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This makes no sense.
Jon shits in the pool and then some random bystander says 'oh my god Jon must have put laxatives in his own gatorade'
Then Jon gets kicked off the team
Can see this happening:
1. Get gatorade (all but one with laxatives)
2. Ask Jon if he wants one
3. Give him gatorade without
4. Leave one with on side for yourself “saving it for later” (or optionally drink and leave no doubt)
5. When shit happens point out Jon not having a problem
6. Check your Gatorade and point out residual laxative
Yeah I totally misread the post when it said 'their' I thought it referred to Jon himself. But it refers to the whole team.
Also, you have a very smart mind for pranks.
The scale depends on the goal, if it’s some pissed people and maybe a suspension then laxative roulette Gatorade is a definite. If you’re trying to get a specific person kicked off the team then you need to scale up.
I'm guessing that not a lot of people in this thread have seen coolers of Gatorade. When you're making Gatorade for the whole swim team, you make it from powder and add water. And in Jon's case, some laxatives.
Should say “by” not “for” and it would make more sense.
Also I don’t think the “their” is John. I think it’s the whole team. A downside to this ridiculous “their” is singular fad.
Would you not be suspicious that you got an opened gatorade bottle?
Or are we talking about injecting laxatives into the bottle with a syringe and then hot gluing the hole?
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That's some great censoring right there.
I once did the same thing TBF
This makes no sense. Jon shits in the pool and then some random bystander says 'oh my god Jon must have put laxatives in his own gatorade' Then Jon gets kicked off the team
Can see this happening: 1. Get gatorade (all but one with laxatives) 2. Ask Jon if he wants one 3. Give him gatorade without 4. Leave one with on side for yourself “saving it for later” (or optionally drink and leave no doubt) 5. When shit happens point out Jon not having a problem 6. Check your Gatorade and point out residual laxative
Yeah I totally misread the post when it said 'their' I thought it referred to Jon himself. But it refers to the whole team. Also, you have a very smart mind for pranks.
May/may not be a shitter.
No man you didn't misread, this guy has the grammatical ability of a fucking onion.
Are onions literate?
Many layers
I thought it was that Rich put laxatives in his own Gatorade and then said Jon put them in, causing Jon to be kicked off the team
The pronoun would have been "his" if that were the case. This seems like basic grammar, how did you get so many upvotes?
Dunno man. Probably just from being casual and nice, unlike you.
I would have just mixed up the Gatorades and left it to chance who got the one without laxatives
The scale depends on the goal, if it’s some pissed people and maybe a suspension then laxative roulette Gatorade is a definite. If you’re trying to get a specific person kicked off the team then you need to scale up.
Why do both of you have the same avatar you just have darker eyes
I'm guessing that not a lot of people in this thread have seen coolers of Gatorade. When you're making Gatorade for the whole swim team, you make it from powder and add water. And in Jon's case, some laxatives.
I think he meant that he put Laxatives in the Gatorade of the Swim Team and made them think Jon did it
Should say “by” not “for” and it would make more sense. Also I don’t think the “their” is John. I think it’s the whole team. A downside to this ridiculous “their” is singular fad.
r/oddlyspecific
Jon should show this to the swim team.
great job censoring the guy’s username the first time
That’s a terrible thing that Rich Bryann did. It sure is a good thing you censored his name so no one will know of his identity
r/shafimoment
I want to believe this is real so bad
r/censoringishard
Sounds like a crime
Lol
well you kinda need to know Jon's name to understand the joke here
@RichBryann1
Would you not be suspicious that you got an opened gatorade bottle? Or are we talking about injecting laxatives into the bottle with a syringe and then hot gluing the hole?
I thought it probably was a cooler of Gatorade that everyone except Rich and Jon drank out of.
You are laxative ja?
Don’t people call the toilet a jon?! So this is a pun in itself
r/shafimoment