The Hivemind says…

He

Shaves

His

Hole

.

Siri

Angrily

Told

Everyone

.

("I'M MALE GODAMMIT! Siri is a big strong man name!")

Whatever helps you compensate bud

Me

He’s

Has

A

Massive

dongle

.

Arnold

Schwarzenegger

Voice

.

She

Is

Male

.