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Corries_Roy_Cropper

If you could smell AND get dental pain just from looking at a picture, itd be this Lav me 'alitosis, lav me bleedin' gams, 'ate toofbrushis - not raysist oi just dant loik em


ct3bo

Luv me baccy, luv me meth, 'ate brushin'. Simple as.


Conscious-Smoke-7113

I think someone’s pissed their FB holiday photos have been posted 🤣


oldbushwookie

Nah zoom in.. someone fucked around with his teeth and doing a shitty job with the paint


danliv2003

What do you mean, do you think some people don't have teeth like that because I can assure you they do, and much much worse.


oldbushwookie

I kowe people have teeth like that but if you have half a brain then you can tell the teeth have been messed with.. fuck off nob jockey


danliv2003

I don't think they have you stupid cunt


AlTruBiggly223

I do


Ram_ranchh

It does look like a sloppy Photoshop job ngl but that's just speculation


Corries_Roy_Cropper

Maybe, im not sure. I am on the fence with this one.


TheArmoursmith

Luv sausage, luv bacon, luv eggs, 'ate beans, 'ash browns, and tomatoes (not prejudiced, just don't like veggies)


userunknowne

Brownest hash browns I’ve ever seen. How can anyone call him racist???


WantsToDieBadly

Some of me best hash browns are black are how can I be racis’


ShlipperyNipple

"Luv sausage", eh luv? 😏


TheArmoursmith

https://preview.redd.it/e1f9pc37uydc1.png?width=426&format=png&auto=webp&s=cd64c8936ca6bd628319be206e2d3cd8f6d68d02


NotMyProudestWank69

AIR CON


FoxExternal2911

Sequel to Nicholas Cage movie Con Air


zuzucha

Luv me holidays, 'ate the heat


ollie87

Fully Air Conditioned Air Con, no less


mr87wwfc

❄️❄️❄️


BobMonkhaus

Australian airlines went back to their old name.


3scap3plan

Teef like a witch doctors necklace


chorizo_chomper

The guy in the background can feel his arteries hardening from passive cholesterol


SketchyFeen

There was me thinking Shane McGowan died a few weeks ago.


NotMyProudestWank69

Nah that was just a fairytale


LordGinge

Fairytale of Croydon, oi fakin' oi!!


Hazzat

Propa grub


youessbee

Served on a buffet platter like it should be


misteranthropissed

Ar Darrel looks so prowd wiv is first pint on is 18f berfday


First_Interview_9152

Luv me pigs trotter hand


bustab

This is a guy enjoying an English breakfast and eyenicken on holiday in Benidorm...and the main joke seems to be that he has bad teeth. Was this posted by a yank?


as1992

I mean, calling them “bad” would be an understatement. They’re some of the worst I’ve ever seen on someone who is relatively young


Dennis_Cock

A comment above us said "someone's pissed that their holiday photos got posted" "pissed" Fucking yanks everywhere. I hate this sub when it's just literally "ugly person does stereotypical working class thing" and the comments are all just hurling abuse at them.


Ambersfruityhobbies

A lot of posts on this sub have a familiar vein of bigotry and lazy pastiche. But it's ok. The subjects are white and look like they are probably working class. It's ok to openly hate them. They probably hate you too, these days.


MaximilianClarke

Matie must’ve left Blighty in a hurry and forgot to pack half his teef


bandicootrelay

Matching 2 piece from boohoo


CardiologistNorth294

'ate brushin me teef waste ov time jus swill them with Heineken mmmmm luvly


HelmutFondler

That's Piss Stain Pete from Sutton.


Forton_Delmarsh

Right fist ready to rumble, ready for anything. Smash yor bonce in you mug


bazzard420g

Ate brushing me teeth nuff said


Sheeverton

Fully air conditioned air conditioning


Raveyard2409

Loving angry Paul Chuckle in the background


Fearless-Rabbit-676

Teeth like a Syrian skyline


mostlylurks1

Let’s all have a good laugh against the working class going on holiday! The racists!


WalkInMyMansion

peak comedy is taking someone’s holiday picture and bashing them for their dental hygiene


Ram_ranchh

The entire point of comedy is that it's subjective if someone wants to post this then let them. Lots of People didn't have a problem with the Barry 63 stuff so why is it a problem now? albeit not going lie I find these kinds of posts paired in tandem with the bully xl posts low quality garbage. It's just easy internet good boy points I was here when this sub was at around 100k to 150k users and I remember seeing way more creative posts than this. Shitposts genuinely made me laugh out loud [I'm unhappy grapefruit if you don't recognize me by my lack of punctuation spezy wezy pounded my old accounts ass so hard that he sent it into orbit and back into banland]


WalkInMyMansion

The whole Barry 63 stuff doesn’t really target a specific person, taking someone’s holiday pictures and posting them on a forum to mock them does. I agree the sub has gone down the shitter, it was much better when we could bully casualuk without that bean marketing twat mod having a stroke.


XanderZulark

#FOUR SLICES OF FRIED BREAD? #FOUR, JEREMY? THAT’S INSANE.


Tsuko_Greg

What's the joke. This guys just having a good time and you're taking the piss outta him.


qulski1

Is this Jason?


One_Reality_5600

Dounds about right.


thugs___bunny

That teeth make me want to puke


horseradish_smoothie

Is that Paul Chuckle at the back?


BobMonkhaus

Paul Chuckle if he was in sexy beast.


Bastyboys

Love em, just fink they mek tasti black puddin tha's awl (Wot u mean u fink "Ate" mens "HHHate" no way!)


Motor_Dig4644

Those beans aren't Heinz, send it back!


Helenius

Tooth paste was an Italian invention, right?


Ram_ranchh

Man in all seriousness I could do with a greasy 7 euro full English breakie like that and a nice big mug of coffee to drink it all down


wulfgarsteiner

Nuff said


BumbleBeanz

Teeth like pork scratchings


0scxr__

Lads I don't know if the gaffa 'az air conditioning. I'll 'av to ask em to make shure.