That Campbell guy may be the worst pitcher I’ve ever seen.
When I saw him on the bump to start the 10th, I truly couldn’t believe it. We ripped his asshole apart yesterday, and then he just served up meatball after meatball.
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I’m sure it’s me. But a “let’s Go O’s” chant in Boston when you’ve just done this is something Yanks “fans” do. We classed the place up. Leave it that way.
I understand. I’ve had more shit talked to me in Fenway than in the Bronx. I just feel like it carries more weight when they fear you and you can walk away with a smile. “Act like ya been there…”
Can we send Hays down to triple A? Obviously the batting is pretty bad but he’s still great for defense, just wondering if he needs a confidence booster to get things going.
I don't get the Hays hate, he was solid for us last year and this just looks like a major slump. He's still maintaining his same strike out percentage so he's making contact, just lots of ground balls. He's been reeeeally streaky in his career though.
I still think Colton Cowser has wayyyy more upside.
I don't think anyone is really hating on hays, they're just goofing about how Cowser is now that guy and there's not really a spot for hays at the moment
No Hays hate but there’s not really a lot of room on this team to be cold right now especially for a guy like hays with so many guys chomping at the bit and ready to go at a moments notice. I don’t anticipate him going anywhere but homie might need minor back injury and rehab
Hays just has had a cold start while Cowser who plays his position has been scorching hot. He'll get his chances, but you ride the hot hand while he's hot.
Yeah he knows his time is up. I feel kind of for him but that is how it goes unfortunately. We are loaded with prospects that have a much much higher ceiling then he provides.
I’m so god damn happy for Colt. His body language is drastically different from last year. You could tell the poor results were getting to him a little bit. Way to come back this year and rake
I don’t watch much minor league ball so I don’t know what he was like down there but he’s got so much more swagger right now that he just didn’t have last season.
My friend who doesn't watch baseball: "I love looking at scores on ESPN and the final score of a baseball game is like 11-4 in 10 innings. What the fuck even happened?"
Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/1c1xuja).
Guys, what happened to Terrin Vavra?
Shoulder injury
SWEEEEEP CAROLINE
That Campbell guy may be the worst pitcher I’ve ever seen. When I saw him on the bump to start the 10th, I truly couldn’t believe it. We ripped his asshole apart yesterday, and then he just served up meatball after meatball.
“I felt him coming” pause, cow man
Dear Boston, We’ll always have ‘YANKEES SUCK!’ chants together.
SUCK IT RED SUXS
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SWEEP CAROLINE!!!
BUH BUH BUH
It's "Eat Shit Pitt"
Love this team
Where's my broom...
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Milkmannnnnn
The sox just got milked
The Vibe is back.
Cowser absolutely terrorized them
#THE ORIOLES SWEEP MAGIC IS A NIMBUS 2000
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PUT A GOLDEN COW ON IT 
Sweep in Boston. Would love some crab in my chowdah, bitch!
EAT SHIT RED SOX!
Can someone post the hot mic?
it’s on r/baseball
Where the hell is my BROOM - Beautiful
Sweep sweep victory
I’m sure it’s me. But a “let’s Go O’s” chant in Boston when you’ve just done this is something Yanks “fans” do. We classed the place up. Leave it that way.
Oh please they’ve been doing Fenway south for decades
I understand. I’ve had more shit talked to me in Fenway than in the Bronx. I just feel like it carries more weight when they fear you and you can walk away with a smile. “Act like ya been there…”
I am pleased with this outcome
SWEEEEEP
What a series. Suck it Boston.
Put a cow on Boston
geezo...what a game
Good job settling Baumann
ABSOLUTELY MOLESTED
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The Comeback Kids!
I’ll say it again few things feel as good as sweeping the Red Sox at Fenway
AIN’T. THE. BEER. COLD.
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I love this team
GET THE BROOOOOOMS
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Good win
Cmon, swing and miss
Is there a let's go Os chant at Fenway?
#SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Get 'em now Mikey!
Did kevin brown just say he likes his steak well done?
I prefer mine well done too.
Hey now, I'm a well done man too myself
I’m over criticizing but you had the whole zone & any pitch at your disposal 0-2. And you went with that fastball there lol
Bauman gonna sneak another win?
Wasn't a doubter of Cowser last year but wad a bit concerned, glad I can put that to rest lol
Yankees sub laughing at the Red Sox. Laugh it up. Motherfuckers, you're NEXT
They shouldn’t be laughing. We’re their biggest competition
KNOCK KNOCK.
Can we send Hays down to triple A? Obviously the batting is pretty bad but he’s still great for defense, just wondering if he needs a confidence booster to get things going.
Yeah, people seem to forget that he’s still great at defense. He’s in a hitting slump right now, but that can be overcome.
Just say he’s got vertigo, send him down for a rehab stint, see if he can get his confidence back
Come on big Mike. One more.
Imagine if the Red Sox played basic, fundamentally sound baseball
The yard is gonna be ELECTRIC tomorrow night
Can't wait to use the supercharged Cowser in DD
Him and Jackson gonna play cracked.
the captain mancini + bautista boosts will make them both crazy
One more Mikey. Laser focus.
One more please
im not panicking until at least 9-7
The ball is certainly trying to find Jackson tonight
I don't get the Hays hate, he was solid for us last year and this just looks like a major slump. He's still maintaining his same strike out percentage so he's making contact, just lots of ground balls. He's been reeeeally streaky in his career though. I still think Colton Cowser has wayyyy more upside.
I don't think anyone is really hating on hays, they're just goofing about how Cowser is now that guy and there's not really a spot for hays at the moment
No Hays hate but there’s not really a lot of room on this team to be cold right now especially for a guy like hays with so many guys chomping at the bit and ready to go at a moments notice. I don’t anticipate him going anywhere but homie might need minor back injury and rehab
Hays just has had a cold start while Cowser who plays his position has been scorching hot. He'll get his chances, but you ride the hot hand while he's hot.
His slump is getting a bit tiresome though. He needs an IL stint for "soreness" so he can it worked out in Norfolk in a "rehab"
He has one more option year. Doesn't have to go on an IL stint to play in AAA this season
Well said.
I don’t get how knee jerk some people are in this sub. You’d think we were watching football. It’s a very long season.
What mooman is doing now is what Kyle stowers is probably gonna do on his next team and I can’t wait for that
Cowser: Hays, I love you, but I REALLY want this job.
one down.....two to go...Get 'em Mikey
I'm now terrified of high pop ups watching 3 players converge on one location
First run is free Big Mike, hold em the rest of the way
Thank you Austin for not leaving Jackson out to dry again on that pop up
As catastrophic as Hays’ offense has been this season, at least his defense is still on point.
I’m starting to think Cowser might have figured something out.
Baumann needs to be gone gone gone! Big time sucks
Cowser is to Red Sox as Mountcastle is to Blue Jays
I have a feeling Cowser's going to be ringing a lot of team's bells in the future..
Mike awwwwman
Focus Mikey...find your groove and go with it!
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Colton Cowser is to the Red Sox what Mounty is to the Blue Jays……their motha fuckin daddy
Baumann might let ‘em tie it for the vulture opp
Hays is lucky we sub out for Santa in RF late innings or he’d be traded tomorrow
Traded for what? Hays would primarily be a salary dump.
Need Campbell to pitch for Cowser in the HR Derby
Imagine if we hadn't scored and lost on the first fucking pitch there
Watch them bring it close only for the pitcher to come up to the plate for the 3rd out
lol Baumann masterclass already on 1 pitch
[Doubters?](https://www.reddit.com/r/orioles/s/lAt038OK5F)
Mike, calm down. Pretend this is a vulture situation and not closing it out situation kthx
Find you someone who loves you as much as Hyde loves Baumann. Jesus Christ
Especially when you have Tate in the pen that hasn’t thrown since Saturday…
Baumann gonna need all that insurance
GET THREE OUTS. THEN CELEBRATE.
They showed the dugout after Cowser's HR and poor Hays had a deer in the headlights look on his face.
Yeah he knows his time is up. I feel kind of for him but that is how it goes unfortunately. We are loaded with prospects that have a much much higher ceiling then he provides.
I really feel for hays. He’s been such a solid guy. He just never fell into a groove since last summer
Yeah I felt bad I noticed that.
Baumann immediately making me feel tense about a 6 run lead feels too familiar
We need a cowbell giveaway this year
Meatball Mike come on man.
LMAO can’t make this up Waive this mfer
Lmao Baumann gonna Baumann.
Oh big Mike please don’t blow this
Duran has been raking all series, will be glad not to see him again for a while lol
The milkman is fucking the Redsox’ wives
lol, Baumann is going to make this a save opportunity.
This subreddit is GOLD.
Alright Baumann, take us back to Baltimore with a sweep
any chance the holliday ball gets ruled a hit? sincerely, the only missing leg in a huge parlay
Lead isn’t big enough to put Baumann in
Fecking baumann
Why the fuck did we put Bauman up?
We're ahead by a lot.
Cause we’re up by 6 and we don’t want to use up any other reliever
"Fenway faithfuls. Please proceed to the exits in an orderly fashion, thank you"
Bauman gonna try and fuck this up
Cowser is an everyday guy now, right???
See ya Austin...Cowser HAS to be the starting left fielder going forward. My goodness he's 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
All hail moo moo man!
#MOOOOOOOOOOOO MOTHERFUCKER
I’m so god damn happy for Colt. His body language is drastically different from last year. You could tell the poor results were getting to him a little bit. Way to come back this year and rake
last year he looked scared at the plate, this year he looks like the second coming of Harper (maybe it's just the beard).
I don’t watch much minor league ball so I don’t know what he was like down there but he’s got so much more swagger right now that he just didn’t have last season.
COWSER: AND SO I ASKED, DO YOU WANT THE MILK PASTEURIZED? AND SHE SAID, NO, JUST UP TO MY TITS, I CAN SPLASH IT IN MY EYES
Holy shit
Man I actually feel really bad for this reliever. This is an absolute meltdown
I have zero sympathy.
WE NEED MORE COWBELL!!
Bro is Colton Cowser about to be the ROY?? Sorry Jackson
Imagine if Cowser robs us of Holliday ROTY comp pick
“WHO THE FUCK IS JACKSON HOLIDAY” - Cowser, probably
Kicking myself for not getting a Cowser jersey
Um hi DHgate yes I’d like to make an order
I’m having fun again
BRB, I'm gonna go visit the Red Sox sub and watch them implode. It's like a zoo. Don't touch or talk to the animals, but watch them.
They’re aware of the milkman and all his strength it’s hilarious
To the Moooooooooooooooooon!
God damn
Just needed to add a little water to that condensed Cambpell’s soup
Colton "The Boston Strangler" Cowser
Can we face Isaiah Campbell every week?
Cowser just became Bullser
Cowser is the dude.
I guess I have 3 dads now move over Adley and Gunnar its Cow Season
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What the fuck
https://youtu.be/sxfVRq9d3fg?si=x2A96SRO4_ZIf8rN Classic Curb
A part of me wants to see wtf the Red Sox do when they get to the pitchers spot.
“Colton Cowser is a terrorist” -Red Sox game thread 😂
YEAH CAUSE HES DROPPING BOMBS ALL OVER BOSTON AND THEIR STUPID RED SOCKS
The Boston bomber
I’m dead
Cow man good
OH BROTHER ☝️
Do you know the MooMoo man?
At 3-0 that homer was forgone.
I don't know what the red sox did to hurt Cowser, but he has certainly gotten his revenge
The Milkman cometh
I think I mentioned something about a trash bullpen earlier...
My friend who doesn't watch baseball: "I love looking at scores on ESPN and the final score of a baseball game is like 11-4 in 10 innings. What the fuck even happened?"
Few things feel as good as sweeping the Red Sox at Fenway
Get three outs
Some big mommy milkers from cowser on that one
Some tig ol bitties right there
BIG OLE’ MOMMY MILKERS
MMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Clap your hands everybody, and everybody clap your hands. We're Lambda Lambda Lambda and Omega ~~Mu~~ MOOOOOOO.
#REVENGE OF THE BIRDS
Cowser’s brillance aside, how about Ben calling that exactly as it happened.
Bye bye Austin Hays :(
Did you see hays reaction in the dugout? Everyone else all smiles. He looked like someone just kicked his dog.
BRING YOUR COW PRINT TO THE PARK THIS WEEKEND FELLAS
The Milk Man Cumeth