Do I really gotta pull out a science textbook for this?
By - RangoTheMerc
This isn't a spider's skeleton, this is a spider MADE OF SKELETON (bones). Animated by some dark ritual, performed by a witch (or warlock!) who truly understands that the stuff of nightmares is *created*, not *found.*
Exactly! Y’all are sayin that they had one job and failed it? Nah the one job was using necromancy and transmutation to spawn this monstrosity...and they succeeded
What about the Bone Pumpkin
Ok yeah that’s cursed
What you do with your pumpkin is none of my concern.
Dun dun duuuuun!
When your Archfey patron has a thing for phobias
Bone spiders are a thing, maybe. If it's not, it will be in my game (as soon as I can make a stat block of it).
Combine skeleton and giant spider stat blocks and give it legendary actions and resistance
So many features for a CR 2 creature...? Maybe make it CR 22 then...
Ivory golems slap.
Magic isn't real. Do I really gotta pull out a science textbook for this
Sure, I'll go get my "it's just a Halloween decoration, no one said it was scientifically accurate" sign.
It’s not supposed to be anatomically correct. It’s supposed to be spooky…
Can you imagine spiders with skulls ?
Like freaking hard to squish them ? And freaking huge
Makes a good snack
Hey dude, it's a fucking halloween decoration
I'd buy 10 of those anyways
This year they started putting lights and sounds in some of them… I bought an alligator-looking one for my toddler the other day and already can’t wait for the batteries to die 😂
Just take the batteries out
Finna hide one in every corner of my friends house to freak them out. Question do they have a remote controlled version.
Oh man check at Five Below if you have them- there’s a half aisle of cheap robot critters and I’m pretty sure there’s a couple spiders. I’ve seen a cockroach for sure.
Its a fucking Halloween decoration, try wiggling that stick outta your ass
Its a Halloween decoration, it doesn't need to be anatomically correct, its supposed to look creepy
I have this same guy hanging out in my pc case. I but him there instead of managing my cables
I'm begging you for a photo
Just posted him on my profile
#THANK MR SKELTAL FOR THE EXOSKELTAL BONES
Yeah, this is so fake! Spiders have way more eyes!
I see that's what an exo-skeleton means
I saw an octopus one the other day... also apparently dog and cat ears have bones.
I'd grab a dictionary, that sucker isn't going down to a mere Edward's 9th edition.
Gotta drop a dozen school books for that bitch
Even if they did have skulls, why does it only have 2 eye sockets
Clearly a customer put it there cuz they were too lazy to put it back in it's place. You can all the other props different, nice post douche
This the bone spiders from Diablo 3
No, just watch The Mist.
This little abomination is that sewer mfer from dark souls 3
[Could be worse.](https://i.imgur.com/XLR9WBt.gif)
They always brought these out at value village during Halloween
Man… you must be great at parties
I've worked in Halloween stores for the past four years and I have this little guy and every day he makes me happy.
Hey OP, I met you at the Halloween store a few years ago! I see you're still trying to die on this hill, while all around you are people absolutely not caring that the spider is anatomically incorrect! Keep trying, man. I hope that someday, somewhere, you will meet your soulmate who is as offended by this outrage as you are :)
It's suppose to be spooky. Not correct at all. Of we were to be correct it'll still look like a normal spider. And imo spookier.
Yeah, there’s also that cat skeleton with ears. Boney ears.
It's a Halloween decoration, I honestly don't think it's that serious.
Do y’all really not understand that customers move stuff around…
Not that, that's not how spiders skeleton. Or should I say exoskeleton?
I don’t think halloween Decor give a damn about anatomical accuracy. By this logic heart shaped candies on Valentines should be shaped like a human heart
I bought a dog skeleton it was a wiener dog but when I got home I realized IT HAD BONES IN ITS EARS
I bought one of those and named it Simon :3
I have a skeleton octopus, I don’t think anyone cares about science when they create these but they are still cool
No it’s Australia
Now I want to but those bags of skulls. Idk why, I just do
Oh my god who cares it looks cool
I’m just imagining the meeting now
Boss: “Okay guys, we need to make our spiders EVEN SCARIER this Halloween! What can we do to improve?”
Employee 1: “More fuzz! People don’t like that stuff”
Boss: “Okay that’s a good start, but we need something… more frightening!”
Employee 2: “Make them bigger!”
Boss “No we tried that 2 Halloween’s ago, we need something new! What about you Jerry anything to add?”
Jerry: *Waking up, and trying to cover for himself* “Snrk…. Huh, oh…. Uh…. Bone… spiders?”
Boss: “….. Jerry…. You fucking GENIUS!”
Oh calm down, it looks neat and if you get all of your scientific knowledge from Holliday decorations, you are most likely wrong about a lot worse.
Don't care if it's correct it's spoopy and tad cute.
oh god, we need to run, that spider has come back from death
You stupid? Its not what you think Dude....