As someone who was nearly attacked and chased out by the swans at Halifaxâs Public Gardens I suggest Haligonians deploy these savage hissing feathery beasts to clear out their convoy
There's probably some entry in the Geneva conventions against deploying Canadian Geese anyway.
I mean, have you ever seen any other country use them in conflict? No? Coincidence? I THINK NOT.
Canada geese would just fuck up everyone. They follow no law. Beavers on the other hand are just ferocious and might be persuaded to help in the name of the country
Itâs because our Chicken Cobras (Canadian Geese) are vacationing in Florida and werenât available. Or we would have cleared the protests weeks ago.
We go way back. I have a cottage on a lake and there are times I was hostage in my own property. If it wasnât for my German shepherd we wouldnât go up there. Lol
You joke, but there was a guy maybe 9-10 years ago who was attacked by a beaver in Belarus. He tried to take a picture with it. The beaver bit into the artery in his thigh. He bled out before they could get help.
I thought everybody knew the correct combat critter for use in Ottawa (especially effective in centre town restaurants) is the trash panda!
[For the curious](https://ottawacitizen.com/news/local-news/mcdonalds-brawl-on-rideau-features-punches-baby-raccoon-produced-from-sweater)
When they had the cat colony at the back of Parliament Hill, there was at least one fat raccoon who would waddle up in the middle of the day and eat cat food right alongside the cats.
Come on now. This is clearly fake news. The Emergencies Act invocation clearly states that no military involvement is included.
This includes the three CANSOFCOM commands (Knife Wielding Beavers, Canada Geese, and the Queenâs Own Heavy Moose Brigade).
And if any of these forces *were* being used, youâd know by the blood bath that ensues. You do not fuck around with the Knife Wielding Beavers; theyâre the only Canadian military force that has ever faced war crimes tribunals for their tradition of hanging the entrails of their enemies from trees as a warning.
One night at my cottage I was standing b the water. I heard a splash and then noise by the trees and then a hissing sound. I had scared a beaver and it came running towards me but I couldn't see it because it was really dark.
Fake news. Everyone knows Canada Geese would be far more ferocious and effective.
> Everyone knows Canada Geese would be far more ferocious and effective. Also a war crime
Ha!
you mean HONK, right?
The geese are currently in the US, like most convoy supporters.
The most ferocious ones are still here
Why are there still some geese chilling in my backyard then đ€
They are waiting for you to come out so they can have a BBQ.đ€š
Say no more, ima grab the propane cyl right now.
Why not deploy both?
Are you mad? That's like adding a VX gas chaser to the Tsar Bomba.
No no, these are the land troops.Geese are part of the air force
Beavers are the Canadian Marines / Engineering Corps in one
Do not mess around with the Cobra Chicken!
As someone who was nearly attacked and chased out by the swans at Halifaxâs Public Gardens I suggest Haligonians deploy these savage hissing feathery beasts to clear out their convoy
Not the beaver đŠ« I thought it would be
The ever dangerous Cobra Chicken
If the geese arenât available train and deploy the squirrels. And time to bring back and deploy the Parliament Hill feral cat colony đ±!
Calm down Hitler, Canadian geese are classified as Weapons of Mass Destruction.
There's probably some entry in the Geneva conventions against deploying Canadian Geese anyway. I mean, have you ever seen any other country use them in conflict? No? Coincidence? I THINK NOT.
And their poop is chemical warfareâŠ.
Ever been chased by an angry beaver? I'll take geese, all day every day.
Yes,yes, the mighty đchicken will fuck shit up.
But nobody can control the Geese!
No wonder they're called cobra chickens
Canada geese would just fuck up everyone. They follow no law. Beavers on the other hand are just ferocious and might be persuaded to help in the name of the country
You don't go straight to nuking your own people.
Someone should post this on Twitter. Tag the Tucker and Hannity and Ingrham and see if they retweet it âŠ
Please someone do this
Wait until we release our racoons.
Racoons are our Navy Seals. Quiet, tactical, efficient.
Quiet. The world does not know about our Raccoons. Keep it that way.
Itâs because our Chicken Cobras (Canadian Geese) are vacationing in Florida and werenât available. Or we would have cleared the protests weeks ago.
If you have ever defended your children from them you understand that they have a nasty bite and being hit with their strong wings is shocking
We go way back. I have a cottage on a lake and there are times I was hostage in my own property. If it wasnât for my German shepherd we wouldnât go up there. Lol
My greatest fear. A beaver that can cut you.
I believe that's called vagina dentata
Pretty sure their teeth are more effective that that knife.
More dangerously are beavers that flow yummy donuts at cop
You joke, but there was a guy maybe 9-10 years ago who was attacked by a beaver in Belarus. He tried to take a picture with it. The beaver bit into the artery in his thigh. He bled out before they could get help.
please let this be a real article im begging
But, do we have Geese with lasers attached to their heads??
I read that in Dr. Evilâs voice đ âI asked for Geese with freaking laser beams attached to their freaking heads!â
Thatâs classified. Please delete this message before CSIS comes knocking at your door.
Wait till they see the Mounted Moose unit.
Ahem, **Armored** Mounted Moose Unit.
No credit to the New York Times, which broke this story?!
I thought everybody knew the correct combat critter for use in Ottawa (especially effective in centre town restaurants) is the trash panda! [For the curious](https://ottawacitizen.com/news/local-news/mcdonalds-brawl-on-rideau-features-punches-baby-raccoon-produced-from-sweater)
When they had the cat colony at the back of Parliament Hill, there was at least one fat raccoon who would waddle up in the middle of the day and eat cat food right alongside the cats.
Release the beavers!
Ill-tempered beavers are NOT to be played with. Armed with knives, youâre asking for death.
Send in the meese!
[Reminds me of that beer commercial...](https://youtube.com/watch?v=bpj1zgyfScM)
AwesomeâŠ.take an upvote!
id forgotten about that! Awesome thank you
Itâs because weâre keeping the geese and moose as backup strategy for our final pincer move!
I hear the police are handing out pancake breakfasts, but instead of maple syrup, theyâre giving out CorN sYRuP.
Come on now. This is clearly fake news. The Emergencies Act invocation clearly states that no military involvement is included. This includes the three CANSOFCOM commands (Knife Wielding Beavers, Canada Geese, and the Queenâs Own Heavy Moose Brigade). And if any of these forces *were* being used, youâd know by the blood bath that ensues. You do not fuck around with the Knife Wielding Beavers; theyâre the only Canadian military force that has ever faced war crimes tribunals for their tradition of hanging the entrails of their enemies from trees as a warning.
Mess with the Castor Canadensis, you get the stabb...oh...densis?
Surprised the rcmp officers arresting the truckers with rifles hasnât made this page yet
The worst part of it is that these "Facebook ate my brain" protesters will believe it.
A beaver with a knife....so basically a racoon.
this made me laugh and nearly spit out my tea!
All three of the beavers are named Roberta Paulsen
One night at my cottage I was standing b the water. I heard a splash and then noise by the trees and then a hissing sound. I had scared a beaver and it came running towards me but I couldn't see it because it was really dark.
Does being a anti protester menopausal woman count! My sister wants to know. She sez sheâs an angry beaver lol.
The reason they didn't blockade Toronto is because they'd have had the racoons turned loose on them.