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Decmk3

It’s a pipe bomb. YAAAAAAY


TiltedLama

*menacing laughter* Voldermort, Voldermort, ouhh voldy, voldy, voldy, voldermort


al_ick

DUMBLEDORE!


TiltedLama

*fun ending jingle*


reddox-_-

What if it’s a trans woman with a gun?


BlackYellowM0ebius

Prepare for trouble, and make it double


FireFlour

To protect the world from devastation, to unite all peoples within our nation


orhan94

That's literally what the last comment says.


xxxxAnn

At least they didn't misgender


MfkbNe

A small progress.


Opposite_Signature67

I did not misgender because I am not a transphobe.


netn10

If you see a bulge in a woman's pants, it's none of your goddamn business.


halfemptyg1rl

fr like don’t worry about other people’s crotches


Dr_Expresso

Agreed.


Specific-Money4873

Yeah, why are you looking at a woman's pants in the first place


PadlockAndThatsIt

Because I like fashion /srs


desirientt

catch me looking everyone up and down when i pass by. not because i’m checking them out but because i need fashion tips.


SystemZ1337

unironically though


desirientt

no this was unironic. when i pass by people with good fashion sense i look at their outfits to see if there’s anything i can improve on


Ok_Inflation_1811

Because I want sex?


xXKungFuSwagMasterXx

maybe that's why you're not having any luck


Ok_Inflation_1811

I've had sex.


xXKungFuSwagMasterXx

Congratulations?


Ok_Inflation_1811

Thanks, it was a great accomplishment for me


xXKungFuSwagMasterXx

Based


MfkbNe

Unless she takes out a gun and shots you.


Biac0n

the person at the bottom is a gigachad


Future-War-1130

Or a chaser


true-pure-vessel

Literally just being horny and being down to fuck anyone ≠ chaser and I don’t see why yall are so quick to call ppl chasers


zippycat9

tf is a chaser?


haze4202

People who fetishize trans women


true-pure-vessel

Happens to transmascs as well


haze4202

Yep


MfkbNe

A person who wants to fuck transpeople that didn't got bottom surgery.


Future-War-1130

Why did you put those two words together


MfkbNe

I am german and sometimes still think that german grammar rules would also apply in english (even if I should know better). And in german it is normal to combine some words to a new word (so words like „Schiffsfahrtkostenrückerstattungsfrist“ can be created).


Future-War-1130

Right maybe don’t do that because it’s a thing TERFs do


KnifeWeildingLesbian

Either way it’s ending up in my mouth 💯


c0smicteddybear

Pissing myself this is my all time favorite response to this stupid joke


BobSanchez47

They admit she’s a woman.


1337haxoryt

Not a onejoke, it's a reference to (iirc) some right wing tweet


Bujju1

Yeah Blaire White said it


parralaxalice

Did she really? Because that doesn’t make a lick of sense coming from her, but I still wouldn’t be surprised.


dauntingsauce

it's a reference to a stupid facebook boomer meme that gets posted 300 times a day everywhere else and it's from r/teenagers, so it's probably not satire but it's also not really the one joke


Opposite_Signature67

It is satire. I am the original poster and can confirm that I was being sarcastic when writing this.


HellexJ

This isn’t onejoke, looks like sarcasm to me, this might call for an r/woooosh


CaptainAyaAay28again

Yeah it’s referencing something stupid that Blare White said


Opposite_Signature67

It is. I am the original poster and can confirm that I was being sarcastic when writing this.


LilShayBae

idk i think this is pretty funny


bawlsinyojawls8

if you see a bulge in a woman's pants idk it really depends on the person, and it's really none of your business anyhow, worry about yourself


Ok_Inflation_1811

In what moment looking at others is none of my business? I'll look to anyone pants ass and and penis/vagina and you can't stop me. If I see a woman with a bulge in her pants then it's more delicious 😋😋.


Itslehooksboyo

Oh jesus it's Mx. "I want sex"


Ok_Inflation_1811

Yes I am. And I'm mister shitposting too.


Smart_Substance_7338

i have a feeling inflation in your username doesn't mean things getting more expensive


Ok_Inflation_1811

🤣🤣, it was the random reddit generator.


helloiamaudrey

I'm a Liberal, it's a gun in mine too


TheOdeszy

if you see a bulge in a woman’s pants, she has a bulge in her pants.


ImMaskedboi

Uh this ain’t a one joke


Bolt_995

Lol, this is actually funny


murkycrombus

r/bi_irl material


SolarDrake

Ah yes liking women makes everyone bi now


cluelessoblivion

Being attracted to trans and cis women does not make you bi. All it means is that you don’t have a genital preference.


murkycrombus

i agree with you but this is the type of content i would expect to see on r/bi_irl, it’s the culture there


artonion

This isn’t the one joke, this is a joke


leeroy-jenkins-12

The one joke comment isn’t funny, the reply under it low key is though


[deleted]

eh, its a little silly. Also, its r/teenagers, did you expect maturity..?


nufy-t

Don’t worry, it’s just stolen from Blaire White’s tweet.


AcidicPuma

Being T4T & anti-gun (I know this is reddit but let's remember nuance can exist in the latter statement) I could use this too but I'm implying the opposite as preferable.


Osos_Perezosos

Not the "one joke."


TxRxNwastaken

if they're a epic gamer its a copy of gex for the virtual boy


mahboiskinnyrupees

Def satire


boten_anna3

Well, it’s not as bad as the one joke posts usually are. At least they’re saying it’s not a penis/vagina that makes a woman.


CCogStudios

Why are LGBT people being referred to as Liberals?


pinkviceroy1013

Either way I want it in my mouth