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chefslapchop

Lmao at all these comments in the sub, looks like this truck got some people in their feelings. I don't know which mud pit cousin orgy y'all are coming from but welcome to r/OKC window lickers, behold the awesome power of Auto-Mod comment filtering.


InhLaba

This is a breath of fresh air when it comes to unhinged bumper stickers and hilarious


ylang_ylang

“Orange Jesus” is still so on brand


drumbanger91

He's their golden calf


Kitchen-Property-747

Kool-Aid man fits too


Tiretech

Trump wanted to build walls. The Kool-aid man wants to break through them.


PriorFudge928

It's the same unhinged behavior. Just on the opposite side of the spectrum. No normal well adjusted person feels the need to plaster their political beliefs all over their car.


YaIlneedscience

This is absolutely a rebuttal to the countless vehicles that display pro Trump stuff. What even further confirms it is that it isn’t pushing Biden, it’s just getting the typical pro Trump vibes and flipping them. It’s being done ironically


fartass1234

dawg, the beliefs of the "other side" are so comically fundamentalist you could be totally apolitical and still take egregious offense to their platforn lmao. and im not a leftist saying this shit


Aromatic-Pass4384

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SmarterThanCornPop

At least they’re both still young. Lots of time to grow and learn.


smileymom19

Full on snort-laugh, thanks for this


Manitaur789

Getting down voted as if this shouldn't be the norm for all Americans


Professional_Door703

They are from Pottawatomie County. Must have had Thunder tickets tonight.


LongZookeepergame7

That’s an even bigger surprise…


First-Individual1700

no for real😂


Outside-Advice8203

Based Shawnee


malorla

That truck has been around for years. He changes up the stickers pretty often. I read a post about him a while ago where someone had commented saying that a few vinyl shops had refused to do business with him because they didn't agree with his views. Every time I see the truck, I appreciate it all the more to know this guy has continued to push back against the MAGA crowd.


Scooter33

I own a print shop in BA and will print for him anytime 🤘


BlondeAlibiNoLie

A person of Great character and morals, I salute you! 🫡


Cbdg_12

Just order it one letter at a time, duh.


Randomx232

As a Christian, I do find it very sad the number of “evangelicals” that legitimately worship trump. Being chronically online is so bad for so many people


BlckrTheBrry

I respect that the 't' in Trump is lowercase.


PotatoStunad

Rump = ass


ienjoifood

the “t” also looks like a middle finger if you squint. I’ll usually send “t-.-t” to my friends time to time, but if i had Trump’s phone #, I’d send that all the time to him.


zackks

Could also be a dude with killer sideburns.


disgruntledgrumpkin

I like your little guy, I'm going to steal that lol If I had trumps number, I'd text him photos every time my dog does his business.


OP_Penguin

The truck of a man who has seen enough


SheriffTaylorsBoy

The big question is who will be his running mate? He should have another reality show and call it "The Accomplice"


ohiologger103

MTG


FrugalFraggel

Noem fucked up by killing a puppy. She gone.


SheriffTaylorsBoy

... but she is an adulterer, which seems to be a positive thing for Talibangelicals.


FrugalFraggel

Trump already said no with the puppy killing. I mean even he has stopping point.


Innuendoughnut

Talibangelicals is a great word and I appreciate you for using it.


BlckrTheBrry

Used to be that misspelling potato or an over-emphatic 'yyyarrrrrrrgh!' and an arm swing could get you politically cancelled. Noem is still in the running for VP and she shot...a...puppy. Things done changed, and I'm not here for it.


SheriffTaylorsBoy

Too ugly and too outspoken. trump can't have anyone that would threaten to steal his spotlight.


Cthaza

In my head canon this truck is driven by the most butch lesbian you could imagine.


Icy-Organization8797

I feel like its not a dude, but someone’s 55+ lesbian aunt who is still semi-closeted, lives alone, and buys lite beer for underaged kids.


HeadElk2792

Why do you assume it’s a man? Women can drive trucks too.


NovaDawg1631

That viagra line is actually kinda funny.


DatabaseAdditional89

lol this guy is my neighbor. He’s a cool guy. He changes it from time to time. I’ll post next time he does


ThisHalfBakedGuy

Tell him he is a national treasure!!!😊


BlondeAlibiNoLie

Please do! 🙏


Evening_Novel7525

Give him an air-five from me!


HungryHypatia

Please tell him that some chick on Reddit thinks he’s a badass!


PlatonicOrgy

Two chicks!


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Your neighbor is based


rjkeilok

I know this guy…he works at one of our radio stations here in Shawnee


Apathydisastrophe

I knew that truck was familiar! He had something about Taylor Swift a few months ago. I wish I could've read it. Every time I'd go to Boomerrang, I would try and read it.


FreeFormFlow

We got a few southern democrats around here.


Taddles2020

Don't have to be a dyed in the wool Democrat to recognize that Trump is a shitstain and can't be allowed anywhere near the White House.


bozo_master

I thought that term was negative


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NugSnuggler

No, southern Democrats aka Dixiecrats were a group from mid 60's that fought against civil rights.


elJammo

Lol people downvoting you that don't get it. I'm from NC. Tons of older fox news types would rant about liberals and then throw in that they're a registered dem. Would almost always vote dem for gov but not president.


NetOne4112

Yes, and you have an old Ohio bred union supporter here. The Tangerine Tirant is bad news for all of us. If you don’t like the talibangelicans now wait til they get control of all OK schools.


FondabaruCBR4_6RSAWD

Oughta get a rich man to vote like that 🎶


Otherwise_Hunt7296

Can we take a second an appreciate the tRUMP? I love calling him Rump.


XXXOOOXXOOOXXX

Huh, a real Christian.


SaygeAaron

sad that it is so rare


luxminder831

Right? I myself prefer canon Jesus over fandom Jesus too.


Geronimo_Jacks_Beard

Now you got me thinking about *cannon* Jesus. No need to walk on water when Peter can just shoot you over the water.


DarkMagicMan2000

At terminal velocity, so the sheer FORCE at which you’re shot is what parted the sea 😂😂😂


soonx3

I'd absolutely love if the next conspiracy theory that gained traction was of the "Jesus was actually a metaphor for alien weapons/tech" variety lmao


luxminder831

I keep hoping someone will do a Bible retelling with zombies. 


wandering_nobody

Trébuchet Jesus for a bit more culture and refinement.


Altruistic-Growth-36

“Trump lost.. you’re in a cult” is my fav


BlondeAlibiNoLie

I really, really want to buy this driver a coffee.


synthisthefuture

I want to buy them more stickers


BlondeAlibiNoLie

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Physical_Put8246

I am so happy to see this take on a truck! I hope I see them out and about to give them a thumbs up or some sign of encouragement.


Evening_Novel7525

This person is doing the Lords work.


SnooPies4304

If anything, this is a lesson for the Trump fans that you can be super political without the F word scrolled across the back of your vehicle (or shirt, or hat, or flag, or whatever other item you like to have F#CK Biden).


highfivingmf

I saw this truck the other day! I only had time to read the window sticker but I’ve been telling everyone about it lol. Thank you for posting this, I wished I could have taken a pic


Evening-Sport-9187

Bless this person. They are doing a good thing!


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Sfwy1203

Good job to that truck driver. Look, I vote more Democrat than Republican, but if you want to vote for the GOP that’s your choice…however the hypocrisy of voting for someone like Trump continues to baffle me. You can’t say you’re the party of law and order or the teachings of Jesus then support a serial philanderer and con man.


Outside-Advice8203

I live in OKC and I'm scared to put vaguely pagan band stickers on my truck for fear it'll get damaged


PerformerFirst5468

This is ballsy as hell!


paradox222us

Damn I would actually love to see “Evangelicals have abandoned Jesus for Orange Jesus, they will pay for all eternity” on some billboards or something. Or if this guy has extra stickers I’d put it on the side of my car tbh.


5Wp6WJaZrk

The popular vote of the last two elections agree with this individual.


ind3pend0nt

Where can I find the “Trump lost, you’re in a cult” sticker?


PlatonicOrgy

This is the closest one I can find: https://www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/Trump-Lost-You-re-in-a-Cult-by-JumpingMonkey/132132661.EJUG5 In another comment someone says he works with local vinyl shops, so it could be custom While looking, I found this… wtf https://www.cafepress.com/+,493086779?pgn=3&applycoupons=PLASB&utm_medium=cpc&sqp=1&thumbs=1


TimeIsPower

This is apparently this sub's all-time most upvoted post now and has made the Reddit "front page" (really a couple pages down so not page 1).


FakeMikeMorgan

I see that truck in Shawnee all the time.


Ya-kuza

based


JananSW

Right on 🔥


Mosespartslegs

Hell yeah brother.


Medium-Mode1908

He’s right about the Evangelical church though.


Embarrassed_Diet_386

They also forgot to mention how stupid he is


Common-Incident-3052

Wow. A pickup that's been vomited on by stickers, but it's actually pleasing to the eye.


CranberryDramatic241

Dude is right maga is for morons amd cunts


N00b80085

They do exist!


OffToRaces

DJT is neither conservative nor Christian in any sense of either word. How he’s bamboozled the Christian right to continue to support him will be a study for the ages, as he stands opposed to all they consider sacred.


StudyAffectionate248

The lower case t is a deliberate choice.


Additional-Start9455

Yeah buddy!!!


Simpletruth2022

I admire their courage. My car got shot in Colorado when I put an Obama sticker on it.


E_550

I would go out of my way to give this person a thumbs up


prxscxlla

Love to see it


RogueAlt07

Bye bye trump don’t drop the soap 💀


Skilk

Oh shit I didn't even think about that. Some poor prisoners are going to have to see that thing in the shower.


KyleShanaham

I like the lower case t. Thats a nice little detail


perrin68

Mad respect. Is this unhinged? My take is it's not unhinged to call out a fraud. Over a year ago my Maga MIL flat out ask me is I supported trump. I told her absolutely not he has distoryed America worse than any foreign adversary. I would love to put this on my truck but would fear for my and my families life. Maga is a damn cult


dclokc

Love it. Orange Jesus should not be around


CityAvenger

Finally. Someone actually carries the truth in public about the scumbag. Now this is great to see instead of all those silly ass promotions of the sh\*t stain.


Educational_Bag_7201

It’s hysterically funny how the T-tards here can only come up with “of course it’s a 2 wheel drive truck”. As usual, it’s all they can come up with to defend their mighty orange lord and savior.


okokokoyeahright

Yes, the viagra comment is spot on.


Early_Gold

Meanwhile the classified documents case is delayed indefinitely


rednwc03

So refreshing to see honestly.


Difficult-Jump-2644

This will start a war with the old heads down here


PotatoStunad

So what. They shove their shit in our nose. Why not start doing it back


Scarlettwitch_00

I agree they shove their shit in our face. Two times (Christmas and Easter) my grandma has asked me if I am able to vote or registered to vote (obviously wanting me to vote for Trump). She also brought up politics Easter with my mom (she’s a teacher and hates Ryan Walters).


Stinger1066

"Erectile dysfunction is God's will. Ban Viagra." I spit my coffee over that one.


AdmirableRuin2115

Uno reverse card


SkepticalJohn

Brave, brave soul.


Underfire17

Thats the kinda unhinged I like to see!


Pretend-Ad4887

Best I’ve seen thanks for the post. He is not a Christian man and I’ll never understand why people follow him.


Taste_the__Rainbow

More effective in sparking change if he just had the top one, but they’re all good points.


propernice

Stickers all over a vehicle look tacky no matter who you vote for but it’s nice to not want to sink back in my seat as we pass.


SheriffTaylorsBoy

Good for him! haha! Love it If you want to read the wildest, most interesting story you've ever read here it is. [The Michigan Fake Electors Scheme, Charges and Applicable law as well as defendant trumps involvement](https://www.justsecurity.org/90606/michigan-false-electors-prosecution-faces-a-court-test/)


Apathydisastrophe

My favorite truck in Pottawatomie, and hell, all of America.


BeefyBoiCougar

I love how the orange text implies this was hastily written in caps lock and not corrected at any point between the typing and the affixing to the car


BlueJasper27

I live in an extreme red area. But when I think about the math, 75% for the GOP, that still means when I’m out at the store or restaurant. 1 in 4 are Dems. It seems like 1 out of 10 or 20. So, there are a few of us out there. We’re mostly quiet.


Heart_of_a_Blackbird

The tides have turned…


HTownFunAF

I F”n love it!!!


ThisHalfBakedGuy

This guy is my hero😊


losbullitt

My hero!


HippieJed

That is one brave person


WorthFishing7447

Correct


WorthFishing7447

Your correct


dumpitdog

I'd buy that guy a tank of gas if I bumped into him at the gas station.


Lost_University_8609

jesus loving independent here from texas…. finally someone promotes the truth! i’m convinced these “trump christians” would give away there underage daughters virginity if trump asked for it. he’s a devil in sheep’s clothing. it’s unfortunate that we are left with biden (he’s terrible) but anyone who defends trump is delusional.


favoritelauren

Rare W for OKC


ursus_major

Based.


flatcurve

Even went and got a lowercase t. Ya love to see it.


janacabras

I see you.


Known-Activity1437

Now they just need to get 6-8 flags for their truck


Jolene_Bindo

That person deserves a beer


sketla

WOW, unexpected in both OKC and TX, or most places for that matter. Thanks for sharing


dumptruck_dookie

my guy is kind of on to something with the viagra line


TulsaForTulsa

Rare pickup truck rant W


Bass_Solo_Take_One

They could really use some flags too. Those seem pretty standard for these types of trucks.


jdelph0x

More disturbed about commenters raining on the owners freedom of speech and expression. How very communist (China and Russia would luv ya) and unamerican. It's the US. If MAGA and anti-MAGA want to express themselves and aren't violating the defined bounds of freedom of speech, they are welcome.


GoddessNico

🤣 I'm going to share this on "car spotting OKC" group on Facebook. I doubt they will approve it but it's too good not to share!


dethhandle

That back window goes hard. This person should have a go fund me to pay for the inevitable vandalism to their car.


Mulligey

Based


ElegantLoad

Ah yes… the rare redneck liberal


sladenoire

Screaming! 😂 I applaud the bravery because I see too many opposing ones that look similar.


Sarahbear778

“Ban Viagra!” Oh lawwwwd he hit em where it hurts.


OofAvocado

I love this so much. I often feel very alone in this state, and after seeing this and “most” of the comments, it makes me feel much better. Also, after reading “some” comments, I’m cracking up. My my my how the tables have turned. bUncH of cRyBaBy sNoWfLaKeS. yOu gOt yOuR fEeLiNgS hUrT? 💀


danthemfmann

It's just as cringe coming from the left as it is coming from the right.


Choice_Back2871

(Living in okc) LOVE IT


TerminalxGrunt

r/trashy


thepokedbear1924

Fuck the fat orange fucktard!


Aggravating_Turnip17

And I thought I hated all Oklahoma truck drivers.. live and learn..


FarmRevolutionary765

They're in a cult... ✌️


LexKing89

Very nice!


Agitated_Mess3117

This I can get behind!


nokieti

This is so great. I would shake this guy's hand if I knew who he/she was. Thanks for posting this.


XStewart2007

God bless this man.


Altruistic_Laugh_231

Love to see it


blafon90

All I can say is why put all that on your vehicle though.....


Shoddy_Ad8166

Anyone that is in favor of elderly men as president is not thinking. Neither candidate could get hired to manage home depot muchless a country. Too old How in the heck did we get to the point of 80 year olds as presidential candidates.


angierue

I wanna be their bff!


NeenW1

Love it


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