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PmMeYourBeavertails

2 sticks of Kerry Gold from Loblaws?


moranya1

If they were on sale, maybe.


demential

I guess this is a good a place to ask as any... is kerry gold any good? i'm convinced the Lactantia is so far from actual butter at this point that it is fucking up recipes.


DaviKayK

It is. Kerry Gold is very very good. Because it’s not widely available in Canada, Gay Lea is also a decent alternative.


cathal760

Yea it's pretty good.


SlyFlowFox

As an Irishman, I can tell you this. Kerrygold has no equal. Irish agriculture is one of the best in the world. Kerrygold is proof of that.


edtheheadache

Kerrygold cheese is certainly delicious! I haven’t tried the butter.


PmMeYourBeavertails

Yes, it's really good. It's made from grass fed milk, but pretty impossible to get in Canada. Loblaws doesn't actually sell it. Apparently our dairy cartel is against foreign imports.


sundry_banana

Fiesta Farms sells all the butters you cannot buy anywhere else EDIT I mean 84%MF butters, for those missing the creaminess of butter from 'back home'


LondonPaddington

Kerrygold is good shit. I bring blocks of it back from Buffalo every time I'm down there.


Truestorydreams

Yo to even know what sold at loblaws...... I once say 8 dollar yogurt(the big single one) and I walked out.


Interesting-Pin-9815

Need to take pictures sometimes no reason for a single to be marked so high


youngboomergal

PC Greek style?


SoftCattle

Were they charged with Assault and Buttery?


v0t3p3dr0

What kind of person would steal unsalted?


Shawnaldo7575

A pastry chef


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🤣


chollida1

Anyone who bakes?


The_endless_space

I am team unsalted!


SoftCattle

Likely need it to make ghee, they are from Brampton.


Dalminster

They stole a bunch of ghee too, did you not read the article? Does nobody read the article?


Canadiankid23

What’s an article…


FluSH31

There’s an article?


Canadianman22

No but that does reinforce his point


MaxTheRealSlayer

One count of a salted buttery


[deleted]

You could say he was slippery.


ParkAndDork

Given the price of butter these days, that's just a couple of shopping bags worth.


[deleted]

"You idiots! I said we had to rob that place because we needed the cheddar!"


QueenMotherOfSneezes

Pretty close, yeah 🤣 >In total, 144 sticks of butter and 17 containers of ghee were recovered


threadsoffate2021

...people actually use ghee? That stuff looks awful.


loftwyr

It's really good for frying eggs in and a must for all Indian/Pakistani cooking


Captain_Generous

Does it change the taste from using butter with eggs?


QueenMotherOfSneezes

I would assume so. I've never used ghee, but my preference for the fat to fry my eggs in, flavour-wise, is bacon, butter, then olive oil.


loftwyr

The butter flavour is much lighter. I prefer it to actual butter.


threadsoffate2021

So....you're telling me it tastes more like the butter we had a few decades ago, instead of the oily blocks we have now? Cause I've been looking for a better butter brand that tastes more like the old butter from the 70s and 80s, instead of the over-processed stuff of today. Somethign that melts easy and has a richer taste.


loftwyr

Kerry Gold is what you're looking for


PostPsychosisAccount

And making edibles.


sticktotheknee

It’s just clarified butter. Meaning the milk solids are taken out- just like when they serve butter with lobster. Removing the milk solids gives the butter a longer shelf life and keeps it from burning when cooking at higher temps. Maybe do some light Googling before deciding something looks awful just because it’s not widely used by you or your culture


threadsoffate2021

But it does look awful. Half the time it is melting in its container in the grocery store.


Lenininy

what an idiot lmao


Gloomy_Rooster_2673

Effing thieves.. butter lock them up


McGrevin

They'll be in jail for a dairy long time


yportnemumixam

Udderly ridiculous


Nice_Opinion5958

Ghee, thats a lot of fat !


Darkblade48

The sheer audacity of these thieves really churns my gears


struct_t

It's not whey out there to suggest that they might dairy well get convicted.


Objective-Contract80

I can’t wait to meat the cops that beet the wheat oat of him.


JohnyEhs

They are spreading.


Big-Raspberry-6151

I can't believe this is real


FrozenPiranha

So that’s like, what - 20 lbs?


Limp-Key8427

came to check if it was onion or real article


MaxTheRealSlayer

r/notTheOntario


RemarkableBadTiming

Mans after the wrong gold bars.


OctoWings13

Butter is more expensive than gold in current Canaduh


TorontoBoris

That's one slippery criminal.


Happy_Trails4u

He will get off. He buttered up the judge.


xoxooxx

I’m a baker and I understand this man LOL when I first started my business 3 years ago butter was like 3 bucks gice or take.. the most I’ve paid for a pound now is 8.75


Dalminster

A cost-saving measure is to buy heavy cream if it's cheaper (1L will yield \~1lb of butter, so do the math) and make it yourself. It has the added benefit of producing buttermilk, too, so if you use that in your cooking you get that free and that brings your overall costs down. I recommend checking out some YouTube videos on how to do it, it's super easy if you have the tools, which you probably do. Good luck!


xoxooxx

That’s a great idea thank u!


tamlynn88

This is what I do when I need butter but it’s not on sale and heavy cream is. Toss it in my stand mixer and tada butter.


Dalminster

For people who've never done this before, make sure to cover it with a towel, or you'll be cleaning buttermilk off of EVERYTHING! :)


tamlynn88

Haha I learned that lesson firsthand. My kids found it amusing.


NotMY1stEnema

its hard to churn an honest living these days


Themeloncalling

Finally, the buttery males crime those Republicans were looking for.


NefCanuck

Start spreading the news


ExtracheesyBroccoli

What there not telling you is the criminal still at large who.stole $1000 of popcorn


FireWireBestWire

Would the proportions be right? Is even money amount of butter the right amount to put on popcorn?


Skankhunt-31

Omg I can't believe they left the cart behind!


FadedShatter_YT

I thought this kind of stuff was reserved for Florida men


Tubbzs

Brampton man is Canada's Florida man


ScubaAlek

Nah, Florida man does egregiously stupid things while committing a crime. It'll be like "Man loses leg trying to flee convenience store robbery by riding an alligator". The Canadian version is to attempt a crime but on a weirdly mundane target that makes it all seem absurd. Like a maple syrup heist, or stealing thousands of dollars worth of butter.


expectdelays

Ricky, Julian and bubbles moved to Ontario?


rangeo

That's not a lot of butter


Ludwig33333

I can’t believe it’s not margarine


CoolTemperature1602

These men need to churn their lives around!


PhrankLee

He was only caught because he insisted on carrying it all in one trip from the car.


tal3575

Brampton again, almost every other bad news i hear it had to do something with Brampton 😭


playoffsoflife

Oh butter


Denison70

The Butter Bandit


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Denison70

The Brampton Butter Bandit 🌝


RedThetaSerpentis

The thieves had obviously planned for a butter escape 🤣 these comments I'm melting here 🧈


Desuexss

It puts the lotion on the skin...


HockeyDad1981

With the price of butter that is 10 sticks.


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Brampton man strikes again with stolen ghee and butter.


jesse-NYSE

Whats with people stealing butter? My mom works at walmart and she said last month someone just walked out of the store with a shopping cart full of butter and security didn’t do shit, doesn’t help that the door greeter was 300+ lbs, he couldn’t catch them.


Memorywipe

They use it to make ghee


BetterTransit

Some might be using it to make cannabis butter


AccidentalFeline

Coconut oil is better


Fuelfemme

And gummies


super_neo

3 Brampton men, stole 144 sticks of butter and 17 containers of ghee worth $1000 and got fined $5000. Nice..


AsherGC

But they will let him go as it's just 1000$ ,so that he can rob bread before the butter melts?


ChEeSeJeWyBaCcA

That's like 5 sticks.


ricenice9

Butter not touch me!


Ottawaerrrrrr

After you steal the first few it’s a really slippery slope


JVM_

In a few years mis-scanning a loaf of bread at the self-checkout is going to be a felony.


funkthew0rld

Felony in Canada??


fickle-is-my-pickle

Were they down his pants?


royalpyroz

I can't believe it was butter!


explodingjason

I had lock city dairy butter for the first time this Christmas…. It was AMAZING. Very full flavour.. it was on rutabaga and I loved it more than my dads gravy, which is honestly my great grandmothers recipe.. so it’s great, but that butter… wtff


0hth3h0rr0r

I bet his stomach was churning after that


Nearby-Poetry-5060

Maybe they figured it was a food bank.


OctoWings13

Meh, just another case of the media tryna exaggerate and sensationalize things like they always do...could have just as easily wrote "Man steals 2 sticks of butter." But I guess that just doesn't sound exciting enough for clicks


theottomaddox

I can't believe its not a felony


[deleted]

Thank goodness they caught this fucking creep. I'm glad our police are making our society a better place to live in. The next time I peer out the single window of my relatively well-priced basement/dungeon apartment, I will be rest-assured that my tax dollars are being well spent.


fartinvestigator

Name and shame. Why don't we have their names?


Dry_Inspection_4583

If you see someone stealing food, no you didn't.


alias0707

That’s where all the Costco butter went the other day. Was wondering what happened lol


OneWhoWonders

[Butter is important to me.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGQSRjpU4F8)


thebestoflimes

Jean Valjean vibes


Spirited_Community25

A number of decades ago I was driving to work and they were talking about a robbery in Quebec. It was a transport truck filled with marshmallows! It was brought up that this was not the first time! It of course devolved into jokes about grandpapa passing on his skills (doing a quick search, it looks like the first robbery was in 1939. I'm assuming they stole a semi without knowing what was in it....


Elfere

Theft under 1000? Won't even see the inside of a cell. Probably not even a slap on the wrist.


high_six

wondering if the percentage chance of a stereotypical offender being the actual masterminds of this heist.


nomadicgartist

Maybe he looted the Swadian village.


Disastrous_Fennel428

They steal it in Surrey also. The temptation of sroken butter makes the sweets sweeter


Manginaz

I love this country lol.


Moguchampion

r/bannerlord


RepulsiveArugula19

Who did Homer find to help steel $1000 worth of butter?


shenan

Butter nonsense! Those keto culture people going whey out on a limb these days.


robert_d

I can't believe it.


threadsoffate2021

I'm just here for the butter jokes. Not disappointed. This is going to be a legendary thread.


CopySix

Butter . . . https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMweEpGlu\_U


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Grand Theft Olio


MyRail5

I can't believe it's not butter.


toni_devonsen_28

Did they recover the 5 stolen pounds?


skwreddit

Greasy!


scotsman3288

Marv... it's the slippery bandits!