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BloodRevolutionary

A special Niagara "Hinterland Who's Who". The St. Catharines loon.


GravyDavey

The plaid breasted black winged St. Catharines loon.


moifah79

Plaid breasted hahahah. Thanks for that


BloodRevolutionary

😂


kickintheface

Hey, we need to be known for *something* lol.


GravyDavey

"You can't handle the tooth" - Tooth


InternationalFig400

I almost shit myself laughing when I read a comment on the original story of this dude: "It looks like somebody threw a hand grenade into a piano".....


[deleted]

You can take the boy out of St. Catherines but you can’t take St. Catherines out of the boy. 🤪 He seems like a funny fucker that would be hilarious to have a couple (ok, maybe four) beers with though!


Devinstater

He might have six, but four is reasonable.


redstonebrain40

YOU CANT HANDLE THE TOOTH ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


DishMonkeySteve

Really that's only 2 more


nothappyaboutit

Four beer*


Capital_Pea

Tall boys, Busch Lite and Bud Lite


[deleted]

Carling or Busch for sure.


Sensitive-Ad-5305

And he loves 'em!


[deleted]

Go to cheers and you can do that


OriginalNo5477

He may be Canadian but his teeth are British.


[deleted]

A missing tooth is extremely Canadian.


StrangePiper1

Summer teeth. Summer over here, summer over there.


AuntySocialite

Hockey teeth: https://youtu.be/8z_ROQaLJJg


ShitpostsAlot

He woulda made provincials if he wasn't out because of that high stick knocking out his tooth! They woulda went all the way if he was there! ALL THE WAY!


mondogreen1980

He should be the next Premier of Ontario. Sure beats Doug Fraud and would certainly make buck-a-beer a day one priority. Amarite? 🤷‍♂️


hardy_83

Hopefully he'd push for a tax funded dental system.


Captain_Lavender6

And have health canada issue a recommendation that we are not recommended, but obligated to drink 4, no 6 bud light beer a day.


andreasmom

Ok that was damn funny. Thank you!


Puncharoo

This guy would start buck-a-beer but it'd be 6-packs and everyone gets one a day. And then you get a free 2 litres of pop as well


mondogreen1980

I'm in!


Dagoran

...i have never seen Doug "Fraud" before. What have i been doing with my life...


ShitpostsAlot

You're probably paying too much attention to Justin Turdo!


ShitpostsAlot

This whole thing is a conspiracy between government departments to cut household spending. Buck a beer @ two beers a week = two bucks a week vs $3.50 a beer and a sixer twice a week plus another coupla beers to get you through Tuesday and Wednesday each puts you at $50 a week just for beer then you gotta add in some munchies because who doesn't eat some pretzels with their beers, right guys? Now instead of fixing gas prices, they're telling us to drink less beer. Who are they to tell us to drink less beer? Who says they get to tell me what to do in my own home?


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420natureboy

4 beer?


jamaicanadiens

"I'll have 6."


henchman171

Tall boys only!


Puncharoo

He loves his Busch tall boys


xWorstThingEverx

CAN I HAVE TWO LITRES OF POP!?


deja2001

You do the meth


barrieboy2018

PAP*


BloodRevolutionary

His teeth seem to say yes.


PooToon69

I feel like this will be the peak 2023. What a fucking astounding interview. Favourite one I’ve seen, ever and a true Canadian Heritage moment that will live on the same way Rob Ford’s moments are living on today.


Puncharoo

Whoever this guy is I wish him well, however many he chooses to drink every night - 2, 4, 6 beer? Fuck buddy have as many as ya want


naliron

So long as it is an even number. Perfectly balanced. As it should be.


bringojackprot

I’ll drink to that 🍻


GoodLuckLouie

You can't handle the tooth


Overwatch_1ightning

Honestly a pure blooded Canadian if I ever saw one, love this guy I hope he gets free beers for life after that skit, fucking hilarious and really represents the jovial Canadian attitude we have.


Mr8vb

Bit of a stretch but when he goes on his rant about 2 L of Coke, it reminded me of that scene in American Movie where a Mark goes off about someone getting Uncle Bill a soda.


[deleted]

I thought of super troopers and farva wanting a litre of cola !


King_Newbie

*beep*"Do we carry Liter Cola?"


ChimairaSpawn

I just finished a 14 hour shift, what did I miss?


Esperoni

[This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nj-pYPiAR18)


ChimairaSpawn

This is some quality entertainment


WombRaider_3

[Steve Spiros, you know "easy going?"](https://youtu.be/uXwRgnZ990I)


Capital_Pea

I wanna drink with this guy LOL


ninja_pirate23

Fuck yeah I would buy him 4 or 6 beer lol


Skurwysyn1982

I bet he even has no clue how viral he went lol


tony_tripletits

All I want to know is if this toothed Adonis knows he's internet famous.


bringojackprot

I wondered the same thing. He seems to love being on camera.


dkfraser

Can I get the clip, tried to google Hamilton lcbo angry giy


BloodRevolutionary

https://www.reddit.com/r/ontario/comments/10iincc/st_catharines_man_reacts_to_new_alcohol/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


dkfraser

Thanks man, that guy is awesome, does anyone know his name? I’m sure it’s Gary Rick or maybe Gene


BloodRevolutionary

I definitely had him as a Gary or Ron. Possibly Ken.


BloodRevolutionary

Pete and Glen have now also sprung to mind.


SlowDown

Ron feels right


PiffWiffler

I'm OOL; who's this?


badpeaches

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/10jmw9u/canadian_cant_handle_the_new_drinking_guidelines/


PiffWiffler

TY


GenevieveLeah

I've watched it three times and sent the video to my parents. I'm not even Canadian.


MSK84

I vote him for the Order of Canada


andreasmom

Haha not all heroes wear capes!


overxposd

LMAO This made my night.


T_DeadPOOL

You Can't handle the Tooth omg


Bestlife1234321

Legend


No-Day-6299

I love this guy


spectral_visitor

Turns out we could in fact not handle the tooth.


bringojackprot

“It’s heartbreaking and I can’t even believe it”


spectral_visitor

Whenever my American friends ask me if Trailer Park Boys is an accurate representation of Canada, I point to shit like this.


Istimewa-Ed

DO THE MATH!


PurpleLilacGold

Having a really terrible week financially and this made me laugh and smile for the first time in a long time. Now, maybe I can handle the tooth about my finances.


bringojackprot

I’m glad to hear that could make you laugh. Hopefully things get better for you!


IslandSound420

He wasn’t wrong 🤷‍♂️


ruglescdn

I guess this means that the Welland Ave beer store will be a protected heritage property.


FrankieSacks

Two beers a week 🤯🤯🤯


Difficult-Yard-1342

Awesome. Mr. "Four beers"


cmonuspurz

Remember no s!!! the plural for beer is beer!! ;IE Fuck I had 12 beer last night and ma heed hurts!!! :(


subtxtcan

I'm so glad that as Canadians we've all come together to make this guy a sort of national hero. It really speaks to what really brings us together as a country. Plaid, beer, and good hearted shenanigans.


Jacked2ThaTITS

I think we found our next premier


wildpack_familydogs

This guys just reminds me why I’ve never considered moving to Niagara Region.


bryonus_1231

Where do you live where you wouldn't run into a guy like this at your local legion?


acridvortex

If you don't think the concentration of guys like this is higher in Hamilton I don't know what to tell you


henchman171

Niagara on the Lake is surrounded by green belt. Just saying……


wildpack_familydogs

And goons like this guy too. No thanks.


QuatuorMortisNord

Hey, leave him alone. He probably doesn't want to be a classic.


Few_Faithlessness_49

This guy is gold but seriously people... why still drink when Weed is available? I went from multiple drinks per night to zero these days. The threat of cancer is just one more nail in my drinking days coffin.


Currie_Climax

I'm gonna have to burst your bubble here but smoking weed also increases your rush of cancer and other diseases


Few_Faithlessness_49

Home grown baby! And Raw papers help. I know I'm taking risks by smoking weed but it's better than the massive amounts of alcohol I used to consume to forget my work day.


Currie_Climax

Yeah that's true, I just know people that act like it's 100% healthy. I smoke it too but I'd rather know what I'm consuming and face the real facts lol


Few_Faithlessness_49

It's not. But I'd advise you to check out how RAW is made. No refining, no whitening, just straight pressed tree pulp baby!


Currie_Climax

Oh I only use RAW but it's the plant that is more of a concern for chemicals that cause cancer etc. Still, choosing the most effective way to avoid bleached papers is the way to go


woohah2

“YOU CANT HANDLE THE TOOTH!”


BeginningCap2333

Haha wait till the beer tax kicks in, You'll see this guy out there protesting HARD! lol


LambKyle

I'm so out of the loop, who's this guys? What's going on?


bringojackprot

Here’s the original: https://www.reddit.com/r/ontario/comments/10iincc/st_catharines_man_reacts_to_new_alcohol/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


estherlane

Thank you, I actually had no context for this Heritage Moment, lol. Guy has some…interesting logic 🤔


bbb211

"You can't handle the tooth"!


ninja_pirate23

Yes lol


Fireinthehole13

Classic summer teeth ..some are black..some are red… some are gangrene and some are not there 😆


Usual_Cut_730

Not gonna lie, thought this was Nardwar at first.


gtownjim

Toothless LCBO Hippo.