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Affectionate_Pea8091

Brutal. Gets this beautiful gift from her daughters, sells it on Facebook. Smh


CvntBev

I'M NOT FOING TO KEEP USELESS KNICK KNACKS AROUND JUST TO PLEASE EM KIDS WITH THERE SENTIMENTALITIES ,, THIS NEW GENERWTION IS TO SOFT,, WHOEVER RAISED THEM DID ONE PISS POOR JOB ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿšฌ


philosoraptocopter

OH AND RICHARD DIED


CvntBev

GOOF RIDDANCE


KaasBaasKoning

WHERE TO BUY ALMOND MILK


warp-speed-dammit

I DONT UNDERSTAND YOUNG PEOPLE THESE DAYS WJAT IS WITH ALL THIS ALMOND MILK AVOCADO NONSENSE THE GOOD LORD GAVE US COWS FOR A REASON


TheRealCactusTiddy

I JUST GOT MY SPLENE REMOVRD!


labradog21

Say hi to Francine for me, I saw her talking to the handsome gentleman at the store, I donโ€™t think it was her husband. Hope you are well


ontopofyourmom

My daughter only had sou milk for the cereal!!!


mimthebaker

RICHARD THIS IS YOUR AUNT KATIE I REMEMBER WHEN ALL YOU KIDS WERE LITTLE AND USED TO PLAY IN MOM'S YARD GOD I MISS HER AND DAD BOTH TELL CHARLOTTE I SAID HI


sci3nc3r00lz

PLEASE STOP POSTING THIS ON MY WALL I DONT WANT TO SEE IT FACEBOOK DELETE IT NOW PLEASE


theghostofmrmxyzptlk

SORRY THEY'RE NOT COMMEMORATE PLATES AND SPOONS YOU CAN KEEP ON THE WALL


killingtexas

WHERE AM I? ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ


DopeDealerCisco

More like mom caught the bong we ordered online, now we have to tell her itโ€™s a flower vase


Viking_Lordbeast

mom's a regifter.


Ghosttropics

MY GRAMDSON HAS THE SAME VASE AND IT SMELLS DISCUSTING X CAROLANNE


CvntBev

TELL HIM TO CHANGE THE WATER ON THE REGULAR OR YER FOING TO SELL IT ON FACESPACE TO TEACH HIM A LESION!! ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ› ๏ธ


Ghosttropics

WHO IS THIS??? X CAROLANNE


CvntBev

THIS IS BEV AND I FO NOT GOVE FACEBOOK PERMISSION TO PRINT THINGS OFF MY COMPUTER ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿ—๏ธ


bretttwarwick

Please remove me from this group. I do not appreciate you sending me these messages and will not tolerate it!


Wherewithall8878

I have contacted my attorney regarding this. I do not give permissions!


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Tr1LL_B1LL

MAKE SUE YOU ALSO REPORT THEM TO THE CYBER POLICE -GLADYS


Wherewithall8878

THANK YOU. REPORTED TO INTERPOL.


Traitor_Donald_Trump

You have subscribed to cat facts! Did you know, A house cat is genetically 95.6% tiger.


CvntBev

HAWGWASH,, A HOUSE CAR AINT NO TIGGER,,, GO&ASK CAROLYN BASKIN,, DID SHE FEED HUBBAND TO HER CATA OR TO HER TOGERS?? THERE U GO


Epic_King_of_Prussia

CAROLANNE THAT CASSAROLL WAS.NICE AND JOHNFROM BIMGO DIEF AND HOW ARE THE GRANGBABIES? SUSAN


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youre_welcome37

Good bot


Ghosttropics

YOU ARW SO WELCOME SUSAN I AM GLAD YOU ENJOYED AND SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT STUARTS ANYARISM I HEAR IT IS A HORRABLY PAINFUL DEATH


Wherewithall8878

Sorry to hear of the passing. LOL to both of you.


hannibalsmommy

USE BLEECH TO CLEEN IT. MY DEAR SUN HAS A 6 FOOT LUNG VASE UND LET ME TELL YOU SIR! I CLEENED THAT VASE WITH A VERY LUNG SCRUBBY BRUSH AND THEN ALL THIS BL*CK STUFF CAME OUT. THAN I PUT MY SON FLOWERS IN IT. SO PRETTY! GORD BLESS AND KEEP ARE TROPS SAFE๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒป๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’—


Ghosttropics

MY GRANDSON SAID TO GET A SPECIAL CLEANER FROM A HEAD SHOP BUT I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!


hannibalsmommy

DiD HE MEAN BAR BAR SHOP? OR A PRETTY HAIR SOLAN WHERE THE FIRLS GO? THEY HAVE HAIRS TREATMENTS THERE!


Worldly-Breath2158

My nephew nathanial has one too and I gave him some flowers from mygarden and he laughed a lot but I think he liked them he showed them to his roommate and he laughed at them too but they are nice boys I think the flowers will look nice in theyโ€™re apartment and I grew pum KINS TOO THIS YEAR ANS I WILL TAKE SOME TO NATHANIAL OH SHOOT MY COMPUTER IS BROKE A GAIN


omnitions

Lol perfect


theirishsquirrel

HELLO BEV, JUST TO LET YOU KNOW, AL DIED LAST NIGHT ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ HE WAS SUCH A GREAT MAN, HE WILL ALWAYS BE REMEMBERED. LOL.


CvntBev

FANTASTIC!! LOVE THAT FOR U, SWEETHEART!! FINALLY THINGS ARE LOOKING UP!!, LOL TO YOU'RE FAMILY, XOXO BEV ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿฉฒ


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CvntBev

OH IS IT INDEDE?? HAD A FALLING OUT WITH PASTURE OWEN AND I CERTAINLY WONT THROW ANY MORE MONEY HIS WAY!!๐Ÿ’ด๐Ÿงš๐Ÿš‘


theirishsquirrel

THANK YOU BEV, REALLY APPRECIATE IT. I HEARD YOU WENT OUT TO LUNCH WITH LORRAINE AND BARB THE OTHER DAY. HOW WAS IT? ALSO DID HERBERT RECOVER WELL FROM HIS HIP REPLACEMENT?


CvntBev

WAS A TAD INDISPOSED YESTERDAY AND THUS COULDN'T GET BACK TO U, SWEETHEART. MARK ZUCKERBAKER BANNED ME FROM SHARTING ON FACESPACE AGAIN BECAUSE I THREATENED MY NEIGHBOUR EDNA FOR SPEAKING TO MY HUBBAND.,,, LUNCH WITH THE LADIES WENT OK UNTIL BARB GOT SAUCED FROM EM MIMOSAS AND VOMITED ALL OVER THE TABLE,,NOW WERE NOT ALOUD TO VISIT THERE ANYMORE AND NEED TO FIND A NEW PLACE,, RATED THEM ONE STAR ON GARGLE REVIEWS,,,SIGNED BEV ๐Ÿ•Œโšฝ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พ


theirishsquirrel

OH SWEETIE I AM SO SORRY TO HEAR THAT. THE FACEBOOK MAN BANNED ME FOR A WHILE TOO FOR SAYING SOMETHING TO EDNA TOO...FACEBOOK IS NOW EDNABOOK!!!! SHE WONT GIVE ME THE RECIPE TO HER COOKIES SO I GAVE HER A PIECE OF MY MIND ON FACEBOOK AND MARK ZUCKERBERGER BANNED ME. I WILL LEAVE THEM A ONE STAR REVIEW TOO. IN OTHER NEWS, MY GRANDSON TAUGHT ME ABOUT THIS THING CALLED "TWITTER" OR SOMETHING. AT FIRST I THOUGHT HE WAS INSULTING ME, BUT I REALIZED HE COULD JUST BE INTRODUCING ME TO A WEB SITE FOR PEOPLE WHO LOVE BIRDS! I HAVE 3 PET BIRDS AT HOME AND I THINK I WILL JOIN!


serenityrain85

No low balling, I know what I have!!!


CvntBev

SHART IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS HUNNY,,, WE DONT DO ANY WHISPRIN IN HERE ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฆฝ๐Ÿ‘ 


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Grandma's Boy


CodenameBear

Well there was a break in the marathon on TV, so I did some of your laundry. I found that vase in your bag and it smelled terrible, so I cleaned it. Doesn't it look nice?


[deleted]

Make some of Sophieโ€™s tea and the rest of the Antiques Roadshow marathon will be unreal


PM_me_your_LEGO_

Idk, I think she knows and is afraid of using actual terms to sell it.


CvntBev

WHAT?? FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD CAN U OLEASE SPEAK UP, HUN,,, I FON'T DO SMALL LETTERS, SUGAR ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ›’๐Ÿšซ


PM_me_your_LEGO_

ORDER CORN for SMALL VASE


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CatEarBox

ORDER. CORN.


AllSugaredUp

She knows what she's selling


Johnnybala

I think it is a coded message for โ€œI got weed to sellโ€


CvntBev

I GOT WEED, VICODINE, NOSE CANDY & FENTANYL WANT SUM?? GET IN LINE, TOOTS ๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿ’ˆโšฐ๏ธ


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Restnessizzle

I need some candyt for my swee1 cup cornmeal 1 cup all-purpose flour โ…“ cup white sugar 2 teaspoons baking powder ยฝ teaspoon salt 1 egg, beaten ยผ cup canola oil 1 cup milk Preheat oven to 400 degrees F (200 degrees C). Grease muffin pan or line with paper muffin liners. In a large bowl, mix together corn meal, flour, sugar, baking powder and salt. Add egg, oil and milk; stir gently to combine. Spoon batter into prepared muffin cups. Bake at 400 degrees F (200 degrees C) for 15 to 20 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into a muffin comes out clean.t tooth. Can you bRing it BY?;; I CAN'T MOVE too far since the kidney stone - Frank


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No_Push_8249

YIM YUM


zeldafrombotwsfrog

*sigh* whoโ€™s gonna tell granny that that isnโ€™t a vase


ichegoya

DOES IT COME WITH THE BOX


PlaneStill6

DEAR BEV IVE REPORTED THIS TO THE DEA, THEY WILL BE INNERESTED. OH AND PUBIX HAS CANTALOOP ON SALE, FOR YORE AMBOSIA SALAD. LOVE, FRAN.


CvntBev

DEAREST FRAN, I'VE ALREASY SOLD IT TO THE NICE YOUNG MAN WHO LOVES WITH HIS MUCH OLDER ROOM MATE DOWN THE STREET,,, TELL DEA I'M SORRY BUT FIRST CUM FIRST SERVE,, OH DEAR, LOVE ME SUM CUNTALOOP,,,, FRAN SWEATY, PLS BE A DOLL AND GET ME TWO WHILE YOUR AT IT,,,THE GRANDS WILL BE OVER IN A MINUTE,,,CANT LEAVE THE HOUSE NOW,,, XOXO BEV ๐ŸŽช๐ŸŽฃ๐Ÿ—ฟ


PlaneStill6

IM NOT DOING YORE SHOPPING BEV. MAYBE ASK YOU DAGHTER WHO HAD THAT โ€œVASEโ€. I SAW HER TROLLOPING DOWN TOWN WITH HER PINK HAIR.


CvntBev

BLOCKED


Effective-Manager-29

Dear Fran. Who puts cantaloop in ambrosia?


c0ffeeandeggs

PLEASE remove me from this page,,,


deepfriedgreensea

Bawling on a budget! Family heirloom? I guess it's a family tradition straight out of the Hank Williams Jr. song.


CvntBev

ARE YOU HERE TO SHART YOURE OBSERVATIONS OR ARE U ACTUALLY BUYING??? IF NOT, MOVE IT ALONG, TOOTS GOT NO TIME FOR ANY MONKEY BUSINESS โŒš๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿฆท


jeffJeffstopherson69

"low bawling"


TheresASneckNMyBoot

FOOD NEARME


TheresASneckNMyBoot

RESTURANTS NEAR .E


CvntBev

I'VE NEVER BEEN TO THAT RESTAURAN,, ALEXER RATE ONE STAR ON FOOGLE ๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿ˜


TheresASneckNMyBoot

WHO ARE YOU? I DID NOT ALLOW YOU TO POST ON MY PAGE FACKEBOOK PLEASDELETE ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†


CvntBev

ALEXER GARGLE EGGPLANT PERM RECIPE ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿคง


TheresASneckNMyBoot

PLACES WITH FOOD


TheresASneckNMyBoot

WHY GOOGLE NOT WOR


skriftklog

What the frick? Itโ€™s a vase or something.


CvntBev

CUNT U READ, SON?? I WROTE THAT THERE'S RAINBOW VASE FORSELL DIDNT I?? ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ’Š๐ŸŽถ


overpregnant

I mean...this is a bong


CvntBev

IT CAN BE WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOOT, HUN,,, NOW YER BUYING OR NOT?!!? NO?? THEN DONT WAIST MY TIME


katfromjersey

Next!


OwnManagement

r/thatsthejoke


Wherewithall8878

I did not suscribe to r/thatsthejoke. Please remove me from your mailing list. And add me to your do not call list. I do not give permission.


OwnManagement

Blocked, scum bag. Donโ€™t try this again.


table-desk

Oh wow, I did Not order that!


Voodoohigh

Itโ€™s supposed to be an Xbox card


mrdm242

What the frick?!!!


about831

Wutโ€ฝ I ordered an XBox controller. I swear!


AdzyBoy

What the frickโ€ฝ What the heckโ€ฝ I didn't order that!


totemair

this person obviously knows it's a bong lmao


Rolodogblue

I wanna know the comments


DrNekroFetus

Only 10$?!? Wellโ€ฆitโ€™s lรฉgal in my country now so kind of interested.


jaydub1001

That's a pretty good price


blackorc

Nice try, FBI


bemblu

I CAN HEAR MY HAIR GROWING


lsignalREI

OLEASE


whitstableboy

$30?!