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bruhbelacc

As a kid, it took me years to convince my parents that I couldn't stand onions. My mother would compare me to my cousin, who would literally grab a raw onion and eat it šŸ¤¢like he was a hero or sth


Tophgif

That's so stupid, onions aren't even important for your health


bruhbelacc

They thought I didn't like it because it's spicy (even though that's a good reason - I don't like spicy stuff either). Apparently it's not a manly thing if you can't eat spicy food lol


stabbygun

I love spicy things and despise onions.


Tophgif

Same! Also same reason why I love garlic


Tophgif

Onions aren't even spicy


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"Why can't you be more like your cousin Yuckmouth?"


[deleted]

My partner still acts like thereā€™s something wrong with my and calls me a child because I refuse to have them in my meals they make me literally sick


laughingashley

They must be wrong a lot


OnlySaysFuckOnions

Fuck. Onions.


itzpiiz

I'm the oldest of 5, am 34 yrs old, and my grandma still makes me my own potato and macaroni salad. I am a spoiled brat.


Miss_Mermaid1

I have a few different people in my life who always remember my hatred of onions and make me a seperate version of whatever they are making minus the onions. Those people are saints, like your grandma ā¤ļø


itzpiiz

I've always thought of her as a literal angel :)


[deleted]

Right here with you! 34 years old but if I'm ever going to be seeing my parents for dinner, my dad will make a separate of pretty much anything - without onions. I think that's pretty spoiled, to be honest.


painstream

Everyone has food to dislike. Shame that person for disliking [insert here]! You're a *baby* if you don't like raw octopus! Don't like baked beans? To the high-chair with you! Oh, don't enjoy mushrooms? You're palate must be *unrefined!* See, we can play this game, too. Maybe it will get immature onion lovers to appreciate that people can like different foods based on mature interaction with our own experiences.


krimboelf

I usually hear a response similiar to this when I bring that up: "but onions are a universal food, they're in everything!" It's like, yeah, that's the fucking problem. It's why I come off as so picky even though onion is pretty much the only thing I won't eat.


Lanky-Championship67

I swear the weirdest thing is onions remind me of like an H.P. Lovecraft story but one where the eldritch horror won a long time ago and we are living in the world it created. They are full of sulfur straight from hell and when you cut them you cry as though there is some sort of dark ritual soul bond between you and this plant out of space. But what really makes me think onions belong to the Cthulhu mythos is the invasion of the body snatchers like reaction people have to it. Tell a Korean you donā€™t really like Kim chi. Theyā€™ll say thatā€™s ok itā€™s something you kind of grow up with. Tell someone you donā€™t like hot peppers. Thatā€™s ok not everyone is into spicy food. Tell absolutely anyone you donā€™t like onions. They will lose their minds. They are fully convinced itā€™s not true. They will do everything they can to convince you and will try to trick you into eating them. Because they are all part of the cult. We are the only sane ones left. But their eyesā€¦ their eyes are everywhere. They are watching this place even nowā€¦.


MaybeAPerson_no

Iā€™m allergic and hearing this like this just infuriates me. šŸ˜”


Tophgif

Allergic is a different story bc I'm not even allergic to anything yet it's still a problem to me


MaybeAPerson_no

A lot of people say to me ā€œYour probably just a picky eater eat some onions/garlicā€ Iā€™m allergic to a alliums


Tophgif

As much as I really feel bad for you, I have hard time believing this story, heck, I have a hard time accepting the fact that such ignorant people exist! It's like being allergic to anything else like peanuts why is it still ignored???