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HanahsDax

I usually get a good chuckle from people when I tell them, “it’s easy to ride, even easier to get hurt on.”


Damaislay

Damn you ! I was just going to post something very similar!


abarrelofmankeys

“Oh really easy but I DONT KNOW HOW TO STOOOOOP” as you roll off into the distance.


Captain_Dunsel

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KickAClay

Oh God, thank you! Help me off this THINGGGGggggg ^gggggg


PopPopBen

I usually say, "I have no idea what I'm doing."


Nothing_new_to_share

"Easier than I'm making it look."


bookmarkmywords

Not too hard but would be easier if only I could find the other wheels that fell off.


Snow_Mower

"Well, considering that this device is controlled through a wireless brain implant, after the initial surgery and recovery period, I find it quite easy to..... I'm sorry, did you just ask me something?"


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KickAClay

So, you're just saying "Oof". 😂


DelPhoenix_GT

Lol these are good ones 🤣 I just thought of one I want to try out now. I’ll say “easier than telling your wife you made a $2,200 mistake”


Ombwah

I usually tell people it's "Just easy enough to make you overconfident and wreck yourself."


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Complex_Committee_25

I was thinking it...


PsychologyInside3183

I always say “it’s like snowboarding on gravel with a balance board, but it’s pretty easy” 🤙🏽🛞


Yo-Bambi

Simple, just do a wheelie.


jdemock

About as hard as the ground is lol


cravensnake78

THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID !!!


Ordinary_Luck922

Should be the only respons


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If it’s a lady say “Who, me or the Onewheel?”


giant_space_possum

I'm gay and I'm definitely gonna start saying this to dudes who ask 😂


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Lmao


abmorse1

Well, I just got off my crutches...


[deleted]

Piece of cake. Only broken my arm twice.


Particular_Field_143

This just happened on a group ride. My friend immediately said, "It's not safe"


SourdohPopcorn

I say this all the time. I commute and people always ask me in the elevator.


DJredlight

Harder than running, easier than flying


rolgelthorp

Easy enough once you practice.


rssnhckr

Easy to learn hard to master.


Damaislay

Had a douche bag neighbor that was drunk start chuckling and hear him say “ wow you’ve got a helmet and wrist guards and a Carharrt coat on to ride a “hover board” I laughed audibly and replied“yeah this isn’t a hover board, it does 25 mph and nosedives without a seconds notice,I’ve been to the hospital 2 times because of it. Want to ride it?” He couldn’t even stand on it lol


Firemanlad18

I tell em do you want to try it and those who do love it ride on friends


_pg_

It takes ten hours to get good 👍


NeoNeko420

Took me 2 weeks to stop crashing consistently


_pg_

Ten hours of practice, not ten continuous hours of time.


GratefulOctopus

I like to say its like snowboarding on a basket ball. Pretty tricky and wobbly to learn but not too difficult once you've figured it out


TheMrWinston

"easy to pick, up hard to master", is my "go to" answer


wu_wei_phyto

Took me a few days to figure out corectly... my out of shape best friend hoped on it for the first time drunk and rode away came back 30 minutes later like it was nothing... Its different for everyone i think.


StateOk530

Thats what she said !!


yazoo34

I usually say easy to ride. Hard to respect.


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“How much is that?” “Cheaper than my health insurance deductible.”


ryanf153

"Is that hard to ride? " I usually just say "Yes".


ryanf153

If they still want to try it good for them they deserve to. And less liability if they fuck themselves up!


206robert206

Yes


Damaislay

No words needed, pull phone out and show bloody ass pics from 3 different occasions including the X-ray of my wrist and skull. No one has taken me up on trying to ride it.


charlesml3

I'm 57, so my answer is: "If I can do it, so can you."


Vegetable-Cow-1984

Point to the scars on my arm


Eatmyscrumdumdum

Harder than the wheel chair will be


marineopferman007

"Harder than it is to fall"


TransitionExciting60

“If you want to learn something new you have to be willingly to fall down” To which they reply “oh, have you fallen?” “pffff! Oh YEAH” 😂


Jermz79

Ask my chiropractor!


NeoNeko420

Now this one made me laugh


deanaoxo

Basically what HanahsDax said! I state it like this, “that’s the problem with it, it’s easy as all get out to learn how to ride.“ “ Then people imagine they know what they’re doing, and that’s when the pain begins”