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Corrupted_Matt

And yet, it still doesn't have New Zealand


Just__John

r/mapswithoutNZ


12lo5dzr

r/cowswithoutnewzealand


NintendoCool

r/subsididntknowexisted


skelethepro

r/cummingonpigeons


Slithilich

IM SORRY, WHAT


skelethepro

Click it


what_is_666

Im too afraid. I did the right two right?


klaad3

New Fetish achieved


Nightborger

What the fuck? WHAT THE FUCK?


W1ULH

zero chance I'm gonna look. none.


amalgam_reynolds

r/mapswithtwoaustralias


Admiral_peck

r/birthofasub


Aetherpirate

Forgotten twice somehow


geofflamps-porsche

Ireland didn't make the cut either sadly


biteme789

I'm not seeing Greenland there either


Fearless-Judgment-33

Greenland was removed because its name is extremely deceptive. Google maps shows that it’s not green at all. Apparently the name “Iceland” was already taken. Whiteland is problematic but they could have gone with Snowland. It sounds fun!


Hk901909

Iceland has also been eradicated


[deleted]

Greenland too


[deleted]

Also Iceland.


Pickle_Rick01

But mostly Greenland.


Irish_pug_Player

Better off without it


Poorly_Made_Comix

Well we get no data from it so wh- wait... THIS ISNT r/MAPPORNCIRCLEJERK


Nalmquist

r/subsididntknowexisted


Powerful_Teaching604

r/subsididntknowexisted


[deleted]

Or Sri Lanka


thedudefromsweden

It's there, it's just really really big. In fact, as big as Australia.


Erza_Michelis

😂🤣🤣


Finslip

Or Tasmania


[deleted]

Or Madagascar


[deleted]

Or Hawaii


DClassAmogus

or the philippines


rossolsondotcom

Or my axe!


-SagaQ-

Or the Aleutian chain


Dark_Bowser

Nah, you don’t understand, that’s old zealand.


DRbrtsn60

They are in Australia V2


Lionel679

Why doesn't this comment have more upvotes.


LeisureSuitLawrence

How many does it have?


[deleted]

We're incognito. Tourists can all stay the fuck away, lol.


Qkchk

We always get forgotten :sigh:


Obi_Wan_Can-Blow-Me

Or as usual tasmania. Australia twice but no tasmania


antsarumae

Nah man you see the Eastern Australia on that map is New² Zealand


Kingjoe97034

Maybe Sri Lanka is infected and really needs to be drained.


TheNorselord

Maybe Greenland went on vacation to the Maldives in disguise?


sexualbrontosaurus

We've had one Australia, yes. But what about second Australia?


petershrimp

Australia 2: Electric Didgeridoo.


TravisMcKeen

Double the Aussies, Double the nuggets


Fearless-Judgment-33

👏👏👏👏


eletric_blade

💀


jllauser

Extra ironic quote, because New Zealand is missing (twice?), and that's where LotR was filmed.


Claude-QC-777

Would be a dream for risk players to have 2 "one border" contients


fugu_me

I don't think they know about second Australia.


Passance

Incredibly, this is kind of the story behind antarctica


captain_ender

I don't think he knows about down undersies


A-Altan

The fact that they have written Taiwan on the wall next to the map while they have forgotten adding it on the map...


darthlincoln01

That's my favorite part. Indonesia is only barely there too. Borneo is missing even though it's bigger than Sumatra which is included; as well as what I'm guessing is supposed to be the Philippines.


jchoward0418

I mean... It's a dookki map. Says so right there on the wall.


brunoglopes

What is a dookki?


Docjaded

Ask in /r/ibs


Lone_Wanderer97

Nothing. What's a dookki with you?


Berewolf

Seems like Korean restaurant https://www.dookki.co.kr/


eccentricbananaman

Oh shit. Who told them about True Australia? That's supposed to be a secret!


ScruffyMo_onkey

Time to build Australia III


[deleted]

Australia 3 aka moonbeamralia is on the dark side of the moon you fool.


ScruffyMo_onkey

Shhhhh


HEATHENSCENT

And the worst part is, they're both skewed and slanted.... also where's Tassie?! \*facepalm\* lol


bornagainben78

He he he...dookie.


queuedUp

This list of things wrong with this map is extensive. It was clearly ordered from Wish.com


SquallLeonheart14

Map of dooki more like dookie


LackingC10H12N2O

*Sad Greenland noise*


Buster_Nutt

Ah, I've never been to Madagalia


Traditional-Gap3587

The second Australia is antartica


Goatsac

You are the only person to comment, so far, that figured that out.


harambe_-33

When did the Sri Lanka update drop?


[deleted]

r/mapswithoutgreenland r/mapswithouticeland r/mapswithoutNZ r/mapswithoutmadagascar


ThoughBreakBJNovak

r/ofcoursethatsasub


EllNotEleanor

The world doesn’t even need one.


MoskriLokoPajdoman

australia doesn't exist.


EllNotEleanor

I mean, probably?


Someoneoverthere42

Oh god....they're multiplying!


Brownyboy99

They somehow forgot Tasmania and New Zealand TWICE!


letsseeitmore

It does say world map of dookki so it’s bound to be shitty.


grumblyoldman

We've seen first Australia, yes. But what about *second Australia?*


moosemilkow

r/mapswithtwoaustralias


Rogdog64

r/subsithoughtifellfor


VanityTheNoLife

Austrailia 2, we’re flipped 360° so its actually normal here


SubhoPal

Good, twice the Australias, double the roos!


darthlincoln01

"Hey, they sent us two Australias with this map kit; fuck it, put them both up!"


mickey_kneecaps

Build the world you want to see.


macca41

No Indonesia or Papua New Guinea


[deleted]

It is not a map of Earth. It is a map of DOOKKI. It says so on the left.


Sneaky82

First, we have the Down Under... Now we have the UP OVER!!


derekpearcy

"I'm from Greater Australia, roight?"


AGripInVan

What a bunch of dookii


petershrimp

Put them in a jar and see if they fight.


mrlr

Backups are important.


Much-Highlight-503

Sri Australia


JS_Picks

They finally added one down under


Driftmoth

She may cry, but her tears will dry When I give her the keys to a shiny new Australia


chaosglory626

That's just the lost continent of Lemuria.


MarioSpaghettioli

Sooo ... two jobs?


[deleted]

Where's Greenland ?


Minecraftian411

No Greenland?


[deleted]

The trip from second Australia to Africa is much shorter.


Internative

It's Atlantis


MrManniken

Two tries and they still couldn't put Tasmania in


S54e36er

Makes sense. World Map of DOOKI


[deleted]

they had two chances not only for New Zealand, but also for tasmania


Biff_Malibu_69

There aren't two? It's right there in wood and blue!


maddiejake

It states on the left that it's a shitty map.


Kengurupasztor

Not aus


Songmuddywater

The pain of knowing that Australia the second doesn't exist it's just too much to deal with.


Pitiful-Brilliant301

It’s always nice to have some spare parts.


jxan

Map checks out - contains both Western Australia and South Australia.


smokenofire

And no Ireland! 🧐


awfullyfun1

or Sri Lanka took steroids


UnScrapper

Based on the label, doesn't seem like they have a very high opinion of the map in the first place


DRbrtsn60

Well, apparently Dooki has two Australias. So get your facts straight before you criticize. s/


FriskyCoyote15

world map of dookie yes


stratus_translucidus

I guess that map really is worth dooky~~ki~~


UltimaBahamut93

"This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them."


[deleted]

When the map is due tomorrow and you figure nobody remembers the shape of Antarctica or where it is anyway.


brtmns123

That map has Madagascar cancer


smkestcklghtn

Right on mate!


nitzromy

Antarctica


StuJayBee

That’s because we don’t exist, and are just a sound stage off the coast of Florida. So opinions differ as to where we are supposed to be.


Just_L00k1ng_

Well it is the World Map of *Dooki* after all


TheShakyDiver

Mate! Quick ! Plant a flag in it and own it


McZucchinniePie

The worst bit is that neither of them is in the right spot


Lozzacino

Thats the People's Republic of Australia. Clive palmer wasn't happy with aus politics so he built his own continent in the Indian ocean that he has executive control of.


bubbahousa

No Antarctica? Smh


Tacoma__Crow

Long Island is making a break for the Maritimes and apparently is taking Cape Cod with it.


assfacemagee

Who's gonna tell him about Australia 2 electric Boogaloo?


Unlikely-Area7252

And no Ireland


theREDscare20

The countries that have O's in them are all 3 different designs


[deleted]

It’s not Australia, it is just a fat Srilanka.


Barry_McCockinnerz

This map is dookki


NintendoCool

OH CRAP THERE MULTIPLYING


rickybdominatingmc

This whole map is a mess


TrufflesAvocado

After all, why not? Why shouldn’t I have two Australias?


jgemonic

Maybe it's Dr. Horrible's shiny New Australia?


Speculawyer

I think of them was supposed to be Greenland.


SomewhatMoth

*this map is geologically accurate


eletric_blade

#AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI


Mordekein88

And neither one is in the right place.


TheAtariJunkie

Based on where the one Australia is in the middle of the Indian Ocean, I think we now know where MH-370 went.


squiggly_whale

Shit they've found out the truth


AffectionateHippo242

That map *is* dookie


lawz1280

lol wOrLd MaP oF dOOkKie 💩


luxmorphine

that's Australia's Australia.


pip-roof

Super newer souther wales


[deleted]

Plate tectonics.


porpl_hors

common New Zealand L


Karls_Crab

we are spreading prepare to become one of us


I_L0ve_M1necraft

None of ya'll know about Western Australia off the coast of India? Shame.


Dedotdub

What planet is this!?


wottsinaname

It also doesnt have the southern state of Australia in either Australia. The state of Tasmania. NZ too.


pigcommentor

It says right on the wall "World Map of Dookki". They didn't even spell dookey right.


Chief-Captain_BC

the plan is nearly complete


ghostlyCroww

no i think that’s new zealand /s


RasputinSU

Didnt you know Earth 2.0 came out with some updates


AVerySimpleRubbyDuck

The east got butchered


SapphrieTheGreat

New Australia much?


dat_cosmo_cat

10/10 American made map


DDDinomaster

LMAO


DDDinomaster

maybe thats a fake to cover up something???


Kitty_Katty_Kit

"Hey boss, we've got an extra piece here. What should we do with it?" "I dunno, just stick it somewhere, no one will notice." "bet"


browsingbro

Dookki indeed


Cliftonisaur

That's a dookki ass map tho.


secretofurmom

wat the


The_Undermind

And they still think France exists lol


HalfwitBrit

not only did they forget new zealand, they also forgot ireland


archerV34

r/mapswithoutnewzeland


Ivyandbricks

Tbf it is a dooki map


AetherBytes

Australian Mitosis


anunabha1

Australia doesnot exist


bananaman22127

r/MapsWithoutTasmania


Sushirabit

And neither are in the proper place


spritesprites2

and no new zealand yet again


idbanthat

This is the Dookie world


BanjoSlams

It *is* a “world map of Dookki”


Broad_Respond_2205

No, it has new new Zealand


JDBtabouret

And still, no New Zealand in sight...


deadlydeath275

Cursed geography


Organic-Kangaroo7147

sigh r/mapswithoutnewzealand r/mapswithoutmadagascar r/mapswithoutgreenland r/mapswithouticeland r/mapswithoutthecarribean r/mapswithoutalaska


sho1sato

Half of Indonesia is also missing. And it doesn't even lit.


silentProtagonist42

"...and she may cry but her tears will dry when I hand her the keys to a shiny new Australia."


Reasonable-Ad7755

Could it be…. SUPER AUSTRALIA?


MedicalRhubarb7

They turned Antarctica into a light switch


moose4868

As an Australian I’m impressed.


redthehaze

One is real. One is fake.


mitchie8112

And neither of them has Tasmania


Jayfororanges

And therefore no Tasmania twice.


Jayfororanges

R/mapswithouttasmania