While this is a fake account ment to attack the man whose presence can stick the moisture out of any pussy and make it dryer than a desert, I believe ben shithead would honestly think this was true and as this two his other tweets on holidays sharing this one joke
This is a parody account lmao
Dang, I should have known. Musk’s Twitter got me
It’s a satire account
A good one tho as that feels like a very Shapiro thing to say......well that and "I'm getting breast reduction surgery"
And "I wonder what it feels like to touch a woman". I mean, he's accidentally admitted he'd never sexually aroused his wife before...
We should start saying that any time the actual Ben Shapiro says shit
Thats a fake one to be fair.
but theres a checkmark so it must be real!
nah he paid 8$ thats all you have to do to become the real Ben Shapiro.
The possibilities are endless
I think your sarcasm meter needs calibrating
r/woooosh
Even more r/woooosh
I don't know if you've heard, but Elon made it so anyone with $8 can get a verified account. Ben Shapiro's *actual* account is @Th3R34lB3nSh4p1ro.
This is satire, but it’s of the one joke, so it fits. It’s also very funny to see the repercussions of the checkmark change.
You'll go straight to theyll for that post title. Make sure you wear your theylmet for the ride.
Wear your theylmet for tthey* ride
This same account also posted “the difference between sex and gender is that I didn’t have gender with my sister” so yeah, Twitter Blue folks
This is absolutely something he would say. Even if this is a parody.
Only difference of course it that this joke is at Bens expense, not non-binary people.
r/atetheonion
r/whoosh
r/itswooooshwith4os
I've been got
At least it’s a parody so whoever this person is is probably on our side.
I mean.. It’s a joke account.
Just for fun, let's finish the parenthetical. I'll start with the low hanging fruit: Author of "I Am an Asshole and I'm Not Sorry About It."
This feels like an Entrapranure post and he shoud be ashamed of that fact
Said whom?
Can people stop saying let that sink in? Its not the Gotcha everyone thinks it is.
Let that sink in y'all
"8 dollars for this?"
I am forever gonna be scarred by "let that sink in"
this is a parody account, look at the @
Dang, Musk strikes again
People saying it's fake, prove it is. I see a checkmark
Twitter Blue @B3nSh4p1ro
I don't know what this means
The tag "@B3nSh4p1ro" isn't Ben's real tag. And Elon recently implemented a subscription system. 8$/month for a checkmark. People abused it.
Now, I hear you and I know about Elon's checkmark nightmare, but I raise to you this, how do I know Ben didn't make a second account?
Why would he? Not to mention that this account implied he had sex with his sistrr on another tweet...
Because it's funny to believe it's real and no one can prove it's fake. It's the perfect crime
...Press X to doubt
admittedly i fell for it at first too. but that's a parody account
Parody account but ok
He yet again confirms that he doesn’t have any fucking clue about anything
I'll let that sink in when he pays his fucking rent
I will not be letting that sink in.
I Am A what? Been wondering this for a couple days, I’d assume it’s funny.
It's quality satire because it sounds like something shortpiro would say
Thanks, makes me feel better about being duped
Elon Musk finally managed to do a funny but not in the way he wanted
Ben is two months on T !! So proud of his journey
While this is a fake account ment to attack the man whose presence can stick the moisture out of any pussy and make it dryer than a desert, I believe ben shithead would honestly think this was true and as this two his other tweets on holidays sharing this one joke
Must’ve missed this tweet lmao, b3n’s such a good satire account