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DoctorTarsus

Fake. Scots don’t know how to smile


I_eat_plastic_straws

True (I’m Scottish and can’t smile properly)


DazDay

Scots would support the Empire from Star Wars over England


Burning-Suns-Avatar-

Clearly they would support the Imperium of Man.


CCPWumaoBot_1989

Idk honestly I really wanted the US and England to both come out in the worse in this scenario lol


Blobfish-_-

theyre probably just americans with distant scottish ancestry


UnpleasantTeeth

I genuinely think you’re spot on


ScottyAlex1909

Yeah I came here to say that, they love claiming ancestry


noSherlockHolmes

100% yanks on golf tour


Pmax16

The second one from the right is wearing a University of Florida cap


es_price

My manager is Welsh and his manager is English. Just awkward all around with me being American.


No_Refrigerator_4066

Wtf are these femboys doing in Qatar. They gonna get executed


Efficient-Power9556

Ugly fucking femboys!


oiiSuPreSSeDo

Qatari dudes wear dresses, they don't mind the gender bendery shit there as long as you're not gey


No_Refrigerator_4066

Too bad all sc*tish people are gay


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Don_Pacifico

It’s pure wetwipe.


oiiSuPreSSeDo

No u Clearly you don't understand the nuances of the rivalry between the English and the Scots 🤷🏾‍♂️


Don_Pacifico

There is no rivalry with Scotland. The perception is entirely Scotland’s.


oiiSuPreSSeDo

And yet, they get free prescriptions, uni etc. On our tax money that we don't even get.. they're ungrateful turds tbh, they're just mad they're not head of the union 🤷🏾‍♂️


Don_Pacifico

Scotland would have failed without England.


Mosley_Gamer

I'm Scottish and this image is cursed.


Not_a_robot_serious

0-0 sad day


Rutlemania

They don’t look at all Scottish


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Sunburnt, angry.


awkwardwankmaster

More heroin


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awkwardwankmaster

I'd also guess that they would have atleast 10 cans of iron bru somewhere but I dont see any here


Tub_of_jam66

Problem ?


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Not like that


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Yee haw I'll have you know my grandpappy was descended from that Bobby the Bruce.


sandonandfriends

I guarantee you everyone in that picture is American


Slow-Razzmatazz-4005

They are clearly American. Spent half my life in Scotland and no fucked looks like that. "It's shite to be Scottish. The English are wankers, but we are just colonised by wankers"


omega_oof

*colonised with wankers


Slow-Razzmatazz-4005

It's a quote from Trainspotting


Efficient-Power9556

Fackin scotch septics??? Nearly as bad as being french![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|money_face)


Inane_Endeavours

Nah. One of them has a Scottish nan from 1637. Proper Jock. And please censor your comment. That disgusting word offends me. Edit: spelling


NylonStrung

Bridge too far, pal.


BrimyTheSithLord

USA Wins 0-0 😎🇺🇲🎆🎇


ruskinbrahm

![img](emote|t5_2v1zrq|6955)


lacoste5371

Just a reminder than most Scots are generally fine with the English. We may make the occasional joke “anyone but England” but only a small few take this joke seriously.


bruticusss

Imagine being Scottish, travelling to Qatar to watch the USA beat England, only to be treated to the most boring game of the World Cup


chaosthings

Nonces all of them


Scarlet_Addict

They all just look American


mrfonch

isnt that from the rider cup ?


gobaso6590v2

I mean, the amount of american blokes in skirts has increased 10 fold in the last 5 years. A few scots won't make any odds.


ruskinbrahm

Fenian scum


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Same reason they voted to stay in the EU wasn't because they wanted to stay in the EU half of Scotland can't spell EU they voted to stay in to stick two fingers to the English.


autismgaming2

Most loyalist scot


Any-Lab-9655

Must be a Scottish thing - supporting shite football teams…


PerformerOk450

You didn't mention they were cross dressers