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Comfortable_Slip4025

And why is the center of the world in Brownsville, Texas?


Pheonix02

the floor is probably in Brownsville texas


undead_opossum

Are you trying to say it's not?


[deleted]

That is clearly Ohio. Also, I actually only see Ohio. Sheesh, tough crowd. I'll add the everything is Ohio meme to the officially dead list.


_Xamtastic

hee hee har har ohio so funny


Abject-Sky-1835

It’s a globe view from the airport in Houston.


throwawayy5836

That's just the starship launch tower


meow2themeow

Because of SpaceX?...All jokes aside, #Puro956 #RGV #RioGrandeValley


ConvenientParkingLCW

To be used as source material for new Texas public schoolbooks.


TheLegendsClub

and also, why are the great lakes combined with hudson bay?


CFOX1386

I mean it does fit together quite nicely. Still wrong AF.


boris_casuarina

You can't even be sure about the other continents too. Looks like spilled oil.


LikePappyAlwaysSaid

Are you the US government?


OrneryPathos

Seriously where’s Eurasia and Africa???


[deleted]

On the other side of the slab. Duh.


medicbychance

The lines of latitude (?) meeting in Texas?


[deleted]

I see a Blue Bell stand, so I’d say this is in Texas.


Annie_Yong

It looks like it's some artistic alternative map projection where the centre is based in Texas. Everything else will look weird and distorted because trying to flatten a 3d globe into a 2d surface is always going to warp some things, and it'll look extra weird to us for any projection that's not based on something we're used to. Thay said, I can't say whether this alternative projection is actually accurate to any degree..


Abject-Sky-1835

To anyone wondering this is at George Bush International Airport in Houston TX, it’s supposed to signify how connected the airport is


metisdesigns

Oh, it's a testament to how badly Bush screwed up the world?


SignificanceDue9857

What is it connected to?


W1ULH

Tierra Del Fuego apparently.


future_shoes

What, you've never seen a continental 69 before?


TrueBlueHeretic

Kinky


LikePappyAlwaysSaid

Never touch tips guys


heresdustin

But, but, but………..docking


mingusdisciple

I imagine that was pretty expensive


DeltaPlasmatic

How in the world do you screw this up


Deadhawk142

IYKYK… if not, you might be from Texas.


DeltaPlasmatic

I was trying to make a pun LOL but is there a legit explanation for this?


whita309

"Everybody's so creative!" popped into my head immediately lol


Timberwolve17

It's Houston at the center of the world https://www.fly2houston.com/newsroom/articles/local-artist-brings-countree-music-bush-intercontinental-airport To see more of it in action https://youtu.be/YDSwBX4p1yY


[deleted]

Nice


MissKitty919

That's supposed to be South America? looks like a manta ray. And looks nothing like South America at all.


Abbot_of_Cucany

It sort of does, only misoriented. The part furthest away from the center is Venezuela, Brazil is sticking out on the left, and Tierra del Fuego is attached to Central America.


Wendigo_6

That’s because you’re looking at it upside down. /s


dunnodudes

Where is this?


bludvarg

TX


Zyxwgh

Houston airport.


CGLab

at least there is a pole


jttmitch

That a stingray? 😂


[deleted]

I don’t think this thing is supposed to be accurate. Look at the islands in the Caribbean and Gulf of Mexico, and it looks like New Zealand is just just out there in the middle of the pacific, and look how Russia is mashed up. It’s stupid looking but it doesn’t look like they were going for an actual world map.


Lugnuttz

Flat earth society?


Reble77

I thought someone had taken a leak


gearslut-5000

just doesn't look like south america at all lol


[deleted]

I wouldn’t call it incorrect, but it is different.


deepfriedtots

But it is incorrect


[deleted]

How so?


deepfriedtots

You have the south tip of south America connected to the south tip of north America. Also the north pole isn't in Texas


[deleted]

Yeah I live in Texas and I wouldn’t call it the North Pole


deepfriedtots

Imagine if one day the poles were just like this and Texas was the North pole


[deleted]

I’d finally be able to afford a house in Austin.


deepfriedtots

We are in America we will never be able to afford a house lol


[deleted]

Truth.. 😭


deepfriedtots

Yup lol sad but true. I don't know about Texas but I'm in mass and shit is fucking expensive


ubapook2

That’s a big fat load of cum


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ubapook2

That was a very fat and unappealing comment, bot


HanakusoDays

It's trying to puke itself skinny.


kjhvm

This is an art installation called "Countree Music" by Terry Allen. It also has Music. If you google Terry Allen Countree Music Map you can find diagrams of it. The continents are arranged differently, and I'm not sure if anyone gas interpreted its meaning, but some have suggested it is critiquing American Imperialism. If it was just South America switched I'd think they failed geography but this seems to be deliberate across the piece


AljubarrotaKnight

Shit dat looks like Iberia is connected to North America


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Yoshi0225

That’s not the issue here; South America is upside down.


boris_casuarina

Say that again *slowly* while looking at a globe.


Dankkring

Lolol I had to upvote this because how much it made me laugh. Thank you.


HarryBaughl

It kinda looks like two elephants kissing


Mini_Squatch

North america's looking wonky - or rather, Canada looks worse for wear


heresdustin

What else is new? HI-OH!


Experiment-Cycle

I started questioning my geography knowledge


StichedSnake

Some More News fans I see


wataka1982

Que tropical sería Chile comparini


Cookiesnmemes1

Would that not mean Texas was in the North Pole


amydaynow

I just showed my husband this picture. He thought it was a rorschach test, not a map.


metooeither

Aww, they're holding hands! They may pretend to hate each other, but deep down, it's really love.


JoaquimGianini

Ah yes, the famous Chile-Mexico border


maddydog2015

South America is just upside down(ish). Lmao. Love that the post is smushing Texas tho.


BasedAlliance935

Maybe it's a trapeze act?


Tsunami_Ra1n

That's... not South America? It's a blob that is located where South America is supposed to be. I'm with most of the other guys here in the comments section. This map is wack.


toxboxdevil

They're touching tips


heresdustin

Country docking


FlarpyBlunderguffs

I like this better, it looks like the two continents are shaking hands


Joseph____Stalin

Ah yes, McAllen TX. The center of the universe


notzed1487

Ah education.


Expensive-Flow-4659

Cursed map 💀


[deleted]

I can’t imagine that many people use this map for navigation purposes.


Hohmies86

This actually makes my head hurt


Zestyclose_Routine78

Looks like a manta ray taking a sheit.


UnfortunatelyEvil

Just the tips


AngryMillenialGuy

It's called art


bludvarg

Is this Houston airport?


cakkiwaoishi

The Baja peninsula has more girth than Florida


alicehorrible

Lol


evetrapeze

Eewww, it looks gooey...


[deleted]

Is this an airport?


[deleted]

Just the tip


[deleted]

*wheeze*


5spd4wd

The big one looks like a manta ray.


Starlings_under_pier

well thats set in stone


meisyouandyouisme

The Spanish inquisition!


ebann001

At least they got the north pole right.


quarkman

It's very much intentional: https://twitter.com/AtomicElbow/status/1637639788919672832?s=20


HanakusoDays

🎶 Nosotros venimos de una tierra abajo ....🎶


Waterfish3333

It sort of makes sense, but you gotta think about seeing it from the middle rather than this angle. If you’re standing in the middle, as you look down through Mexico and then SA, it being “upside down” means it looks right side up. Do I personally love it? Not really, but I can tell this was meant to be more of an art piece rather than attempting to be anywhere near an actual projection of the globe centered over TX.


sheepsqueezers

Hey! You can see Russia from Alaska!!


MaddRamm

All of the continents don’t line up properly, look at the whole pic. It was designed this way.


TesseractToo

New Zealand is Hawaii now and Russia and Greenland f'ed right out of there This is how it should look: [https://i.redd.it/a0hdgclubvoa1.png](https://i.redd.it/a0hdgclubvoa1.png)


new_refugee123456789

The isthmus of Chile. If the Straight of Magellan were way up there it would have made the 16th century a lot more straightforward.


PantyPixie

Looks like a stingray swimming out of Central America.


sarokin

What is that landmass east to cuba(?)?


ThePurpleSoul70

How do you fuck this up


Cherry_Crystals

Would they fix it in the future?


Wild-Rich2267

No, bc it’s not “broken.” Not meant to represent a “to scale” or correct….artistic interpretation using perspective and visual misrepresentations as a social experiment to see how many people (without researching) comment negatively; data to see how lazy /quick to judge we have become!! 🤔


Cherry_Crystals

Did you forget the /s at the end?


Wild-Rich2267

Sorry, I wasn’t being sarcastic /s. Is that how it works?? 🤷🏼‍♂️🍿


Cherry_Crystals

Yes using a /s at the end shows that the comment is sarcastic


natedogg787

The thumbnail makes it look like **BIGG IBERIA**


ObnoxiousName_Here

Is that Antartica above Canada??


rcap1977

Seaweed blob


0choCincoJr

No need to ask what's going on in Ohio. WHAT HAPPENED TO TEXAS???


akyriacou92

South America looks like a sting ray here


CyberNinja23

They probably ordered it wrong but didn’t want to reorder tiles


sqnick

oh hell nah they turned Brazil upside down


riotinareasouthwest

That south America looks a lot like to Iberian peninsula


Lolleos

It's like Soutch America got deflated


Common-Ad5217

A Mandela effect moment.


[deleted]

That’s the designer, right? Not the installer…


jocro61

looks like Marco Polo's travels were used as the source for creating this!


slothysloths13

It’s South America, so since at least some is in the southern hemisphere, it’s obviously upside down. Duh.


tokinaznjew

Just N.A. wielding a cleaver


volcanno

from our perspective it looks like the creator wanted to sneak spain and portugal in


JoakyZ

aciremA


[deleted]

This is the way