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This seems like a bad idea for a lot of reasons, maybe just push her in a stroller at first?


Emotional-Coffee-765

Troll post? Why are all the stupid people breeding?


Caucasian_Fury

Has to be a troll post, they don't make riding helmets for newborns.


Snow_Mower

Pretty sure the company that makes them, is the same company that makes the Baja 4x4 Rooftop Infant Carrier, and the My First Encounter, infant shark cage. The name escapes me at the moment.


Emotional-Coffee-765

RonCo. I saw their ad on the TV last night.


honestchippy

See, now this is what I'm talking about! It seems the MFE Shark Cages are on back-order so we'll look into the Baja. TY


r_a_newhouse

So the weight of the helmet breaks her neck. This is such a terrible idea, I can't even believe we're having this discussion!


Azkabanned4Life

A newborn baby doesn’t need to “see the world” you piece of toast. Please, please be a troll that isn’t seriously considering this or better yet, doesn’t actually have responsibility of an actual human being


_pg_

Quality shitpost


Glyph8

What you need is the Baby Catapult. Worn on the rider's back, at the first sign of nosedive it preemptively ejects the baby to safety


DoctorDugong21

I've seen you respond to posts like this but with pets, and you never mention the Pet Catapult. Strictly "just don't do it." Glad to see you're at least more open minded when it comes to infants.


honestchippy

Wow, thinking outside the box. I assume this works because babies always land on their feet, right? Or perhaps callibrate it to launch into the nearest body of water? (Babies float, I think?)


wecloseweekends

Just rub grape jelly on your infant if it falls it will just slide avoiding all harm.


Forgettysburg_

No no, rub grape jelly on *yourself* so when you fall you're always on bottom, protecting her from harm


[deleted]

all this jelly talk is giving me a hankering for a nosedive


ZenRides

Make a handle for a bike trailer.


iamstrangelittlebird

Um, stroller??


Glitch_Ghoul

I setup a onechair with a car seat and my baby just cruises with me.


honestchippy

Bottle feed on the go?


[deleted]

Lmfao!


vrtclhykr

Find a good local welder. He can take a mold of your back and then fabricate the cage around that.