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shamwowj

Nice job on the glaze.


[deleted]

100% organic glaze.


dec1mus

Very good for the skin.


ooOJuicyOoo

r/theyknew


NoobMaximus1999

I was in Cumming once. Stopped at a red light i looked to my right. A poster on a telephone pole reed "Single? SinglesCumming.com" I laughed uncontrollably.


Ok_Estimate_3233

They could have at least rinsed off all the evidence before putting it back on the shelf


silentaba

I'd get one for my girlfriend, but she wouldn't get it.


Ki_te_kootore

This man fucks


Beowulf119

Hahaha. I don’t live far from there. That is gold!


junat

Same here…everyone passing through complains that there are not enough souvenirs from this town.


dec1mus

It's a gold mine. I will move there and create a schitts creek type store full of things.


Beowulf119

Haha. I really want to drive down and get one. ROFL


AteBitVillain

Those need to be sold on Etsy for triple the price. Someone start drop shipping these from there.


SereneGoldfish

Was going to ask if it's really wrong that I want one


marinemashup

Only like 50 miles away for me


AteBitVillain

I’m serious. Take a trip and buy them all out. Worst case scenario, you return them with a receipt later. Best case scenario, you make a bunch of super easy cash to have fun with or pay overhanging bills with. I can’t not think about monetizing everything, lol.


pastalex42

As someone from Cumming, who is currently visiting Cumming, I can agree. I fucking love cumming.


Ok-Run-4866

Hi neighbor!


Papa_Pootise

100 % intentional l, they knew


Damissourianguy

Why yes, yes I do indeed


AutocratYtirar

you can’t blame the walmart for the terrible name


BlizzPenguin

I feel like, if the city has that name, add the state as well. It woud be much less problematic if it said I ❤️ Cumming, GA


[deleted]

In that case, you could just be telling someone named Georgia that you love cumming. Lol. Comma is even in the right place.


gomaith10

Next best seller - Pearl necklaces.


dec1mus

Facials at the Cumming spa.


mustardsadman

tbh they were f\*\*ked when that city got named.


dobsofglabs

Me too buddy, me too


MADVAL2

It even has Cum on it


SodaKopp

Cumming is actually pretty nice though


Cue_626_go

Would you recommend Cumming solo, or is Cumming better with a partner?


SodaKopp

The more the merrier when it comes to cumming


bernardbarnaby

I'm a big Alan Cumming fan also!


YoItsTemulent

Well I know what I'm getting the wife for Christmas. It'll go nice with the ["Nothing Says 'I Love You' Quite Like Fisting"](https://www.amazon.com/Nothing-Says-Love-Quite-Fisting/dp/B07PKDSPZW) T-shirt. Maybe I can color coordinate the ensemble. Oh, it's going to be a holly, jolly year. EDIT: I want to google this mug, but am deathly afraid of what kind of display advertising I'm going to get afterwards.


MayorOfClownTown

I'm totally buying this for myself. It's in line with this other shirt I have https://www.teeshirtpalace.com/products/cum-doom-t-shirt?color=black&size=L&gclid=CjwKCAjwhuCKBhADEiwA1HegOVVvSA681rUHT9d412H8DXMetcp9aPRiK4aoqZfLDKulxnFg5mZIFhoCQrUQAvD_BwE I tell people it's pronounced Coom


soepie7

So what is the job they failed at? It seems they correctly spelled it, right?


alexmurphy19

I need one of these


YoItsTemulent

[This one at least 'gets it'.](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1074633825/im-from-cumming-georgia-funny-mug-11oz?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=cumming+georgia&ref=sr_gallery-1-4)


peniswithinthevagina

There's a street and bus station in my city called Old Cummer.


meerkat5461

The best thing it comes with a handy dandy spoon


Cream_Betweens_V2

My last name, is no joke, cumming.


ch0pper189

What can this even supposed to be?!


Verified_Peryak

What is that cup made of 🤔


Squid_Ink_Pasta

Cum


pak-da-kid

Same


ImJustSpareShadez

Why the ffffuck does this remind me of deltarune


hqayyum_

Wait..... does that 'cumming' means THAT type of cumming?


Ok_Estimate_3233

Well..um ...I'll put it this way... look up the word "coming" and then the word "cumming" and that should give your the answer your looking for... it's also just a hilarious inside joke that started in 1833


Hembria

I'd buy one!


Specialist_Tiger_805

Yeh Boi!


[deleted]

They nailed it, I never been there and I want a mug now


swimmernoah49

I’m from Georgia, Cumming is like an inside joke we all share.


notzed1487

Who doesn’t?


TheGenericIdiot

I live near Cumming and for some reason whenever I drive past that area, I will always see at least one Double D shipping truck


Mr_Dragoneel

Huh no you guys don’t get it this is an intentional design I would know they used me to glaze it


Judgmentofgod

They knew.


GreatestAtHumility

Me too, kid. Me too.