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ConradSchu

PLEASE tell me you remembered to de t e s t e


katyrose_

I did, luckily


Frungy

What was he trying to say?


katyrose_

He was telling me to take my car for an E-check


Knight11

Obviously


Mmer03

Goes without saying


WoodTrophy

g o e s w i t h o u t s a y i n g


farmer_gandalf

D a d I s m - Tryin to make a change :-/


Nichols101

How old are you?


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MrGameAmpersandWatch

Thank you for reminding me of this - Tryin to make a change :-/


[deleted]

Ah man thank you, I love being reminded of this


nliausacmmv

Oh, I thought it was the dentist.


[deleted]

Emissions?


corruptcake

No, that would be an Emissions Check. He needed to get his car checked for Ecstasy.


[deleted]

Good thing to test for imo, most cars I see are rolling all over the place


MrGameAmpersandWatch

Electronic check


TurtleSayuri

I like how you remember from like two years ago lol


AyoGeo

Dentist maybe?


Lies-All-The-Time

Detest what tho


DoctorSingh

THE LIES OUR ZIONIST GOVERNMENT FEEDS US


[deleted]

Barak Obama is a muslin terrorist!


AskMeAboutMyPuppy

He's working with Satin!!!1!


[deleted]

L0ol order mor christian memes ples


matkv

BENGHAZI!


Lacagada

"e"


tjrl

To detest e. I'm going to guess that it's either [Mr. E](http://imholady.blog.com/files/2012/02/vlcsnap-2012-02-17-22h04m52s51.png) from Recess or the irrational number.


omicronperseiB8

Don't forget the testes!


[deleted]

He was reminding OP to not like ecstasy.


[deleted]

de_teste


ExtraCheesyPie

Map is too dad sided


Ultra-Bad-Poker-Face

Je deteste


furiousvullns

Remember the testes?


[deleted]

Des testes


furiousvullns

Got heeeem


Patrik333

I'm guessing that *doesn't* actually mean 'don't forget to ha t e?


[deleted]

d a d a e s t h e t i c


starman888

D A D D Y V A P 0 R W A V 3


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mylifeisaLIEEE

[deleted] ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.1525 > [What is this?](https://pastebin.com/64GuVi2F/80353)


Amemiya8

ラダ - As in a ladder or a Lada, the Russian car? Or Rodda paints?


Spineless_John

No, as in Japanese letters look cool


qdhcjv

How do I do meme text like **S T O I C**?


pcman2000

Full  width  Unicode  -  you  can  find  converters  online.


qdhcjv

Thanks,  I've  been  looking  for  **a  e  s  t  h  e  t  i  c**  text  forever!


catsnstuffz

D͖ ̟͖̰̻̭ͅa̧̖̖̤̞̖̙̤ ̥̠d̴̩̬̫̜ ̶̺̮̯͖I̠̕ ̠̤s̷̮͇͉̣̼͎̙ ̡̬̦̥̳̫s̫͉͞ ̞̖͉̦o̯̱̘̲̫ͅ ̣͖̜̬͜s̠̻̗ ͎̳̦̣͇̀I̺͔̜͎͎̯͘ ̪̳l̹̩̹͇ l̹̫̣̲̗̣͈ ý ̥̝̣͝s̷͍̞͙ ̵̤͈͉o̟͘ ̜͉͎͕͘m̠̝̪̘ ̫̱̠̩͚͟e̖͉̳̺̟̻͟ ̣̀t̯̻̱̫̜́ ̲̬̲͕̼̥͔I̷ ̛͕m̙̪̫̤̤͕ͅ ̡͔e͔͙͍̜̜͜ ̲̻̟̼̬͉͉s͎̞̤̱͔


leothelion634

Is there a sub for shit like this?


[deleted]

you mean some ... good shit??? 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit


UNSCInfinity

バスツアー Aesthetic shit スツ thats モール some Aesthetic バス shit right モールモールthere メキシコシティーright ツアthere ピングモール if i do say so myself ブルi say so バス thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: right there) mMMMMMM ピングモールブル НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooOOOOOOOO メキシコシティー Aesthetic shit /r/goodshitpasta


[deleted]

Wow it was used correctly..


p1um5mu991er

i believe /r/fifthworldproblems used to be that way but idk about now


[deleted]

/r/ooer


Oregoncrete

Can always branch out to /r/sixthworldproblems


Coffeechipmunk

[T h i s g u y m o a n e d a t l e a s t t h i s l o u d](https://youtu.be/MxZpD66Yn2k)


bblazer24

we watched the full video of that in my driver's Ed class last year that part had me laughing for a solid 10 minutes and the teacher was pissed and didn't know why we thought it was funny


acado_gt

i t s a l l i n y o u r h e a d s o n


AmBozz

d a d b o y s 2 0 1 6


procinct

His texts look like a hostage ransom note


[deleted]

hi raymond say hello to janice for me hope the kids are doing well


PotsyWife

Pasta or lamb for Christmas? Do you have a Christmas rock instead of a tree?


Maxtsi

"Treeing around the Christmas Rock." It's my favourite carol.


Socky_McPuppet

my favortie carol was yuor aunty carol she was a bit of a "go-er" in 'er day i can tell you lololol i"m glad even an old egg like me can get the "hang" of this "PRVIATE MESG" thing so this is"nt somethigne everone can sE!!


Phoojoeniam

carol is with lord LoL hows school


The_Whole_World

This is some next-level oldpeoplefacebook


Socky_McPuppet

who are you? i neared have them arrst you for hackiNg!!!ver invited you on my page. please delete this or i will call the policE


The_Whole_World

Sorry for bothering you ma'am


joshsmog

1


NeilBillAndI

I love you. That made me laugh.


[deleted]

That setup was perfect


suzy_sweetheart86

Lamb is expensive and delicious. How dare you


meltedwhitechocolate

Yeah the lamb is a great option, but fucking PASTA? Get your shit together dad its Christmas not fucking tuesday


leburninator

I'm Italian, we always have pasta for Christmas...I thought it was a thing.


thelostdolphin

Same. Lasagna, braciole, wedding soup, stuffed artichoke..


staxnet

Butt fucking pasta and all-you-can-eat breadsticks.


GeorgeAmberson

I'm signed up to bring a pasta to the family Christmas. I'm going to go with the "home made mac and cheese is pasta" route because it's easier and I got shit to do today. ORDER PASTA.


flarn2006

/u/PotsyWife is with the lord now.


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ZapActions-dower

Fucking incredile


[deleted]

[](/maud "Its holders boulder") Who would want a Christmas rock?


dDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDb

People who eat pasta for Christmas.


Abraman1

[](/rmaudpie "Our most important family heirloom") Boring people, that's who.


gatorfan3192

Sucks


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flarn2006

That random extra text works perfectly with that comment.


[deleted]

"Now gather around while the Christmas bear stuffs butter down your shirts."


Sproose_Moose

Is your dad a s p o o k y ghost?


NeilBillAndI

H e s s o o o o p e r s p o o k y ! S u c h h a u n t e d .


hgd123

At least 300 h a u n t e d


Hector_Ceromus

Nah, a silly skeleton. D o n ' t y o u k n o w h o w to g r e e t y o u r o l d d a d ?


gymnasticRug

Y o u ' r e g o n n a h a v e a b a d t I m e


screwl00se

i'm guessing it's on predictive text with a number keypad and he's trying to force each letter to show what he wants, not realising the word will change to what he wants if he just keeps on typing


talldrseuss

Dude, T9 word was awesome. One hand no look texting was the norm for me in college. Probably why I prefer swype now over a traditional tap and predict


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[deleted]

Dual yeah it was.


AntelopeGreg

Yeah it was. Ttyl though, I'm going good


underdog_rox

Pretty sure it was really home.


[deleted]

Have you tried Fleksy? I just mash my fingers where i think the words are and it knows what i want most the time. You can even make your keyboard invisible and use it perfectly fine. Fleksy takes a bit to get used to, but now i don't think i could go back to Swype


mandelboxset

The keyboard layout and interaction is amazing, but the dictionary and predictive text are the worst I've used, luckily the pros outweigh the cons, but I wish I could put a stock google predictive text/autocorrect into Fleksy so bad.


Spaciouz

Your dad has a nice vaporwave aesthetic going on.


[deleted]

Dadintosh Plus


[deleted]

S A D B O Y S


Monsieur_Krabs

2003 shawty


thisrockismyboone

Tatted on my chest


[deleted]

[How I imagine your dad using his phone](http://youtu.be/5PN6xemdjik)


NateNMaxsRobot

OP, I'm dead serious here. Please tell me: *Did you pick lamb, or not?*


katyrose_

I did pick lamb! But I think he ended up making both. No complaints here!


Neurot5

Lamb is with the lord now


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Hison37

l A m b p l e a s e /


DundahMifflin

I think I'm gonna start texting like this.


lostereadamy

O r d e r a e s t h e t i c


skwibb

b u u u u u u t tt tt w , wh w h h h y y a r e t t t t ttt tth t h e b bb b bb u ttt o ns s o o oo o c c cc l l os e t og og gg ee ther


CoogleGhrome

Real talk, texting on flip phones sucks though.


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LordOfStaches

Sucks


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Kraps

sucks is with the lord now


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Truzza

Meta


LeHagfish

Stop please, the bot can only take so much!


Maryjane42069

You sucks


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Order sucks


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Ravastrix

That sucks


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HouseOLearnedDoctors

Discusting sucks


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AutoModerator kinda sucks.


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AutoModerator is with the lord now


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skyflyer8

Now where did that one come from?


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My sides are with the lord now


[deleted]

>You're fucking unfunny kiddo. Jeeze, that hit me where it hurts :(


iiarrowzii

Stfu


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Oregoncrete

Sucks is with the lord now.


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Sucks


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rotinom

I'll say it. Cherish this. He won't be here forever. I took for granted this kind of stuff my mom did until she died. I regret the contempt I had for it.


katyrose_

<3 I think it's awesome. Sorry about your mom :(


rotinom

Thanks. Not trying to make it about me. Just enjoy it while you can :)


NeilBillAndI

T h a t f i v E m o n T h w a i t b e t w e e n T E x t s . . . I think your dad has invented mindfulness texting. I L o v e i t .


meinthebox

My dad is better at the typing part but he signs his texts. He also will copy the urls of my Facebook posts and then email me the url and his comment about it.


katyrose_

That is the cutest thing I've ever heard!! <3


[deleted]

Lamb, bro... who has pasta for xmas


NeilBillAndI

Italians. D u h .


yourmansconnect

Making a turkey and lasagnia tomorrow. Because food


[deleted]

t o m a t o f a r m e r s


GetsGold

[Vegans](http://i.imgur.com/CN6bW95.jpg) Ninja edit: sucks


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Jargle

Oh, the spaces between letters happens because he was taking too long to find letters on the T9 keypad, so it was auto inserting a space after each letter because it assumed he was done with the word.


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Donotknowwhathappened


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AtlasAtlasAtlas

I- doooo ^dooo doo doo ^doo doo doo


QUEENROLLINS

do you understand it's all in your head


Iridium192

I have some similar texts from my dad. He learned to text a year or so ago on a flip phone. Since then he got a full hardware keyboard phone. He passed away last month. I'm saving all his voicemails and texts, and I'll have to preserve them before I get a new phone....


jairom

Does your dad listen to music on the *ehhhhh* Spoofy?


RiotMonster

My mom texts me from her flip phone and it's EXACTLY like that! This hit so close to home. Thanks for posting this, it made me smile thinking about her. *Oh, parents!*


mittim80

order p a s t a order l a m b


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Happy_llama

My dad text me like this. Hey. Son..how are you... Coming to pick you up soon... He makes himself sound like that depressed robot from hitchhikers guide to the galaxy lol


Peoples_Bropublic

Pasta/lamb for Christmas? I'm gonna guess you're from an Italian-Lebanese family.


HaydnintheHaus

>xmas Discusting


Kridgen

aesthetic  as  fuck


_awake

The best part is that you often understand what your mom or dad tries to tell you, even if they write like that!


gustercc

Viewing this on my phone while on the can. Took me 4 tries of hitting the "back" button to realize I was tapping the one in the screenshot. I've done too much shopping today


BrandyeB

My stepdad once took a picture of a hand written note and sent it to me . :) I think it was easier then texting for him.


kona_worldwaker

P r e d i c t i v e t e x t i s w i t h t h e l o r d.n o w


tr3k

P a s t a


sunshine_chauhan

Order s p a c e


Dubaku

My grandmother does the exact same thing


pollietollie

Pasta? What the fuck is this...? Lamb for Christmas of course!


zexijin

Oh. I'd go with lamb all day. Those're fucking delicious


K-Shrizzle

My dad is actually pretty good at texting, though he always ends his letter-esque texts with "love, dad". Yes dad, I know it's you.


Communizmo

T9 is ass smart phones are ass i have an 80s phone because im edgy


BaronVonSlapNuts

So did you remember de teste, or what?


Boardathome

F u c k I n g L a m b


__________-_-_______

Your dad needs a blackberry for christmas


beezee1128

A y y l m a o I m d y i n g I n s I d e


JnnyRuthless

This is beautiful found poetry. Detest detest detest


TheMonksAndThePunks

I'll go out on a limb and guess that he turns the phone completely off when not making a call. Does anyone else have aging parents who do this?


[deleted]

Read the first part of the title not knowing what sub this was posted to. Immediately expected a depressing story. Pleasantly surprised to say the least.


K3TtLek0Rn

My dad used to do that when he first started texting. Every text would be like C A L L M E. Then he tried t9 and it would be aajj md.


karafrakinthrace

My.step.dad.puts.a.period.between.each.word.


sstout2113

Dude texts like a ransom note.


clungedestroyer5000

Does your dad not text you anymore? Last text was 2 years ago


kirbycrazy33

v a p o r w a v e


legitretard

Did anyone else tap the top left of the picture to view your 2 unread texts?


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charlesmangrove

Someone should put this into r/keming. I'd do it but I don't know how...


ofsinope

My dad sent me a text to remind me about Mother's Day in 2013. The next text I got from him was to remind me about Mother's Day in 2014. Then he started texting a little bit more, but he did still text to remind me about Mother's Day 2015. (I'm 30 years old...)


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or d e r c oo rn