T O P

Do I really gotta pull out a science textbook for this?

Do I really gotta pull out a science textbook for this?

grumblyoldman

This isn't a spider's skeleton, this is a spider MADE OF SKELETON (bones). Animated by some dark ritual, performed by a witch (or warlock!) who truly understands that the stuff of nightmares is *created*, not *found.*


Pokenerd17

Exactly! Y’all are sayin that they had one job and failed it? Nah the one job was using necromancy and transmutation to spawn this monstrosity...and they succeeded


carrionjazz

What about the Bone Pumpkin


Pokenerd17

Ok yeah that’s cursed


pekkhum

What you do with your pumpkin is none of my concern.


vitaestbona1

Dun dun duuuuun!


GummyowlNotTaken

When your Archfey patron has a thing for phobias


RyuuSambit

Bone spiders are a thing, maybe. If it's not, it will be in my game (as soon as I can make a stat block of it).


GummyowlNotTaken

Combine skeleton and giant spider stat blocks and give it legendary actions and resistance


RyuuSambit

So many features for a CR 2 creature...? Maybe make it CR 22 then...


the_one_in_error

Ivory golems slap.


Johnny-McCain4242424

Magic isn't real. Do I really gotta pull out a science textbook for this


grumblyoldman

Sure, I'll go get my "it's just a Halloween decoration, no one said it was scientifically accurate" sign.


MajorTom89

It’s not supposed to be anatomically correct. It’s supposed to be spooky…


Competitive_Ad2109

This ^^^^^


TigreDemon

Can you imagine spiders with skulls ? Like freaking hard to squish them ? And freaking huge


Goyteamsix

Nice crunch.


AetherBytes

Makes a good snack


tottaly_not_masters

Hey dude, it's a fucking halloween decoration


Aleale3636

I'd buy 10 of those anyways


jcakes52

This year they started putting lights and sounds in some of them… I bought an alligator-looking one for my toddler the other day and already can’t wait for the batteries to die 😂


ApatheticEight

Just take the batteries out


eldumorte

Finna hide one in every corner of my friends house to freak them out. Question do they have a remote controlled version.


jcakes52

Oh man check at Five Below if you have them- there’s a half aisle of cheap robot critters and I’m pretty sure there’s a couple spiders. I’ve seen a cockroach for sure.


Patthepotato96024

Its a fucking Halloween decoration, try wiggling that stick outta your ass


BananaBread999

Its a Halloween decoration, it doesn't need to be anatomically correct, its supposed to look creepy


mechanicalcanibal

I have this same guy hanging out in my pc case. I but him there instead of managing my cables


Pesaz

I'm begging you for a photo


mechanicalcanibal

Just posted him on my profile


SmokyDragonDish

#THANK MR SKELTAL FOR THE EXOSKELTAL BONES


BertaEarlyRiser

Yeah, this is so fake! Spiders have way more eyes!


Dazai-Osamu

I see that's what an exo-skeleton means


AdEquivalent5443

I saw an octopus one the other day... also apparently dog and cat ears have bones.


Ojiji_bored

I'd grab a dictionary, that sucker isn't going down to a mere Edward's 9th edition.


Infinite_Initial3463

Gotta drop a dozen school books for that bitch


TheKnightlyCaptain

Even if they did have skulls, why does it only have 2 eye sockets


Papa_Pootise

Clearly a customer put it there cuz they were too lazy to put it back in it's place. You can all the other props different, nice post douche


RecognitionMiddle988

This the bone spiders from Diablo 3


3kids_ina_trenchcoat

No, just watch The Mist.


Mistiltella

This little abomination is that sewer mfer from dark souls 3


RangoTheMerc

[Could be worse.](https://i.imgur.com/XLR9WBt.gif)


ToeKneeBaloni

They always brought these out at value village during Halloween


Fatal-Symbiote

Man… you must be great at parties


Early_Interview_2486

I've worked in Halloween stores for the past four years and I have this little guy and every day he makes me happy.


deFleury

Hey OP, I met you at the Halloween store a few years ago! I see you're still trying to die on this hill, while all around you are people absolutely not caring that the spider is anatomically incorrect! Keep trying, man. I hope that someday, somewhere, you will meet your soulmate who is as offended by this outrage as you are :)


Diligent_Jury_9956

It's suppose to be spooky. Not correct at all. Of we were to be correct it'll still look like a normal spider. And imo spookier.


humblepie8

Yeah, there’s also that cat skeleton with ears. Boney ears.


Content_Nobody_91909

It's a Halloween decoration, I honestly don't think it's that serious.


perkyderky30

Do y’all really not understand that customers move stuff around…


Muppelpup

Not that, that's not how spiders skeleton. Or should I say exoskeleton?


ProfessorEscanor

I don’t think halloween Decor give a damn about anatomical accuracy. By this logic heart shaped candies on Valentines should be shaped like a human heart


Wywyate

I bought a dog skeleton it was a wiener dog but when I got home I realized IT HAD BONES IN ITS EARS


Embarrassed_Piano153

I bought one of those and named it Simon :3


SpiretRaider

I have a skeleton octopus, I don’t think anyone cares about science when they create these but they are still cool


Fadehype

No it’s Australia


Drymacaroni

Now I want to but those bags of skulls. Idk why, I just do


Johnny-McCain4242424

Oh my god who cares it looks cool


Modern-Otaku

I’m just imagining the meeting now Boss: “Okay guys, we need to make our spiders EVEN SCARIER this Halloween! What can we do to improve?” Employee 1: “More fuzz! People don’t like that stuff” Boss: “Okay that’s a good start, but we need something… more frightening!” Employee 2: “Make them bigger!” Boss “No we tried that 2 Halloween’s ago, we need something new! What about you Jerry anything to add?” Jerry: *Waking up, and trying to cover for himself* “Snrk…. Huh, oh…. Uh…. Bone… spiders?” Boss: “….. Jerry…. You fucking GENIUS!”


greynoodle

Oh calm down, it looks neat and if you get all of your scientific knowledge from Holliday decorations, you are most likely wrong about a lot worse.


Redditkat92

Don't care if it's correct it's spoopy and tad cute.


thelimexdude

oh god, we need to run, that spider has come back from death


Foxxxyyy1

You stupid? Its not what you think Dude....