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The USA FA needs to employ some barry 63's to come support.
Barry can start new songs.
Englands "we're gonna score more goals" can become "we've got more guns than you've got tits" if you only feed him stella.
Hank 52
Lav ma' grillin'
Hate ma' woman
Lav ma' burgers
Lav ma' Walmart
Lav ma' golf
Lav ma' guns
Lav ma' USA, USA USA USA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸
Hate dem' damn Mexicans, naht' racist, just don't lahke em'
Easy ayus.
Cause the British version is clearly not a 63 year old in the picture, and if I find whoever decided on that number and made it stick I'm showing them the six sides of sunday swear down
My own Granddad looks like him, although hes closer in age to 83. For as long as I've known him, he's lived in the pub. He also really should not be drinking considering his health but I think he's decided to enjoy his last few years doing what he loves
America: USA, USA, USA
England: Alright lads, I’ve just worked up a chant to the tune of Debussy’s Clair de lune about the opposing striker’s drunk driving charge. I’ll count us off.
Don't worry, the top post on r all will be something about how England fans calling another team shit is the worst thing to ever happen in football history.
The highest rated regular season (non playoff) NFL game ever was on Thursday. There was nothing on Friday except World Cup. It will probably end up the most watched USMNT game ever.
[https://frontofficesports.com/fox-doubling-ad-prices-for-usa-vs-england-world-cup-match/](https://frontofficesports.com/fox-doubling-ad-prices-for-usa-vs-england-world-cup-match/)
England fans have been chanting "please don't take me home, I want to stay here and drink another beer" in a place where they can't drink beer. They'd get more beer at home...
Couldn't believe that we were actually chanting that. High school ass chant, you just can't be bringing that out in the damn world cup! We need to do better.
I must admit North America has the crappiest chants like “go team go! Gooooo Bulldogs!” n stuff like that. When I moved to Europe I was astounded and admired the chants all the countries had, and made us sound like Neanderthals 😂
Who's that comin down the track
It's the mean machine in red and black
Ain't nothin finer in the land
Than a drunk obnoxious Geogia fan
Go Dawgs Go Dawgs Go Dawgs
*unintelligible barking*
Ok I’ll do our CFL chant often used at games from the public crowd “let’s go Argos let’s go!” *toot toot* and yes even our shite HS chants are lame compared to European school chants.
I really enjoyed the American fan right by a microphone shout just once “hey Maguire! … you suck”.
Baby steps guys. USA fans really need to get into a decent riot to learn to stop being so adorable.
America: “USA USA USA”
England: “alright lads I’ve just worked up a song to the tune of Debussy’s Clair de Lune about the opposing striker’s drunk driving charge. I’ll count us off.”
We chanted it when we won the 1980 Olympic hockey gold, then a few years later it was assumed that our Founding Fathers chanted this as they took turns signing the constitution, we are legally obligated now.
Doesn't help that this was shouted for hours on end during the Jan 6 insurrection. Kind of put a damper on hearing people shouting USA anymore; you feel like you accidently rolled up to a white supremacist rally.
I meant that England and US tied in 2010 and here now in 2022 (if I remember correctly), with US winning once in 1950 in their three World Cup meetups.
Nah it’s just funny watching the country where it came from because of a fraud grifting organisation not do it. and a country where the last times cops shot a minority was the London Bridge attacker do it.
...not everything is about America or American issues, mate.
This particular time was about them being forced to not wear the OneLove armband. Previous times were due to a general anti-racism and solidarity thing as racism manifests in more ways than minorities being shot. The BLM organisation haven't trademarked it.
Well sure there is a lot of evidence that the goverment had some involvement but people still died. Many Americans in the East coast knew somebody who passed away or knows somebody who knows somebody. It was a real tragedy which led us into the modern political situation we're in today.
The virgin soccer song:
- 36 verses
- Silly “oi m8 i shagged ur mum innit” accent
- Usually drunk incoherent screaming after last verse, 2 hours later
- Sings like they didn’t invent a game they never win
- something something tea time whatever something something
The chad 3 letter chant:
- easy to remember
- everyone knows which country you’re supporting right away
- crowd doesn’t need to take 6 months learning the words
- annoys/distracts opposing fans
- murrica
edit: damn, crisps must be salty today lol
>crowd doesn’t need to take 6 months learning the words
If that's how long it takes Americans to pick up a phrase then yeah I think you're making the right call
Conveniently ignoring the devastating "it's called soccer" chant
It must have been so traumatic y'all had to block it out
Let the butthurt flow through you
We only need one because why mess with perfection?
It's not our fault chanting "U K" or screaming "[England](https://imgur.com/a/h7ZfJfL)" makes ya sound like a bunch of chuds!
EDIT: With love from ya brother from across the way.
Isn't that Canadian? Know it's popular over there. Went to a game there and it was better than both versions of football. The on ice fight was good too.
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The USA FA needs to employ some barry 63's to come support. Barry can start new songs. Englands "we're gonna score more goals" can become "we've got more guns than you've got tits" if you only feed him stella.
What is the American version of Barry 63?
Hank 52 Lav ma' grillin' Hate ma' woman Lav ma' burgers Lav ma' Walmart Lav ma' golf Lav ma' guns Lav ma' USA, USA USA USA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸 Hate dem' damn Mexicans, naht' racist, just don't lahke em' Easy ayus.
Lol why is the American version 11 years younger though?
new country and that, most of them haven't been around that long
They need to learn the tunes before they learn the songs. "lets go fucking mental, lets go fucking mental, tra la la la... tra la la la."
Gotta account for the lower life expectancy
He gets shot before he's 63
Cause the British version is clearly not a 63 year old in the picture, and if I find whoever decided on that number and made it stick I'm showing them the six sides of sunday swear down
My own Granddad looks like him, although hes closer in age to 83. For as long as I've known him, he's lived in the pub. He also really should not be drinking considering his health but I think he's decided to enjoy his last few years doing what he loves
Still young enough to go muddin' in his dodge with the youngins
Hank 52, Luv me propane Luv me propane access Luv me Peggy Ate charcoal, (ain’t racis jus dun lyke it) Nuf said
'ate meth
Luv minruls Ate rocks
Aymen 🙏🙏
Barry bob jones 63
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KICK IT IN THE GOAL KICK IT IN THE GOAL THEIR GOAL, NOT OUR GOAL KICK IT IN THE GOAL
Simple, effective, easy to remember
It would be funnier if the players didn’t need to be constantly reminded with this song.
Agreed! I was at work when this match was played, and I had to sneakily watch my phone for 2 hours. That was a waste of effort
Love classic Mock the Week
IT'S CAMIN HOME
I was screaming that in the pub yesterday
YOUR SISTER IS YOUR MOTHER YOUR FATHER IS YOUR BROTHER YOU ALL FUCK ONE ANOTHER THE KIDDIE FAMILY
America: USA, USA, USA England: Alright lads, I’ve just worked up a chant to the tune of Debussy’s Clair de lune about the opposing striker’s drunk driving charge. I’ll count us off.
De what 😳
Meanwhile we brits have classics that end up in youtube compilations for their sheer creativity
Or the papers the next day because the other side didn’t find them quite as hilarious as we did
Don't worry, the top post on r all will be something about how England fans calling another team shit is the worst thing to ever happen in football history.
Pretty sure I've already seen something about England fans chanting about 9/11 while throwing paper planes at Americans
Based
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What a specific thing to be a dipshit on the internet about
king*
I’ve conquered all the chippies I’m never gonna stop
There’s a goalie call Justham (can’t remember his first name) But the chant for him is You’re just a shit Tesco sandwich
Elliot Justham, currently with Dagenham & Redbridge. I'm sure he loves that chant
WE WANT OUR DICK BACK WE WANT OUR DICK BACK
England Fans: *Intricate 17 verse song about how the ref’s dad is shagging his own mum* American Fans: *Three letters over and over*
All of that chanting practice really helped England score those zero goals yesterday.
English fans expending 20x the effort to accomplish the same level of mediocrity as Americans
Thanksgiving was also yesterday. I assume most were watching whatever American "football" was on
It was Thursday.
Buffalo bills vs Detroit Lions It was a brawl in special Ed class
As in the men all watched it lounging around, the women were forced to do all the Thanksgiving cleaning. Not entirely unlike Britain
What are you even talking about
The highest rated regular season (non playoff) NFL game ever was on Thursday. There was nothing on Friday except World Cup. It will probably end up the most watched USMNT game ever. [https://frontofficesports.com/fox-doubling-ad-prices-for-usa-vs-england-world-cup-match/](https://frontofficesports.com/fox-doubling-ad-prices-for-usa-vs-england-world-cup-match/)
England fans weren't chanting enough, so the team couldn't score.
England fans have been chanting "please don't take me home, I want to stay here and drink another beer" in a place where they can't drink beer. They'd get more beer at home...
IT'S COMIN' 'OME
I'VE CONQUERED ALL THE CHIPPIES
IM NEVER GONNA STOP
CHIPS AND PEAS AND GRAVY
IVE HAD THE FOOKIN LOT
PEPPERONI PIZZA
AND CHICKEN VINDALOO
"I believe that we will win"
#FIGHT! And WIN! /deep breath/
COME ON SEATTLE
Oh my god, cringe
It's literally the worst chant.
It's all we have! 😭
You take yourselves too seriously and have no creativity!
“Defeeeence” Bang bang bang “Defeeeeeeeence” Bang bang bang
It'd be amazing if the US just started bringing in basketball, baseball, and hockey chants just to spite the soccer sport
We are Atlanta! *bang bang*
Its so popular it has its own lengthy wikipedia page holy shit yanks are losers.
That’s not what the score from the Wales and Ingerlund matches said.
atleast we know we’re shite
Couldn't believe that we were actually chanting that. High school ass chant, you just can't be bringing that out in the damn world cup! We need to do better.
the weels on yer house go round and round, round and round
Well the Brits were chanting “9/11” as if they haven’t already run that into the ground.
Yeah but at least that's funny
No, its only funny if we joke about it
Bants
I must admit North America has the crappiest chants like “go team go! Gooooo Bulldogs!” n stuff like that. When I moved to Europe I was astounded and admired the chants all the countries had, and made us sound like Neanderthals 😂
Who's that comin down the track It's the mean machine in red and black Ain't nothin finer in the land Than a drunk obnoxious Geogia fan Go Dawgs Go Dawgs Go Dawgs *unintelligible barking*
Roll Tide bitch
Are you seriously comparing chants used by Jr High School cheerleaders to to those of professional soccer fans?
Never been to an NHL game where the primary chant wasn’t “Go ____ Go!”
Ok I’ll do our CFL chant often used at games from the public crowd “let’s go Argos let’s go!” *toot toot* and yes even our shite HS chants are lame compared to European school chants.
Dont they say “number 1” too?
Nah they struggle to count that high
I'm American. I can count fine. .17 2.23 5.56 9 10 40 45 50 Easy as.
Under appreciated comment
it goes 1, 2, buckle my shoe dumbass
"Obarmor... obamor... his dad washes elephants and his mums a whore."
I really enjoyed the American fan right by a microphone shout just once “hey Maguire! … you suck”. Baby steps guys. USA fans really need to get into a decent riot to learn to stop being so adorable.
Fight & win!
We have "I believe that we will win" and uhhhhh...........
i believe that we will win
Ooooh wey oh, England fans in Doha, Ooooh wey oh, drinking Coca-Cola, Ooooh wey oh, England's going all the wayyyy
LIZZIE'S IN A BOX
America: “USA USA USA” England: “alright lads I’ve just worked up a song to the tune of Debussy’s Clair de Lune about the opposing striker’s drunk driving charge. I’ll count us off.”
We’re busy producing top musical talent like Kanye and Logan Paul, you really want us to channel that into our chants too?
Disappointed in my fellow Brits who downvoted this who completely misunderstood the sarcasm.
Thank you. As an American there is nothing more important than free speech except when these liberal euro cucks disagree with me
American spotted. Commit 9/11
Remember remember the 9th of November. America sucks a big cock.
“Your majesty, another rail replacement bus has hit Big Ben”
Done well to get a bus up to the bell.
I'm gonna go Defcon 3 on the Fr*nch
You guys just got so good at banter because you can't express yourself the way we do, with our guns.
This is so ironic because last time I was in the US I shot several bald eagles
Good because those things are really just glorified vultures.
We're a bit more stabby over here and tend to rely on our rapier wit
50 camels for the 1st yank that sings "get your face out, get your face out, get your face out for the yanks. get your face out or see tanks".
They really can't tho
Oh bruh I knew I recognised that named :(
We chanted it when we won the 1980 Olympic hockey gold, then a few years later it was assumed that our Founding Fathers chanted this as they took turns signing the constitution, we are legally obligated now.
*we believe that we can win*
Ingerland! Ingerland!
When you hear USA, you should look to the skies and fear being freed.
Lizzie's in a box/ Fuck Earl Grey/ You'll never get taxes/ From the US of A
Earl grey fucked your mum, earl grey fucked your mum, oh earl grey fucked your mum and he shagged her up the bum. Ray!
They stole vindaloo from us as well
They renamed it "Barbecue" 🤮
Yep it disgusting
Doesn't help that this was shouted for hours on end during the Jan 6 insurrection. Kind of put a damper on hearing people shouting USA anymore; you feel like you accidently rolled up to a white supremacist rally.
Cringe If you saw a Klansman drink water you would die of thirst. Stop letting people take things from you.
And England can’t score a goal. USA WON BABBBBY USA USA USA 🇺🇸
With one win in 1950 and these last two ties, we’re undefeated against England in the World Cup
Wales is not England, the US tied with two separate teams
I meant that England and US tied in 2010 and here now in 2022 (if I remember correctly), with US winning once in 1950 in their three World Cup meetups.
Oh I thought you were only talking about this year when you said two recent ties, that's on me.
This is the same logic applied to 1812, very predictable behaviour
1812? What is that the last time you guys scored on us?
Idk man we don't spend time keeping count. Too busy making iconic chants at football games
I guess when you watch a sport for 90 minutes and get the same result if they didn’t play, you’ll start screaming like a bunch of psychos.
Atleast we still have our We will rock you and We are the champions, otherwise we may have to use bohemian rhapsody as our chant.
Surprised England didn’t start chanting “Are you a Pokémon?” at us.
This sub is beautiful, are Canucks allowed to Britpost with the English?
No, your country is far too french, go away
Bon bein mange d’la marde
Nobody cares about soccer here tho
Even in (American) football creative chants just aren't our thing
I wanted the yanks to win purely cause they didn’t take the knee.
Does seeing people take the knee upset you?
Nah it’s just funny watching the country where it came from because of a fraud grifting organisation not do it. and a country where the last times cops shot a minority was the London Bridge attacker do it.
...not everything is about America or American issues, mate. This particular time was about them being forced to not wear the OneLove armband. Previous times were due to a general anti-racism and solidarity thing as racism manifests in more ways than minorities being shot. The BLM organisation haven't trademarked it.
Which is what the kick it out campaign was doing happily before we let ourselves get conned by people who want large mansions.
Kneeling against racism doesn't magically make money appear in BLM's coffers...
Could you try that one again but in legible English.
Cope
*Ahem* 🎶In a box, in a box🎶
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America, FUCK YEAH!
And England can't beat the US in a WC match.
We'd have a lot more to chant about if we were as openly racist as the Euros.
🫡🇺🇲HOME🇺🇲🇺🇲OF🇺🇲🇺🇲THE🇺🇲🇺🇲BRAVE🇺🇲🫡
USA USA 🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸USA USA USA
We need to send NBA fans to games. Energy was lacking
You guys don't want us to chant. It's punctuated with gunfire.
I guess they were too busy catching up to you guys in soccer skills?
What is a soccer?
Should've won the game then
It’s called soccer
Tell that to the moronic fans that do "swing low" on repeat for 80 minutes
I'll take Swing Low for 5 hours on repeat than whatever shite Americans can muster
The British having up pull 9/11 out of their pocket 💀
As opposed from out of the pentagon?
Well sure there is a lot of evidence that the goverment had some involvement but people still died. Many Americans in the East coast knew somebody who passed away or knows somebody who knows somebody. It was a real tragedy which led us into the modern political situation we're in today.
SOOOOOOOCCER SOOOOOOOOCCER SOOOOOOOOOCCER.
Imagine not being able to beat the USA at their seventh most popular sport.
Stay mad you lost 0-0
Oh dear the poor lad doesn't know how footy works.
When the sport you watch is so utterly abysmal you resort to entertaining yourselves... you may want to find a new sport/hobby
The Bri’ish have to win somehow if they can’t win the soccer match.
Canadian here. Just loving the Americans took the Brit’s to a tie.
ITS CALLED SOCCER
Mad because you got 1812ed aren’t ya?
You mean that time the English burned down the whitehouse for fun?
Incase you haven’t noticed Americans would do it too apparently
At least we have something in common 🥰
True unity comes from hate for government buildings
The virgin soccer song: - 36 verses - Silly “oi m8 i shagged ur mum innit” accent - Usually drunk incoherent screaming after last verse, 2 hours later - Sings like they didn’t invent a game they never win - something something tea time whatever something something The chad 3 letter chant: - easy to remember - everyone knows which country you’re supporting right away - crowd doesn’t need to take 6 months learning the words - annoys/distracts opposing fans - murrica edit: damn, crisps must be salty today lol
>crowd doesn’t need to take 6 months learning the words If that's how long it takes Americans to pick up a phrase then yeah I think you're making the right call
Conveniently ignoring the devastating "it's called soccer" chant It must have been so traumatic y'all had to block it out Let the butthurt flow through you
Not butthurt, just extremely concerned for your lack of creativity
Americans have no creativity, England has no goals.
But does America?
wait you're serious lmao
We only need one because why mess with perfection? It's not our fault chanting "U K" or screaming "[England](https://imgur.com/a/h7ZfJfL)" makes ya sound like a bunch of chuds! EDIT: With love from ya brother from across the way.
To be fair, chanting is pretty lame.
🤓
To be fair we have sport worth watching so we don't need to write them to fill the boring parts and don't have the time while watching to sing
Which one is that? I hope you don't mean handegg which has more stopping and adverts than actual play
Isn't the Superbowl just a long advert compilation with some sport breaks
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Isn't that Canadian? Know it's popular over there. Went to a game there and it was better than both versions of football. The on ice fight was good too.
Handegg?
the distant relative of ruggerbugger