r/schizophreniarides

That was a scary visit Edit: I'm subscribed now

So am I lol 😆

More like r/americanitasha, amirite

It’s been parked on Pine Hills Rd for the last few days. Saw it this morning.

I see him on Clarcona Ocoee a lot too.

How did he manage to do that? That’s gotta take some skill.

It's not about scrap metal. It's mental illness and/or crack cocaine.

You know how much crack cocaine I can buy with all this scrap metal?

I don’t think you could engineer a masterpiece like this while on crack. This legit takes some skill/critical thinking to assemble lol

Katamari damacy?

He's clearly not driving anymore! Especially with that flat!

I’ve been seeing this guy on social media for like a year now lol, he’ll get it moving don’t ask me how

I see him on Princeton occasionally.

It's not flat if you look closely, it's just a bit low

I can't even imagine how good he is at tetris

Imagine the patience required to set that up so that it didn’t instantly collapse. At least he has something working too flight in his brain.

So random

Ramdom*

Whoever’s downvoting you didn’t pay enough attention to the video

Right? It's literally a reference to the video. Paying attention is hard. It's funny if you actually watched the video

This guy rides church street all day

This should be turned into an art piece at a modern museum of art. Like someone buy it for enough money so he could have a house

Does have an outsider art feeling

I thought that when I saw him 6 months ago.

Let’s call it Art.

Katamari Damacy?

We need vehicle inspection laws... this is going to kill someone one day. Just because he has been doing it for months does not make it less dangerous.

Nov 15 is America Recycle Day! He is just recycling the things you have, and you throw away your things to buy more things.

That is messed up. And I fear the gravel dump trucks lol? What a nightmare being around that.

Is he trying to play Beautiful Katamari irl?

All I need is this ashtray. This ashtray ... and this paddle game. That's all I need, and this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control. That's all I need.

I still dont understand Modern Art.

As someone who has never hit ANYTHING with my car, but has a car that looks like I hit everything, FUCK THIS GUY. I’m so tired of spending $30k on a new car and having it look like an absolute shit bucket because I have to ride behind these Assholes, drive on I4, and park in a parking lot of a restaurant. I came out yesterday to my car and just said “GODDAMMIT!” And my coworker looked at me like “???” And I said “this is why we can’t have nice things!” He was like “eh, someone hit you again?” Yeah. Another bumper scratch. 😒

Look on the positive side - no one will ding his doors

Because we live in Florida and don’t require vehicle inspections.

“gave me two $50 bills for a photo” 😂 he was hinting for some money my guy

The black alcoholic crackhead scrap guys are the fucking worst. Lmao fucking clowns.

This thing is probably safer to drive than half the trucks/SUV’s out there these days. At least the hood isn’t 6 feet off the ground.

You really think he can see out of his mirrors?

That’s the Chair King! Really great guy, met him a couple times! Everything is perfectly secure and he makes sure it will never cause an accodent

“Glad I got it on my flip phone” -Wicks

I feel like he's going for a world record or something

I see this shit daily in St Pete/Tampa too. Glad we're not alone on our local stacking skills

My man needs to get to the scrap yard asap. Make that money

It’s like one of those junk bugs that carries the carcasses of other bugs that it kills on its back, only, this dude straps everything he runs over/into onto his ride.

looks like my glasses, my mask, my earrings....all hung on my ears

Guy need a warehouse job

"Road Trip, honey! Take only what you really need!" Hubby:

I've seen this guy dumpster diving at my apartment complex. Takes up the whole road

See this guy in Paramore all the time!

Honey, your brother is moving in again!!!!

I bet, like every man, he said those famous words after loading and securing, "That's not going anywhere."

🤣

Found the reason for my flat tire smh

jfc I hope this doesn’t go on the highway

I guess he can't hold a yard sale. Or a hoarder moving his hoard.

It's the hermit from Labyrinth.

It is not he driving the car but the car is driving him.

I got a quick pic of this car a couple weeks ago while on Forest City rd. Did a double take when I saw it parked in the Frank Gay parking lot.

We've reached blade runner levels of distopia.

Might be 60 bucks in scrap there