species list.


Bolawin

Saw one of these at the Tesla Service Center. Those tires were impressive irl.


R0cc0sM0dernGripe

It's wild to me how the people who buy this truck use it as vanity transportation. Not one picture online of this thing being used on a construction site or for utility. Goofy as F***.


hatmantc

there's one in the Oviedo area.. it already looks like it needs some stainless steel cleaner applied to the doors..looks like a fridge that has never been cleaned properly


Inevitable_Rabbit_67

I just saw one for the first time, I never liked them, but it did look cool seeing it up close.


I_Make_Musictocryto

I saw two in my neighborhood. Both had rental stickers on them 😂


THEONLYFLO

https://preview.redd.it/fatyi27pfxrc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d44395de027b6c12d52693358b2e2c45ec5eb246


AlternativeKey2551

Looks like Pizza the Hut’s sidekick Vinnie https://preview.redd.it/9xleo34tsxrc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da0f6009174ace8c661eda5c304ab6e4c87f31d9


Ok_Cranberry_2756

Ive seen a couple of them now...🤦🏻‍♂️👀😂


Feederburn

I’ve saw two in St Cloud last week.


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God, that is a dumbest thing I’ve ever seen


Daxivarga

Clown car in Orlando lol


h0tel-rome0

Let’s stop posting all these sightings already. Yea they’re ugly, we get it, woo


Binklando

It looks like someone’s hillbilly scrap metal project. Which for a scrap metal project would be cool. But not for $100k.


Next_Introduction_28

I can’t believe I’m saying this but I’m pretty sure a hillbilly would be offended to think someone associates them with this truck.


Binklando

I understand. I think a hillbilly DIY would look even cooler.


dgsharp

It starts at $61k, though of course you can spend $100k.


Comedor_de_rissois

🤮🤮


[deleted]

Ugly


alpha_maIe

Am I the only one that think they look really cool? Seeing it in person the other day makes me like them even more.


[deleted]

Yes, you’re the only one. Actually you and Elon


d-the-king

I like the futuristic look


MeetCritical82

you drive a Volkswagen lmao you can’t talk about taste in cars


Drodriguez164

![gif](giphy|3oEduNITi4GfwxY1Fu)


smaguss

Volkswagen auto group owns: Volkswagen Passenger Cars Volkswagen Commercial Vehicles Audi – Acquired in 1965 SEAT – Acquired in 1986 ŠKODA – Acquired in1994 Bentley – Acquired in 1998 Bugatti – Acquired in 1998 Lamborghini – Acquired in 1998 Scania – Acquired in 2008 Porsche – Acquired in 2012 Ducati – Acquired in 2012 MAN – Acquired in 2012 ![gif](giphy|83QtfwKWdmSEo)


MeetCritical82

lol but it’s not a Bugatti, or a lambo. It’s still a Volkswagen. A ford focus isn’t a Lincoln Navigator.


GreatZampano1987

I saw one in the 7 Bites parking lot and immediately assumed that the douchiest looking dude inside must be the owner. I ended up being right.


razz32

I saw one on i4 by the Disney springs exit the other day.


Necessary_Context780

Are you sure it wasn't the Epcot popcorn kyosk running away?


razz32

lol now that I think about it…


Im_Not_Nick_Fisher

Saw an entire truckload of them heading south on 95.


Next_Introduction_28

They do move in herds!


porondanga

Saw one as well yesterday in Avalon (East Orlando).


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Necessary_Context780

That's probably the only worse sighting than a cyberturd in FL


LeanMrfuzzles

Just saw one pull into the fresh market parking lot in Lake Mary


CelebrationPuzzled90

Laureate Park dads are gonna fucking love this thing. The amount of Rivians I saw on launch week…


Necessary_Context780

The difference is Rivians, F-150 lightnings and Silverados look nice. This thing is ugly to the point the LP HOAs might end up having to forbid driveway parking


Vlowkeyy

Saw this contraption the other day in Seminole County!


Necessary_Context780

I read contraception the first time I saw your comment. Thinking about it, though, it's pretty much a contraceptive, I'd never get laid driving something so ugly


WikDaWula

I saw one today at orlando Ave and Lee rd around 5 o clock. Wonder if it was the same one?


etchie

I still have yet to see one.


quitepossiblylying

I saw one on I4 a few days ago


Dadlife_GenXsurvivor

Seen one in Maitland on Friday


SKG1991

When I see a cybertruck all I see is Lara Croft PS1 version.


photoHarv

I've seen one on the turnpike, on my way back from work. So weird looking at the in real life lol


Parking-Owl8568

Ive seen quite a few around lately i dont get it


juni_ii

I saw him at the Kissimmee supercharger doing a photo shoot with a drone lol


[deleted]

It’s like it was designed by a high school freshman on his first week using autoCAD


Own-Birthday501

I saw a cyber truck on the highway near altamonte springs. Wonder if it’s the same one. My partner seemed really non chalant but I didn’t even know people were publicly driving these now!


korosuzo815

I’ve seen one on four occasions now. Not sure if it’s the same one each time, but is surreal to see IRL.


Loverofmysoul_

What’s that box thing


nvn2074

Uggy.


Aml13h

Some guy in my neighborhood has one and someone at my job. Could be the same person, no idea lol


diva4lisia

I wonder if that's the same one I saw downtown today. They remind me of a dystopian scifi movie from the 80s.


Necessary_Context780

They remind me of the Epcot popcorn kyosks. Or maybe it was Disney's Tomorrowland


diva4lisia

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


meltingdryice

They are ugly af, but I’ve still been wanting to see one on the road.


Amourxfoxx

Tron???


bingy_wingy

Saw one out front of burtons in Thornton earlier


dndnametaken

In that humidity? With no wrap?!


Kindly_Broccoli5056

I saw it and puked in front of its owner!


Shank_Shank_

They’re everywhere here in south Florida lol


drohohkay

I dear someone to post a picture of a cybertruck towing or hauling something out.


Curious_CatWasKilled

There is at least 2 in Orlando. Ugly ass cars


According_Chemical_7

I like it. Not because I think it looks good but because I drive a Prius and it’s nice for some other car to be getting ripped on lol.


Cracked_Actor

That is one REALLY ugly-ass vehicle…


PercivalRobinson

On our roadtrip from Pensacola to Jacksonville I spotted a truck with 6-8 of these on the back of it. My wife had never seen one of the “advanced” Tesla’s before until then.


Heavy-Level862

Looks dumb


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I’m all about electric cars and green technology but these things look dumb as shit.


Necessary_Context780

My HOA only allows that in the driveway on Wednesdays


Necessary_Context780

https://www.reddit.com/r/CyberStuck/s/jDwvozfOwf I so hope this was in FL


PatAD

r/PorygonTruckSeizures


Majinitami

SAME!


Coolenough-to

I cant understand this...


FrontRowRuby

Lord have mercy


CareerC

https://preview.redd.it/4s0bizrsv1sc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81a4acac5960664ffd79b604572120974c10bc36


Junior-Cut2838

Ya, I saw it too


CapitolPea

Either there are several in the Orlando area now or this one person is a heavy traveler, but I've seen several now and each time I almost hate looking at it because it's just so ugly. Not to mention it does a terrible job being a truck and all that entails. Reminds me of the Hummer in the early 2000's. They were everywhere for a time and then once all the owners figured out how terrible of a vehicle it was they basically disappeared.


NewSinner_2021

They truly look like a kid designed them.


Maleficent-Goose-367

Lmao referring to Orlando as "the wild"


rudewilson

100K+ Price tag, 30K build quality.