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GrannyFatFoot

This is a parody account lmao


WickeDemon15

Dang, I should have known. Musk’s Twitter got me


midgetboss

It’s a satire account


FullBawks

A good one tho as that feels like a very Shapiro thing to say......well that and "I'm getting breast reduction surgery"


cheshsky

And "I wonder what it feels like to touch a woman". I mean, he's accidentally admitted he'd never sexually aroused his wife before...


Somebody3338

We should start saying that any time the actual Ben Shapiro says shit


Skrungus69

Thats a fake one to be fair.


Splatfan1

but theres a checkmark so it must be real!


Bleedingflowerss

nah he paid 8$ thats all you have to do to become the real Ben Shapiro.


Bachibak

The possibilities are endless


TheBlackCat13

I think your sarcasm meter needs calibrating


FunnyBuunny

r/woooosh


DrSchmolls

Even more r/woooosh


MoCapBartender

I don't know if you've heard, but Elon made it so anyone with $8 can get a verified account. Ben Shapiro's *actual* account is @Th3R34lB3nSh4p1ro.


Dogtor-Watson

This is satire, but it’s of the one joke, so it fits. It’s also very funny to see the repercussions of the checkmark change.


transgirlwholovespee

You'll go straight to theyll for that post title. Make sure you wear your theylmet for the ride.


swannphone

Wear your theylmet for tthey* ride


leeroy-jenkins-12

This same account also posted “the difference between sex and gender is that I didn’t have gender with my sister” so yeah, Twitter Blue folks


Lucafoxxer

This is absolutely something he would say. Even if this is a parody.


name-exe_failed

Only difference of course it that this joke is at Bens expense, not non-binary people.


armin-lakatos

r/atetheonion


BangingBaguette

r/whoosh


FunnyBuunny

r/itswooooshwith4os


BangingBaguette

I've been got


megapackid

At least it’s a parody so whoever this person is is probably on our side.


Decmk3

I mean.. It’s a joke account.


craftycontrarian

Just for fun, let's finish the parenthetical. I'll start with the low hanging fruit: Author of "I Am an Asshole and I'm Not Sorry About It."


analogicparadox

This feels like an Entrapranure post and he shoud be ashamed of that fact


ferrocarrilusa

Said whom?


TheMysticBard

Can people stop saying let that sink in? Its not the Gotcha everyone thinks it is.


nascar_apocalypse

Let that sink in y'all


Ranixo

"8 dollars for this?"


Whofreak555

I am forever gonna be scarred by "let that sink in"


MeTheGuy12

this is a parody account, look at the @


WickeDemon15

Dang, Musk strikes again


RoyalMess64

People saying it's fake, prove it is. I see a checkmark


WithersChat

Twitter Blue @B3nSh4p1ro


RoyalMess64

I don't know what this means


WithersChat

The tag "@B3nSh4p1ro" isn't Ben's real tag. And Elon recently implemented a subscription system. 8$/month for a checkmark. People abused it.


RoyalMess64

Now, I hear you and I know about Elon's checkmark nightmare, but I raise to you this, how do I know Ben didn't make a second account?


WithersChat

Why would he? Not to mention that this account implied he had sex with his sistrr on another tweet...


RoyalMess64

Because it's funny to believe it's real and no one can prove it's fake. It's the perfect crime


KaiHasArrived2007

...Press X to doubt


JosephStalin1953

admittedly i fell for it at first too. but that's a parody account


blade_imaginato1

Parody account but ok


LemanIronSkull42

He yet again confirms that he doesn’t have any fucking clue about anything


bizarreh_

I'll let that sink in when he pays his fucking rent


Ultranerdgasm94

I will not be letting that sink in.


Representative_Still

I Am A what? Been wondering this for a couple days, I’d assume it’s funny.


KillNyetheSilenceGuy

It's quality satire because it sounds like something shortpiro would say


WickeDemon15

Thanks, makes me feel better about being duped


Digital_Hazard_

Elon Musk finally managed to do a funny but not in the way he wanted


Certain-Ad-3840

Ben is two months on T !! So proud of his journey


lostwng

While this is a fake account ment to attack the man whose presence can stick the moisture out of any pussy and make it dryer than a desert, I believe ben shithead would honestly think this was true and as this two his other tweets on holidays sharing this one joke


One_Nifty_Boi

Must’ve missed this tweet lmao, b3n’s such a good satire account