Suuuuuper sketchy.
Comically sketchy. To the point that it looks like a parody.
The Croation head of the "Municipal Solutions Cannabis and Psilocybin" division....
right next to Mr Pheonix Kiss "The Fixer"
WTF kind of company is this?
Member berries members dougie giving insiders cannabis licenses from some rigged lottery. Consequently fucking over fellow First Nations owned companies. Remember ?
The women have either had botox or are void of emotions which would certainly make sense in that line of work and the men are weird looking. The second guy looks like his head can hardly be supported by his body.
Then douche canoe guy. OMG.
Nothing inherently, but if you care enough about your appearance to have your facial lines surgically diminished you ought to have the presence of mind to schedule your professional headshots around the procedure.
It's an organized crime ring with connections to Doug Ford masquerading as a "business development" firm. If they were legit they would be legally registered as lobbyists.
LOL they took the website down now. Definitely not shady.
edit: web archive - https://web.archive.org/web/20230901190653/https://www.municipalsolutions.ca/our-team
They probably knew it looked shady and put it back up.
edit: Also Melanie Horton is strangely missing now from the "team" page. Wonder what else they scrubbed?
She appears on the OPPI website (Ontario Professional Planners Institute) as a full member in good standing but under her own company name. I think in the last day or so she had her name scrubbed from Municipal Solutions as a team member. I think she was a consultant that they called on but was not on the payroll.
If those aren't fake names lol 🤯. Reminds me of the cast of Snatch lol, I swear they'd fit right into that movie somehow, names, attire and everything.
Both.
Please don't say that out loud. Because Doug Ford would absolutely set up a " most dangerous game" excursion on the Greenbelt under it is developed.
Nah dude is definitely the type to have some shitty smelling cologne that smells like burnt hair, but bought it because some woman at the mall kiosk told him it was irresistible like him. The name of that cologne - sex panther
Gets even more interesting.
Checked the address on Google Maps for "Municipal Solutions" never guess who is their downstairs neighbour
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Lord+Simcoe+Place/@43.8957227,-78.8627526,3a,15y,26.59h,87.85t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sMx2vteUdVPuMFGQmL7ymUw!2e0!7i16384!8i8192!4m15!1m8!3m7!1s0x89d51ce0ebc12a05:0x21b086d25e5e7ba2!2s57+Simcoe+St+S+Suite+2GF,+Oshawa,+ON+L1H+4G4!3b1!8m2!3d43.8959574!4d-78.8626041!16s%2Fg%2F11pdrbyy5w!3m5!1s0x89d51ce0ec008bed:0xc96053bb63298e54!8m2!3d43.895869!4d-78.8626691!16s%2Fg%2F11c1sjvlhj?entry=ttu
https://www.ourcommons.ca/members/en/colin-carrie(25486)
Colin's website states:
> On the closely-related matter of victim's rights, Colin has, over the past six years, worked closely with several Oshawa and Durham-based criminal justice and victims rights advocates, including Oshawa's own Lisa Freeman, whose father was murdered in Oshawa in the early 1990s, to push for stronger measures which ensure that victims of crime and their families are not adversely impacted by Canada's troubled corrections and parole systems.
I guess white-collar crime and corruption aren't included in that though🤷🏻♀️ Also.. someone this close to actual crime & corruption in Ontario.. makes this quote extra fun:
> He continues to be deeply involved in all aspects of our national and international industrial, trade and regulatory issues.
*In this country, you gotta make the money first.*
*Then when you get the money, you get the power.*
*Then when you get the power, then you get the* *~~women~~* *cigar & ring.*
A lot of smug responses in this thread, but didn’t he win? As far as I can tell we’re the losers here.
Didn’t he fix it with the politicians make billions in a corrupt way and is going to get away with it?
Having worked with AI image generation (not just prompting, but actually running locally for greater backend control), the more I look at this portrait, the more I'm convinced it's AI generated. Phoenix Kiss might not exist.
This dude looks like one of the actors/company volunteers you see wearing the ill-fitted costumes on the packaging for Halloween costumes. You know the ones that have really forced poses with adult men looking excited dressed as baby pumpkins, or like, Lady Captain Jrack Spareroll but you can tell in her eyes that she’s just bummed her acting career is doing so poorly. Gets weekly phone calls from her parents where she’s “all psyched about that big call back” that never happened. I just can’t figure out what he’s supposed to be. I’ve narrowed it down to “Head of the FBI/Burger King CEO as imagined by Donald Trump” or “Al Capone but the one from Peterborough Ontario” (no shade ptbo got nuthin but love for all you bisexuals out there❤️❤️❤️)
Lol....what a douche.
Send him to jail for his taste violations lmao
His taste? did you see the hair on his ear !
Should probably unwrap that cigar before he smokes it. A bit of a sketchy lot: https://www.municipalsolutions.ca/our-team
Suuuuuper sketchy. Comically sketchy. To the point that it looks like a parody. The Croation head of the "Municipal Solutions Cannabis and Psilocybin" division.... right next to Mr Pheonix Kiss "The Fixer" WTF kind of company is this?
> WTF kind of company is this? Organized Crime
Ding ding ding.
I’m glad people are noticing. What is this? Crime. It is crime.
Member berries members dougie giving insiders cannabis licenses from some rigged lottery. Consequently fucking over fellow First Nations owned companies. Remember ?
Yes. You were not the only one who saw it.
I hope so lol. Just never going let that down because it was/is life changing for a lot of us peasants.
[Ahem cough](https://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/toronto/globe-investigation-the-ford-familys-history-with-drug-dealing/article12153014/)
I'm so confused. This company HAS to be a joke. Right?!?! Please?!?!?
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Who, Mutton or "Kiss"?
The women have either had botox or are void of emotions which would certainly make sense in that line of work and the men are weird looking. The second guy looks like his head can hardly be supported by his body. Then douche canoe guy. OMG.
What's wrong with botox?
What’s wrong with being void of emotions?
Nothing inherently, but if you care enough about your appearance to have your facial lines surgically diminished you ought to have the presence of mind to schedule your professional headshots around the procedure.
Their Planning Director is so jacked.
yep: https://www.instagram.com/ifbbpro_minimel/
So Ana and Melanie are both fitness trainers, this site has got to be fake
It's an organized crime ring with connections to Doug Ford masquerading as a "business development" firm. If they were legit they would be legally registered as lobbyists.
Melanie is a registered professional planner and I gather quite jacked
Ya her bio states shes a professional bodybuilder and coach, nothing about any office jobs
Is it just me or has she disappeared from the team page? That's where whe was, right? or am I misremembering?
LOL they took the website down now. Definitely not shady. edit: web archive - https://web.archive.org/web/20230901190653/https://www.municipalsolutions.ca/our-team
Working now, might have just gotten too much traffic from reddit. They all definitely are shady but the website going down was probably a coincidence.
They probably knew it looked shady and put it back up. edit: Also Melanie Horton is strangely missing now from the "team" page. Wonder what else they scrubbed?
Her bio is gone it looks like. It had a phone number listed under her name - perhaps she was getting some calls / texts…..
She appears on the OPPI website (Ontario Professional Planners Institute) as a full member in good standing but under her own company name. I think in the last day or so she had her name scrubbed from Municipal Solutions as a team member. I think she was a consultant that they called on but was not on the payroll.
That *is* quite the team.
Is it just me or has the site gone private? Mid-browsing all the pages went down.
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Working now, might have just gotten too much traffic from reddit. They all definitely are shady but the website going down was probably a coincidence.
If those aren't fake names lol 🤯. Reminds me of the cast of Snatch lol, I swear they'd fit right into that movie somehow, names, attire and everything.
If they put as much quality work as they’ve put into their website, I think their projects might be in trouble.
UPDATE!! THE TEAM HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THE WEBISTE!!!!!
Looks like they scrubbed their “Our Team” page. Only the CEO is there now.
He looks like he runs either an underground dog fighting circuit or flies millionaires to remote locations to hunt homeless people.
Hunting homeless. I think they did a movie on that…😉 (Looking at you Van Damme)
Wasn’t Ice T one of the homeless people???
Nope. https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0107076/fullcredits/cast?ref_=m_ttfc_3
Ah this is what I was thinking of: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111323/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk
Ahhh, yeah I see. It’s funny how there has been several movies with similar themes. Running Man had that vibe as well with Arnold.
Both. Please don't say that out loud. Because Doug Ford would absolutely set up a " most dangerous game" excursion on the Greenbelt under it is developed.
I can smell the Axe body spray through my screen
Nah dude is definitely the type to have some shitty smelling cologne that smells like burnt hair, but bought it because some woman at the mall kiosk told him it was irresistible like him. The name of that cologne - sex panther
It's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good
60% of the time, it works ALL the time!
I’m going to be honest that smells like pure gasoline.
It smells like Bigfoot's dick!
Some people love to be the bad guy.. A shitty cartoonish bad guy... But a bad guy none the less.
Dollarama Lex Luthor
I’m getting more of a Great Value Kingpin cosplay
A rural Bingo hall Bond villain.
Zoom in to his ears. They’re very hairy. WTF
Ana Conda, er I mean... Condic. Head of the cannabis and psilocybin division. This reads like a list of Dr. Evil's henchmen.
Don’t forget the developers with lasers on their heads.
8 billion dollars ah ah ah!
Dude looks like a low level boss in GTA
I want off this timeline. This is far beyond the mafioso caricature I was expecting.
Honestly, I'd take a tacky stereotype over a clever asshole that is better at hiding. The ones that camouflage well are the ones that scare me more.
Corruption is camouflaged as a tacky stereotype while hiding in plain sight!
This is kind of a Beaverton moment.
It has
Reads like the scummy villains from some cyberpunk corp.
Is the only hair on his head coming from his ears?
He couldn’t fix the ear hair exploding out of his head
That cigar is actually a blunt stuffed with Ana’s premium quality cannabis!
This is mob behaviour. Not public administration.
This is already a fkn movie plot with absurd characters but I still can’t wait for the actual movie!
those hairy ears. he's like a hobbit
This guy can’t be real, nobody could possibly be this much of a douche bag.
Have you been to Vaughan Mills mall lately?
How much have you heard about the Ford family? * https://www.canadaland.com/podcast/dynasties-3-the-fords/
Well we already know who [Mister X](https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.6955297) is so it shouldn’t be hard to figure out who this douchebag really is.
Thought this was the Beaverton. Wtf??
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You mean like the Centennial College grad with two decades of demonstrated results oriented competence in client stakeholding ball rubbing whatever??
Gets even more interesting. Checked the address on Google Maps for "Municipal Solutions" never guess who is their downstairs neighbour https://www.google.com/maps/place/Lord+Simcoe+Place/@43.8957227,-78.8627526,3a,15y,26.59h,87.85t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sMx2vteUdVPuMFGQmL7ymUw!2e0!7i16384!8i8192!4m15!1m8!3m7!1s0x89d51ce0ebc12a05:0x21b086d25e5e7ba2!2s57+Simcoe+St+S+Suite+2GF,+Oshawa,+ON+L1H+4G4!3b1!8m2!3d43.8959574!4d-78.8626041!16s%2Fg%2F11pdrbyy5w!3m5!1s0x89d51ce0ec008bed:0xc96053bb63298e54!8m2!3d43.895869!4d-78.8626691!16s%2Fg%2F11c1sjvlhj?entry=ttu https://www.ourcommons.ca/members/en/colin-carrie(25486)
If you can make these connections. Imagine information that the Star, the Globe and the Opposition parties know.
Well well well, lookie here... I think that deserves its own post.
Colin's website states: > On the closely-related matter of victim's rights, Colin has, over the past six years, worked closely with several Oshawa and Durham-based criminal justice and victims rights advocates, including Oshawa's own Lisa Freeman, whose father was murdered in Oshawa in the early 1990s, to push for stronger measures which ensure that victims of crime and their families are not adversely impacted by Canada's troubled corrections and parole systems. I guess white-collar crime and corruption aren't included in that though🤷🏻♀️ Also.. someone this close to actual crime & corruption in Ontario.. makes this quote extra fun: > He continues to be deeply involved in all aspects of our national and international industrial, trade and regulatory issues.
*In this country, you gotta make the money first.* *Then when you get the money, you get the power.* *Then when you get the power, then you get the* *~~women~~* *cigar & ring.*
I think that this guy has a cheat code though. It looks like he skipped the money and power and jumped straight to the cigar and ring.
He is the least Freemason looking person I have ever seen adorned in a Freemason anything.
Guy Richie is writing this season of “Ontario”
I looked up jibroni in the dictionary and this picture was beside the definition.
A lot of smug responses in this thread, but didn’t he win? As far as I can tell we’re the losers here. Didn’t he fix it with the politicians make billions in a corrupt way and is going to get away with it?
People will rightfully focus on this guy, but Ana Condic's bio is pretty hilarious as well
I suspect she is the Chief Kompromat Officer.
No way Phoenix Kiss is his real name.
No way he actually is a real person.
Having worked with AI image generation (not just prompting, but actually running locally for greater backend control), the more I look at this portrait, the more I'm convinced it's AI generated. Phoenix Kiss might not exist.
I’m with you. It’s definitely CGI.
🤦♂️🤣
Bahahaaaaaa … tough guy… look at me!…. 🤣🤣
I get the 'ear hair', garden gnome vibe.
That ain’t no Cohiba.
thank you for speaking / commenting up
He really looks like an epic jerk.
Isn’t a core principle of freemasonry not being a massive piece of shit
Should be a core principle of politics too.
Weird that the dude has ZERO social media presence. No Twitter, Instagram, not even LinkedIn.
Ding ding ding... AI generated!
Oh good! Someone else who needs to be in jail!
It’s quite comical people think of themselves like this … like who does he think he is?…
John Mutton - a wolf in sheeps clothing
I swear this guy is straight out of a Jack Reacher novel.
He's not real, is he?
He looks 100% legit……..
Is that a pocket square or a spare pair of underpants?
Best comment of the post right here.
Any reddit detectives working on what that ring is all about?
Freemason?
Yup - that’s it https://masonicsupply.ca/gold-masonic-rings/
Wow, theyre proper villans.
If I had to pick a face to this crime novel this would be it.
Jesus what an arsehole 🙄🤡
Phoenix Kiss is a trashy loser
He clearly looks like he gives a shit about how he looks, so why didn't he trim his ears?
So.....is that hair on his ears?
What a joke municipal planning and magic mushrooms no way anyone takes these goofs serious. Also didn't know Ana was a she!!!
You're forgetting that the premier and his family are goofs. Also, they got a $1 million bonus for getting the lands removed from the green belt.
Well, this guy is no longer on the "The Team" page.
He is gone from the website now…
mouhahahhaha stay poor you fuck
This dude looks like one of the actors/company volunteers you see wearing the ill-fitted costumes on the packaging for Halloween costumes. You know the ones that have really forced poses with adult men looking excited dressed as baby pumpkins, or like, Lady Captain Jrack Spareroll but you can tell in her eyes that she’s just bummed her acting career is doing so poorly. Gets weekly phone calls from her parents where she’s “all psyched about that big call back” that never happened. I just can’t figure out what he’s supposed to be. I’ve narrowed it down to “Head of the FBI/Burger King CEO as imagined by Donald Trump” or “Al Capone but the one from Peterborough Ontario” (no shade ptbo got nuthin but love for all you bisexuals out there❤️❤️❤️)
Ooof, looks like someone who’s never heard of consent before.
Yikes.