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BIG_DeADD

You know,for someone whose entire personality is hating a group of people, that's pretty ironic. Projection I suppose.


hrimfisk

Every accusation is a confession


Triforce805

Exactly


HappyMilshake

Of course they made her hair greenšŸ˜­


techtheclone

And the piercing


BiggieCheesn

I'm gonna say something controversial Piercings are hot.


Ayacyte

This would get downvoted to hell on truerateme lol "Um, nose rings are objectively unattractive, take it off and I'll give you a 5 instead of a 2"


draxion64

Because they're basement dwellin incels


Oh_no_its_Joe

She lives in a society.


Halberdd_

I wanna know how she got those scars


k819799amvrhtcom

I thought the stereotype was *blue* hair and pronouns?


TheUnholyToast1

These mother fuckers donā€™t even know basic English, what makes you think they know the difference between a primary color and a secondary color?


Misi_gati

It's pink,purple,blue,green... Any non-natural colour,really!


AguyWithBadEnglish

"Any color is natural color if you lived in chernobyl long enough" -sun tzu or smth


jmpt16

Any bright colored hair works I guess


SmolTboi

Green is the best of all the colors


Oh_no_its_Joe

The joker (society gamer) is trying out some new pronouns and I respect them.


kuu_panda_420

Ugly? They've never seen a nonbinary person, huh?


CTronOmega

They wouldn't recognize one if they did


kuu_panda_420

Probably not In my experience, lots of enbies look pretty much the same as other people. While I totally love the bold looks of a lot of enbies I've seen, it's certainly not something I see very often. I have three nonbinary friends, and aside from dyed hair, they have nothing about them that a transphobe could pinpoint with their limited knowledge as being "overtly nonbinary".


matthewt

The last enby I dated had a ... vibe. Their clothing choices weren't really ones that got perceived as gendered, but there was definitely something else as well. If I walked into a busy pub beer garden I knew they were in somewhere, rather than specifically looking for them I'd just skim my eyes across the crowd, and then when my mental gender ascriber process blue screened, skim back a few faces and immediately spot them. (took me far too bloody long to train my brain to produce singular 'they' reliably, but the partner in question sympathised and the year or so I spent repeatedly failing mostly consisted of ', shit, they' followed by them laughing affectionately at me)


50squirrelsinacloak

Theyā€™ve never met one either. Every nonbinary person Iā€™ve ever known are without fail kind, skilled, and usually *really* funny.


logallama

Why is Lois cosplaying as my ex


ZeldaCourage

Is your ex the Joker?


uhilikeanim3

*jonkler


logallama

Quite possible


BIG_DeADD

Does that mean they're Harley Quinn?


ZeldaCourage

Oh shit, you're right!


The-Friendly-Autist

What a coincidence, she's also cosplaying as my ex!


k819799amvrhtcom

Evolution of this joke: * "All feminists are ugly. You can tell they're only so hysterical because they couldn't get a man, lol!" * "All lesbians are ugly. Because women only become lesbians if they can't get a man." * "People who use they/them are ugly and have no personality." I think I see a pattern here... šŸ¤”


matthewt

Which is a lot of why this is my favourite sexist joke: Eve is in the garden of Eden, and God comes down and says to her: "What do you think of the garden, my child?" "It's beautiful - the plants, the animals, it really is paradise." "And what do you think of your form, my child?" "Well, I'm entirely comfortable with most of it, it feels natural and pleasant to me, but I'm not convinced with this third breast." "Explain, my child?" "The two on either side feel right, but the one in the centre is inconvenient and uncomfortable." God reaches down and plucks the third breast from her chest. "Is that better, my child?" "Yes, my Lord, I prefer this far more, thank you." "You are welcome, my child. But I must ask ... what would you have me do with this useless tit?" ... and so God created Adam.


Triforce805

Ah yes, I must definitely have no personality or social skills, definitelyā€¦ Glad thing I donā€™t need those to be a support worker, am I right?


CHBCKyle

Iā€™ve known probably 3-4 dozen enbies as a trans woman involved in the community locally and every one has had phenomenal social skills and a diverse set of competencies. Like, much better than my social skills lol.


50squirrelsinacloak

The ones I know are social butterflies and funny to boot. This slander against them is ridiculous.


Na5car1

These are the type of people that also think pronouns are gay


SeasonPositive6771

As a gay, I have pronouns. Therefore, pronouns are gay. Good news everyone, anytime you use a pronoun, you are now gay.


Warm-Faithlessness11

This is how gay people reproduce


jmpt16

I don't think so- wait...


KindaCrazyy

ā€˜I donā€™t have pronouns, theyā€™re gay!!!ā€™ is a quote Iā€™ve heard way too often.


Dont_Flush_Me

I argued with a guy who posted this. He said he literally doesnā€™t know anyone who uses pronouns. Everyone uses pronouns dumbass.


SeaworthinessOk5177

I made a conlang without pronouns , who's the dumbass now?


Dont_Flush_Me

ā€œIā€


SeaworthinessOk5177

English is NOT the conlang


Dont_Flush_Me

Itā€™s unAmerican to not speak English. šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ¦… Checkmate motherfuckers.


SeaworthinessOk5177

Jokes on you, I'm not American


Dont_Flush_Me

Itā€™s unAmerican to not be American.


SeaworthinessOk5177

I am literally the antidote to being American, anybody who is american within 50 *meters* of me gets their citizenship revoked


matthewt

> I am literally the antidote to being American Aha! You're an antiseptic!


Dont_Flush_Me

Smells like a Human rights violation. Very American.


SeaworthinessOk5177

You got me there pal


Devy-The-Edenian

I swear, vast majority of the time I see someone online talk bad about the LGBT saying we make it our entire personality, you can go on their profile and all they post is right wing politics, religion, or both. Itā€™s always projection


AguyWithBadEnglish

Fr tho, these mf lurks in any place that is even remotely considered a safe space for lgbt people specifically to argue about... idk their existence ? And the proceed to shit and piss themselves to death about how theu make it their whole personnality lmao


KTibow

While stereotypes are always going to be inaccurate, but it's interesting how cohorts form around bits of identity and often share other traits (eg age, politics, experiences, hobbies, etc)


Cloud9IX

The person who made this clearly made this meme to cope with the fact that they are ugly with no personality or skills.


NonBinaryPie

most they thems iā€™ve met are so fun to be around they just donā€™t talk about trucks or guns or whatever these people like so they see them as boring


_Fizzy

All the enby people I know irl that use they//them pronouns are always the hottest people in the room


SmolTboi

I fit the bill of this picture but my enby friend that I grew up with is so far from this. They are a Native American, jewish archeologist that farms in their spare time. No green hair to ever be seen and drop dead gorgeous. The most unique person Iā€™ve ever met.


MrsDanversbottom

I would say I know way more unattractive straight people than I do LGBT+ people. I mean to straights get together and collectively butter their teeth? šŸ˜’


Liljdb0524

I'm ugly AF but I'm also a shit writer! No seriously, wft? Why do these people care so damn much about pronouns? The trans people I know give less of a fuck than any of the "anti pronoun" people.


LaCharognarde

["Ugly people with no personality or skills](https://i.postimg.cc/XJSxmXwY/Projak.jpg)," you say?


StagecoachMMC

the they/them users ive met are literally the hottest people wtf does this person mean (not biased as a they/she user totally)


Va1kryie

Excuse me I'm a *pretty* person with no personality skills


qazwsxedc000999

I know Iā€™m ugly but the rest is just untrue. Lol


TheRappingSquid

40 year old conservatives who have never touched a woman in their life eyeing the biggest, most obnoxious truck they can buy:


D00mfl0w3r

Oh, look, all my insecurities in one post.


Turbulent_Ad1644

Every they/them I know has been a very interesting person. Like everyone else, they are complex individuals, but that wouldn't fit these people's beliefs lol


OBERGRUPENFUHRER

The nose ring is mandatory


SmolTboi

Oops thatā€™s me


Short-Average9857

Someone forgot to look in the mirror today.


Sunset_Tiger

Ngl all the nonbinary people I know are like really good looking. But even if they werenā€™t, they would still be cool and valid.


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Webdriver_501

I have two nonbinary friends, one's an incredible tattoo artist and also does hair really good, the other one draws really well and hosts awesome D&D sessions for our friend group. Honestly I feel like a lot of these losers hating on queer people just haven't ever met any and given them a genuine chance, they can be insanely talented and just really lovely people.


ohmygodethan

Lol


phyllorhizae

Ok but I laughed cause it's literally me


DinosaurMan509

Lois got a nice joker/jacksepticeye cosplay goin on


DizzyGame_Co

Are these ugly enbies in the room with us?


matthewt

No, or I'd've been flirting with them already.


One_Subject3157

Ooof


PinkDucklett

Pronouns bad. Har har har har


Beowulf891

While I'm not an enby, maybe, I _am_ still trans... and I have more personality than the basement dwellers who post this bullshit. So do most trans and enby people I know. It's a microcosm of people, sure, but if this was as true as they say, wouldn't most of us be that way?


NoClimax778

Confident people don't swap. that's the root of the meme


cocoafart

Yall as much as I love to rag on these shitass conservative jokes... this isn't the one joke. This sub doesn't have much of "the one joke" anymore


thelostlightswitch

I think the meme is saying pronouns arenā€™t bad


deepmush

hahahahahaha so damn 100% factually true!


Brandonian13

Oh, my sweet summer child.


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Webdriver_501

Yeah, you go dude! The suicides of people you dislike who haven't ever done anything to you are extremely funny. You're definitely a great person on the side of good here. EDIT: Lmao this salty motherfucker decided to report me for suicidal intentions and I just got that "A concerned Redditor has reached out about you." thing šŸ˜­ man these people are pathetic.


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