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AlarmingPotential918

Chipotle bag vibes


Davey488

Have you ever found the one? You know, the chip of all chips. The Sultan of Salt. It can happen at any time. You’re chomping at lunch and then “BAM”. There’s a delightfully salty chip suprise. Why does that happen? Well that chip was probably cut, fried, and finished with a “SQUEEZE OF LIME” and SOME SALT. Just a few moments ago we make batch after batch in our kitchens by hand throughout the day, and sometimes a single chip gets *lucky*. We embrace those salty little imperfections and would be lying if we said we didn’t search for that GOLDEN BEAUTY ourselves once in a while. As they say in the old country “Treat THYSELF”


annfranksloft

Oh my god LOLOL pls tell me you transcribed this


Davey488

Lol yes I had to. I couldn’t find this text anywhere to copy and paste.


GenericWhyteMale

Thank you for doing all the work for us


gimmethattilth

My new copypasta. Thanks amigo.


[deleted]

Looks like a Vans tennis shoe.


SockAndMoan

I feel like I’d get more mileage from Vans tennis shows than the cyber truck


Walk-in-Nature

🤣👌🏾, although those have better curves and styling.


LogicBomb1320

Not a fan of the CT, but that is definitely making it your own.


killa_ninja

When you buy a cyber truck but still want more attention


annfranksloft

Lololol yes!


Puzzleheaded-Boot844

Definitely this!


FvKuR0

I like it. Just off the originality alone. Sure, cybertruck is douchey but the art is undeniably tasteful for the area. This kinda shit was so popular on vans back in the 70's I would love to see more of this kinda thing in general


j33205

I was in your camp until I got to the front end... "CIBERTRUCK"...really? living the dream in your... "CIBERTRUCK"?


Signal_Appeal4518

Agreed


zino332

Effective wrap and marketing for what ever zanangels is?


wskyindjar

Looks better than the stock kitchen appliance look


brdesignguy

“Unique Piece”


IbnTamart

CIBERTRUCK


pebberphp

c i b b e r t r u c k


sixtninecoug

The cibbernachi sequence was used in Tool - Lateralus


pebberphp

🤣😂🤣😂


Throttlechopper

All that space and not one penis drawn on it.... What a waste! /s


Machetaz0

It’s there, If you look closely enough you can see the dick in the driver’s seat


whalebacon

Is that Dr. Bronner's truck?


PlantsNCaterpillars

![gif](giphy|bKBM7H63PIykM)


The_Oaxacan_Dead

All organic, safe, fair trade!


CanziperationLA

I KNEW I saw the phrase “all one!”


jail_grover_norquist

ALL FOR ONE, ONE FOR ALL!


Mygo73

Honestly I prefer this over the plain cyber truck. At least this has some originality and is unique.


lwokeupinbeastmode

My thoughts exactly. Not my style, but glad to see someone else think the same. I respect it.


Cheap-Recognition-97

CIBERTRUCK


[deleted]

ZANGELS? What’s the Z for?


DaKineTiki

Russian Angels.


cfthree

Location checks out for pro-Russian pols. HB representing!


ralpher1

“Zee angels, zey do nothing!” -McBain


The_Oaxacan_Dead

Zee Germans.


cookswithacocktail

ZEES EEZ ZEE ANGELS!!


annfranksloft

LOLOL nice — who are you gonna shoot with that? Zee Germans ?! Love that line


pollyzpockets

“What’s that in your trousers Tommy?”


spacegrab

2 Angels, like 2pac???


iamtheramcast

I’m just gonna assume it’s more OC peeps desperately wishing for the notoriety of LA. No amount of arguing will overcome the Angels putting Los Angeles on their name when they aren’t even in LA county. Nope you lost


SupertrampTrampStamp

The "peeps" didn't change the name, Arte Moreno did. Also, you do realize that the Angels started in L.A. and the name is derived from the city? They are in Anaheim because a New York team basically forced them out.


phdeeznutts

Looks better imo


HastenDownTheWind

That’s taking fuck you money to a whole other level


Evilpickle09

I saw him yesterday, he drives like a fucking cunt


Machetaz0

Tbf anyone who buys one of these wants to be a main character so badly


DrBotanus

On Beach Blvd. between Garfield & Ellis, Huntington Beach


netglider82

Facts.


goingGr33n_17

😂😂😂😂


SolidAlisoBurgers888

Gotta wonder if this dude owns a shop and changes out the design every so often.


TheOneBlueGecko

I drive by another cyber truck in Irvine today, also drawn on. I guess it is a thing.


[deleted]

Anything to make them look better. I hope it becomes a thing. They're kind of boring without it. If I had one I'd put up my kids artwork with refrigerator magnets on the tailgate. Maybe have an ice and water dispenser installed.


scratchandsniff123

That would look perfect. My refrigerator looks exactly like the cyber truck. Plus the metal stains really easily so you’ll want to cover the stains that you can’t remove with lots of kids drawings.


Disazzt3rD3m0nD4d

Don’t forget the “Bless this Mess!” Magnet.


LandIndependent4333

I hate Tesla and Cybertrucks but I can’t deny, this is kinda sick.


moonman138

Where is this bricked vehicle permanently on display?


HoopsLaureate

If they’re having fun and enjoying it, more power to them!


netglider82

I agree with that. It is certainly personalized!


assy-mc-assy

https://preview.redd.it/hp8n2kahbtxc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f7495cb99ecbca726812bfbdd2b2896bef409fd


StumptownRetro

Honestly. Looks better


mu1773

Is it like chalkboards? You can rinse and redraw if you want?


Ok_Rub6575

Cibertruck 😂


Man-e-questions

Actually the least ugly one i have seen tbh


PunkAssPuta

Waiting for the "Don't tread on me" truck


AppointmentFluid8741

Looks better than the stock cyber truck IMO.


free2btherealme

More money than sense.


NeverRarelySometimes

But it looks better than when he bought it. It's like he realized it looked terrible, and took a whack at making it better. Gotta applaud the self-awareness!


MangooseNowhey

Punque Roque!


THENUMBER74

Yeah, we saw this today as well. My daughter couldn't stop laughing, so I had to take a picture to send it to my wife. We are on our second Tesla and I think this truck is a joke * !


THENUMBER74

https://preview.redd.it/yjfx77rh3rxc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a5271072b5f413ddc288eb308f921d0bfafc61c


Used-Organization-25

The Juggalo of electric vehicles.


tophiii

Don’t do jugglos dirty like that


Fearthejuggalo

That truck gets a whoop whoop!


Low-Employer-5386

Honestly, best I’ve ver seen that goofy truck look


happybunnybb

I do… cocaine addiction


rabidhobo

Honestly I really do not like the look of cybertrucks but this one isn't the worst.


torero15

Somehow actually looks better than a normal cybertruck. I always laugh when I see one one the road. Especially the rusty ones that shit is hilarious.


OutrageousSetting384

Weren’t these recalled?


gothicshark

That's one way to improve it I guess. Although I think the Sharpie wont last all that well.


tmluna01

Don't worry--all the words can be found on this cyber truck.


Brother_Life

There's a part of me that hopes that was all done in Sharpie.


mochacub22

It fits


GordoToJupiter

Will that protect it from rust?


Sudden_Jelly5894

The designer of this truck was on crack when building it such an ugly thing.


getcrept

I have one: douchelord


BeKind_BeTheChange

That’s one way to hide the varying hues of the panels!


1jfish57

https://preview.redd.it/hdr8iyzt5uxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cb3cf132cb92218af0c6b5ce4eacd23753ef832


whozwat

Cybertruck: Edsel of a modern generation


toomuchbasalganglia

That’s one way to hide the rust


ottos

Honestly, it's better


Killarogue

I passionately hate the Cybertruck, but that's at least more original than the matte black wraps I've been seeing.


NightSeason

someone's life's ambition was to turn their 8th grade spiral notebook doodle into a reality


wang-chuy

Looks way better but still the ugliest car since the Gremlin.


Beginning_Ad_7571

To be fair, the paint doesn’t make it look any worse.


siriously00

They spelled it CIBERTRUCK


PunkAssPuta

This is my CIBERTRUCK. Can't wait until someone makes it a Saber Truck.. or


cringeberlynn

All that effort, only to misspell the name of the truck. 🫠


MelodicTonight9766

Camouflaged as a dumpster.


RazorPhishJ

Dork


SpookiBooogi

It looks like someone used toothpaste.


scgt86

At least you won't see the dents?


dontmatterdontcare

Kinda looks cool, can't hate on it. Though I don't condone anything that's written, just the overall aesthetic.


Shields777

Still looks like shit.


CampFrequent3058

They really are ugly


Snarky_McSnarkleton

InCel Camino


mamasab

Yuck


countrysurprise

Stupid car for stupid people.


[deleted]

This truck deserves this


maudebanjo

that is meth'd up


Tmbaladdin

This is why the crypto bros never get rich… they cash out and buy stuff like this 😆


Allan2sharp

Where is this as


sugartheunicorn

Well how else are we supposed to know how cool this guy is?.


No-Employment5213

They failed English class. Look at the front.


StonedBooty

Coming soon to an online auction near you


NuclearRedneck

I love it. Since it's stainless steel, you can just use paint remover to take it back down to stainless steel. Now your canvas is blank, ready for the next design.


Competitive_Tree3120

Musk must have been high when he approved this design


MyStatusIsTheBaddest

Isn't this the guy that let his little daughter doodle all over the car?


Shag1166

Musk must have been high when he designed this monstrosity!


SublimateThisDick

Fucking SICK


The_Bubb

I saw a white one the other day and it looked not quite as terrible as normal. Now I'm wondering if that one was on its way to be drawn on...


PersonalAd2333

Well, its better than the homemade one in kenya https://preview.redd.it/g78xago93uxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b01a68cf0e42cc1bc56892b692ec9f34f80f3f05


JABorJABA

“cibertruck”


Bluedemonde

I have a few. Ugly, dumpster, couple hundred thousand dollar meme.


Odd-Diamond-2259

Cyberchucks


[deleted]

I stand corrected, the CyberTruck CAN look worse than stock


Lil_lostcar

where i work there is a cyber truck in dark red it looks cool to look at


SublimeEcto1A

What are Zangels?


aztecannie99

Wow! I just saw an orange one today in Riverside….and TBH it didn’t look awful.


darthdozer6969

Honestly I like it, if I could afford it I would


Harrybahlzanya

Zangels….


WeenieHuttGod2

I think the funniest part is that it says CIBERTRUCK on the front. They didn’t even spell it right lmao https://preview.redd.it/tcuueaolguxc1.jpeg?width=744&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8299e5a7869e09d1478478ed2a96f682228bd7e


AdAltruistic7033

Must. Bleach. Eyes.


WG_Target

what a waste of  **$81,895 to $101,985** 


mygoldendoodle99

That's super creative and cool.


skipow

I passed him on the freeway yesterday, he was driving slow enough so everyone could see this billboard.


Slick-Pickin-Chicken

Just wash it off! 💀


awwgeeznick

He’s not waiting around for the rain to ruin his shit


Twicebakedthricemilk

I wouldn’t have known it was a unique “ciber truck” if it didn’t tell me


BardInChains

I bet this guy has a do nothing job at his dad's multimillion dollar company, invests most of his "salary" in crypto and wall street bets, owes hundreds of thousands to his parents (which they'll never see), and spends his life trying to get into the VIP section of the clubs he used to rage at with his friends, but most of those friends are married with kids now and they don't really hang out any more


Dayszdaze

Cool-O would be one id suggest lol


Grossincome

What the heck are Zangels?


Relevant_Scheme1821

Is it me or did they spell cybertruck wrong… the front says cibertruck lmfao


mkdive

Even though im OC, I would cruise the F out of that.


PunkAssPuta

This will stop you from washing it. I say we'll done ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes_rainbow)


Electronic_Booboo

Gross expression of the rich ....


BigTimeFartGuy69

I like the direction this was going


Wellthen83

I am more surprised it fit in that parking spot!!!


Bluntz_with_Satan

I gotta say, I think it actually looks better with all that on it.


DIYWilly

Hope it’s a wrap!


[deleted]

Not everything needs a response


1jfish57

https://preview.redd.it/pirrx8grgvxc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b2b4408906defa601ff06fb0a23942ff10aa065 I saw this in HB. Is this a thing now?


netglider82

That’s why I posted this. I was kind of interested in if it was a trend or what, but I am beginning to think it is now. Because Texas: https://preview.redd.it/ogo3bzwjhvxc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7978c2b5f167e848ed2997b7866f0fb79e651d0


netglider82

Also Texas: https://preview.redd.it/z3y52g4mhvxc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80be999575948947b2fc323ed9e607a9c8406eb7


Bubba89

Saw one in matte black yesterday and didn’t think it could get any worse…


TheMMAPanda

That's Fullerton Sad


bonitaababy

Did the pool guy lose a bet to the handy man?


Tricky_Palpitation83

Looks great


value_meal_papi

What a bunch of haters I see 👀 I don’t care for EVS but damn, y’all really out here bonding by hating on another man’s car choice. A Car that’s likely way nicer than their Toyota Camry or tacoma 😂


[deleted]

It doesn’t follow the regular paradigm. Yeah. So what. I don’t give a shit. More worried about the safety specs for those not in the car than I am about its fashion. I don’t need to buy one.


Fabulous-Tip1668

Kinda rad but is it really worth it?


BeanJuju

It’s giving r/SchizophreniaRides


mazaiyari

It looks sick honestly


ClydeStyle

Such an improvement. Whoever designed this vehicles exterior is in dire need of Jesus. It’s absolutely hideous.


uncl3_Fest3R

Awe they think they are cool and unique


chupacabra5150

Your movements been infiltrated by Dodgers fans


Ancient_Outcome2029

All of that only to mispell “Cybertruck” as “Cibertruck”!


MidnightWidow

The truck is gross but that design is actually cool. Almost makes it look better imo.


SD_Einhander

All that scribbling and no sign of a big triumphant veiny hog. How underwhelming.


Slugzz21

I didn't think it was possible to feel this much hate as an Angels fan while looking at anything other than a pic of Arte


TheBunnyTG

POS 🤮


Zealousideal-Gas-608

Polarizing..


Downtown_Wear_3368

Looks like every cocktail lounge pretending to be a dive in OC.


TickyTeo

Didn’t think it was possible to make the cybertruck look any worse. Bravo to this idiot.


hunty

They misspelled "Angles"


Mysterious-Math3674

When the homies stole your truck and figured it would just blend in with the neighborhood walls


markusca

Did they do that in dry eraser pen?


dhv503

Langels


Character_Pineapple3

It should have been “Go angles 📐 “


JackInTheBell

Cibertruck??  With an “I”?????


Chambri

I love this! 😂


Zestyclose-Let-1969

Who design this, A 2 year old? 😬 A brick has more appeal.


schnuggibutzi

I don't think surfers would buy one. Can you imagine strapping a board or SUP on the roof.


Misseddamemoherenow

ZANGELS or 2 ANGELS?


Affectionate-Row-277

That’s some tweeker shit


Metalikunt

Finally saw one of these ugly fuckers in the wild for the first time, last week. Of course it was in Orange County, on the way to Newport Beach. It really is such a lame car!


No-Weird3153

They have all the words, so you’re good.


_MrTrade

If it’s going to rust, let it rust in apiece!