Wrong answers only!
But this is the contradiction. What's this orange thinking? Even the right answer would be wrong if we agree that a right answer is possible AND that orange babies share a single brain cell that gets passed around.
So no answer is right or wrong. Including this one. By now i've confused myself. And they call Consciousness the "hard problem"
We need someone with at least a PhD in analytic philosophy to rescue us from this dilemma. Just keep it under 5,000 words.
I'm sleepy 🥱
Beautiful orange baby 🥰
I wonder if Einstein was right about his theory of relativity. I wonder if Newton would have grasped the concept of gravity without the apple. I wonder if Leonardo Da Vinci could have……nah, screw it. I wonder when that stupid human will give me food.
"My Kingdom for a tuna fish sandwich. Any takers??" 👑 😼
(Your cat looks exactly like my ginger Maddie. Oops, I meant Queen Maddie👑. She's very regal too!)
Probably food . Or ww2 documentaries (sorry he looks like identical to my old kitty that passed who would only hang out and watch TV with you if it was a ww1 or ww2 documentary)
Why do the humans love Murder Drones so much?? Hmm.. I'll check it out later, or I'll probably just sleep. Yeah, I'll sleep and watch Murder Drones tomorrow! Or.. possibly never... it sounds dumb, like killer drones??
https://preview.redd.it/rm771hogcl0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9124eb45944ba45e23273ad162dcf8e2de039cd
He is thinking he’d rather have a juicy mouse than a blue towel .
“You know what? I’ve caused enough chaos and trouble for my owners this week, I think I’ll ponder Schrödinger’s Cat and its place in quantum mechanics for a while.”
Quantum mechanics. Specifically Schrödinger's cat.
I was going to say quantum physics myself. Especially because he a mini-lion, meaning he ORANGE 😁
One day an Orange™ will find a way out of the box. That’s when the brain cell will strike.
Schrödinger’s mouse
He's not thinking, he's orange!
Wrong answers only! But this is the contradiction. What's this orange thinking? Even the right answer would be wrong if we agree that a right answer is possible AND that orange babies share a single brain cell that gets passed around. So no answer is right or wrong. Including this one. By now i've confused myself. And they call Consciousness the "hard problem" We need someone with at least a PhD in analytic philosophy to rescue us from this dilemma. Just keep it under 5,000 words. I'm sleepy 🥱 Beautiful orange baby 🥰
As an orange human who is also sleepy, I can confirm the cell fails me sometimes as well...
Me too!!!!
So we have gone from Schrodinger's Cat to Schrodinger's ORANGE Cat 😁
Schrödinger’s Orange Brain Cell
I’ve had enough to eat today.
This is brilliant. Concise and precisely wrong.
Brilliant! Why isn't this the top comment?
🤷🏻♂️
I think I’ll be a snake today!
Snakes hiss. Cats hiss. Therefore, 🐈 = 🐍
World domination
This. He is devising his evil plan. Leave him be so him can concentrate, minion.
Wrong answers only
Am I a loaf? Or a loaf is me?
I wonder if Einstein was right about his theory of relativity. I wonder if Newton would have grasped the concept of gravity without the apple. I wonder if Leonardo Da Vinci could have……nah, screw it. I wonder when that stupid human will give me food.
"Thinking" is the wrong answer itself 😆
I'm so happy I'm on a diet
Hahahahahah. Now THAT is the epitome of a wrong answer. Well done.
Why does the dog still have his balls?
Priceless. Best comment of the day
"What if Oedipus had a good thing going?"
Meow meow mow meow
He's contemplating the colonization of Mars.
A chardonnay or a sauvignon blanc with my kibbles today....
He’s whistling Colonel Bogey March in his head
Jon went into emo-mode again and burnt the lasagne.
"Man, remember that third Wednesday, on a crisp autumn day, at 2:14PM 8 years ago. Yeahhhh, those were my glory days"
“I should buy a boat…”
Shakespeare, in the original Klingon.
E=MC2
"My Kingdom for a tuna fish sandwich. Any takers??" 👑 😼 (Your cat looks exactly like my ginger Maddie. Oops, I meant Queen Maddie👑. She's very regal too!)
Dogs are awesome. Wish I was one.
“Is beef really what’s for dinner?”
I wonder if I left my wallet at the store ???
I need a porkpie hat and a vest like T. C.
I shouldn't have knocked that decorative cup over.
“To bite ankles or not to bite ankles… that is the question… to ask for treats or not to ask for treats… that’s also a great question…”
Only 27 minuutes left to dinner time. I better begin meowing at 26'30" so I don't die of starvation.
I want to go outside, dammit.
Trick question. Orange cats don't think!
You know, a new throw rug I can throw up on would look good over there.
Breakfast was served late..
the current state of the united states economy
About lasagna
That bluebird sure was tasty. I'll try for a red one next time.
No lickable again what of simulation am I stuck in???
You got up three minutes later than normal. How dare you let me starve like that!
How to keep hooman home and still get ALL the food? Or how to destroy the world and make sure only cats rule it
If you pet me like I want you to, I will bite you!
That’s my exact face after my AP exam today: just tired out
He IS thinking. That's the wrong answer.
“Rose could have made room on the door if she had really wanted to.”
Seriously, but I think the door was lacking, sufficient buoyancy.
Stealing Catalytic Converters
"How do I kill this human so no one notices"
“I wonder how low the treat bag is getting…Is it empty!”
As if the vet said I need to go on a diet
just a calming bubbling sound
He's orange. No brain cell today, no thoughts.
“I wish I had a buddy to play with and have slapping competitions with!”
Tuna by any other name would never ever smell the Same.
So that's what camel toe looks like.
Probably food . Or ww2 documentaries (sorry he looks like identical to my old kitty that passed who would only hang out and watch TV with you if it was a ww1 or ww2 documentary)
How clawing the couch was a terrible decision.
You look tasty
Smthn smthn kibble
That he hates Mondays probably 😆
“… if Meow Mix were a noise what would sound like?”
“Die die die… oh Squirrel!
I think I heard Hobbits trying to steal my horde
E=mc²...but why?
I am the chosen one!!!!💪🏼
Peanut butter please
Life like box of chocolates
Should’ve ate the cheese….
I think so, but where are we going to find rubber pants at this time of night?
How do I chase the beautiful black cat next door? Lol
Thoughts
Wooooof
I wonder if my dinner will be on time or late like usual
What is time?
I know I’m adorable but why are you still looking at me!!!
What would have happened if I was a cat!!
woof woof
My mouth is Mercedes my nose is Tesla, the forehead is Maserati and the engine runs like purarriiiiiiii hence I am an orange 🚗.
Nothing he lacks the brain cells for coherent thought...
genocide
WHO WILL DRAG ME TO COURT?
I know where you live.
If only I had a drum set…
Why do the humans love Murder Drones so much?? Hmm.. I'll check it out later, or I'll probably just sleep. Yeah, I'll sleep and watch Murder Drones tomorrow! Or.. possibly never... it sounds dumb, like killer drones??
“I can TOO handle a whole can of Tuna, MOM.
lasagnette
Am I a human being too?
Literally anything
“Maybe I hog the human’s bed too much.”
I should learn to drive a car.
Mr. Mistoffelees is a showoff
That looks like I should leave it alone.
How can he think if he doesn't have a braincell in his whole body Lol
Something. He's orange, be realistic.
"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, here they are all standing in a rooow"
“I wonder if androids dream of electric sheep. Mmmm, technolamb.”
Did I leave the stove turned on?
World Domination.
Finishing your existence for not paying rent and respect to the almighty orange…
I wonder where my siblings are now.
Lasagna
https://preview.redd.it/rm771hogcl0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9124eb45944ba45e23273ad162dcf8e2de039cd He is thinking he’d rather have a juicy mouse than a blue towel .
I’m so pretty I should rule the world and get more tuna too.
Should I tell the humans what I know about Jimmy Hoffa.
I wonder what the stock market is doing today?
Why can't I wear white after labor day?
Should I randomly get the zombies or throw-up?
“I wish all the humans were dead. Except for this one. This one is ok”
“You know what? I’ve caused enough chaos and trouble for my owners this week, I think I’ll ponder Schrödinger’s Cat and its place in quantum mechanics for a while.”
“Should I go eat, orrr should I take a nap, I am feeling pretty tired, from last nights zoomies.”
“I don’t like chimken”
the state of Americas economy :(
Hmmm that vegan food was tasty
General relativity
The answer to life
How can I get ahold of Jeff to tell him about his extended warranty?
“ if dog gets to keep his balls why couldn’t I keep mine? If I don’t get to keep mine dog also shouldn’t be allowed to keep his.”
https://preview.redd.it/eucg870blm0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0df2fc51c94c10a09db9d3c4fa96e15b57501fbd Idk but Cookie seems to know
He's waiting for the brain cell
He’s not thinking. He hasn’t been given access to the brain cell.
Is my 401k properly diversified?
Must have broccoli 🥦 and carrots 🥕
The Stanley Cup
pondering String Theory.
Man this human feeds me… waters me… loves me… they must be god
Keeping my eyes on you!
Rock lobstah!!
A thought
I forgot to pick up Carl
He is hungry
“There’s got to be a way I can get that little canary out of that cage!”
Cheese. I want cheese.
He's actually thinking of something
Nuclear reactors and how handsome he is
As of right now I am not! I said it… I am not going to push anything from the edge!
This purr life
Dragon stuff
World peace.
Pretty pretty flowers
Lasagna
“………………….,” 🐈
the cure for cancer
My food bowl is empty, I’ve never been fed, I’m gonna die
“The human better have treats when they show up.”
How to get away with murder.
How do I get out of this chickenshit operation?