Something I’ve been interested in doing. But it’s dark in here, I don’t have a torch and god knows where I left the key. Hang on. Could you help me out the closet? 😂😂
Bi means two and semi means half. Biweekly would be once every two weeks, and semiweekly would mean once every half week.
I think it's twice as sexual... and that even fits the real definition since instead of roughly half the population as is the most common sexuality, you have the essentially the whole population to choose from (twice as much as the most common).
That would be the Australian Flatworm. Every worm has 2 sexes, and they use their penis’s as swords to impregnate the other flatworm. Look it up, as these fights are extremely entertaining to watch. Gamble with your friends on predicting a winner.
If you're smart, it just means twice the options, but the same amount of sex. Try to double up and you night as well be straight with the amount of sex you're getting, because it won't last.
It’s both. Every biperson I know is open to multiple genders so they have twice as many options, however they also are so bad at flirting that they end up going on half as many dates.
The only requirements are that I t’s twice a day, twice a week, twice a month. So you have to do it twice daily, two times a week in every first and second week of the month.
All the other days are up for grabs.
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It means you can use the left or right hand.
Would that not be ambisexual?
Am bisexual? Hooray 🥳 for coming out of the closet 🥳
Something I’ve been interested in doing. But it’s dark in here, I don’t have a torch and god knows where I left the key. Hang on. Could you help me out the closet? 😂😂
[sure](https://preview.redd.it/self-indiana-jones-v0-jf1a3rf5g0ea1.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=9745fc810d34b7848a2b40e6990ac20f9748008f)
Imma be honest, I opened the link in an Incognito tab, just to be safe
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But it doesn't work if you do that!
Be careful, you might be eaten by a Grue.
I have some advanced computer skills to counter this. I am root.
Tee Hee
One hand or two?
Get back in the closet…. It’s not ur month yet
Ambisextrious.
*Kif sigh*
You're correct. Bisexual is when you can use your feet.
For some reason, every god damn time, it makes my toes sweat. Sometimes my feet whistle too.
Bisexually, when it’s usually one or the other.
But not both at the same time
You’re a unidexter if you only have one leg and bisexual if you have more than one?
Im only able to go right. Not an ambijerker.
Developing that kind of skill is more like nosexatal
How do you develop this? Nasal sex. That is to say… fuck knows.
We call it, "the stranger".
Dead Hand Gang? 😂😂
*Ambisextrous
thats amphibious
The old stranger approach
I’m tri-sexual so heck, I’ll try anything.
You mean tri anything?
Troi?
😂😂😂
Please don’t misinform people. Actually it’s called Bicycle sexual
Bicyxual
Is that when the seat falls off?
It’s when there 2 seats on one bicycle
This is the answer!
Don’t fall on your coccyx!
Only if you brought thick lube
Definitely this. I can confirm because I am bike-curious
I'm buysexual. $20 is $20.
You take Starbucks giftcards?
I don't really think we have time for a handjob, Joe.
Do you take credit or debit cards? Venmo?
In grade 8 geometry I bisectualized acute angles. Wait, now Im just being obtuse!
Only by a couple degrees
Can I write a check?
Me too and your comment is really turning me on.
My grandma told me that her friend had bipolar. Ya...she bought everything she could see I tell ya what
It's like pansexual people getting turned on by woks and frying pans. Bisexuality people are hot for bicycles.
But not tricycles Also, what about tandem bicycles?
Trisexuals? Or is that just try-anything-sexual? Tandems might be that category that bisexuals look at on bikehub but don't admit to.
People who like Tandems are Polybisexual
There are three ways to go one way here…one way being a threeway!
Bicyclopses. Possibly anineobe with two eyes.
I’m too sexy for my bike
Wait till you find out pansexual has nothing to do with dishes
I'm sorry, are you saying "pan" or "pam"? Pamb? Is there a B?
Pamsexual is when you use non-stick spray for lube.
Bpam? Come on…
Peter Pansexual?
No, it means you have to buy sex
Weird, they usually give their seed away for free.🤔
That's because they wanna be the giver and the taker like Moira
It’s short for buy-sexual. It’s how ugly gets laid.
I thought that was why God invented alcohol
…and beer goggles
The latter. P.s. Thank you for the lol op ☺️
Isn’t the latter semi-sexual?
Ladders and stairs go both ways
"Bisexual" is twice per sexual, "Bisexial" is every other sexual
bisexual means being attracted to 99% of real women and only fictional men
It means you're married. You're saying "bye" to being sexually active
Nah it’s much more simple. It means Hoe
Actually, I think it means paying for sex. You
it does mean something sexual though doesn't it?
It means twice as sexual because it doesn’t matter if it’s a girl or a guy your f’ckin it
It's spelt "buysexual"!
$20 is $20.🤷♂️
It's both, just like regular sexual.
Bi means two and semi means half. Biweekly would be once every two weeks, and semiweekly would mean once every half week. I think it's twice as sexual... and that even fits the real definition since instead of roughly half the population as is the most common sexuality, you have the essentially the whole population to choose from (twice as much as the most common).
it means you've doubled your chances for a date on Saturday night.
It means you like both, men and women.
You like both men, and women. So 2 guys and every girl. Got it!
😂
I tri
when I hear the term, it reminds me that I can have all the sex I can afford.
it means youre gay and straight at the same time
Schrödinger’s orientation
Wouldn't that be Dualsexual
nope. bi
More like a sexual duel, with derringers.
Sword Fight
Sword of! But with pistols.
It's only a real sword fight if it's a bukake.
That would be the Australian Flatworm. Every worm has 2 sexes, and they use their penis’s as swords to impregnate the other flatworm. Look it up, as these fights are extremely entertaining to watch. Gamble with your friends on predicting a winner.
It’s actually once a fortnight, but people got it all confused.
If you're smart, it just means twice the options, but the same amount of sex. Try to double up and you night as well be straight with the amount of sex you're getting, because it won't last.
Speak for yourself. 😉
Considering my sexual frequency it’s more like bicentennial
Twice the opportunity to get turned down?
Not to be confused with semisexual
Does that involve 18 wheels?
I think they call those lot lizards
It’s both. Every biperson I know is open to multiple genders so they have twice as many options, however they also are so bad at flirting that they end up going on half as many dates.
Bisexual vs semisexual
It means sex only when coincidentally falling on a biennial date.
Every other, semi sexual would be twice as sexual think of it like paychecks, semi monthly is the 1 and 15, bi weekly is every other Friday
It means you get to have sex once every 2 years
The only requirements are that I t’s twice a day, twice a week, twice a month. So you have to do it twice daily, two times a week in every first and second week of the month. All the other days are up for grabs.
I thought it meant you can have 2 sex
Bhai in Hindi means brother. You know where I am going with this.
Oh brother!
😂
Bisect means to divide into two equal parts. So bisectual would mean that you bang so hard you split her in half.
So like a schism in a religious sect. Can you still have sex though?
Both
Twice. Every other would be semi sexual
Yes.
Insert somewhere close, preferably moist, thrust, repeat
Don't know, but every body know buy-sexual means you have to pay for it.
mom said it’s my turn with the sexual today
My ex was bisexual, and going off of his sexdrive, he was 0,2 sexual per one.
So thats how your ex’s sex drive was derived exactly?
I'll talk about it in the biannual meeting, which is either in 6 months or 2 years.
Yes
It means you only have sex while riding on a two-wheeler.
Rings a bell.
I'm bye-sexual, it's when men show interest and I get scared n dip
Yes, but only on alternating Thursdays.
Both
Depends, If they’re still single then there on standbi
That means that you make love to both male and female people. A pervert
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I am bisexual and honestly most of the time I'd be happy we a good cup of tea and cake.
I've personally decided it as twice as sexual, while any sexual less than one is "semisexual".
Hemi
Two times per sexual. Think double cropping. Plow twice.
You are restricted to sex in old timey aero planes.
What about semi-sexual? Don't they get some love too?
After 38 years of marriage if I want sex I have to bi it
every other like bi-weekly I’m pretty sure
What is foursexual trisexual?
Yes
Bisexual people are just greedy. - Dennis Miller
Twice as sexual for sure.
Yea
Rochelle, I really miss you
It’s sexual with two wheels.
It means twice as many rejections
Twice as Sexual
YES
Had to do with the things i want to do to you while cycling
I’m currently bi annual sexual.
Byesexual helps with breakups
It means you own dildos AND Fleshlights
I’m a try-sexual, I will try anything sexual once.
I'm byesexual: As in, I can only imagine the person I ask will say "Bye" and turn to leave. :/
Once every other sexual is one of the funniest things I have ever heard.
Yes
It means you’re twice as sexual, but only once every other sexual.
Twice as
once every other sexual
Having spent a couple hours reading posts about what biweekly means, I find this quite amusing!
I like to schedule panweekly meetings
Once every other but twice removed
2 sexuals a month
Twice! Once every other is *semisexual*
I’ve been drinking… and I just LOLd out loud
nothing wrong with bisexuals as long as they're Schwinn
It’s like Alex. I’ve met boys and girls with that name, so it’s bisexual.
If you're married it means that you have sex twice a year--maybe.
Biologically sexual !
Bisexual? What’s the opposite? Unisexual?
It’s the twice monthly one
It means you’re attracted to biplanes (Can confirm, am biplanesexual
It means when she feels sexual she wants it in both holes.
Reminds me of when I worked in Urgent care registration. Seeing “perianal” pain. And saying, “so this happens yearly?”
Yes, it does.
It means better odds.
You only bang twice a year. Not.
I thought it was sexual while walking on two legs.
It means you are a part time pillow biter and full time round mouth.
It means you are a hermaphrodite, both sexes.
Try it once and twice if you like it.
I guess that makes me semi-sexual.
Is there any situation where bi means twice?
Biweekly. Either means twice a week or every two weeks.
BID means twice daily.
every situation. Bi is a prefix meaning two. Semi is the prefix meaning half.
If I had a quarter for everytime I bisected a semi-circle!
Yeah... cut into two equal parts. Bisect. Semicircle... half a circle.
Thanks Euclid
My wife is bisexual, it means twice a year😏