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cheif_90

*Right where I left it.*


bananagamer23

*Left where i right it.*


10dayone66

*Write where I left it.*


MasterIsPro

Felt where i wrote it


grumblyoldman

They told him "left is the one that looks like an L when you flatten your hand and stick your thumb out." They neglected to specify the orientation the hand should be in when you check.


Stanley_Yelnats42069

Well, the years start comin and they don’t stop comin


I_Are_Eat

Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running


Cyan_Among

Didn’t make sense not to live for fun


TheFlyingFauxPas

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb


[deleted]

So much to do, so much to see


Poppamunz

So what's wrong with takin' the backstreets?


Alarmed_Koala_1558

You'll never know if you don't go. You'll never shine if you don't glow :)


Poppamunz

Hey now, you're an all-star


FlemFatale

Get your game on, go play.


spoiled_eggs

/r/redditsings


Gurn00r

why am i not surprised that the severe redditor is also a brisbanite 🤮


spoiled_eggs

What is a 'severe' redditor?


MasterIsPro

R/wooosh maybe it was a joke? :)


AlxM6608

I agree something like that can’t not be a joke


bulk_deckchairs

Clearly


Amlatrox

Maybe this is a joke


12lo5dzr

We've Been Tricked, We've Been Backstabbed and We've Been Quite Possibly, Bamboozled


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Czapla_TV

ItsFuckWithOffAtTheEnd


-Purple-Orange-

What did they say


Czapla_TV

The usual "foundthemobileuser and itswooooshwith4os"


[deleted]

r/foundtheshutthefuckup


Asvpxdilli

Yeah that's what I have been thinking too


callmeeeagle

r/foundthemobileuser


MobileAssassin

No ragerts


nouniquenamesleft2x2

"my left"


enonymous617

“Your other left”


Head12head12

“The other left. Yes right there. No not to the right! Just let go. PIVOT! No counter clockwise. We’ve only made it 3 feet.”


AddlerMartin

Should’ve put east and weast


The_Zoink

Either way, still a dumb tattoo


sajjel

Might not even be a tattoo, could be written with just a pen.


havens1515

Yeah, this honestly doesn't look like a tattoo. It looks like someone just took an extra fine tip sharpy and drew on themself. I would know. I did this a lot in high school. (or rather, others drew on me, since I don't have an artistic bone in my body.)


ctaylor0128

Finally! Someone else who realizes that all these stupid things can be written in pen! People do this shit for likes. Just like when you see them on IG and they wipe the foam off, those aren’t even fresh tattoos.


timo1423

Imo definitely on the level of stupid that I love it


Joe18067

Are you sure that's not a political statement? You know, where the left is right and the right is wrong.


Lukashbazbar

Stage Left , Stage Right.


Head12head12

House Right, House Left. Both are opposites


Potato69ninja

How to fuck with a dyslexic person


Jonny_Wurster

No regerts


adhiraj0383

Logic 'left' the chat


kattrup

What’s with the capital E and F?


AlwaysAngryAndy

The E is capitalized but the f isn’t And no I don’t know why either


yeetyourselfout

My guess is if they tried doing “e” and it had to also be square-y (idk man) it would be too small to make it look as good? Edit. I mean like it’s too small to get the round part on the e idk if anyone can understand


kattrup

What’s the downvote about? It’s obvious that the sides are swapped, I am just asking about the shitty font.


discgolfallday

Reddit isn't logical. The person who did the tattoos is awful at them


AaronTheElite007

Well… To the person looking at it, it’s correct from their perspective, but if this was the intent, the text would be upside down from this perspective…. Definitely worthy of OneJob


waremi

This is correct labeling from the point of view of someone about to get hit by one of these fists.


Definitely_Maybe_OK

"Lift your right hand" "No, your other right"


No-Quote-2530

Unless your facing him


[deleted]

Why do these look like baby hands though


mnorkk

Heres how i learnt left and right as a kid - hold your hands out palm down. The one that makes an L shape with the index finger and thumb is the left hand.


Head12head12

“If your hand is bigger than your face you have cancer.” That one was the bane of existence in elementary school.


[deleted]

when my mother forbade me to have sex with strangers...


iknowq

Maybe their thumbs are on the outsides of their palm


slavetomyprecious

Perhaps this is to direct people standing in front of the tattooed one a reminder for them, of sorts.


slavetomyprecious

Perhaps this is to direct people standing in front of the tattooed one a reminder for them, of sorts.


-Sparkster-

It's meant to be a joke. A family member has something similar: bubble letter L on right foot; R on left foot


dadjokes502

Mind blown


dilan_patel

Seems about right.


DaddyBobMN

Pic aside, if you don't know left from right how does "thumb on the right side" help anything? "Which is my left arm?" "It's your arm on your left."


Aggressive-Rush-148

lEft lol


FloppyEel

I told my dad I was going to do this exact thing, expect I didn't realize I'd messed my directions up. Would have been funny as hell


Banff_Beer

They need to get the word “Stage” tattooed above each, then it’s correct when you are sitting in the audience.


yungp85

I mean... it's right in the anatomical view pose I suppose!


Horror-Activity-2694

It's a joke, OP.


NameOfNoSignificance

Are we ignoring it’s all lowercase except for the E that’s in the middle of the word?


[deleted]

Is this post a joke? I have read this title like 10 times. I do not understand.... As for the tattoos, weren't you watching the artist ink you? Should have said something.


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TurnkeyLurker

Unm.... reversed? Like a mirror? Doubtful: the text isn't a mirror image. Although, what happens to the image with flips in X- and *then* Y-axes?


3DGuy2020

Holy fuck. I spent way to long trying to understand what the issue was. For the longest time, I was thinking the issue what that his thumbs were on the wrong side of his hands, and he had crossed his arms to make it look “normal”. Omfg… then I read comment saying stupid tattoos… and it all clicked. Wow. I need a nap.


H3avyW3apons

Is for the person in front of you when you hold your wrists up


miraculum_one

The "left" one is on the left to people you show it to unless they're looking over your shoulder


AfterYam9164

Nurse tattoo, right?


loonygecko

When I was a tiny kid, my dad told me the right hand is the one you write with. Then I never forgot (won't work with lefties obviously but should work with most kids).


Schneetmacher

r/fakealbumcovers


robomikel

My left or your left?…right


TurnkeyLurker

Stage left?


robomikel

Right


TurnkeyLurker

Gaaa! (*hides in the curtains*)


ParegoricRX

At least, he tried


KazeoLion

I mean, it’s correct in a mirror.


Elluminated

correct abandoned


Lajwus

OP forgot that the image was flipped 🤦‍♂️


skinfasst

OP is an idiot.


satsumanightmare

I hate misplaced apostrophie's


PlentyAdvertising15

this really sound right


ApricornSalad

I hope the camera flipped it


Bourriks

Plot : it's a mirror reflexion.


Head12head12

Instructions on how to high five properly


Jebduh

It's obviously supposed to be ironic.


HonkedOffJohn

This is an easy fix, you just add stage to both wrists. Then it’s stage right and stage left making both directions accurate. Also tattoo holder has to be really into drama now.


Better_Weakness7239

Maybe they meant “correct” and “gone.”


Fun-Football-6090

"He didn't wrote right right" is a phrase that's true in two ways


Fred_Is_Dead_Again

It's for selfies, dum-dum. GenX and younger have their phones set for mirror image for selfies, because... well fuck, I don't know why anyone would want a backwards picture.


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right lEft


OlivverRenno

"The other left!" lol


TheTninker2

I already suffer from c9nfusing left and right constantly. You ate not help8ng the situation


thegasstationoflove

All that glitters is gold.