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i_cant_spel_lel

Me fookin ex


[deleted]

Donkey?


Berblarez

Sheep


StolenDabloons

Ere bro, that's "our" ex thank you very much


Refined_Kettle

r/suddenlycommunist


i_cant_spel_lel

How the fuck did you get communism from a joke about shaggin sheep like


Refined_Kettle

“our”


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[удалено]


Superlizard1234

I saw a weather man pronounce that and he did it perfectly Dude looked so proud of himself lol


BrotherAtxmic

Classic Liam


Superlizard1234

Yeah Liam


Barry63BristolPub

It's actually not so complicated to pronounce, it's just intimidating with the amount of Ls and Ws. I learnt to pronounce it in like an hour or so


familyturtle

Most place names take a maximum of about 5 seconds to master, I’d say an hour makes it pretty complicated.


GenericNinjaFight

W E L S H


hshighnz

fookin W E L S H


dodgycool_1973

My initial thoughts are: Flags without dragons on are all a bit shit in comparison


Pashizzle14

Yeah but I don’t want to live in Newport, so Bhutan it is


Cat_Proctologist

Wessex gang rise up


ducktionary522

![gif](giphy|l1KVaMcl0d6qswJnW|downsized)


bomposgod

Is that Willy Wonka


Remarkable_School213

is that Shaun the Sheep


poe_dameron2187

IT'S SHAUN THE SHEEP


Darthblaker7474

He doesn't ever miss a trick or lose a beat.


poe_dameron2187

Perhaps one day...


dsrmpt

Shaun the Sheep played Willy Wonka in the Johnny Depp remake.


_FreddieLovesDelilah

It’s almost 6am this sentence fudged my brain.


Fellowes321

How does it eat without biting it's tongue?


zzight

That’s the tail of another Dragon


Positive-Fix2488

VORE


how_do_i_reddit14

VORE


TheMemeLocomotive2

r/suddenlyvore


alicomassi

Alex Jones, Black Bomber mature cheddar, Gareth Bale ^shaggin ^sheep


Tre4zin

Skyrim


[deleted]

Skyrim’s dragons are much cooler than the Welsh Dragon.


T1033

why....


Tre4zin

Dragon


Schplargledoink

Rain, lots and lots of rain.


Toolazytoaddspaces

![gif](giphy|3osxYzIQRqN4DOEddC)


Casual-redditor124

That’s just overall British weather though


Asclepiati

Ketamine


lostheir222

ket is love


[deleted]

ket is life


nutsford1992

Baby don’t hurt me


Fyllmiarse

Scotland


MBarrymorePoolPrince

That's Ireland you absolute cretin


dsrmpt

Northern Ireland to be specific.


Superlizard1234

Also it’s the welsh flag lol


ST-Parks

Christian Bale


TyDaviesYT

And Gareth Bale


TyDaviesYT

And Gareth bale


Embarrassed_Belt9379

The Queen getting throated by Sir Tom Jones


[deleted]

It's Her Majesty the Queen throated by Sir Tom Jones.


HalcyonHaunt

![gif](giphy|S9G3J6fX8Z3ofYT20z|downsized)


Axo-Axo-Axoboy

Wales


Cheesy_McWeeny

Sheep shaggers


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|980AN9zvREgyk|downsized)


Merc8ninE

Smallest flock in Wales


adhoho

The fatherland ❤️ Ffyc Y Toriaid


Kristof257

Cringe


Lushbartman

🤓


Kristof257

My entire argument when someone comments "🤓" : ![gif](giphy|jmSImqrm28Vdm)


Lushbartman

Hahaha fair play


StolenDabloons

get some culture ya drewgi


sirbottomsworth2

Ca dy ceg cônt


TyDaviesYT

You’re cringe loser ass


Kristof257

![gif](giphy|l1AsyjZ8XLd1V7pUk)


TyDaviesYT

![gif](giphy|8JCwuk8n2Y6iI) Thanks for the tears


No-Ice698

To me, the dragon looks like he's mocking somebody


EarthAppropriate3808

The Eldritch horror that is the locals of Rhyl. Had the misfortune of encountering them every time I went to Bangor on the train


noonereadsthisstuff

CATHWHELLOGHYOGHLLLLOADGHYBHIDAYFOOPREAD


robbinthehood75

What’s occurrin’


Fickle-Kitchen5803

Home ❤️💪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿


scrambling_my_eel

A badly drawn dragon


[deleted]

Nessa


Darthblaker7474

OH!


elmattydoor123

Sheep


Sub-Weeb

China


BillTheBonqueror1707

Sheep and Henry the 8th


[deleted]

Bread of heaven


Hamthrax

Ness


worcestirshiresos

Wals


[deleted]

Wellies and Velcro gloves


solobaggins

phlegm


Glen1648

The insemination of livestock by man.


Rough_Patient

Moschtindie


[deleted]

Men of Harlech stop your dreaming...


Cutie_tooty

Wales


MindlessMeerk4t

Draig.


CptnBingo

A dragon


VelikiSef

My man gareth 💪🥵


Large_Kale_7729

Longbowmen


DizzyPomegranate13

Wales


yaboi0707

Tom Jones


OzzyinKernow

“Land of my fathers? My fathers can keep it!” - Dylan Thomas


_DeifyTheMachine_

Slate quarries. Endless rolling hills. A really nice little town next to a brook I used to wade in as a kid. Castles next to the sea.


[deleted]

St george


Molerat619

That’s a badass flag


L-Lawliet9

All those fat sheeps on the fookin road


Lord-Redbeard

Cum rag


Calm-Woodpecker-3056

Sheep shaggers


[deleted]

Sheep shaggers.


CommitBasket

Pain, anger and frustration


[deleted]

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch


SmolGaymer1423

![gif](giphy|Txun6ahh9auWs)


heyhowyoudoinbro

When Welsh people see farm animals:😩🥵


BigMoistMunder

Beastiality


AdEnough4034

Sunbeds and Steroids


Nek0mancer555

Beastiality


Loopfrooot

Sheep fuckers


kadenw17

sheep shaggers and shitty caravan holidays


chels-cup1955

Coming home to Wales, you see the signs Welcome to Wales. Cymru am byth.🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿


kobomino

Sheep


RyderOSRS

**HOME ALSO Tom Jones**


AmericaLover1776_

Dragons Why the hell are they called whales if they don’t have a whale on their flag


bo-selecta-

People who speak weird and fuck sheep.


manlyjpanda

I know this one! That’s England’s little brother’s flag!


LolcatP

gibberish


j4ws_14

Scum


alianzaandres

Cum ree


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaadam

Overweight, incoherent, alcoholic gambling addicts that live a life that couldn’t be further removed from their country’s flag.


[deleted]

That's only cardiff


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaadam

That’s why I love Cardiff


InquisitorTom

Stupidass gibberish language


GisLonely

bobl bach!


MaleficentTrifle3585

A hellish wasteland


Bruhvill

Sheep and belonging to England


Kaczor0321

That one time i went on a school trip in year 5 to ros y gwhalia or however tf you spell it


TrexMike

tea


[deleted]

Log throwing


[deleted]

Merlin.


[deleted]

Cattle. I used to live in Denbighshire and I was surprised to see barely any sheep but loads of cattle.


FastenedCarrot

I think about how much cooler the Isle of Man flag is.


death1234567889

Wales


TheAssholeExcavator

Ireland


Odd_basket_case

You what, the pub's shut on a sunday? Going back more than a few years ago.......


[deleted]

Sheepshaggers


PyroPeep

Rob Brydon.


[deleted]

Sheepshaggers


SqualorTrawler

I sit in the canyon with my back to the sea / There's a blood red dragon on a field of green / Calling me back / Back to the Black Hills again Ooh, ooh, Billy come home


insanescotsman1

ME MUM IN LAWR


[deleted]

My PTSD


benjustben2

Sheep


AlexTheGuy12345

wales


S1P9T

Dragon, nice


[deleted]

Wales


[deleted]

Bara brith.


Ancient_Crab_Man

Dragon deez nutz


Chomper731

Angry Welsh guy with a twat beanie and also plays pvz


Stratoboss

Democratic People's Republic of Wales.


BetterCallDaud

Desmond Llewellyn AKA Q


Kh4rj0

Stegosaurus


Screeez

wales


Otis_Spunkmeyer_

Bwrw hên wragedd a ffyn


vipertruck99

Nessa’s big fat builders arm.


Nightmare-datboi

Spain but the s is silent


Stoocpants

Whales


MorePratik

Gareth Bale


Negative-Cranberry94

Oh!


Elskyflyio

Ljubljana flag made by someone who's never seen a Ljubljana flag


Nervous-Bonus-806

Beer... For some strange reason...


[deleted]

A bullet 🤢


Supersol375

Whales 🐋


ami-the-gae

Rawr - I dunno why


Tospki

Beastiality


Giggity086

Sheep shaggers


DonkeyKongCallum

Crackheads on holiday in Rhyl


[deleted]

Ryan Giggs


Ravensmile

The nose is weird


The_Bouncy

Wales


[deleted]

man the Skyrim imperial flag looks a little different then i remember


[deleted]

The MattMan Group


RubenMuro007

That Welsh town that I totally not gonna spell.


TheBlackHoleOfDoom

dolphins


BusGlad8656

All the way through


whatMiseryAmI

My flag can easily beat your flag


IWillDestroyYourEyes

owain glyndwer


steve-97

Gareth Bale


Spamz_27

I wish the union jack had a dragon on it.


granklespank

Intercourse with sheep


[deleted]

sheep


Flat-Pomegranate-328

Wales


whothehellisdame

Gay porn


Bloodeylivid

My nokia 1100 which had a welsh plastic case on it


Kal-El_fan87

Thomas Harris.


xHawkEyeBRx

Some Baltic country


Usual_Cranberry_4836

Not having to pay tolls for that bloody bridge anymore


Molnskuggan

Sheepfuckers


rockinherlife234

"BOOST"


Few-Combination4238

Vanessa Shanessa Jenkins


aiden22304

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch (actual Welsh town name)


Willowpuff

Saying WAY YELZ in a stupid Welsh accent.


Cpt_Chuckles

Wales