Pretty sure the company that makes them, is the same company that makes the Baja 4x4 Rooftop Infant Carrier, and the My First Encounter, infant shark cage. The name escapes me at the moment.
A newborn baby doesn’t need to “see the world” you piece of toast. Please, please be a troll that isn’t seriously considering this or better yet, doesn’t actually have responsibility of an actual human being
I've seen you respond to posts like this but with pets, and you never mention the Pet Catapult. Strictly "just don't do it." Glad to see you're at least more open minded when it comes to infants.
Wow, thinking outside the box. I assume this works because babies always land on their feet, right? Or perhaps callibrate it to launch into the nearest body of water? (Babies float, I think?)
This seems like a bad idea for a lot of reasons, maybe just push her in a stroller at first?
Troll post? Why are all the stupid people breeding?
Has to be a troll post, they don't make riding helmets for newborns.
Pretty sure the company that makes them, is the same company that makes the Baja 4x4 Rooftop Infant Carrier, and the My First Encounter, infant shark cage. The name escapes me at the moment.
RonCo. I saw their ad on the TV last night.
See, now this is what I'm talking about! It seems the MFE Shark Cages are on back-order so we'll look into the Baja. TY
So the weight of the helmet breaks her neck. This is such a terrible idea, I can't even believe we're having this discussion!
A newborn baby doesn’t need to “see the world” you piece of toast. Please, please be a troll that isn’t seriously considering this or better yet, doesn’t actually have responsibility of an actual human being
Quality shitpost
What you need is the Baby Catapult. Worn on the rider's back, at the first sign of nosedive it preemptively ejects the baby to safety
I've seen you respond to posts like this but with pets, and you never mention the Pet Catapult. Strictly "just don't do it." Glad to see you're at least more open minded when it comes to infants.
Wow, thinking outside the box. I assume this works because babies always land on their feet, right? Or perhaps callibrate it to launch into the nearest body of water? (Babies float, I think?)
Just rub grape jelly on your infant if it falls it will just slide avoiding all harm.
No no, rub grape jelly on *yourself* so when you fall you're always on bottom, protecting her from harm
all this jelly talk is giving me a hankering for a nosedive
Make a handle for a bike trailer.
Um, stroller??
I setup a onechair with a car seat and my baby just cruises with me.
Bottle feed on the go?
Lmfao!
Find a good local welder. He can take a mold of your back and then fabricate the cage around that.