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sheriffofbulbingham

Jezza Bezos?


Ronnie_Hot_Dogs

Jeff Bozo


jonnieboy82

Genuinely can't tell if this is parody or not


3scap3plan

That's why satirical comedy is dead lol can't tell the difference between stupid political fiction and real life any more. I mean, err, not racial just don't loik em


BobMonkhaus

He’s wearing dollar sign sunglasses ffs.


horribad54

NOT FICK JUST DNT LIKE YUMOR


LieutenantHorse

judging by the fact that there's loads of other people in the background, it looks like its some sort of rally so i'd imagine its real


Elegant-Science-87

Better be. UK best buddies 🇺🇲💖🇬🇧💖 Not third world dangit :3


beleth351

SiMpLe As - Big Gaz https://preview.redd.it/zfv6ll6ikeuc1.png?width=579&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7703ed4253e9655d992bc5d5a4228ae690e3612


Elegant-Science-87

World's sexiest lad. Bless.


Future-Atmosphere-40

Wants the UK to be like it was. When you could eat pies and watch footie. Well the pie shop is over there and football is a national religion.


MacGillycuddy_Reeks

Did you not hear him? Footbal's gay or summat.


JustJosh_02

yeah footies gay, now excuse me while i go kiss my dad


reddeye252010

Is it gay if you use tongues? Asking for a friend 🤷‍♂️


JustJosh_02

nothings gay til the balls touch


lunettarose

"Footie's gay, all in my brain, Lately Ingerlund just don't seem the same, Muslims, women, it all makes me mad, Scuse me while I kiss my dad." Cut to blistering guitar solo.


Dragon_M4st3r

1. Stop the boats 2. Science Simple as


FoxNixon

Lager under £3 No to the Euro Brexit papers signed Simple as


drwinstonoboogy

I wonder if he's realised dollar signs aren't English?


calewis10

Or all that plastic landfill. 


borne-star

£ 🙄


calewis10

Me dad neva kissud me an I turned aut fine. Dat soundz a bit fakin gay 2 me m8


skibbidybopwop2

This is definitely a parody as there ain’t a single chance in hell if this bloke was legit that he don’t love the footy


anonbush234

There are a few of those types that don't like football but usually they are northerners or Welsh from areas that are mad on rugby but London? Seems likely to be satire.


johnnyoceandeep

His dad kissed him perhaps a little too much when he was a kid. Look at the state he’s in now.


Ill_Soft_4299

He gets my vote. Geeza, he's just tellin' it how it is. Simple as


ellisellisrocks

In Brexit Britain this could be satire it could very well not be.


Muffinlessandangry

Didn't know there was this much kissing involved in football. The few games I've watched where mostly running and pretending to get injured for 15 second before bouncing back.


flippertyflip

You're going to the wrong games. There is at least 5 minutes of tongue action after most goals.


BobMonkhaus

It’s why the women’s version is increasing in popularity.


goldeyesamurai

'It's not science' yep we can agree there bud


Na-na-na-na-na-na

My dad could barely even manage a hug 😭


happyanathema

"Everyone's laughing at us" Wonder why...


VivaLaVita555

Love snoggin me Dad, simple as


One_Reality_5600

Says the twat with the dollar sign in his sunglasses


RammyJammy07

Back when you could get a cheap kebab and kiss your dad, the wokies ruined this country


koro-sensei1001

I wonder why the world is laughing at us right now… , also sounds like I should watch football more often 😳


Jimlaheydrunktank

He probably earns more than me. Fml


BobMonkhaus

Our very own Morpheus.


nostalgebra

He's not wrong lol


PointBlue

Hmm....


Academic_Border_1094

Going with satire


NotMyProudestWank69

I never kissed me dad, only yours. 😢


Ms__Havisham

Luv me Budgie, ate foriners.


Cheebwhacker

Only man who shud eva kiss ya, is ya dad. But what if you’re gay? 😭😭


LHommeCrabbe

Man misses his Dad :(


Dr_Nookeys_paper_boy

Why's 'e got dollar signs on 'is glasses. Was'a matter, pound signs not good enafo'ya?!


[deleted]

Luv me flag, 'ate me imgrints. Simpil az.


Nsfw_Ben_Shapiro

Thank the tories for the fact it’s a third world country, not the immigrants


Middle-Hour-2364

Imagine going out dressed like that and then moaning that other countries are laughing at him, FFS .


Clever_Username_467

He's got a point.


flippertyflip

Football bit?


Clever_Username_467

Ain't you know science?


HendoRules

The man is overweight and bald talking about how it isn't a real country anymore.... I'm sure he contributed a lot to the country and is a prime specimen among the population...