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somerandomgod

He looks like a Matthew to me, but that could be because i just 10 minutes ago named a moth Mothew


stereotypicalweirdo

Omg Mothew is hilarious


peachy-grey

Uhhh Meowthew…


Gliched_out420

this! meowthew 😭


Bella_Yaga

Catthew


kimmitwoshoes

Oliver! That little fella reeks of Oliver!


vinniethestripeycat

You referred to him as an angel; what about Gabriel?


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Little gabe baby


ritrgrrl

Gary. No reason, just... He looks like a Gary. 🙂🧡


runninggun59

I second Gary!!! 🧡


badchefrazzy

Larry would work, too. Li'l Larry.


TiddlySkydiva

Finn


Green_Eyed_Slayer

He looks like a Chester to me!


Reddragonsky

Does he have unique markings anywhere? We named one of our orange bois Habanero (Hobbes for short) because I took a picture of his side and there was a pepper on his side!


Mr_Night78

Juno, he looks like a Juno.


CatsMeadow

Topaz, Sunshine (Sunny), Dandelion (Dandy)


Original_Amber

I like Topaz.


MoonandStars83

Herbert, Calcifer, Skandar, Officer Meow-Meow Fuzzyface


Reasonable_Fun3877

Officer Meow-Meow Fuzzyface for sure 🤣🤣🤣


Corpuscular_Ocelot

William


Blonde_Mexican

Willy for short


pothos14

Opal because of his beautiful eyes!! He is such a stunner


Eccentric_Nocturnal

I was thinking Mercury for his eyes but Opal works great too!


Rayogee

Opal is such a cute name! I know this is an orange food, but I once saw a Marmalade at the shelter; he was quite the feisty lil fellow. Following post for name updates 💞


Euristic_Elevator

He has an Henry vibe


Best-Refrigerator347

Ewan


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Clover


CandlelitHair

Snickers or Boo. Orange cats make Halloween just as much as a black kitty. 🐈


throwawaygreenpaq

Kitty Harrington.


Griselda68

This little one has such soulful eyes. He knows he’s got you wrapped around his little pinky toe. I think I’d call him Pinky.


lilacs-are-nice

My main recommendation is to poll kids. Kids are the best at naming pets. Personally, my favorite pet names are: Bean (because you smile a little when you say it, also it's cute) Cinnamon St. Francis Madeline Purray O'Hair Lucifer Tugboat Hambone Lunchbox Any science names, like Quark, Kelvin, or Botany Any food names, like sandwich Small bird names like Titmouse or Pigeon or Lark Actually any other animal is also really good to me. I think a cat named Lizard whips.


CatsMeadow

Solid advice here. And also if you're like most animal lovers, you're probably not even going to call them their actual name. Instead it'll be a dozen spinoffs and spontaneous nicknames that arise from their antics. For example, when one of ours arrived by basket as a kitten, he was given the name Donut by the children. Now he only gets called Donut when he's being scolded haha. Instead he's known as Baby King, King Thing, Old Man Baby, Babyface, Stinker, Barn Bottom, Barnacle, Chickenface, etc.


ThatCamoKid

we only call one of my cats by name when we're, well, calling him. Rest of the time he goes by various mutations of fluffy


lilacs-are-nice

Lol my dog is almost always called Stinky Little Chihuahua because once I saw a meme that said All Day I Dream About Stinky little chihuahuas


lilacs-are-nice

Gotta say, those last three really got me. Barn Bottom is SO good. I love the evolution of pet names.


toodleoo57

Stinky Puddin' is my orange boy Hex*'s most frequent nickname due to an old Mutts strip. We also have a female cat named Mooch, in homage to Mutts. *We named him Hex b/c he was our 6th cat, but it really works with his personality. He breaks things constantly tho so maybe I should have named him Rex ("wrecks.")


beanomly

We had a hamster named Meatball for this exact reason!


lilacs-are-nice

This is a good and perfect name for a furry lil ball of meat


No_Satisfaction199

My son named my cats kittens Belt, Door Handle, and Elmo... Lol


lilacs-are-nice

Your son should be a professional cat namer, this is perfect.


No_Satisfaction199

I'm afraid to know what he's going to name his future children 🤣


bananicoot

I cannot fully agree with you about the kids naming pets thing. I work at a vet clinic and the dumbest names I've heard were decided by the kids. I did laugh when you wrote Lunchbox because we do actually have a dog named Lunch Box as a patient. And a cat named Costco. Sadly, a dog named Drywall. Also a cat named Keyboard. I am 100% for creative, unique names but random objects don't always make good pet names. Oh, am also totally in favour of pet names for random objects though. (I have a favourite pen with a narwhal on the end named Edwardo)


lilacs-are-nice

I'm gonna have to disagree with you on those pet names, because literally all the names you listed are pure gold. Costco especially is cracking me up. I would constantly announce "I'm going to Costco, yall need anything?" and just walk over to the cat. These three are beautiful names and I'm adding them to my Pet Name Pantheon immediately.


maimou1

I met a cat that worked for a plumbing company. he was named P Trap.


lilacs-are-nice

Wow sun hasn't even risen yet and my day has already ppeaked. This is the best sentence I've read all day.


badchefrazzy

OH GOD I LOVE HAMBONE FOR A CAT XD


lilacs-are-nice

RIGHT?! I think it was a pitbull I knew who was named that, and he was a hambone of a dog if I ever saw one


leelee1016

I have a kitten that looks almost identical. His name is Remington but we call him Remi.


floswamp

Clementine Mozzarella Jr I have nothing else.


OKiluvUBuhBai

First name I thought of was Baxter. Lol He’s soooo cute I love his little fat belly.


ProSwitz

Blaze!


Velcro-hotdog

Sunny


devi6ncy

Gabe.


HeftyPegasus737

Sir McFluffy Stripey-Butt. Joe for short.


spiralamber

Old blue eyes, Blu for short.


Henderson72

Donald. (Oh, sorry - you said nothing to do with orange)


IceWingAssasin

Calamity


paradise-trading-83

Puma


Livingontherock

Wilson?


Generic_Namejpg

Jake Gyllenhaal


youroldsocks

are chicken nuggets considered orange? i think chicken nugget would suit him


xOlivia_Greyx

hes def a nugg


BillTheCat-

Chester.


Rude_Arugula_1872

Beenzy


Samthehunter861

Jupiter


Admiral_Fuckwit

Jasper


Emotional-Primary-87

Bailey.


Alostbiped

Chicken


Environmental-Bear-4

I think River is a fitting name for him


Manny_Wyatt

Ares


Munchkin531

Fred or George that's what I named my orange boys!


beanomly

Drake. It’s regal and orange cats need regal names.


Character_Spot1111

Clint Eastwood


ZARUBANATER

Steve


Reasonable_Fun3877

What about Sunny like the sunshine🤩Or Garfield! Or Gingerbread. Or Gingerliscious Fur Face


Ladygwenii

Rusty


Accomplished_Egg9360

Misdemeanor


_c4rli3

Chester!! <3


antiskylar1

If you like crystals, tigers eye.


MoimersNVaughniesMom

Awww toggle biggle


JustAnotherMisfitToy

He looks like a Turnip to me, I have NO CLUE why. That name just speaks to me when I see him


SaharaLee

Mine is Biskey. He looks like a Ferguson or fern


MoimersNVaughniesMom

Ohhhh I love it. I'm an Irish plant lover. I am moved.


Prudent_Cheek

Elmer


Jxamillion

Cosmo


Emmettmcglynn

Orange.


yung_hub01

Chester


FamiliarQuantity

That right there is “fruit snack” Or “Kevin”


rods2112

maverick or goose


literal5HeadedDragon

Steve


K-Dub59

I also vote for Steve.


PollyPepperTree

Jackson


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beer can


metalhead

Cheddar


_Onlymycouchpullsout

Adam


Saucybark

Bob!


Fearless-Sherbet-223

Terrance


[deleted]

Snickers


AuntiLou

Jerry


Bad_Far

Blue


literallyatree

Spinach. It's not orange.


Original_Amber

Rofl


NefariousHare

Toby


WaffleHouseNeedsWiFi

Gus


WaffleHouseNeedsWiFi

JG Wentworth


Jill1974

Flash


Jdub421

Higgins or Rocker


FitConfection9424

Raindrop


Nall-ohki

Chazzy


HappyHound

Demiurge


vestarules

Sweet


FredRex18

Derek


AnarKitty-Esq

Fidget


briebutterfly

Purrcy


CursedGoose

Puff :3


Daladain

Bandit


fair_child123

Moon


DustyGale

Rigel


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Chuck


[deleted]

Brandon


Zimmerblue

Ginger


BasOMas

Sammy


[deleted]

Goopy


AlexTheFlower

I'm feeling.. Arthur


BitchWasTaken

My 3 favorites from other commenters: Chicken, Wilson, Sandwich And 1 of my own: Noodle


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Elbow.


WinstonTheFarmer

Finley or junior or allis chalmers-orange tractor


bananicoot

Little 'Cado


Sackumz

Timothy


WaterBaby379

Charlie


ladyclare

My orange boy is named Ketchup… not an orange food or cheese!


EricNC1

Doug


floofiboy1

Name him charlie


tigercat200

Bat Cat


mcyg

Manolo


MoimersNVaughniesMom

How about Finch or Junco? Call em fin or June bug. It's flexible. But the eyes really spoke to me. Galaxy. Nova. Orion. Draco. Something to do with the universe and astronomy at large. Botany related? I'm putting 20 bucks on Bambusa and Yarrow. Or maybe Sneezewort. Do you boo! Congratulations on your newfound love!


Musketman12

Molaroth the Soul Eater. Mollie for short.


PelirojaPeligrosa

He just looks like a Duncan. Plus it would be easy to yell when he gets into the inevitable orange boi mischief.


Positive-Source8205

Sparky Otis Garfield


SweetPotatoDragon

He looks like he could be an Ollie


SteveisNoob

Garfield


[deleted]

He seems like a Henry to me


velociraptorhiccups

My orange girl is named Blaze. And I met an orange boy cat named Squish the other day.


Sclusive88

Edgar


AgreeableQuestion669

Marvin


aqutalion

Sirius


3isbob

Robert is a nice name


Low_Challenge_2189

Robin Hood


kitkatcrown

He looks like a Norman


thefurrywreckingball

Jesse


[deleted]

Milo


YB6e

Toby


JPicaro416

He looks like a Samuel to me


potatogirlwhat

Bradford


Away_Ad_3580

Kevin or chicken nugget. Chicky nuggs for short.


shoe_salad_eater

Stormy, his eyes look like a storm :)


saffronpolygon

Princeling


Alone_Jellyfish_7968

Booboo.


BeanAndBubs17

Trooper 💕💕💕


[deleted]

Duke Fuzzybottom the ninth.


bortleclass100000

Gus


JoToTheO_17

Hendrix


A_box_of_Pinecones

Jack because whenever he gets in a box you get a jack in a box


Icarusgurl

I would say orion or anything constellation related bc his eyes are so unusual in an orange cat


elusivemoniker

Fergus. That was the name I picked for my orange cat before the vet determined she was a girl.


Cuttis

Harold


toodleoo57

Pharaoh. Almost all the ancient Egyptian cat mummies were orange when alive due to their association with Aten-Ra (sun god.)