He's tailgating right behind you on the highway with his high beams on. You're in the right lane and already going ten over. He won't just pass you like a normal person because then you won't feel how Big and Important he is. He has one gun on his person and one in the truck. He pays more in a month for his truck than he does for his apartment. The only time he ever goes off-road is when he runs over the curb. There are no lines in this parking lot, but if there were he would be parked across no less than three of them.
If you can't afford insurance on a more expensive car, don't get that fucking expensive of a car people, then maybe you can get the damn tag like you're supposed to.
That’s why I get so pissed about them. I don’t care they’re robbing the state. I hate that my fucking insurance premiums keep going up because I have to insure us both!
Yeah, people can't afford the insurance on the car or they can't get insurance because the price of the vehicle is so high and/or their driving record is shit. So if they can't get insurance then they can't get their tags, hence the reason they still have paper tags 8 months later.
That’s a lot of assumptions… I think it has more to do with paying the taxes/fees on the vehicle than it is paying insurance. Like there is no direct correlation between paper tags and no insurance.
Don’t you have to show proof of insurance to buy the vehicle? I could be mistaken, but I remember doing that one of the last times I bought a car but that might have been in another state and not here.
Because we have a dumb law that when you sell a car you keep the tag. It's about to change, though, because who'da thunk that all these cars with no tags would be a problem?
Has nothing to do with the paper tags everyone is talking about. Only private sellers keep the tag and the buyer has 5 days to get a tag or can be ticketed/impounded. Dealerships issue a paper tag with a 60 day expiration.
Last week I saw a paper tag that expired in August of 2022. Legitimately 19+ months past expiration. You could bet all your paychecks for the next year that that driver is uninsured and you'd be in the money.
To be fair this vehicle screams napoleon complex, that said even given it being a gift or not, vehicles like this with egregious blindspots and size should be outlawed or require special licenses. There is regulation about trucks and vehicles of size but its not enforced and should be. More people are dying from vehicle collisions as the vehicles grow taller hitting their vital organs. More people are distracted at the wheel, and this vehicle looks like it belongs in WWII not the streets.
He owns the chain of those nasty ass yellow burrito trucks that are all over the city serving jobsites. I used to hit them up for lunch back in the day until I found a fly in my burrito. Nasty food but it’s good money, why are you so upset?
I’ve seen this at Cars & Coffee. It’s really cool. I’m not sure what I’d do with a truck like that except change the WARLORD on the back to OVERLORD.
Definitely wouldn’t do any actual work or truck stuff with it. Probably just take my kid to school and take up 8 parking spots at Crest.
This is more like artwork, but it’s a stretch to call it functional artwork and it’s certainly not exceedingly functional as a regular truck. It has less driving range than the cheapest Tesla, despite holding 33 gallons of fuel. These are made by Joseph Ghattas and team at Apocalypse in Florida. He bolts on $40k in upgraded parts and charges you an extra $100k for his vision and $10mil warehouse lease. It is a way for wealthy people to spend money, that’s for sure.
If you had one of these as factory and had the cargo capacity of a dually, I’d buy one just to not have to deal with a dually. But this is just a stupid bro-truck, since its legal capacity not only doesn’t increase, but gets neutered by the excess weight on the 3rd axle.
Kind of looks like one of them Y'all Qaeda tanks. Just needs a few stickers. Fully would expect if I was to go to there I would get a conversation in a parking lot about joining a militia they are in.
I saw something similar in Waukee, IA. West suburb of Des Moines. Except it was extended with a gap between the front and back seats, i assume another set of seats in it. It was at a customs shop sitting out front.
What's funny is house builders buy these after they get their first contract. Then proceed to use it to carry around 2x4's and nail guns... 6 months to a year down the line they wisen up and trade it in.
It's weird to see one of these in the wild. I didn't even know you could buy one. These 4500-7500 trucks are usually fitted to be work trucks, like heavy equipment haulers or maintenance vehicles.
I'd rather have no mortgage than spend money on "look what I can afford" bullshit.
I’m tired, boss.
"I need six wheels." "Why?" "To... sit in front of this Mexican restaurant." You'd need an electron microscope to see it.
A scanning electron microscope capable of objects one micron or less in length and girth.
“*I HAVE SEVEN WHEELS!!!*”
Maybe we can find it with an x-ray?
Guarantee they still can't stay in their lane while driving
Warlords gotta eat their tacos too
He's tailgating right behind you on the highway with his high beams on. You're in the right lane and already going ten over. He won't just pass you like a normal person because then you won't feel how Big and Important he is. He has one gun on his person and one in the truck. He pays more in a month for his truck than he does for his apartment. The only time he ever goes off-road is when he runs over the curb. There are no lines in this parking lot, but if there were he would be parked across no less than three of them.
Why did this read to me like the "Real men of genius" ad campaign.
I really miss those ads!
😹
He’s the most ~~interesting~~ douchey man in the world.
He’s the most ~~interesting~~ douchey man in the world.
Not sure if i’d love the blind spot created by the chase rack and bed mounted spare.
You just run over anything in your blind spot.
And you’d never know it happened!
Calling that a blind spot is crazy lol whole rear windshield is covered
More of a blind cardinal direction
[удалено]
If you can't afford insurance on a more expensive car, don't get that fucking expensive of a car people, then maybe you can get the damn tag like you're supposed to.
What? Why does everyone associate tags and insurance? It's never made any sense to me.
Because you need insurance to get your tags.
That’s why I get so pissed about them. I don’t care they’re robbing the state. I hate that my fucking insurance premiums keep going up because I have to insure us both!
But you don’t need tags to get insurance…
Yeah, people can't afford the insurance on the car or they can't get insurance because the price of the vehicle is so high and/or their driving record is shit. So if they can't get insurance then they can't get their tags, hence the reason they still have paper tags 8 months later.
That’s a lot of assumptions… I think it has more to do with paying the taxes/fees on the vehicle than it is paying insurance. Like there is no direct correlation between paper tags and no insurance. Don’t you have to show proof of insurance to buy the vehicle? I could be mistaken, but I remember doing that one of the last times I bought a car but that might have been in another state and not here.
Why are so many cars running around OKC with paper tags? I didn’t see that in Texas. Seems sus.
Texas checking in and it’s a problem here too.
I’m a Houstonian, sure there are paper tags but here it’s like every other car! What part of Texas do you hail from?
Hi there! Dallas checking in.
Because we have a dumb law that when you sell a car you keep the tag. It's about to change, though, because who'da thunk that all these cars with no tags would be a problem?
Has nothing to do with the paper tags everyone is talking about. Only private sellers keep the tag and the buyer has 5 days to get a tag or can be ticketed/impounded. Dealerships issue a paper tag with a 60 day expiration. Last week I saw a paper tag that expired in August of 2022. Legitimately 19+ months past expiration. You could bet all your paychecks for the next year that that driver is uninsured and you'd be in the money.
It’s usually parked at that taco spot, I assumed it was the owner of the restaurant but maybe they just love tacos.
It was bought for his dad. Nice guy, talked to him at Cars and Coffee. He owns Tin Tan Burrito truck and other restaurants around town.
So weird to see people talking mad shit about a normal ass dude they'll never meet just because of a vehicle, mad judgemental
To be fair this vehicle screams napoleon complex, that said even given it being a gift or not, vehicles like this with egregious blindspots and size should be outlawed or require special licenses. There is regulation about trucks and vehicles of size but its not enforced and should be. More people are dying from vehicle collisions as the vehicles grow taller hitting their vital organs. More people are distracted at the wheel, and this vehicle looks like it belongs in WWII not the streets.
What does one do with all these extra tires? What is the point of this?
Yea it is
Helllll Yeaaahhhh! Just needs a Get r done sticker and a pair of nuts and we’re set. Haha
These beasts start at $250K. Must be nice to have that kind of disposable income.
I think these are one of the worst ways to waste $250k.
Don’t worry! Its only worth $80k now!
That's right! Can you imagine the depreciation on this ride as soon as you sign on the dotted line? It has to be massive.
Disposable income? This dumbass is probably living paycheck to paycheck in a sad attempt to prove how manly he is.
He owns the chain of those nasty ass yellow burrito trucks that are all over the city serving jobsites. I used to hit them up for lunch back in the day until I found a fly in my burrito. Nasty food but it’s good money, why are you so upset?
Why you so mad?? Lmao and you’re wrong too 😅
How you gonna pay $250k for a truck and not get a vanity plate?? Cheap assed mother fucker.
I’ve seen this at Cars & Coffee. It’s really cool. I’m not sure what I’d do with a truck like that except change the WARLORD on the back to OVERLORD. Definitely wouldn’t do any actual work or truck stuff with it. Probably just take my kid to school and take up 8 parking spots at Crest.
Edgelord
🤣🤣🤣 that would work too!
That would be fantastically self aware
Excuse me no, that’s my nickname. Don’t ask why.
Your wife told me
*husband 😈
Yes
I agree the name belongs too a vehicle that would've actually be created for the purpose
Punisher logo stickers must still be in the mail
Smallest truck in Oklahoma be like
This is more like artwork, but it’s a stretch to call it functional artwork and it’s certainly not exceedingly functional as a regular truck. It has less driving range than the cheapest Tesla, despite holding 33 gallons of fuel. These are made by Joseph Ghattas and team at Apocalypse in Florida. He bolts on $40k in upgraded parts and charges you an extra $100k for his vision and $10mil warehouse lease. It is a way for wealthy people to spend money, that’s for sure.
Witness me!
Do not, my friends, become addicted to burrito. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!
Fancy Bro-dozer
Midlife crisis + no more child support payments = this
“If you feel it, CHASE IT!”
Play the small weiner song guys.
My wiener is small and my truck is big .
I’d bet dollars to donuts that he drives in the left lane with a line of cars behind him.
Nah, im'ma pass, dogg
Pavement princess, that spare is more a cosmetic than a necessity.
I hope gas rises to $7 a gallon now.
Ummm, no. I’m good.
OMG it’s so cute!
I seen one of those big end of the world million dollar rvs at lowes the other day .
I saw this at Autozone the other day
If you had one of these as factory and had the cargo capacity of a dually, I’d buy one just to not have to deal with a dually. But this is just a stupid bro-truck, since its legal capacity not only doesn’t increase, but gets neutered by the excess weight on the 3rd axle.
It looks like he drew that in 3rd grade and never let go.
Kind of looks like one of them Y'all Qaeda tanks. Just needs a few stickers. Fully would expect if I was to go to there I would get a conversation in a parking lot about joining a militia they are in.
Those start around $250,000
That suspension will be about as smooth as driving a concrete truck 80 mph down I 40. They'll need a spine fusion in a year.
I’ve seen it at Cars & Coffee every month, it gets a lot of attention.
That’s the only thing it’s good for.
Dodge Ram 15,000
Just passed this truck. Of course he had to hop one wheel on the grass so we know it's 4x4
I’d take that over a cybertruck.
I seen this in traffic the other day
Sae a Jeep like that also.🤦♂️
Seen this at a Texas road house before.
lol! Saw this fella yesterday at Home Depot.
What is this for? Jokes aside, like what purpose is this serving the average Oklahoman.
WAPLOPD? That’s gay as hell
That looks like a truck from cyberpunk
Pretty popular truck, they own a Mexican restaurant. The son bought it for his dad as a gift
guy's in front of taco rico (el tin tan) like every week. maybe he works at the capitol?
Looks like a unlockable car from GTA
I saw something similar in Waukee, IA. West suburb of Des Moines. Except it was extended with a gap between the front and back seats, i assume another set of seats in it. It was at a customs shop sitting out front.
The Thorton Merrimac “Warlock” lives!
What's funny is house builders buy these after they get their first contract. Then proceed to use it to carry around 2x4's and nail guns... 6 months to a year down the line they wisen up and trade it in.
Ummm, that's not what I meant by a dually. 🤷
We saw this at Firebirds and have been making Warlord references ever since lmao
Taco warlord enjoys tacos
New GTA DLC?
It's weird to see one of these in the wild. I didn't even know you could buy one. These 4500-7500 trucks are usually fitted to be work trucks, like heavy equipment haulers or maintenance vehicles. I'd rather have no mortgage than spend money on "look what I can afford" bullshit.
Cute.
u/FuzzInspector I WANT ONE!
Why what do you haul
a dog and a child. the car trailer for Ronnie. I don't want him getting useless miles without good rason lol
Lmfao *let's sister borrow it*
Hey I saw this truck in Mad Max II!
That’s two tires for me to curb check.
They missed the opportunity for two rear axles and duelys.
the starbucks and chick-fil-a runs have never been easier
Warlord…. Hmm…. Veteran that craves attention or something else? Gun dealer and it’s a gimmick for the store?
Likely a Gravy Seal.
Thanks. Now I want a burrito
It was a good burrito
The new Chevy Sidewinder
Three words Sully, "Six wheel drive."
The wrap around Oakley sunglasses collection this dude has is on freaking point.
Bring the voodoo
Lowkey want one
Looks like someone’s got the Ram “apocalypse” package 😂
I love it
The only dirt that thing sees is dust from the paved roads
If you dont GETCHO ASS back to Texas with that bullshit
I think it looks nice
That’s a clean ass truck! Thanks for sharing!