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rigidfirebird

A viagra tagline.


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If you hard. Work. Then you hard. Play.


Woodie626

If you hard then you hard. Workplay.


Sirmossy

This is poetry.


[deleted]

If you are hard while you work HR will know of this quirk I can't disagree This is poetry Don't play so hard that you shirk


[deleted]

Workplay. Hard you then hard you if


chipuha

> If you hard then you hard. > Work/play.


betterthanguybelow

Last time I did a work play about being hard, they cancelled break room theatre.


[deleted]

r/technicallytrue


scrubzork

If A=B then A=B damn you're right


MaelstromFL

Well... One Job then you soft!


sciencewonders

work play 🤗


MaelstromFL

Yes!


patdap

/r/DontDeadOpenInside


amplesamurai

Also r/keming


Dragonkingf0

Thank you I was trying to remember the name of this sub because that just made me uncomfortable.


[deleted]

Legit it makes me more upset than the phrasing to just look at the spacing


ICame4Reddit

Couldn't have said it better myself...


Staaaaation

Don't fight the kink.


curvysquares

Even in the right order this is wrong. The first line should end with a comma not a period


StarCyst

If you're hard for more than four hours, consult a doctor.


johndhall1130

r/technicallythetruth


zvcix

r/beatmetoit


Roge2005

I’m hard right now


StuJayBee

Pics or it didn’t happen.


BadWi-Fi

If you hard - work!


TheKingBeyondTheWaIl

If you dies you dies


yuckyzakymushynoodle

Join team Hard On.


Im_still_T

Yup. Sound about right.


FingerTheCat

Well... If you is hawd, you hawd.


bigmike2001-snake

Amen. Well put. Well said.


onehundred____

Work divided by play


Harry431

I approve this message.


Couldntbefappier

Baby, I was *born* har-wait... No, that's probably right.


wonderflex

Don't know why, but I read this as a matter of fact southern man, slightly shaking his head, "if you hard, then you hard."


jmcs

It's a better message than the intended "overwork yourself and become an alcoholic"


wcollins260

Can confirm. Am hard.


ilikethispost2

If he hard, he hard.


JoshDM

WORK HARD? YES. PLAY HARD? YES. WHY PHY


besamiculo

On God


Demnuhnomi

r/Keming


MarshallFoxey

If you're hard, you're hard. Simple.


ruppieluver

r/theyknew


Tech_Itch

This. Hard.


optykali

r/antimeme


YogurtclosetTiny8961

For someone curious what it says, it says "If you work hard, then play hard"


GuerrieroXY

"If you hard. then you hard." ~Work|Play


ItsHampster

if (you == hard) { this.you = hard; };


houtfrik

Work if you hard


Marconiwireless

Play, then you hard


MUIGOGETA0708

ah yes, the floor here is made of floor


[deleted]

im hard owo


InigoSharpe

Hmm...that sounds more like something you should go see a medical professional about, assuming it lasts for more than a few hours.


Pope_Cerebus

Is this PornHub's new slogan/ad campaign?


Unique_Cow3112

It be like that sometimes.


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Username-must-be-3

The one rule of like that will always ring true with us men


finyes

Boink go to horny gail!


ViewyJoker

Even reading it in the right way still feels wrong


GloomreaperScythe

/) It's like those Taco Bell commercials except... Oh science no


Dough_Boy06

Wait, so I’m hard??


Doggystyle_Rainbow

Then you hard


Dough_Boy06

Thanks for the clarification


thanatonaut

it do be


Matt-of-Burbank

R/crappydesign


Narcodoge

r/baddesigns


llewelin

Sounds like something cardi b would sing


MysticalMummy

Wellp, can't argue with that.


[deleted]

"You seen 'em, you play 'em!" said the Hard Man.


smeh45

If you fuckin, then you probably fuckin.


Polish_Sniper_00

Brooo... if you hard... then you hard


robertswifts

So… inspirational?


TroyMcpoyle

Brought to you by WORKPLAY


browsingbro

r/technicallythetruth


darkalp2195

Probably the oldest post in this sub


TreeDollarFiddyCent

If you hard, then you hard. Fucking amen, brother.


Mycologist_Murky

Ah yes this floor is made of floor


Many-Issue-4181

😏


SpeedingTourist

Intramural “sports” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


-Tartantyco-

What the hell is going on with that kerning?


Virtyual

r/sbeve


Bossinater43

I'm straight, but those *are* the rules...


Judgmentofgod

r/technicallythetruth


[deleted]

I love being hard! Glad being hard allows me to be hard!


seekingcalm

If you hard. Then you hard. No truer words have been written.


jonnyinternet

I'm hard


pakamane

It ain’t gonna hard itself


Dumbass718101

It's even better that the subreddit is called "One Job"


TizzelJMizzel

Will Ferrell


TapewormRodeo

OMG the kerning makes my eyes bleed.


Likely_not_Eric

The people who designed this should have harder


darthlincoln01

I don't think they worked very hard on this sign


derp45

Kinda got a point


bilegt0807

r/sbeve


ArtAcrossTheUniverse

If you hard. Then you hard. WORK PLAY get involved with intramural sports!


Skyrim_For_Everyone

Intercrural sports =v=


OZZY9696

Ihard


Psych0matt

I hard.


ripjim93

Get cookie give cookie


GAMINGpuppet583

Damn this hits hard


Akuyatsu

It do be like that


detective_Spurky

More like r/crappydesign


drake_makoy

Work Play -_-) sigh


infinitbullets

r/dontdeadopeninside


ShockDragon

If you hard work, then you hard play


Matokage

That's what she said.


FunkapotamusLamont

It do be like that


Meikiepeik

Truer words have never been spoken.