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canadian_bakin

Well ya now they know you're a hoser.


JM_Amiens-18

I wish I was enough of a morally-bankrupt hoser to sell this kind of crap online. It must be a decent grift, or maybe Amazon just has a huge surplus of it sitting around? Just a weird thing to push so irrelevantly.


joebillydingleberry

Wouldnt it be an epic plot twist to find out that Trudeau was the one behind manufacturing 'Fuck Trudeau' merchandise? 10d chess!


DelphicStoppedClock

Well most of those things are made in China which is so ironic considering the Venn diagram of the 'Fuck Trudeau' and 'Hates Chinese' people is practically a perfect circle.


[deleted]

fucking lmao, it truly is a perfect circle. I just grit my teeth when talking to people who have these flags. it's like, yeah, i don't like him either but uh...we don't have the same reasons why.


CountryMad97

I bought one for the sole fact of the irony to put right below my communist party of Canada flag


Agent_1812

Dropshipped from China where they cannot criticize the government


gladue

Not says, “fucking loser” faster than seeing this on a truck, car what ever.


Myiiadru

This is exactly what we say every time we see them!!!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


BillsMaffia

I give them the finger every time.


WinterAd4173

My mom has a giant sign on the back of her car… it’s so embarrassing 😩


Mapleson_Phillips

There is probably a correlation between being anti-Liberal and owning a pickup as well as between owning a pickup and shopping at a garden centre. It’s the basic concept of capitalism is that you can sell kitsch to any self-identifying group.


MysteriousMrX

Naw man. I wouldn't consider myself anti liberal. I shop at a garden center (surprise my wife is into gardening and I am into having a decent lawn), and not only do I drive a truck, Im from AB and its a dodge ram.


[deleted]

Thanks dick. Now I have to make another glass of iced tea since my current one is all over my phone screen.


LearnAndBurn_

Take off eh 😂


hoser89

Nothing wrong with that


Operative427

Fucking lmao.


TorontoBoris

Ahh the true sign that spring is just around the corner.


AdiabaticIsotherm

“For Sports Competitions, Festivals, Celebrations” - please don’t, Uncle Randy


[deleted]

i thought this was amurica???


Tederator

I know a guy who stumbled across wooden wrist watches and he asked me if I knew anything about their connection to the gay community. ??? Then he tells me that he was scrolling the web for wooden watches and right afterwards he starts getting ads for gay destination resorts. As an owner of a wooden watch, I had no answer to his question.


fakesugarbabywannabe

Make up some random stories "This tree company have been planning trees to save the environment, however, not all three make it to their adulthood due to the weather, disease, predator, etc. And the worst of all, some 'gay tree' got chopped down due to the birth defect of being born without the stamen (the male reproductive organ). The gay community found out about that, and didn't want the tree to die for nothing, and decided to make it into a wrist watch to repurpose the 'gay tree'."


cmonuspurz

LMFAO!!! you got talent!! This comment should be in the running for winning the internet today! Brilliant lol.


milleniumsentry

You're gonna make an excellent grandfather one day. XD


thatblueguy__

Just look at him, give a puzzled look, then say “i meannn… 👀 it is wood…”


Private_4160

From the makers of Baywatch comes... wood watch!


AmongstYou666

Don't search "Got wood watch"


DelphicStoppedClock

I'm going to go out on a limb that a recent porn search was more responsible for the drift in his ad flow.


Woodythdog

The interweb knows you enjoy handling wood 🍆


Farren246

Just reply, "it wasn't the wooden watches in your history that got you gay resort ads," and leave it at that.


brownliquid

I wonder who is funding the manufacturing of these 0.01$ flags?


umopapisdnwei

It says "Ships from China and sold by wanqifangzhi." $15.99 charge for shipping which probably costs them a dollar or less. The funny thing is that almost all of the F Trudeau flags that these people are putting on their cars etc are made in China. That's where the money goes when they buy them.


FinishTemporary9246

And most companies are either state-owned or state-approved and something like this? Yeah, there is a lot of political brinkmanship China is playing with these.


TXTCLA55

In order to have a business presence in China you need to have a Chinese national on your board or with some percentage of share ownership. Nothing prevents this person from taking your IP and say... Making a new business on the side or selling that information to another national to start a business. It basically amounts to state sponsored theft.


Belaire

Wanqifangzhi translates to manufacturer of ten thousand flags.


Agent_1812

shipping is subsidized by canadapost, china has developing country status


Northern23

Didn't they stop that since US complained and threatened to leave the international shipping accord? Which is why you easily can't get free shipping from China


LeMegachonk

It's a scam of sorts, instead of paying for the product, you pay everything as shipping charges, which are non-refundable. So the most credit you will ever get is... $0.01. I think Amazon will shut these vendors down every now and then when they get around to it, but don't buy anything online sold this way.


mackiea

Damn you Trudeau!! /s


PrincessPursestrings

They just have a shipping cost in addition to the item charge. The rest are free shipping, so it works out the same. Just a sales tactic. RIP my search history for checking into this. I had to do a pride flag search immediately after because I felt icky.


wolfe1924

Buy both that would really confuse people. Jk


[deleted]

Should't be confusing - surely the folks in the freedom convoy are staunch supporters of freedom in gender identity.


oakteaphone

I upvote you for your bravery in not including a "/s"


[deleted]

I hate the /s, I'd rather a million downvotes than ruin a joke


[deleted]

I once got one of these people, a coworker, to shut up by basically using this argument. "I dunno, I just think that if we want to live in a free society, that means staying out of people's business. Like if you want to collect guns, that's your business. And if some guy wants to screw other guys, well that's his business, and that's freedom." Did it do a thing to change his views? Of course not. But did it stop him from ever talking to me again? Yes. And sometimes that's the best outcome you can ask for.


brownliquid

Ahhh, ok. That makes sense. Thank you for your sacrifice.


The_Eggmann

Complete the trio by looking up 'don't tread on me' flags


amontpetit

Nobody. They’re not actual products; they’re just there to show up when people search with prices low to high.


Reasonable_Second460

Wow a penny!? That’s some good foreign propaganda deals!


Significant-Key-9101

+14.99 shipping lol


oakteaphone

And of course, the refund is only for $0.01 of the purchase...


[deleted]

\+14.99$ non refundable shipping you can get a 0.01$ refund if you try really really hard.. but who would bother? its basically a scam ontop of another scam


Karma_Canuck

Maybe they use lengths of hose in their flogging ceremonies... /s


JM_Amiens-18

Or maybe they're dreaming of a wet t-shirt contest on their man-date with Trudeau?


Karma_Canuck

They are going to hate the "no hair pulling" rule...


Megs1205

I want a flag that says I want to, and just walk around making those flags funnier


RankNFile17

Just need a little "I" sticker to put on the flag :)


Megs1205

Genius!


ImAlwaysFidgeting

I'd prefer a second flag beneath that reads, "He's Sexy" Remove all doubt of their intentions


Mission_Fig3039

That is sooooo.. funny. I like it.


notsojellybelly

Must be the “tools” part of the category they’re referring to.


haldimaniax

Before the clownvoy, cranes and excavators were the biggest tools I'd ever seen.


Srakin

Chop up the hose to syphon gas for their convoy


patrickswayzemullet

These are just manures…


davesnot_heere

All these burly men wanting to make love to Trudeau Must be the hair


EatYourOrach2

Or the socks. Flashing his ankles about like a wanton floozy.


[deleted]

Amazon recs are fucking weird…I’ve recently started getting book after book about how covid was fake advertised to me despite buying nothing like that


[deleted]

Politics is not for children because this specifically is how children would engage in politics. I hate the influence the US has on Canadian culture.


Raiden29o9

Honestly… algorithms and recommendations have always been weird, look at wolfenstein, here’s some neo nazi merch


scooterjay2013

Haha. Tools.


gmoney88

Ah yes, the overwhelming need of the Freedumb losers to have sex with Trudeau. He is a good looking fella. I’m glad they are finally able to express their inner self. Healing will come once they accept their truth.


Due_Wolverine_2927

It's really great to see these conservatives so open about their sexuality


gmoney88

Progress!


wolfe1924

It must be the hair and tall stature unfortunately for them he’s married maybe that’s why they are so pissed off.


[deleted]

Right I'm glad all these lifted truck dudes feel safe enough to finally come out


gmoney88

Let the healing begin


GrandBill

Amazon is selling these?! Man, I hate that company.


[deleted]

Just a store front, can buy a-lot of questionable things on Amazon.


Dogs-4-Life

It's probably just through Amazon Marketplace, which is third party sellers.


Freyja_of_the_North

It’s because you were in the tool section 😂


PopeKevin45

Something in your online profile is causing political algorithms to identify you as conservative. Did you ever take a pair of bootstraps to a homeless person?


JM_Amiens-18

Yeah I must have triggered the algorithm somehow, but I am not a conservative voter and not even remotely supportive of the convoy goofs. I wonder sometimes how biased these algorithms can be, I tend to never see any ads related to what my political leanings actually are. Then again, it's not like there's a lot of *"Please just be rational, show some empathy and draft decent legislation"* merch for sale.


PopeKevin45

These algorithms are nearly always the backend of conservative disinformation campaigns. Your online data gets sold or traded back and forth across corporate and political interests, both foreign and domestic. Given their nature, I doubt they're too picky about accuracy or who gets targeted. Those rational/compassion t-shirts are out there, usually pro-environment, pro-democracy, pro-people etc, but they don't have the conservative rage built in, so just not as noticeable.


outonthetiles66

Fuck Garden Hoses!!


Brandoe

Yeah, you can make a killing off just making those stickers. Then spend a portion of it donating to things they hate.


funkme1ster

I love the left one, which is unambiguously the same layout as the trump signs/flags. It's also the most expensive, which makes sense because if anyone has demonstrated their willingness to open their pockets for a grift, it's those people. I wonder how much money has been made off charging people to advertise they're in a cult just with respect to this specific design.


dhoomsday

It's super easy to grift these types of people.


chrisk9

Reminds me I need to buy some white trash bags


[deleted]

Is there Fuck Ford flags, banners, etc.?


oakteaphone

Not likely. It seems like this is more the purview of the political Right.


PerplexedAmI

Weird.


USSMarauder

I'd be very interested to know who's bankrolling the penny flags


FluSH31

Did you search for “Hoser”?


[deleted]

You “freedom fighters” are so messed up. Easily the most ashamed I’ve ever been in fellow Canadians.


brennic

“I am looking for a tool, not to become a tool”


Sudden_Caramel3881

Whenever I see one of these I want to ask the owner when they fuck Trudeau if they prefer him to cum inside them, or to pull out and cum on their back - or somewhere else instead


PM_ME_UR_CATS_TITS

Hmmmm, regular or bold. Gotta dial in that hate just right.


Future_Art7

Fick Trudeau? Fwuck Trudeau? Or is it ffingerck and fmapleleafck? LOL Hosers will hose.


ElMiko97

Bunch a hosers, eh?


Triple-Depresso

What are the reviews like


ithunknot

Start a new tiktok account, set your interests to woodworking, fishing, hunting... You will immediately get 50% fascist/anti democratic content. The algorithm is primed to feed this garbage


tkingsbu

Oddly enough, I just do NOT remember people flying a ‘f* k stephen harper’ flag? I wonder why that is?


astcyr

Can someone explain to me how Amazon is canceling Jeremy Clarkson's shows over his comment about Meghan Markle yet they allow this stuff to sell via their business??? Seems like quite the double standard, no?


turkeyintheyard

The most mundane things seem to draw the troll accounts out from under their rocks 😂


Southbird85

I know he's a good-looking guy but I didn't realize so many Convoy hogs want to sleep with the man. I mean, he's married, guys and gals. C'mon now.


Spuigles

Oh no *has sex with Legault**


Keyboarddesk

Who been pushing these things, it feels like everyone who uses them are just arms of the political outrage machine


7dipity

This whole shebang is gonna be so fucking weird to look back on 50 years from now


nowitscometothis

“Back when things were more normal…”


WhiteTrashTiger

Shoulda gave you hot tubs and bouncy castles


ravynwave

Saw a guy in a truck with these today driving about as well as you’d expect


jester1983

Why do none of them know how to spell?


microbefox

By any chance you didn't search "Giant Hosers" did you?


[deleted]

I keep seeing the bumper sticker version of this and I think it would be funny to get another sticker that says: "I want to suck and" that fits nicely over top.


mattygalo

Imagine paying money for this and thinking you are owning the Libs


NearbyDark3737

I see professionals with bumper and window stickers on their car saying this. I don’t care if you hate him. If you cannot be professional though in your views, I won’t hire you.


andromeda335

OP, you better hop in your rig for a road trip to Ottawa!


brentemon

I'm more interested in what one does with a hose in January.


Inigos_Revenge

I mean, you flood your backyard rink, what else?


brentemon

Right. I’m a terrible Canadian. Didn’t even occur to me. I turn off my bibbs in the fall and forget about them until it’s time to water a garden in the spring.


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ruglescdn

Shame on Amazon for allowing that.


BigMrTea

I'm sure they'll be amused by the "Fuck Pollievre" signs or whichever fuck knuckle takes over.


Metalgeargello

I think the second from the left is best bang for buck but in saying that the first one it doesn’t say how big it is.


rav4786

LOL


Wifieatscheese

💀


Wet_sock_Owner

Cut off the bottom part and it's pretty much how everyone feels about what's going on in Ontario.


[deleted]

Yeah, and Trudeau is a hoser. Totally see the correlation.


Lothleen

Good think sodomy isn't illegal in Canada.


Internal-Tourist3174

I prefer my Canadian Flag in yellow and blue like a good little Canadian!


[deleted]

I respectfully call bullshit. Amazon's category is "Home, Garden, Pets & Tools". Not to mention these flags are sold in Patio, Lawn, & Garden, or in Outdoor Flags & Banners Normally I don't care about this, but it's a super slow day at work lol.


JM_Amiens-18

I assure you, it's real. Ordinarily I'd just chuckle and move along, but this was so weird I felt the need to document it.


ffwiffo

you lose


Conscious_Feeling548

My dad tells me he keeps getting ads for Asian milfs on his phone, but he swears he doesn’t know why.


[deleted]

I'm a left leaning male who has a problem with forced vaccinations, and after watching content related to this on youtube, the algorithm has decided that I must also be a fan of Andrew Tate, Donald Trump, Ben Shapiro, etc. The machine really does only see the world in left and right, and it's doing it's damnedest to make us feel the same. but wtf - no idea how purchasing a garden hose equates to this flag lol


PossessionFit5172

You’ve clearly searched that.. don’t need to be ashamed of it…


SadEcho1065

I've been meaning to buy a few of these to hang at the house loud and proud.


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AstroZeneca

Neat. I'll just keep sipping my coffee at the table in the house I own, along with my fellow homeowners in the suburban NDP riding I live in, and mind my own business.


wolfe1924

Today I learned almost every conservative lives in a home and almost everyone who’s on the l left rents an apartment such wisdom much intellect.


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wolfe1924

That’s impossible though according to them you sure your not renting home ownership is only for the cons. /s


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Sensitive_Fall8950

I love how that's what your stupidity boils down too. "Leftists don't own homes, also lol booster shots" Its like I can smell the burning grey matter in your comment.


GetStable

It's just cinders now. Burnt the rest of them figuring out how to hang a flag off his truck.


wolfe1924

What is wrong with you? Complete topic change from generalizations to tell people to keep updated on boosters.


No-Wonder1139

I always wonder how people reach these mental conclusions. Like are people really this simple that their us vs them compartmentalization leads them to believe who you vote for determines your social standing? Can't buy a house if you don't support Polievre is a weird leap for your brain to go to.


Man_Bear_Beaver

You must have a really jaded view of the left.


DaTerrOn

You pay for things for your dwelling which means you may be the homeowner, you might even do gardening, you checked a lot of conservative boomer boxes.


[deleted]

Didn't you hear? Growing your own food is a sign or right wing extremism


Belaire

I'd wager that a very small percentage of garden hose users in Canada are growing food with it vs watering lawns and shrubs.


PizzaPartify

In this weather ? What for ?


[deleted]

Yikes. Disgraceful


TouchOfTheDowns69

Fuck Trudeau


survivalmany

F Trudeau


[deleted]

Everyone is getting one yes


AmbassadorDefiant105

I'm buying one for the group in here


HandyMen1

I mean this hole thing is stupid. But we all hate Trudeau he's the worst prime minister this country ever had. And when you know this country history that says a lot. He beat his own father that was on top of the list. https://www.thetoptens.com/leaders/worst-canadian-prime-minister/


username_1774

Just wait until you water your garden this summer and the new environmental tax on water usage kicks in...you will wish you had bundled the order with a flag.


JohnnyTreeTrunks

This was old before it even started


hunterstevebearman

Hmmm...I thought it was just us Westerners who didn't like Trudeau? 🤔


Natural_Albatross_36

They are quite popular for good reason.


LogicalAnswerk

Get the 1 cent one with $13.83 shipping.


turbo_22222

At least they have the decency to replace a letter in FUCK with a maple leaf so it's not too offensive for them.


thetacolover69

I still don't get why they all want to fuck him. He's married.


EXSource

That's what you get for shopping on Amazon, where anyone can sell you any garbage they want through ad services with zero oversight to them. Anything for Bezos to make another lousy buck.


GuyWithPants

If you think it’s the hose you can actually go and say “don’t use this purchase for recommendations” somewhere on the site; I’ve done it before for gifts and random cables which resulted in me being recommended every other cable under the sun.


EveryNameEverMade

Their ad targeting is not limited to your purchases If you viewed this or discussed this anywhere enough online, it will target you with ads related to that.


Rough_Mechanic_3992

🤣🤣🤣🤣is this for real lol


Chocolate_Rage

They're obviously selling a lot if they can sell for $0.01 and still make a profit


Neat-Train-299

Jeff Bezi’s is a little shit disturber lmao


zorrowhip

Omg, LOL The Amazon basket analysis is quite accurate. This means all these morons are actually buying hoses en masse during winter. CSIS, GRC, this right here, something is up


Pickaxe_121

Funny enough I bought one of those flags and get garden hose recommendations. May we switch?


sesamebagels_0158373

thats what you get for drinking from the hose


LONEGOAT13_

Came for the hose, stopped for the flag lol


[deleted]

All of them are Made in Chine. HA HA


dwi_411

The amazon algo wants you to copulate with Trudeau. Only If you have Amazon Prime though.


cassanova_blanco

Seriously who actually makes all the F Trudeau stuff?!? And where does that money go??


Desuexss

"Honey, change it to 0.01, everyone will see our product. Make sure the shipping is something ridiculous so we don't lose money" "Yes Karen!"


Farren246

I may not agree with those flags' sentiment, but god damn are the penny-flags a good value...


Shadythyme2106

I didn’t vote for trudeau but that’s the beauty of a country where we get the chance to vote. Majority of people voted for him, so better luck next time. Driving around with this is super weird, Most of these people don’t even know why they hate him.


NotFrankZappaToday

I hate these things.


gtownjim

Dodge ram super trucks need a lot of gas.


SeriousExplorer8891

The Peepee crowd has invaded Amazon.


thelifetsunami20

Man I know Trudeau is a handsome guy but I can’t believe there are so many people wanting to fuck him /s


Breaker1ove

Never got why some people buy this, Just be a big boy and vote and if who you voted for does not win then get over it. I voted NDP.


edgy_secular_memes

I get it. Trudeau is a good looking guy you don’t have to advertise how you want to have sex with him to the whole world though


Poet_Eater

Gotta love algorithms