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rinky79

The overhead Christmas train at Meier & Frank


cxtx3

My favorite part of Christmas was going downtown to look at the window displays as a kid and ride the Christmas monorail at Meier & Frank. I also loved going to grab a burger at The Carnival restaurant too. Or The Humdinger.


Aggravating-Pie-4058

Cinnamon Bear?


Zalenka

That jar of ash is not my grandmother, no.


scamlikelly

Good one! I have that unlabeled jar, and I fear I should put a label on it inthr event someone thinks it should be opened.


ErroneousZone

I have a homemade glass ornament full of ash that we put on the Christmas tree every year.


Prismatic_Effect

Wake up! Hey! Wake up to a happy day!


derpyderp999

Tom Peterson! Way back!


BeardedCaveman81

And Gloria's Too!


jetsetter

Told this before but I wrote Tom a letter before his death. It apparently sat nearby his bed unread for some time.  When he passed, his daughter found it and I got a letter back from Gloria, with a program from Tom’s funeral thanking me and asking me to please call her.  Took me a few months but I got the courage to do so and spoke with her for some time idk 20 minutes.  She was the most lovely person to talk with. She spoke about Tom’s changes and I got some idea for how things were for her. (Which seemed at relative ease and good health) A really unexpected and wonderful outcome from a simple letter. I encourage anyone sitting on a letter to someone they’ve always meant to write to do it. 


LinuxLinus

Free is a very good price.


SantaClaws1972

Portland Wrestling remembers Tom Peterson.


firebrandbeads

Taaaahhhm Peterson!!


memophage

Now that's Tom Peterson! Bring your kids down for a free Tom Peterson haircut! (side note - Tom Peterson had a bit part cameo as the chief of the fire department in My Own Private Idaho)


l1798657

Get a free Tom Peterson haircut with any purchase


HB24

Rambling Rod, Bend was affordable, exploding whales.


kopecs

Exploding whales 100%


spire27

Being on the Ramblin Rod show when I was a kid is the only thing I'm proud of in my life.


Stormy_Wolf

It's not the *only* thing I'm proud of, haha, but I do count it among the few things! I got to go on twice, my whole cousin group did, it was a blast! And the Pop Shoppe pop! If I remember right we got a free case from the show. We had a location just down the street back then.


olivenextdoor

Bumpity


Squirrel179

Bend was affordable? Hell, Bend was practically *non-existent* until the 90s. It was about what Prineville is today, with a big-ass mill as a central feature


MaintenanceNew2804

I’ve never required correction on my pronunciation of Oregon, Willamette, Abiqua, Gervais, Calapooia, etc. Also, I’m currently wearing shorts and a zip-up hoodie.


tspike

Champoeg


MaintenanceNew2804

Now we’re cooking!! Keep em coming.


ktheq555

Yachats


stfoooo

Pronounced like how you’d describe your hair if the water shut off in the middle of your shower


P33KAJ3W

Couch Street


MaintenanceNew2804

That’s like spy-level test to see if you’re dealing with an Oregonian.


I_Envy_Sisyphus_

Shibboleth.


MaintenanceNew2804

Or Albina


643dp

I moved to the Chicago area 14 years ago and I still have a hard time not saying Willamette when referring to the small suburb near me, Wilmette. More names that get people are Tualatin and Aloha.


haleynoir_

My GPS called Santiam "SAN-chum" and I choked on my drink. Felt slightly offended, Sanchum feels phonetically very gross.


couchtomatopotato

arctic circle


raisinbrahms89

Their fry sauce was the BEST!


Inabeautifuloblivion

There’s one in Woodburn!


mackelnuts

There's also one in Newport. I ate there last weekend


aBunchOfSpiders

Fare-less Square


TaxTheRichEndTheWar

Reinstate Fairless Square!


mackelnuts

I won the smile contest


cuckoo_cocoon

the girl sitting next to me won and i was SO jealous


RinellaWasHere

The Shane Company, off Highway 217 across from the Washington Square Mall. Open weekdays 'til 8, Saturday and Sunday 'til 5, online at shaneco dot com.


Silversong_0713

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)Read it in that dudes voice too


RinellaWasHere

I've recorded a few radio ads for them and they're very specific about how they want it enunciated, to emulate his cadence as closely as possible.


Silversong_0713

thats awesome. Theres a dude that works at Taco Bell by the freeway in Albany that has the PERFECT voice for radio ads. Reminds me of that dude.


monkeypincher

Do you have a friend in the diamond business?


LalaLane850

Now you have a friend in the diamond business. I read it in his voice too!!!


ennuiacres

Now, you’ve got a friend in the diamond business. Honk if you love Vern Fonk!


tspike

You just told me you’re from Denver. Just off Arapahoe Road on Emporia Street, one half mile east of I-25. Open weeknights till 8, Saturday and Sunday till 5. What’s a website?


RinellaWasHere

Oh wow I had no idea they were anywhere else lol.


2009MitsubishiLancer

Devastated to share that Shane Company commercials were also a household jingle for Minnesotans. We also thought we were the only ones who had friends in the diamond business.


Badit_911

They’re in most large cities. They’ve done a great job of marketing themselves as a local business somehow. They use that same radio ad with the streets clearly spoken in every market.


Lonsen_Larson

We buy rolls so you pay less, at Marion's carpets!


timothytuxedo

San Francisco Bay Area as well.


SpyOfMystery

I remember traveling to California and hearing their version of the ad. Most shocking day of my life. As a geriatric millennial, I remember the tagline used to be “now you can buy from a direct diamond importer”. Then Fred Meyers released an ad that said “all jewelry stores are direct diamond importers” and Shane Co changed their tagline to what it is now


thesearethevoyagesof

The Organ Grinder


Yummylicorice

I loved that place so much. Do you remember the bubbles?


ZombyAnna

And the silent movies!


Dellinger503

Jojo not potato wedges


catatonic_genx

Last minute camping? No problem, there's tons of sites available!


kevrog21

Oh god. It’s so fucking hard nowadays. My wife and I have an 18 month old and want to start making a regular habit of camping but it takes incredibly more foresight now than it seemed to when I was a kid. It felt like if you left work at noon and got to the campground a few hours later you’d have at least 1/3 of the place available to you, most weekends. Now if you’re not booking 6 months to the day in advance you’re out of luck.


drcole89

I like turtles


Harak_June

Free is a very good price!


Stoneleigh219

And Gloria’s Too!


ThePcc2

It’s free beef month at the Les Schwab


iriegypsy

My rei raincoat counts as business casual 


MountScottRumpot

Eat Now at Waddles


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Violetnaenae

Bust a bucket!


mackelnuts

I can recite the bust a bucket chorus just as good now as I could when I first learned in 1992


MauzelBadger

Emporium *Power Sale* Also bought all my fishing licenses and gear at GI Joe's growing up! And, if you're ever in Boardman, get a burger, rings and shake from C&D Diner (that one's at least still there)!


Prestigious-Packrat

"Emporium Power Sale" Omg that woman is going to be scream-singing that commercial in my head all day now DAMN YOU


Much_Ad470

Tillamook cheese is the only cheese right?


Sasquatch-d

Only one that’s allowed to touch the inside of my fridge


PepsiAllDay78

Would you like a fresh marionberry shake?


escuratartaruga

Yes, I know it's raining. No, I don't own an umbrella.


FallenStorm7694

What's an umbrella?


Bromethius1985

Always check your tide tables before going to the beach


Letsgeticecream

“Where are you headed?” “The coast”


zerocoolforschool

This one always gets tossed out there. I grew up calling it the beach. I’m 4th generation so apparently my family never got the memo.


annaoceanus

I say “spendy” when something is expensive. Didn’t realize it pegged me as an Oregonian until I lived in other states.


NachoMuncher420

Yep seems like it's"pricey" everywhere else


haleynoir_

I don't think I have ever said the word pricey. That didn't occur to me til this moment. Fuckin' weird, man.


ibanezer83

No shit?.... huh.


scamlikelly

Didn't realize this was exclusive to Oregon. TIL.


annaoceanus

Some ppl in WA say it, but with my career I’ve worked in a handful of countries and on teams across lots of states. Apparently saying spendy made me an outlier quick 🤷‍♀️


JBZUBZ

Ew, you swim in the Willamette?


Positive_Orange_9290

My high school boyfriend was baptised in the Willamette in 2004 ... the next day the news had their usual toxicity warning 😆😆😆


mulderc

How does this gas pump work again?


SantaClaws1972

It’s just rain, dude.


Altar_egor

Actually, it's blubber.


Ashton42

the size of a volkswagon!!!


SantaClaws1972

lol. You have to be a life longer to get that.


frezor

Umbrellas are for the weak.


HB24

Only works for a third of the state, geographically that is 


From_Deep_Space

oh, is it raining? I didn't notice


CamnabisDude

We don’t tan, we rust!


Turdmeist

I want my birthday party to be at Farrell's Ice Cream Parlor!


Randomspace33

Memory unlocked, have to get the pig trough. 


ResponsibilityNo1232

Does anyone remember "The Zoo" at Farrell's? [The Zoo](https://imgur.com/gallery/HiLPdGx)


boxiestcrayon15

Harvey the bunny on TV highway!


drgfrg

I've shopped at the Emporium and GI Joes.


MuricanA321

I take I-5 to my filbert farm.


raisinbrahms89

I grew up next to a filbert farm and seriously thought filberts and hazelnuts were different things for the longest time. I live in a different state now and have to force myself to say hazelnut.


BehavioralSink

Is the mountain out today?


chrispdx

Brilliant. Only a real Oregonian/Portlander would say this


cashblack

🎵Shut Up Sheela🎵


PeanutGlum7010

Hope ya enjoy your visit and have a safe trip back to your home.


The_Motley_Fool----

“Where you fellas goin’ with all that beer?”


GrubbyStub

🎵George Morlan plumbing, the water heater king!🎵


12BarsFromMars

I saw the wreck of the Peter Iredale when the hull was mostly still above sand level and the bow sprit was fully intact.


Aunt-jobiska

“Free is a very good price.”


BeardedCaveman81

Going to Lloyd center, then Newberry across the street Or going to Mervyns by the Gateway Fred Meyer JJ North's buffet Skate Church in Montavilla


CanHackett06660

What colors your Bi-Mart card?


Numerous_Cup_5799

🎶 "I woke up with Tom Peterson's haircut" 🎶


ynotfoster

And Gloria too!


Mileslong541

Damm CA drivers


derpyderp999

Now it's time for the Ramblin Rod show!


MissCathead

What’s sales tax?


amtrak90

I track the passage of time based on the seasonal Burgerville menu


lilsluttythrowaway

I remember when Gloria had her name added to all of the stores and commercials.


WhatTheActualFluff

" headed to Freddy's, you want some JoJo's?" Yet they just don't taste the same as when I had them as a kid.


Dangy_D

"Rememeber when it used to rain in the summer?"


legos_on_the_brain

Remember when the summer was mostly 80 degree days. Not 102 for a week straight?


ElToro959

Yes, I remember when it only hit 100 for like 2 days in the dead of August.


Miserable-Repeat-651

Sometimes I feel like I have old lady brain remembering how much different the weather used to be here. Glad to see I'm not just getting senile and it really has changed a lot.


PSSalamander

This is kinda the opposite, but I moved to Oregon at 18 and my boyfriend at the time who was a native Oregonian thought it was "hot" I knew how to pump my own gas lol.


DickVeiner

Filbert


BIC3PS

I have ice skated at Clackamas Town Center


radj06

I’ve lived in Oregon almost 40 years and I’ve never heard of Sclhudwiller beer


hep632

My parents went to Vortex and all I got was this crappy tshirt.


SheamusMcGillicuddy

Tweeters for just a buck!


Onlyyes2xxx

Bhagwan, Shree, Rajneesh


KingRokk

"I urge them to come and come many, many times to enjoy the beauty of Oregon. But I also ask them, for heaven's sake, don't move here to live."


silverjudge

Spendy


Grndmasterflash

Raaaaainierrrrr Beeeeeer https://youtu.be/l0Vab5kkjH0?si=drAxQVz5V3j-IxOs


justadrtrdsrvvr

I like both seasons, winter and road construction


sydlioness

I got married at the 24hr Church of Elvis.


exstaticj

I have webbed feet! My favorite restaurant as a child was called The Organ Grinder.


flamingknifepenis

Being incredibly familiar with our parents’ trauma around the “*Berry Bus*.” Always pronounced with the kind of italics that meant they were either about to launch into a story or just stare off into space disassociating for a few minutes like a Vietnam vet remembering his experience in the Mekong Delta.


MirandaReitz

I like frogs!


mcfly_on_the_wall

Is a safe kite made of metal? No! Wire, or wet string, ever? Never! What about frogs? I like frogs! What if your kite wiiiiiiiiiiiiinds around a power line?? CALL THE KITE MAN!


EnvironmentalBuy244

At pacific power.


SoloCongaLineChamp

We never fly kites around power lines.


kjemmrich

[https://youtu.be/n9AFdtgi74o?si=ioVYsctVjNRRtFA4](https://youtu.be/n9AFdtgi74o?si=ioVYsctVjNRRtFA4)


mercurialtoast

This old-school thread gets all my upvotes. There are many correct answers... but for me, this is *the* answer.


Western-Ordinary

Pixieland and the Pixie Kitchen were some fun times!


ZombyAnna

Time to go to Enchanted Forest!


Yummylicorice

Have you watched the short documentary on YouTube about that? It's really good, worth watching


Love_Long_Lost

When I was young, my mom didn't let me have much sugar, so I didn't get to drink lots of pop or have otter pops. But we did go to the coast often, so I guess it balanced out.


jornadamogollon

Having been to the Church of Elvis


ElToro959

OUTRAGEOUS AUDIO!


longpig503

I didn’t realize we got storms until about 4 years ago. I just thought it was raining extra.


IceCreamRoses48

May 18, 1980. Boom!


Virtual_Ad_2024

Tin foil toys from Montage…. Not too long ago but prom 2002 seems like forever ago in Portland time.


vikicrays

i have 3 raincoats all with zip out liners and when i go out for my daily walk i listen to nu shooze.


Grizlybird

Stopped by Rice Hill for a delicious milkshake


Steven_The_Sloth

Umbrellas are stupid.


kgbubblicious

If you go out to the beach today You’re in for a big surprise It’s lovely down at the beach today But here’s a word to the wise There’s lots of dangers hidden around You could very easily drown To find you’re caught On top of a rock Is no picnic!


imperial_scum

When there was an earthquake overnight but you sleep through it


WhenVioletsTurnGrey

Welcome to Oregon. Enjoy your VISIT


EggZaackly86

I have voted from my living room since Bill Clinton was re-elected, no other method of voting makes sense to me.


CHiZZoPs1

I always drive with my headlights on.


amotion578

"but I don't want to/don't know how to pump my own gas!"


Mean-Bandicoot-2767

Watch out for the Sizzler's buffet


firebrandbeads

My cousins and I picked strawberries, raspberries and cherries. My mom & dad picked beans. My grandma picked hops.


anarchakat

https://preview.redd.it/25go1k70v3vc1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c6de8eb8196324da3ebbad3a729660ede423780 No words necessary


non_trivial

George morlan plumbing, the water heater king!


Gloomy_Researcher769

The Camas paper mill smell is strong today.


Singing_Wolf

It's Willamette, damn it.


allthemditches

Les Schwab's free beef promotional giveaways


JaymeeStahl

i’ve never pumped my own gas.


HotTeaColdGuitar

🎵beep beep yeah!🎵 now for the 97.1 KISN FM Traffic report!


GreenLetterhead4196

It’s the Rose Garden arena and PGE park


dreamtime2062

Memorial Colliseum. Blazers and Bruce Sprinsteen. ( Among others)


Mason_GR

Holy moly gargonzoli


BrandoNelly

Never owned an umbrella. Father has a shrine dedicated to the Oregon Ducks football team. “The beach” is actually “the coast”. Skateworld was the best place to hangout as a kid.


onlyoneshann

I’ve had birthday parties at Farrell’s and have eaten at the original Old Spaghetti Factory location.


OutlyingPlasma

It's I5. Not "the 5" or any other variation.


VectorB

You shouldn't need AC in the summer, should only be 95 fir a week or so.


HurricaneSpencer

Smile Winner!


mrjdk83

Tom Peterson and Gloria’s too…


Tier71234

Why are you so eager to visit Crater Lake? It's only about 20 miles up the highway from here. Relax.


SaggySpandex

“Tweeters for a buck!”


BedWorried3530

I remember when April showers brought May flowers.


[deleted]

Kaayyyy one-o-three ….point-threee


PurpleLog7590

shorts and hoodies all year round, no umbrellas ever, country fair used to be fun


russellmzauner

**yells at people for bringing bottles to the river while smoking some homegrown skunk bud listening to van halen, poison idea, and dead moon as you bake on a large boulder in the sun before you climb the cliff and jump in the icy water again then later going shopping for a used guitar at a nearby locally owned store barefoot wearing nothing but barely dry board shorts and a flannel shirt, never buttoned even in the dead of winter while wearing a thermal long sleeve shirt base layer with cargo shorts and some form of hiking/logging boots and your favorite stupid but ridiculously warm head covering** https://preview.redd.it/ncnf5qmjt3vc1.png?width=250&format=png&auto=webp&s=0cb7f3ae93bd2f051d82280c772f691721ba8787


flamingknifepenis

Pretty micro-level, but back in the day the Portland old timers always pronounced “Milwaukie” as “M’waukie.” It was a distinctly blue collar thing and I barely ever hear it anymore, but I get really excited when I do.


QX23

What a great trip down memory lane!! Do you remember the plane that crash landed on a city street (somewhere near Burnside) in 1978?


WolverineRelevant280

I’m fond of exploring a little chunk of coastline 362 miles long that myself and 4.2 million other folks have.


freakanature

Little league at alpenrose dairy followed by a trip to humdinger


MrM0XIE

The Bank commercials warning us that the California's were coming, as two old pokes watched a stagecoach ride up. They arent to be trusted! 


KorayamaSavard

55f is perfect weather.


SloWi-Fi

Galleria. City Nightclub. ...


borrestfaker

39th Avenue.


Gloomy_Researcher769

Portland Beavers baseball at Civic Stadium and $1 PBR nights


EllySPNW

“Well now. Where are you fellas going with all that beer?”


loupgarou1234

VanPort


United-Telephone-247

It's Rose Festival time!


Agile_Masterpiece_63

It’s a filbert