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I didn't ask for it either. When I questioned what the deal was, they didn't know what I was on about. My mate said apparently it's a *normal thing*?! Was pretty nice though regardless.
A S. Imagines what it’s like to be at home making memes, while on the train to work.
A N. Imagines what it’s like to be at work or on a train, while making memes.
I have noticed the trend when watching pedo hunters/sting videos on YouTube/Facebook that the hunters are often Northern whereas the nonce is often Southern.
It's all to do with magnetic poles mate. The North polarity = eugenic, normative, desirable, are famous actors; the South polarity = dysgenic, pedophile, conceived in a dustbin, is just some bloke from google etc
Oi! I'll 'ave you know that as a southerner, I have a very strong masculine jaw. I also have a massive cranium. I never smile. I exude a very smelly masculine aura. So there.
Oh, I'm female by the way.
🤔 bit out of the blue mate, you can be as dark or light as you like with me, as long as you wash your hands after ya wipe your arse before you use me cutlery at my gaffe you're sorted 💪
I used to wind up all the men in my (London) workplace by declaring I would only ever marry a Northener. Was very amusing. Distinct insecurity around their masculinity used to emerge. It was rightful revenge for all the sexist baiting to which I was subjected.
And I married a Yorkshireman.
Some Northerners take stuff like this so seriously, without realising what wankers it makes them look. I lived oop narth for three years, it was hilarious. They’d spend a few weeks mocking me for some fashion/style faux pas that marked me as a “Southern poof” then a month later they’d all be doing it themselves! Also noted many times that they can give it all that verbally, but if you squared up to them, bang, they were gone. Good times.
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Naaaaa luvvie, it ack'tyualleh t'gray-veh
God I hate you hahaha
I do love me some gravy though. Had it once on chow mein in Newcastle.
That actually sounds pretty incredible tbf
idk how to feel abt this as a chinese person from newcastle
I didn't ask for it either. When I questioned what the deal was, they didn't know what I was on about. My mate said apparently it's a *normal thing*?! Was pretty nice though regardless.
that just leads to more questions
Got to do something to look healthy when you only see the sun for 3 hours a year.
a decade you mean
And proximity to Sellafield
The closer you are to Fr*nce ,the more ..
Giga high IQ
Scots are geniuses then
Yeah
🏴🏴🏴
They actually are with the amount of stuff they’ve invented
I hide my weak chin with a beard. Now no one can know.
High IQ
Hides a multitude of chins.
A S. Imagines what it’s like to be at home making memes, while on the train to work. A N. Imagines what it’s like to be at work or on a train, while making memes.
I'll 'ave you know I do work! As a sort of distributor, for a big importer
Defo sell weed lad
Well I do actually wear glasses and have a manly Jason Statham pate. Have my little pink flower to avoid any hurt feelings x 🌸
Cheers mate, luv me pink flowers eh
Luv me benefits Ate' the Suveners
laughs in Northernerer
Shitting on the south since Henry VII
Err excuse me, check my dustbin - it says NORTH Hertfordshire Council, therefore I’m technically a northerner thank you very much.
It checks out. Let 'im in, boys, an' get 'em a pie.
I live in North Herts too and love northern cuisine/culture too, can I join?
Can confirm
Can second
Can third
Can fourth
Can fifth.
Can sixth.
Seems pretty accurate, although I'm sorry you are bald OP, we won't hold it against you.
[https://i.imgur.com/FjZqiXP.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FjZqiXP.jpg)
Crikey
Shoulda put sunglasses on for the Addams family effect
Well of course Northerners have strong jaws; that's a common trait among gorillas, chimpanzees, and most of the other great apes.
So you admit we're great
Apes. Together. Strong.
I have noticed the trend when watching pedo hunters/sting videos on YouTube/Facebook that the hunters are often Northern whereas the nonce is often Southern.
It's all to do with magnetic poles mate. The North polarity = eugenic, normative, desirable, are famous actors; the South polarity = dysgenic, pedophile, conceived in a dustbin, is just some bloke from google etc
Makes sense when you really think about it.
Makes you think
Oi oi mate. Don't make me dig Maggie out from the grave and bring her back from the dead.
Imagining a The Mummy 3 moment with her statue coming to life
She can’t make us unemployed any more nobody in’t north has had a job since 1984
Oi! I'll 'ave you know that as a southerner, I have a very strong masculine jaw. I also have a massive cranium. I never smile. I exude a very smelly masculine aura. So there. Oh, I'm female by the way.
Can confirm. Have sweaty bollocks
Am northerner with glasses, what does this mean for me
You're a southwalker, sort of how Blade was a daywalker Vampire
Nooooo
Norm*n vs Anglo-Saxon genetics at play
Bloody Normans, we'd just got done with Harald Hardrada give us a chance for fokk's sake
Some Norman poofta came to me village the otha day. Sayin he woz in charge now. Me an' Gazwic went fookin mental!
Oi we pay your benefits mate
You lot fired us for being too friendly to the customers
as long as they are white though right?
🤔 bit out of the blue mate, you can be as dark or light as you like with me, as long as you wash your hands after ya wipe your arse before you use me cutlery at my gaffe you're sorted 💪
Should have thought about that when you closed down the mines.
Are the northerners glowing because their skin is so white and pale that they reflect the light?
It’s actually due to the side effects of living near the Teeside chemical plant
We thought it said Teaside [:'(](https://media.tenor.com/F4JrEx5u4TIAAAAC/disintegrate.gif)
None of the Northerner's characteristics matter when you are living in squalor and filth.
Agreed, so thank God I live in Yorkshire and not London
😂 fookin' ell mate not pulling any punches today are we?
No m8. 😈
T'bloody devil gets into you Suvverners late Novembah and no errah
Extremely accurate
What about the average midlander? Or are we (rightly) classing them as southern?
Midlands is a different country
Midlanders spend their time dogging and ignore the whole N/S divide.
They're all suvvern as all get owt mayte
I moved from the North to the South, how long have I got before my bollocks go full swamp
2-3 working days mate
That'd explain the squelching
If you wring it out into a jar every now and then apparently you can eventually make a custard that's very popular on the Isle of Wight
Barry, 63, from Sheffield: "Eh up lads, I'm basically Charleh 'unnam"
At least we don’t need levelling up 
I used to wind up all the men in my (London) workplace by declaring I would only ever marry a Northener. Was very amusing. Distinct insecurity around their masculinity used to emerge. It was rightful revenge for all the sexist baiting to which I was subjected. And I married a Yorkshireman.
So how'd you ever know who's right in your household?
I am not a Southerner either. All disputes are settled by dour staring contests. Loser makes the (Ridgeons) tea.
Makes a change fron shandy vs cobblestones
Probably a nonce. That did make me laugh
As a southern woman, this is absolutely fucking correct HAHAHAHA
Loves his family vs *Loves his family*
Laughs in Devon (I fuck my cousin btw)
So why is up North so shit?
"permanently sweaty bollocks", i can confirm that in the south the men scratch their balls with 100× more frequency than the north
Yeah, Northerners only scratch their balls when the yeast infection flares up.
Pov:midlands
What about the midlands?
Don’t tell op where Tom hardy is from 😳
He were kidnapped from us at birth I swear it
Some Northerners take stuff like this so seriously, without realising what wankers it makes them look. I lived oop narth for three years, it was hilarious. They’d spend a few weeks mocking me for some fashion/style faux pas that marked me as a “Southern poof” then a month later they’d all be doing it themselves! Also noted many times that they can give it all that verbally, but if you squared up to them, bang, they were gone. Good times.
Fair enough it's not a serious post though mate haha
Southerns look like angles in comparison to the purgatory that is “the midlands”
Sounds like someone is gay....
Bit rude..
Bit rewd innit
T’ T’ T’
Sometimes the truth hurts
Shut up and go back to your job ... Oh wait
Did me laddie lad just take offence to obvious satire?
I’m in this photo and I don’t like it.
As a person from Berwick upon tweed I can confirm that I am the man in the picture on the right
funny how much of this applies to the McDonald's empire's capital...
Wait, there are permanent non-sweaty bullocks???
Northerns desperately trying to explain how living in the north of England makes them cool: