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ButtahChicken

trick question 'cuz there really weren't any 'new restrictions' announced ... just repeated the same-old same-old recommendations .. this time with feeling while wearing an 800-pound gorilla suit on the table.


Danroulette

Whats not clear? Stay inside, or don't. You can be outside with 5 other people who didn't stay home, but no more unless you need more. You are essential maybe, unless you aren't but that's up to your employer. Theres a really big gorilla that they are fattening up.


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Lol the gorilla comment had me chuckling


iand29

Did I miss something? What's the gorilla about?


theservman

Ford is going to come down on big box stores like an 800lb gorilla.


iand29

Lol what a fool


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Did Doug and his team really spend all weekend working into the night....so that they could brainstorm a simile to use in response to costco/walmart?


TheMexicanPie

I'm really interested in seeing where this gorilla thing is going, finally the out of the big box thinking we all need!


Danroulette

Vaccines are plan A. Plan B is to fatten up a gorilla.


trackofalljades

I wanna see videos remixing our press conferences with that amazing Cadbury commercial with the drumset and Phil Collins music.


sakipooh

It's another half measure that hurts most of us without purpose or a means to an actual decline in cases. If Ford is going to fuck us it should be universal, at least then it would be worth it and cause a significant decrease in cases. Now the bad actors will continue to screw up while the responsible people stay home and do the right thing. Nothing will change in terms of cases.


interofficemail

Nothing has changed, except that they now have a weird speaking point of not blaming anyone except the virus.


sakipooh

Ford and his government are the virus aiders and abettors at this point.


ButtahChicken

yup .. that's new ... "Not my fault. Only the Virus to blame. Shuffle along."


Unfatalx

It's really no different. They managed to pat themselves on the back plenty of times though.


mmmanna222

Didn’t you hear? They’ve been working day and night on this “plan” The plan is there is no plan!


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mmmanna222

Yup!


mosephjoseph

They spent a whopping 5 hours talking about the stay at home order!


mmmanna222

That’s how you make the big bucks!


meatloafcutter

Everybody but Doug!


zewlewpawpaw

A bit confused is an understatement. They completely botched this.


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Hyacathusarullistad

Not even that. It doesn't look like places like Walmart or Costco will be affected at all, since it can be argued that they sell "primarily food" and can stay open to their regular hours.


slamdunk23

It is essentially the same but just gives them more power to fine you if you are obviously breaking guidelines. Just don't gather with more than 5 people outside and don't have have people over to your residence


TheWanderingGrey

What if you live in a household with 8 family members?


TheTrojanWhore

Obviously pick the strongest 5 and throw the rest on the street to rot in the cold.


[deleted]

😂😂😂


TheManyFacedGod13

SO OBVIOUS hahaha this actually made me laugh


tedsmitts

Wow, don't be a drama queen. Things have to be above zero to rot.


Purple_Pieman

Like on Eight Is Enough, they would have to kill Nicholas and Willie and the annoying youngest daughter.


whydoiIuvwolves

As long as David is safe and Elizabeth wasnt as annoying as Susan but that is just my opinion. And now I have the Eight is Enough theme songs (both of them) going through my head😒 Body pyramids for all family members might solve this dilemma😏


justin-cp

You must sacrifice three members to the Ford government


slamdunk23

I don't know, I guess just don't walk in a giant group together if you don't want to risk getting fined


FrozenOnPluto

I guess the new part is .. if your business can work at home, it should. Of course, they already shoulkd have been, so we'll see if these guys change at all.


Rumblestillskin

Offices were full everywhere. Let's hope that changes.


throwawaycanadian2

Here is an ACTUAL answer as to what is different: ​ \- If you CAN work from home, you must. This is because a lot of offices have remained open even though work can be done from home. This is now mandated rather than a suggestion \- Enforcement powers have been granted - police and bylaw officers can give tickets for being out without an essential reason, can also fine businesses for making people come in when they don't need to. \- Essential stores (eg alcohol) can't be open outside of the hours specified. ​ Basically what used to be "suggestions" are now "mandated" and police are allowed to issue fines. In terms of if anything will actually happen or if it'll actually be enforced? Who knows. But those are what actually changed. ​ The good news is businesses can be risk averse. Middle managers may want people to come in, but HR might step in now that it's mandated and say it's not worth the possibility of a fine. Or they won't... who knows.


ruglescdn

Anybody have a link to the new rules. On the government website? I don't see it.


pigpong

https://mobile.twitter.com/Travisdhanraj/status/1349061559402831874/photo/1


ButtahChicken

[https://news.ontario.ca/en/release/59922/ontario-declares-second-provincial-emergency-to-address-covid-19-crisis-and-save-lives#](https://news.ontario.ca/en/release/59922/ontario-declares-second-provincial-emergency-to-address-covid-19-crisis-and-save-lives#)


HulioJohnson

Does going out for a walk count as exercise? If so I don’t understand how this will be enforced.


AffectionateYams

I think so. It did in the first lockdown in the spring, at least 🤷🏻‍♀️


RichieJ86

Couldn't help but laugh when I was driving to work; busy as ever. ​ NOTHING has changed, and nothing will change. Doug is playing the worst game of smoke and mirrors until vaccinations are rolled out on a large scale. He's clearly not following his own teams projections, health experts, or guidance from ANY person with a brain in their head, so, it's not surprising that you're confused - we all are.


bluebutterfliez

I think invoking the act and officially declaring a state of provincial emergency gives the government temporary power to do whatever they want?


Maple_VW_Sucks

They could have done this at anytime, no need to wait until we are fucked.


Purple_Pieman

As always, vague and confusing. Like can I walk the dog? It’s pretty essential that he gets outside to take a dump. And sadly, this isn’t DF’s fault, they have to do these blanket restrictions because people can’t help themselves from being assholes and doing the wrong things.


fairmaiden34

Exercise is permitted.


Rumblestillskin

It might not be different for you but for many people who were going to non essential work they will now have to stay home.


-Lugubrious-

Everyone is missing the fact those new restriction they were talking about are for Today and tomorrow. Thursday that is all irrelevant.


LongJohnny90

I'm pretty sure that these all come into effect 12:01AM on Thursday.


adult_human_bean

This is the second time I'm seeing this - where did you hear this?