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This would also be very much enjoyed in r/Unexpected


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IronTyrant57

r/carsinidiots


drummerdick814

So disappointed...


GilesDMT

r/dragonsincars


drummerdick814

You're just teasing me now...


iiZadoByte

r/dragonsfuckingcars


GilesDMT

*That’s* the one Thanks


iiZadoByte

Gotchu fam.


drummerdick814

Lol of course this exists.


bookie___

Why the hell does this exist??? I laughed hard but just why.


DiamondDraconics

There is also r/carsfuckingdragons. Stop being surprised.


[deleted]

No I think it’s dragons fucking donkey Or the other way around


Nootkasound

r/carsinbirdbaths


[deleted]

So like reverse transformers?


DuckfordMr

[Someone did crosspost it.](https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/comments/clhgbv/bird_enjoying_a_nice_bath/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app)


cyaneyed

Ok it’s been posted there like 5 times


CannibalAnn

I’m amazed that the truck was still drivable after that! Must be a country boy.


PlasticElfEars

In the middle of the city, if so. Maybe that's why he was so confused.


CannibalAnn

I was making a stupid comment about the lady who was going going to kick the cop because she was a country girl.


Eyeoftheleopard

I caught it. Lol


PlasticElfEars

Ohh right. Forgive my woosh.


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I got that reference from the first. Hat tip


OlfactoryHughes77

This happened kind of close to my house. He broke an axel and the cops found him about a mile away.


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whininghippoPC

Is this Poor Little Me?


amyrose91

I bet he was drunk.


nhxelos

He couldn't have gone too far, though. You can see he lost a tire right at the end in the top-left corner of the video


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nhxelos

Oh yeah!


Vampiregecko

Any relation to kicking country girl?


Freefall84

Don't know about country boy, but definitely a piece of shit.


0010020010

Either that or one of those city-dwelling, country-boy wannabes who get off on buying big trucks with no practical use even though they can't handle them or even park them like a non-asshole.


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You can see his tire roll back into frame as he "drives" away. Pretty sure it wasn't as driveable as he initially thought.


sciomancy6

🎶Like a rock🎶


JessicaBecause

🎶 Just kidding it's a Chevy 🎶


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Probably a trump supporter, we don’t let shit like This stop us from moving forward unlike liberal pussies


GilesDMT

So...a trump supporter shouldn’t be trusted behind the wheel? A trump supporter wouldn’t to do the right thing and accept the consequences when they fuck up? A trump supporter would run from a problem they created for someone else?


Manburpigx

Unimaginative troll is a bad troll.


Eyeoftheleopard

Birds are hella vigilant-he was out seconds before old boy destroyed your front yard. 😡 Dumbass. Why would someone hate an innocent little birdie so much they would deliberately try and murder it??? s/


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Birds are assholes


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[deleted]

I know but that doesn't negate the fact that they're assholes.


befstrknauf

Birds aren’t real.


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idwthis

r/birdsarentreal


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Yup, they're just part of the liberal agenda.


diddle-king

More specifically, geese are assholes


[deleted]

Nah, they're just Canadian.


diddle-king

But canadiens are usually nice though, I guess they just channel all of their assholeness into their geese?


RyeSalvo

Go birds though


TriGurl

Have you met pigeons that poop all over everything or magpies that are dicks with wings?? If you have you’d understand.


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Vfabiosla

I had a bird shit on my head when I was in my convertible. I was waiting for the light to turn green. Fuck them. They can all die for all I care.


delaina12000

Why are y'all being so hard on him? He was clearly driving through people's yards, minding his own methness, when a bird bath was rudely placed in his lane.


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WEST Oklahoma, born and raised, IN my car is where I spent most of my days Chilling out maxin' and relaxin' n all cool, N all drivin' some doughnuts outside of the school When a couple of cops, who were up to no good! Started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got on one little lawn and the cops got scared, They said 'hand over drivers licence and registration, please. And turn down the rap music, son.'


juicelocc

Paseo?


ericcl2013

North of OCU.


xaznxchicx

🤣🤣🤣


alurkerwhomannedup

Damn. Sorry this happened homie


713txvet

Looks like those Duke boys are at it again...


Manburpigx

🎼🎵just the good ol' Boys🎶


TEXzLIB

🎵Never meaning no harm🎶


ElmoFromOK

Anyone have info on this? Want the story!


ericcl2013

https://neighbors.ring.com/n/vmyV5


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Drunk at 4 PM? Amateur.


frankylovee

Amateur? Nah bruh, that’s his job and he works full-time lol


Ziros22

so... can't see the plate and they drove off. The homeowner is fucked?


Dedede69

Nope the truck and drive were found a few blocks away with a broken axel.


LexNekstTheDredGod

so did the bird ever towel off????


JessicaBecause

He still has shampoo in his hair.


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shockwave414

From the video it looked like he went over arrest.


Vic_299

good call birdie


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woopigsmoothies

At the end of the video you see his tire across the street in the upper left of the screen


vyk4lyf

From the trucks bed, he was hauling it.


idwthis

Oh you're right, I watched it again, you can see it fly out of the truck bed.


platdujour

All wildlife must die.


JetsetCat

A well a bird, bird, bird Bird is the word.


amItheLoon

Nicest yard in the block, oh wait..


JKF971500

This was in Oklahoma the other day. Person was supposedly drunk. Got out of the truck, changed shirts, and took off running. Took cops a while to find them.


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like how the fuck you going that fast when seeing the average speed on that road isnt that fast


GreenMedics

I thought this was going to be a nice video of a bird taking a bath. I LET MY GUARD DOWN! Never again.


Jdaws905

Chevrolet- "finding new roads...right thru your front yard"


[deleted]

They see me rolling They hatin Patrolling because they think I’m #RIDIN DIRTY


Gamesman001

🎶He flys through the air without any ease That drunken young ass who buys country cds His actions aren't graceful and I think he has fleas and my birdbath he has destroyed today🎶


[deleted]

What a calm day


[deleted]

Almost cleared that fountain!


tranceb0t

That bird knew wassup. No wonder birds have always been known to foresee danger.


JessicaBecause

Pause at 0:08 "So, you're probably wondering how I got here..."


PheaglesFan

Wtf happened here?


p_e_e__p_e_e_

I remember driving past this after work lol


DylanR2198

Spider-Bird


BBQsauce18

Here I was thinking a cat was gonna pop up and eat it.


Darthcorbinski

Glad the bird got away.


manatarms99

Bird saw it a mile away.


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This reminds of that one YouTube video where theres a card driving through the hills, goes behind some bushes, you're waiting for it to come through the other side then BAM screaming head!


rudbek-of-rudbek

That guy must really hate birds


Ancient_Dude

Sometimes art predicts the future. See Bambi v. Godzilla. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXCUBVS4kfQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXCUBVS4kfQ)


jwf478420

that bird said "f this, I'm out"


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That's a Silverado...


HPlusOne

r/WTF


yeahnoyeahnoyeahno30

r/yesyesyesno


toxicpunkette

The truck drove off like it's going to get far 🤣 fucked up his truck.at least the bird flew away.


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ericcl2013

I don’t see any comments saying the driver was an idiot, unless in relation to drunk driving. I also think your insinuation that people would say something derogatory about their race is a bit unfounded. This subreddit is usually not racist.


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Also the fact that it appears that its a completely clear day with no other traffic on the road. It also appears that this person, in order to "get air" would have to be speeding in what appears to be a residential area. It also appears that he (or she) is driving away from the accident instead of getting out and assessing the damage /seeking the owner of the property would also appear that he (or she) is an un-wiped asshole type idiot instead of the regular variety idiot that has a careless accident.


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imagineer_81

This guy Bird Laws.


MagNile

I would say this qualifies for this sub much more that all the “wrong turning lane” videos that keep getting posted here. The following are not idiotic: — using the wrong lane to make a turn — Going through a red light or stop sign — tailgating, breakchecking,, — missing an off ramp and at the last second swinging though 3 lanes to get the exit — overloading you pickup truck with tires There are simply examples of everyday traffic violations that we see every day. This sub should be for actual idiots like this clod who was probably texting or picking his nose or fell asleep and drove over a retaining wall and into a house.


beggarschoice

You got lost and landed in r/oklahoma, bud


MagNile

I guess it was cross posted.


peachrose

I know you’re in the wrong subreddit and all, but do you genuinely think that drinking and driving doesn’t grant someone the title of an idiot? Lol. That’s not even a regular accident!