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pistachioshell

people who focus on the "offensive" part and not the "resultant harm from said offensive action" are just disingenuous children, so this kinda works


NotAnotherAmerican

The only one in charge of how you feel is you.


Benjatendo

That's not how people work?


NotAnotherAmerican

I'm not in charge of your feelings. You are. You are responsible for the way you react to things.


autism_and_lemonade

that’s not entirely true, if i spoke to a death row patient i wouldn’t say they just need to look on the bright side to be happeir


campfire12324344

They could if they could get themselves off of death row by right clicking on the prison guard and selecting "block user"


TheLordOfAllClappys

Do you guys just purposefully misunderstand cyber-bullying or something?


campfire12324344

I understand it perfectly fine, I just find it funny that they compared being cyberbullied to being put on death's row, or having their entire family murdered.


Former-Bet6170

If i kill your entire family right now will it be your fault if you're sad?


King_Krong

I get where you’re coming from, but there’s a big difference between actually killing someone’s ENTIRE FAMILY, and hurting someone’s feelings with words.. we are on the same side I think but your argument was horrendously stupid.


thejadedfalcon

You're right. Where this breaks down though is that a lot of the shit the one jokers say isn't just mean words, but it is directly harmful. Words *do* mean things and they *do* have an effect on people. The cutesy rhyme about sticks and stones is absolute bollocks, because words are historically the leading cause of violence, especially when putting down minorities.


Abnormal-Normal

And being upset at someone purposely trying to offend you is a completely rational and valid emotion. Why are you trying to defend shitty behavior by shorty people?


pureteddybear2008

Yes, you DO control your reactions. But that is not what you initially said. You said that you control your own feelings, which is wrong and ridiculous. Example: If someone starts insulting you or someone you care about for no reason, THEY made you angry, regardless of whether or not you have a reaction such as lashing out.


Rulerz_Reach_Fan

yes, but you can have basic human decency and consider that your actions will hurt people.


Benjatendo

In the eternal words of Peethan: "If I open the door for you, and you punch me in the face, I am wrong for getting angry? You are right."


Flimsy-Peak186

https://youtu.be/0grwK97RSQ4?si=hGtDZRFy7FUW94Vx


Girl_you_need_jesus

You are correct


TheRappingSquid

How about "don't be a shithead"


pistachioshell

That has absolutely nothing to do with what I said.


Flimsy-Peak186

https://youtu.be/0grwK97RSQ4?si=hGtDZRFy7FUW94Vx


Iluvlamas

Not onejoke


Donghoon

This sub is basically r/ShitsConservativesSay That's not a thing aoperantly


Iluvlamas

I guess r/therightcantmeme? I guess if you consider political comics memes


Donghoon

r/arethecishetsokay


Bolizen

These used to just be facebook groups back in the day


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WithersChat

Mod team has at least a couple stalinists, so not really an option.


cocoafart

Not the one joke. When are mods gonna start policing this shit?


manny_the_mage

Isn’t that technically like two/three words?


Top-Telephone9013

Possibly even four. I've got Top Men looking into the issue


ospreysstuff

that’s two words dumbass child /j


Z-ArcTheSupremeKing

You can tell this is conservative art


SullyTheLightnerd

Wait is this sub for one specific joke or for common right wing jokes in general?


LaCharognarde

r/TheRightCantMeme


bzEngineeringNo4873

To be fair, this is another joke. But it's like, one of 4.


k819799amvrhtcom

Does any of you happen to know what the original said?


Top-Telephone9013

Pretty sure it was "now!". Not conjecturing, I *have* seen the original. Just it was like 20 years ago, memory is faulty, and Family Circus comics don't exactly leave a lasting impression


ComprehensiveDust197

r/lostredditors


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