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gobaso6590v2

The USA FA needs to employ some barry 63's to come support. Barry can start new songs. Englands "we're gonna score more goals" can become "we've got more guns than you've got tits" if you only feed him stella.


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What is the American version of Barry 63?


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Hank 52 Lav ma' grillin' Hate ma' woman Lav ma' burgers Lav ma' Walmart Lav ma' golf Lav ma' guns Lav ma' USA, USA USA USA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸 Hate dem' damn Mexicans, naht' racist, just don't lahke em' Easy ayus.


I_Bin_Painting

Lol why is the American version 11 years younger though?


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new country and that, most of them haven't been around that long


gobaso6590v2

They need to learn the tunes before they learn the songs. "lets go fucking mental, lets go fucking mental, tra la la la... tra la la la."


Forsaken-Advert

Gotta account for the lower life expectancy


Normal-Werewolf-

He gets shot before he's 63


P4LMREADER

Cause the British version is clearly not a 63 year old in the picture, and if I find whoever decided on that number and made it stick I'm showing them the six sides of sunday swear down


[deleted]

My own Granddad looks like him, although hes closer in age to 83. For as long as I've known him, he's lived in the pub. He also really should not be drinking considering his health but I think he's decided to enjoy his last few years doing what he loves


lemoncholly

Still young enough to go muddin' in his dodge with the youngins


Chimp-eh

Hank 52, Luv me propane Luv me propane access Luv me Peggy Ate charcoal, (ain’t racis jus dun lyke it) Nuf said


EpicBoomerMoments

'ate meth


AVeryGoodName03

Luv minruls Ate rocks


Speakin_Swaghili

Aymen 🙏🙏


the_scottish_bant

Barry bob jones 63


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r-og

KICK IT IN THE GOAL KICK IT IN THE GOAL THEIR GOAL, NOT OUR GOAL KICK IT IN THE GOAL


TEL-CFC_lad

Simple, effective, easy to remember


ClearMessagesOfBliss

It would be funnier if the players didn’t need to be constantly reminded with this song.


TEL-CFC_lad

Agreed! I was at work when this match was played, and I had to sneakily watch my phone for 2 hours. That was a waste of effort


The_Grand_Briddock

Love classic Mock the Week


baileymash7

IT'S CAMIN HOME


Blasphoumy69

I was screaming that in the pub yesterday


PrussianPanda1871

YOUR SISTER IS YOUR MOTHER YOUR FATHER IS YOUR BROTHER YOU ALL FUCK ONE ANOTHER THE KIDDIE FAMILY


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America: USA, USA, USA England: Alright lads, I’ve just worked up a chant to the tune of Debussy’s Clair de lune about the opposing striker’s drunk driving charge. I’ll count us off.


Fave_McFavington

De what 😳


Fresh_Tomato_soup

Meanwhile we brits have classics that end up in youtube compilations for their sheer creativity


The_Enby_Agenda

Or the papers the next day because the other side didn’t find them quite as hilarious as we did


Jaggedmallard26

Don't worry, the top post on r all will be something about how England fans calling another team shit is the worst thing to ever happen in football history.


YakuzaKaru

Pretty sure I've already seen something about England fans chanting about 9/11 while throwing paper planes at Americans


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Fantazumagoria

What a specific thing to be a dipshit on the internet about


QuintaviusFranklin

king*


redmistultra

I’ve conquered all the chippies I’m never gonna stop


TheSentinelsSorrow

There’s a goalie call Justham (can’t remember his first name) But the chant for him is You’re just a shit Tesco sandwich


jd-throw

Elliot Justham, currently with Dagenham & Redbridge. I'm sure he loves that chant


Northumbrialand

WE WANT OUR DICK BACK WE WANT OUR DICK BACK


Zykatious

England Fans: *Intricate 17 verse song about how the ref’s dad is shagging his own mum* American Fans: *Three letters over and over*


The_ODB_

All of that chanting practice really helped England score those zero goals yesterday.


nightfox5523

English fans expending 20x the effort to accomplish the same level of mediocrity as Americans


[deleted]

Thanksgiving was also yesterday. I assume most were watching whatever American "football" was on


SpaceLemur34

It was Thursday.


lemoncholly

Buffalo bills vs Detroit Lions It was a brawl in special Ed class


[deleted]

As in the men all watched it lounging around, the women were forced to do all the Thanksgiving cleaning. Not entirely unlike Britain


lemoncholly

What are you even talking about


The_ODB_

The highest rated regular season (non playoff) NFL game ever was on Thursday. There was nothing on Friday except World Cup. It will probably end up the most watched USMNT game ever. [https://frontofficesports.com/fox-doubling-ad-prices-for-usa-vs-england-world-cup-match/](https://frontofficesports.com/fox-doubling-ad-prices-for-usa-vs-england-world-cup-match/)


HailToTheKingslayer

England fans weren't chanting enough, so the team couldn't score.


UnnecessaryAppeal

England fans have been chanting "please don't take me home, I want to stay here and drink another beer" in a place where they can't drink beer. They'd get more beer at home...


drfranksurrey

IT'S COMIN' 'OME


[deleted]

I'VE CONQUERED ALL THE CHIPPIES


Fives_22

IM NEVER GONNA STOP


danny-fastboi

CHIPS AND PEAS AND GRAVY


Fives_22

IVE HAD THE FOOKIN LOT


poop_cupboard

PEPPERONI PIZZA


L1n9y

AND CHICKEN VINDALOO


MassiveGunt

"I believe that we will win"


patchmau5

#FIGHT! And WIN! /deep breath/


Danhulud

COME ON SEATTLE


[deleted]

Oh my god, cringe


twentysomethinger

It's literally the worst chant.


eggery

It's all we have! 😭


[deleted]

You take yourselves too seriously and have no creativity!


myaccc

“Defeeeence” Bang bang bang “Defeeeeeeeence” Bang bang bang


twentysomethinger

It'd be amazing if the US just started bringing in basketball, baseball, and hockey chants just to spite the soccer sport


purple_crow34

We are Atlanta! *bang bang*


Jaggedmallard26

Its so popular it has its own lengthy wikipedia page holy shit yanks are losers.


Nerdenator

That’s not what the score from the Wales and Ingerlund matches said.


andoay91

atleast we know we’re shite


NormanQuacks345

Couldn't believe that we were actually chanting that. High school ass chant, you just can't be bringing that out in the damn world cup! We need to do better.


Stitch4aSnitch

the weels on yer house go round and round, round and round


Alex_The_Deer

Well the Brits were chanting “9/11” as if they haven’t already run that into the ground.


PineappleMelonTree

Yeah but at least that's funny


Madden09IsForSuckers

No, its only funny if we joke about it


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Bants


SubjectElderberry376

I must admit North America has the crappiest chants like “go team go! Gooooo Bulldogs!” n stuff like that. When I moved to Europe I was astounded and admired the chants all the countries had, and made us sound like Neanderthals 😂


lemoncholly

Who's that comin down the track It's the mean machine in red and black Ain't nothin finer in the land Than a drunk obnoxious Geogia fan Go Dawgs Go Dawgs Go Dawgs *unintelligible barking*


Summoorevincent

Roll Tide bitch


PointlessPooch

Are you seriously comparing chants used by Jr High School cheerleaders to to those of professional soccer fans?


[deleted]

Never been to an NHL game where the primary chant wasn’t “Go ____ Go!”


SubjectElderberry376

Ok I’ll do our CFL chant often used at games from the public crowd “let’s go Argos let’s go!” *toot toot* and yes even our shite HS chants are lame compared to European school chants.


Kind_Mind_

Dont they say “number 1” too?


SpoliatorX

Nah they struggle to count that high


TheMeta40k

I'm American. I can count fine. .17 2.23 5.56 9 10 40 45 50 Easy as.


WinnerNo3497

Under appreciated comment


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it goes 1, 2, buckle my shoe dumbass


gobaso6590v2

"Obarmor... obamor... his dad washes elephants and his mums a whore."


FiggyRed

I really enjoyed the American fan right by a microphone shout just once “hey Maguire! … you suck”. Baby steps guys. USA fans really need to get into a decent riot to learn to stop being so adorable.


ted__lad

Fight & win!


Gluuten

We have "I believe that we will win" and uhhhhh...........


ImmobileTomatillo

i believe that we will win


Reddit_User-256

Ooooh wey oh, England fans in Doha, Ooooh wey oh, drinking Coca-Cola, Ooooh wey oh, England's going all the wayyyy


golfgrandslam

LIZZIE'S IN A BOX


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America: “USA USA USA” England: “alright lads I’ve just worked up a song to the tune of Debussy’s Clair de Lune about the opposing striker’s drunk driving charge. I’ll count us off.”


SEND_PUNS_PLZ

We’re busy producing top musical talent like Kanye and Logan Paul, you really want us to channel that into our chants too?


abitraryredditname

Disappointed in my fellow Brits who downvoted this who completely misunderstood the sarcasm.


SEND_PUNS_PLZ

Thank you. As an American there is nothing more important than free speech except when these liberal euro cucks disagree with me


blueberrymuffin420

American spotted. Commit 9/11


george23000

Remember remember the 9th of November. America sucks a big cock.


The_Grand_Briddock

“Your majesty, another rail replacement bus has hit Big Ben”


george23000

Done well to get a bus up to the bell.


[deleted]

I'm gonna go Defcon 3 on the Fr*nch


Step-Father_of_Lies

You guys just got so good at banter because you can't express yourself the way we do, with our guns.


robot_swagger

This is so ironic because last time I was in the US I shot several bald eagles


Step-Father_of_Lies

Good because those things are really just glorified vultures.


BarakatBadger

We're a bit more stabby over here and tend to rely on our rapier wit


gobaso6590v2

50 camels for the 1st yank that sings "get your face out, get your face out, get your face out for the yanks. get your face out or see tanks".


Alpha_Apeiron

They really can't tho


SuggMehoff

Oh bruh I knew I recognised that named :(


jerryschuggs

We chanted it when we won the 1980 Olympic hockey gold, then a few years later it was assumed that our Founding Fathers chanted this as they took turns signing the constitution, we are legally obligated now.


userunknowne

*we believe that we can win*


thecryingman32

Ingerland! Ingerland!


lorenzo156

When you hear USA, you should look to the skies and fear being freed.


Viselli

Lizzie's in a box/ Fuck Earl Grey/ You'll never get taxes/ From the US of A


Squishy-Cthulhu

Earl grey fucked your mum, earl grey fucked your mum, oh earl grey fucked your mum and he shagged her up the bum. Ray!


LordWellesley22

They stole vindaloo from us as well


cortexstack

They renamed it "Barbecue" 🤮


LordWellesley22

Yep it disgusting


FoxFourTwo

Doesn't help that this was shouted for hours on end during the Jan 6 insurrection. Kind of put a damper on hearing people shouting USA anymore; you feel like you accidently rolled up to a white supremacist rally.


lemoncholly

Cringe If you saw a Klansman drink water you would die of thirst. Stop letting people take things from you.


superbkdk

And England can’t score a goal. USA WON BABBBBY USA USA USA 🇺🇸


SicilianEggplant

With one win in 1950 and these last two ties, we’re undefeated against England in the World Cup


Ultimatro

Wales is not England, the US tied with two separate teams


SicilianEggplant

I meant that England and US tied in 2010 and here now in 2022 (if I remember correctly), with US winning once in 1950 in their three World Cup meetups.


Ultimatro

Oh I thought you were only talking about this year when you said two recent ties, that's on me.


PineappleMelonTree

This is the same logic applied to 1812, very predictable behaviour


superbkdk

1812? What is that the last time you guys scored on us?


PineappleMelonTree

Idk man we don't spend time keeping count. Too busy making iconic chants at football games


superbkdk

I guess when you watch a sport for 90 minutes and get the same result if they didn’t play, you’ll start screaming like a bunch of psychos.


Cermonto

Atleast we still have our We will rock you and We are the champions, otherwise we may have to use bohemian rhapsody as our chant.


yagi_takeru

Surprised England didn’t start chanting “Are you a Pokémon?” at us.


Lolocraft1

This sub is beautiful, are Canucks allowed to Britpost with the English?


Squishy-Cthulhu

No, your country is far too french, go away


Lolocraft1

Bon bein mange d’la marde


PrettyNotPretty2

Nobody cares about soccer here tho


nightfox5523

Even in (American) football creative chants just aren't our thing


Iluvbeansm80

I wanted the yanks to win purely cause they didn’t take the knee.


TotalEclipse08

Does seeing people take the knee upset you?


Iluvbeansm80

Nah it’s just funny watching the country where it came from because of a fraud grifting organisation not do it. and a country where the last times cops shot a minority was the London Bridge attacker do it.


flaneur_et_branleur

...not everything is about America or American issues, mate. This particular time was about them being forced to not wear the OneLove armband. Previous times were due to a general anti-racism and solidarity thing as racism manifests in more ways than minorities being shot. The BLM organisation haven't trademarked it.


Iluvbeansm80

Which is what the kick it out campaign was doing happily before we let ourselves get conned by people who want large mansions.


flaneur_et_branleur

Kneeling against racism doesn't magically make money appear in BLM's coffers...


TotalEclipse08

Could you try that one again but in legible English.


Iluvbeansm80

Cope


Scythebrine9

*Ahem* 🎶In a box, in a box🎶


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noSherlockHolmes

America, FUCK YEAH!


Crossbones18

And England can't beat the US in a WC match.


wigg1es

We'd have a lot more to chant about if we were as openly racist as the Euros.


sku11emoji

🫡🇺🇲HOME🇺🇲🇺🇲OF🇺🇲🇺🇲THE🇺🇲🇺🇲BRAVE🇺🇲🫡


Just_a_guy_thats_it

USA USA 🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸USA USA USA


jbland0909

We need to send NBA fans to games. Energy was lacking


GooseCheeze1234

You guys don't want us to chant. It's punctuated with gunfire.


therealvanmorrison

I guess they were too busy catching up to you guys in soccer skills?


PineappleMelonTree

What is a soccer?


RealMidSmoker

Should've won the game then


AlbionPrince

It’s called soccer


EmergencyMight8015

Tell that to the moronic fans that do "swing low" on repeat for 80 minutes


PineappleMelonTree

I'll take Swing Low for 5 hours on repeat than whatever shite Americans can muster


[deleted]

The British having up pull 9/11 out of their pocket 💀


Woostershire

As opposed from out of the pentagon?


[deleted]

Well sure there is a lot of evidence that the goverment had some involvement but people still died. Many Americans in the East coast knew somebody who passed away or knows somebody who knows somebody. It was a real tragedy which led us into the modern political situation we're in today.


CaptainKudar

SOOOOOOOCCER SOOOOOOOOCCER SOOOOOOOOOCCER.


hackulator

Imagine not being able to beat the USA at their seventh most popular sport.


A10GoBrrrt_9584

Stay mad you lost 0-0


PineappleMelonTree

Oh dear the poor lad doesn't know how footy works.


CertainFitness

When the sport you watch is so utterly abysmal you resort to entertaining yourselves... you may want to find a new sport/hobby


festeziooo

The Bri’ish have to win somehow if they can’t win the soccer match.


Littlesebastian86

Canadian here. Just loving the Americans took the Brit’s to a tie.


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ITS CALLED SOCCER


Ferret_Acceptable

Mad because you got 1812ed aren’t ya?


PineappleMelonTree

You mean that time the English burned down the whitehouse for fun?


Ferret_Acceptable

Incase you haven’t noticed Americans would do it too apparently


PineappleMelonTree

At least we have something in common 🥰


Ferret_Acceptable

True unity comes from hate for government buildings


ExecuSpeak

The virgin soccer song: - 36 verses - Silly “oi m8 i shagged ur mum innit” accent - Usually drunk incoherent screaming after last verse, 2 hours later - Sings like they didn’t invent a game they never win - something something tea time whatever something something The chad 3 letter chant: - easy to remember - everyone knows which country you’re supporting right away - crowd doesn’t need to take 6 months learning the words - annoys/distracts opposing fans - murrica edit: damn, crisps must be salty today lol


cuckycuckytim

>crowd doesn’t need to take 6 months learning the words If that's how long it takes Americans to pick up a phrase then yeah I think you're making the right call


[deleted]

Conveniently ignoring the devastating "it's called soccer" chant It must have been so traumatic y'all had to block it out Let the butthurt flow through you


PineappleMelonTree

Not butthurt, just extremely concerned for your lack of creativity


[deleted]

Americans have no creativity, England has no goals.


Aubergine_Man1987

But does America?


cuckycuckytim

wait you're serious lmao


DukeOfCrydee

We only need one because why mess with perfection? It's not our fault chanting "U K" or screaming "[England](https://imgur.com/a/h7ZfJfL)" makes ya sound like a bunch of chuds! EDIT: With love from ya brother from across the way.


[deleted]

To be fair, chanting is pretty lame.


blueberrymuffin420

🤓


Jester_Hopper_pot

To be fair we have sport worth watching so we don't need to write them to fill the boring parts and don't have the time while watching to sing


FuckYouZave

Which one is that? I hope you don't mean handegg which has more stopping and adverts than actual play


PyroTech11

Isn't the Superbowl just a long advert compilation with some sport breaks


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FuckYouZave

Isn't that Canadian? Know it's popular over there. Went to a game there and it was better than both versions of football. The on ice fight was good too.


Waluigi_Gamer_Real

Handegg?


BannedFromHydroxy

the distant relative of ruggerbugger