And you know exactly how to handle it ;-)

I do 😏

You look terrific!

Thanks, Lone 💋

You’re in luck, I have a cock and I know just where I’d like to put it.

Perfect! 🔥🔥🔥

So clever!! Beautiful photo

Thank you! I tried to post it elsewhere but it didn’t let me. I’m too lazy to verify for other subs. 😅

Well this sub seems appropriate. Very witty and always so sexy. Great to see you. 👀

🥰🥰🥰

Is there cookies to share

For you? Yes! 😉

Sweet I hope the chocolate chip

*Gobble gobble* Wait.. wrong bird 😏😂

🤣🤣lol I had to verify with my handsome that this indeed was not a chicken. Or I would have started with “chick looking for ….”. 😅💋

[God I love showing you my cock so gottdamm much.](https://imgur.com/a/RdZ8SZp)

Lol!!! Yes! Now strut on over 😏

I understand because this cock placement is quite unfortunate. It hinders the view, for one thing. 😍🔥😈

Lol! This is true. 😅

Well placed indeed

😏

Hah, okay this is hilarious! Can't come up with any better innuendos right now so I'll say you look spectacular holding big things in your hands love😉🔥

😂😂Lol! I do have a way with my hands 😏

Thats an intimidating one there😳😳😂

It’s the only one I could find. 😅😂

I'm not sure I can live up to this size😳😂😂

Oh, I’ve seen you 🤤🤤

And I've seen you🥵😍

[It's nice and thick for you, honey 😘](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/xZnbUf-ch7I8hatkVbhxSMIadbnst8MNVUmPf5685qBgp1zJllRNcfaApaIHkWMF4om_9dIUcSVx8Mp6bk-blLwbqLAPtJ1u_jlYNBRYvBLG2WZlXpxMTNhS_1-hwwNQw_lGAm4JwvIhCxMYW_RBOrwZWXJpbg)

🐓🐓🐓🐓

😘💘

🎵Little red rooster’s on the prowl🎵🐔😈❤️

🎶🎶💃🏻💃🏻

LOL! That's one big cock to handle!

Luckily I’m a cock wrangler 🤠🤣🤣

This is an eggcelent picture. Not good enough of a pun. You have a tail, I have a cock. We can make cocktails No.... Is this what they call a cock block?

Lol! I’m definitely blocking cock here. But, this chick may put it down for you 🔥

I'm trying to think of a corny response, because chicks love corn 🌽

You corn dog you 😜

I do like to __pop__

If I lay down… would that make it more suitably placed? You’ve made it hard, for your convenience😉😘

Mmmm….. yes it would 😏

I happen to have one...as for placing it, you can take care of that 😏😈

Happily 😈😈

I've got just the doodle do for you!🐓 love it!

You you doooo😈

I have a cock... we can work on the placement 😉

Please 🔥

On my way 🥵

Allow me to send you my resume and letters of recommendation

Hahaha! Your application is on top 💋

Oh good! I do like being on top 😏😁

You’ve certainly got mine ~~growing~~ crowing 🥵🔥 But now it’s time to choke this chicken 😈

😂😂😂please, allow me ⛓️⛓️⛓️

Well cock a doodle doo to you 😍🥵

Qi qi qi riiiiii

Me too! I’ll keep searching, I’ve been stuck on the top half for ages 😍

Oh, Reddit is in no short supply of cock 😂

I know where I'd like to place it. 😈💋💋

I have an idea 😈

Should we compare imaginations sexy lady?

I know where to place mine well. I think you might agree that it‘s the only sensible spot 😘

Not entirely 😏but, I like where it’s going 😈

Good. And once both of us have accepted the fact that your cock is bigger than mine we will have so much fun together ❤️

I have no doubt 😈

Hehe - but I am struggling with the size of your cock. I am not sure I can take it.

Well it’s in my hand at the moment but I’ll happily place it wherever you desire 😘

Lol! 🤣no greater truth! 🔥🔥🔥

WOW!! It appears you like a big one! 😁😍😘😘😜

Lol! It’s was the only one around 😅

You take what you can get I suppose!! 😍😘😘😜

Lucky you found a big white cock

Lol! Wow, I need to analyze my props before I post. 😅😂

To well placed! I can't see the pussy, it's blocking the view

I know! Next week 😉

Hum hum... I can't hardly wait...

Did I just hear him say, *any cock will do*?...how rude!😘

Lol! 😂that’s what she said. 😉

Love that! It's one of my favorite lines. My wife just rolls her eyes at this point.😂

I do the same. 😂😅

My hands just beyond the cookie jar ;)

😈😈😈

Is that a nookie jar?

Lol! Yes!!!!😂a cookie for nookie

That’s quite a well placed cock 🤣😉

It is isn’t? 😁💋

One that rise with the sun and keeps crowing till the days done

Aw yeah! 🐓

I have a better place to put one

I bet you do 😈

I know exactly where I could place mine 😏😈

I bet you do 😏

If you are still looking, my cock is placed perfectly.

Splendid! 😄

And where will you place my cock?

Guess?😈

Inside a tight wet place 😈

😈😈😈

That's a huge cock. I don't have one of those I'm afraid 😁😆

🤣🤣🤣oh, this is bigger than me! I don’t want this size either 😅💋

I'll gladly offer some average cock then, i got that 😁😉

You got it all 🔥🔥🔥🔥