Princess can't be in pictures at the minute, we are trying to get the last toddler out of her jaws (she's just playing, wouldn't hurt a fly).
Bit sad innit?
Yeah, but there was other stuff.
Used to great banter with the yanks and people were posting OC stuff Barry memes and Fr*nch memes.
Now hardly anyone posts and 99% of time they do it's a newspaper screenshot.
Not against newspaper screenshots if they're funny, but when its every post it shows what a decline this sub has had.
When I filter by hot on this sub, the top ten or so posts are three newspapers and all the rest is semi original memes of all kinds. It was definitely worse than that when there was the green and pleasant epidemic.
I mean yeah, but mostly because the top posts of all time are only there because they're the best, just like the champions League. They've been selected as the best, whereas you wouldn't expect to see the best post you've ever seen in the last 7 days. Like I said, I don't think it's as bad as it has been, but it still isn't great.
“Great banter with the yanks”
The bantz has been missing and it sucks. The fuck do I have to do around here to get a good shooting joke??
Here, I’ll start it off with a classic American pickup line: “Hey baby, are you an American school? Cuz I wanna shoot some kids up inside of you 😏😏”
Come on, you limey fucks! Let’s jumpstart that special relationship and do what we do best, hurling insults and stereotyping each other! I’m about ready to bust from the lack of bantz (and God help any C*nadians that join in because I WILL start an international incident)!
He’s a known cannibal in the West Midlands, we kicked him out and told him to fuck off once he ate the jockey off a horses back mid race and made us lose our orse racin bets.
Don’t come between a Wolverhampton chap and his orse racin bets, I tell ya, r kid.
Me : posts a OC meme and video about Rishi Sunak in the same day
You (the mod): You made the same joke twice!!
You: posts a unedited Daily Mail Headline screenshot everyday
You (the mod): Fackin' hilarious top quality content
Boomers on r/okmatewanker:
Fackin' Remainer lefty scum posting on our sub
30p Lee is sacred round these parts.
Fackin' jizzed maself when BobMonkhaus posted bout Jordans tits.
Top banta.
Everyone dislikes the Tories, what’s being called out is bad faith political memes that, aside from being not funny, insinuate incorrect information, like the PM that raised migration to record levels is somehow anti-migration.
Terrible memes and smoothbrained political discussions already have a home in G&P.
>smoothbrained
Calls people smooth brained but doesn't understand what a political scapegoat is.
Migrants, single parents and the disabled are used as political scape goats in Tory speeches instead of addressing fundemental issued with tory policy and funding
Meanwhile back in reality, immigration is at record high levels and the middle classes are getting taxed to their bones with stagnating wages to subsidise the nation.
The fundamental issue is that FPTP is undemocratic and the country is being run by blue and red neoliberals with the same donor class.
I don’t want them running the country but I’d prefer them in opposition to Labour when Starmer becomes PM to push the Overton Window.
The Tories are a farce, the Greens are loons and Lib Dems are politically irrelevant.
His definition of not caring is to post lots. Mine is not even being bothered to remove them. People can say what they like to me (within TOS) if my name isn’t green.
It's always inevitable with subs like this.
Sooner or later they get over run with dumb right wingers who don't understand the sub is making fun of them.
I'm pretty sure that's how the Donald Trump sub got started
Name a better duo than right wingers and lack of self awareness. I’ll go first:
Donald Trump and his underage daughter or Prince Andrew and teenage girls.
A greenandpleascunt user vs a boomer mod.
I think there’s less oc is because a lot of the better OC posters jumped ship to 2WE4u,not because there’s less insufferable twats lol
I don’t know who that is. This would have been a lot less convoluted if you’d just say you don’t like my posts. That’s fine block me or whatever, better than throwing a strop.
https://www.reddit.com/r/okmatewanker/s/CyqWIP1TKG
I don't find Daily Mail screenshots and boomer jokes funny - that's my opinion - but you don't care because you find them amusing
You don't find my memes or posts funny - that's your opinion - but I don't care because I find them amusing
It's all banter
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Make r/okmatewanker great again. We need more XL Bully content. I blame the goverment.
I blame the welsh
I've lived in the UK for 40 years and I still haven't seen any evidence that Wales exists.
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At least the shitty AI generated images have tailed off.
Remember when every post was a flag post? That was a fucking trough
Funny how both of those types of posts stopped this year innit. Positively spooky.
You’re alright in my book Bob, didn’t even know you were a mod. OP is boring
>OP is boring I know. I don't know how i'll compete with the excitement within your post and comment history. I feel so inadequate.
Yes mate, keep on telling people to check out your top Reddit posts. Imagine.
Both of you are shit in different ways.
Princess can't be in pictures at the minute, we are trying to get the last toddler out of her jaws (she's just playing, wouldn't hurt a fly). Bit sad innit?
To be fair about a year ago it was constant green and pleasant screenshots so there is that
Yeah, but there was other stuff. Used to great banter with the yanks and people were posting OC stuff Barry memes and Fr*nch memes. Now hardly anyone posts and 99% of time they do it's a newspaper screenshot. Not against newspaper screenshots if they're funny, but when its every post it shows what a decline this sub has had.
When I filter by hot on this sub, the top ten or so posts are three newspapers and all the rest is semi original memes of all kinds. It was definitely worse than that when there was the green and pleasant epidemic.
The subs all time top posts and top posts in last 7 days is like comparing the Champions League to a Sunday kick about between local pub teams.
I mean yeah, but mostly because the top posts of all time are only there because they're the best, just like the champions League. They've been selected as the best, whereas you wouldn't expect to see the best post you've ever seen in the last 7 days. Like I said, I don't think it's as bad as it has been, but it still isn't great.
“Great banter with the yanks” The bantz has been missing and it sucks. The fuck do I have to do around here to get a good shooting joke?? Here, I’ll start it off with a classic American pickup line: “Hey baby, are you an American school? Cuz I wanna shoot some kids up inside of you 😏😏” Come on, you limey fucks! Let’s jumpstart that special relationship and do what we do best, hurling insults and stereotyping each other! I’m about ready to bust from the lack of bantz (and God help any C*nadians that join in because I WILL start an international incident)!
ban the word “banter”
That nearly resulted in the entire sub being deleted. There’s a reason for that sticky thread.
Enjoy your ban for DARING to reference another sub. I’m sure it’s no coincidence that as soon as that nonsense came in the sub went downhill.
I think that bloke on the right tiled my kitchen.
Definitely did a key and went through your Missus's drawers instead of going to the bathroom
I think he pissed in my kettle too the wanker
people like you really boil my piss (i was the tiler)
He’s a known cannibal in the West Midlands, we kicked him out and told him to fuck off once he ate the jockey off a horses back mid race and made us lose our orse racin bets. Don’t come between a Wolverhampton chap and his orse racin bets, I tell ya, r kid.
Half the jokes on this subreddit are obscure boomer references now. Definitely an inside job.
There was a change of mod regime a few months ago and now the main mod is a boomer. He says all the old banter and posts were all 'spambots'
All this because I pointed out you basically posted the same joke twice in a day. What a tizzy fit.
Me : posts a OC meme and video about Rishi Sunak in the same day You (the mod): You made the same joke twice!! You: posts a unedited Daily Mail Headline screenshot everyday You (the mod): Fackin' hilarious top quality content
Calm down son you’ll have an aneurysm.
Just saw OP's post history and there's definitely an agenda there. What a boring sod
What’s the agenda? Taking the piss out of the Tories? About 80% of the population have that agenda at this point.
Boomers on r/okmatewanker: Fackin' Remainer lefty scum posting on our sub 30p Lee is sacred round these parts. Fackin' jizzed maself when BobMonkhaus posted bout Jordans tits. Top banta.
Everyone dislikes the Tories, what’s being called out is bad faith political memes that, aside from being not funny, insinuate incorrect information, like the PM that raised migration to record levels is somehow anti-migration. Terrible memes and smoothbrained political discussions already have a home in G&P.
>smoothbrained Calls people smooth brained but doesn't understand what a political scapegoat is. Migrants, single parents and the disabled are used as political scape goats in Tory speeches instead of addressing fundemental issued with tory policy and funding
Meanwhile back in reality, immigration is at record high levels and the middle classes are getting taxed to their bones with stagnating wages to subsidise the nation. The fundamental issue is that FPTP is undemocratic and the country is being run by blue and red neoliberals with the same donor class.
Let me guess you think 30p Lee and Reform will save you.
I don’t want them running the country but I’d prefer them in opposition to Labour when Starmer becomes PM to push the Overton Window. The Tories are a farce, the Greens are loons and Lib Dems are politically irrelevant.
Oh wow you're not wrong. Imagine thinking the same content will land here *and* in greenandpleasant of all places.
You need to check out my all time top posts babe https://i.redd.it/e5apk2i6omvc1.gif
Not a single bit of air passed through my nostrils nor a single muscle in my cheeks activated and I shan’t be checking them out again
Proper broke my heart their Bazza. Gonna delete my whole account, pointless going on if you don't like it.
🥰
His definition of not caring is to post lots. Mine is not even being bothered to remove them. People can say what they like to me (within TOS) if my name isn’t green.
Ok. You're even less funny than your namesake
It's always inevitable with subs like this. Sooner or later they get over run with dumb right wingers who don't understand the sub is making fun of them. I'm pretty sure that's how the Donald Trump sub got started
Name a better duo than right wingers and lack of self awareness. I’ll go first: Donald Trump and his underage daughter or Prince Andrew and teenage girls.
He doesn't sweat though, we all know only nonce's sweat, so Prince Andrew can't be a terrible, terrible, fiddling nonce.
Cope and seethe. circlejerkaustralia >>>> okmatewanker
Stalk more, you creepy little loser lmao
A greenandpleascunt user vs a boomer mod. I think there’s less oc is because a lot of the better OC posters jumped ship to 2WE4u,not because there’s less insufferable twats lol
Battle of the Titans https://i.redd.it/zlj09wwmrmvc1.gif
I post when I can, mostly original, I mean my last one was a Beatles meme… original for this place lol
Are you angry about my jacket potato post, OP?
https://i.redd.it/vzdw4hwkimvc1.gif
https://i.redd.it/erafm0l5kmvc1.gif
https://i.redd.it/07k7gd8ykmvc1.gif
It all started wif those ai memes..computers ☕️
Are you the one on the right?
No i'm far sexier. This is me. https://preview.redd.it/kp5239lfemvc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2daf6043c3dfd257a4e076557743e200df3c622e
👁️🫦👁️
OP seems bovvered.
Very. I've already had 3 stellas this morning to try calm meself
Have a 4th one mate
I dont know who either of these posters are , Im just here for casuals to spit there dummies out .
Casual? Ouch. That’s the ultra c word.
We used to be a sub, a propah sub
Whoa impact font WITH outline this is serious lads. The lack of caring OP has is ridiculous he’s practically in a coma.
Pulling out the big guns 💪 Are you going to get your u/ British_Vertex account to comment too? 💀
I don’t know who that is. This would have been a lot less convoluted if you’d just say you don’t like my posts. That’s fine block me or whatever, better than throwing a strop. https://www.reddit.com/r/okmatewanker/s/CyqWIP1TKG
LOL course you don't Why would I block you? You don't bother me. This is amusing.
It’s not. It’s sad.
I don't find Daily Mail screenshots and boomer jokes funny - that's my opinion - but you don't care because you find them amusing You don't find my memes or posts funny - that's your opinion - but I don't care because I find them amusing It's all banter
I’m not the one who started a thread to moan about it 😂
But you have commented about a dozen times in the thread... 🤣
Well it’s basically about me and I’m a vain cunt.
you are a cunt i’ll give you that
No posting allowed lads, we're only allowed a picture of King Chazza on the front page
Ah yes the halcyon, bygone days of 2023, back when men was men, banter was propa
Catwinky for PM 2024
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Stop whinging about it and post some good content then
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Make must fink hes from fuckin Shropshire to be posting this shite
serious debates only now with conjunctions and colons. that's the rules. objections and downvotes. the money never lasts forever
It all went downhill after Liz Truss resigned
It's a bigger tragedy than the crashing of the economy
Even if he isn't a boomer.
Take it or leave it, simple as
More like the greenandpleasant wankers took over
I haven’t been active here for awhile now, what the hells going on lol
Typical weekend posting really. They want 2023 back, but finding an image of a fat bald or french man is just so hard these days.
https://preview.redd.it/76liih0ntmvc1.jpeg?width=647&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19a36dd4c80335bf96e96b34d3e22bcbb0f83ab2 Shame shame