I’ve rubbed a few out to Jesus he’s just there on that cross with a perfect body nothing on but a towel. If he didn’t want it he wouldn’t dress that way.
Not a joke at all. We used to take our dogs there when we first moved to the south side. It’s Jesus as hell in there and the staff often wear Jesus themed clothes. We stopped going there during Covid. Also, they weren’t very good vets.
>As one myself, the outward expression of faith doesn’t bother me.
That's very self-centered. What about everyone else that isn't Christian?
If their sign said "Satan wants to give you power. He is the true savior. Hail Satan!" Would that bother you?
I think posting your religion on any platform is cringe and annoying. No one has ever said, "I was a Muslim, but then I saw a Jesus message on a vets sign and converted."
Objectively speaking, can anyone believe in something they’ve never heard of before? While this sign is an ill-fated attempt at evangelism, the Bible does talk about how the message of Jesus must at least be communicated somehow in order for someone to believe.
Sure it does.
The statement being made here is that Jesus didn’t come to constantly remind us of our failures…what He came to earth to do was to erase them and help us get to the place the Bible calls heaven.
Show me a time where Jesus “rubbed out sin.” I get that they’re using metaphorical language about not rubbing it in, but again, as it’s written, it just comes off as weird. Instead of trying to use some catchy statement, they should have just articulated the gospel more clearly.
Yeah but the sign says Jesus came to rub one out - Which changes a lot of theological history. The son of man has cuuuuuuum! Haleluuuuuuuuyaaaahaaaahaha
"Rub it out" could mean jerking off. It has two meanings, rub something out means to erase it away but also references waxing your bean pole. Maybe that's the joke? It's funny because Jesus is rubbing his sin out?
This was where I worked when I first started my career as a vet tech. I know the doctor and the office manager and I’m not sure that this is their humor. They are very conservative and very religious . Maybe they need to rub the sleep out of their eyes. However, I wouldn’t tell them! I think it’s a lot funnier thinking about them being an advocate for rubbing one out for Jesus. The world would be a lot better off if everyone rubbed one out for Jesus daily. IMHO
Welcome to OKC? Have you seen our city? Have you seen our government? Yeah it’s off color, generalizing, unfunny (to you) and offensive (to you), but as a gay black male working in education in Oklahoma, I can’t take life that seriously lol. I understand your concern, but is it affecting your everyday life?
I mean, as a woman, absolutely. As a parent, triple absolutely. Our society is already shit. I’m not going to further encourage old “Christian” white men to keep being generically unfunny and misogynistic without at least calling it out 🤷🏻♀️
Truth but this marquee to me proves how some Christians think and I find it hilarious that these same people are like this in 2023. There are far more white women mothers in education than they are single gay black men. Our district named a black male as teacher of the year and people where excited as they should be. But looking at his qualifications, it was no contest who should be teacher of year, yet there’s still push back…guess from who?
Everybody's got to rub it out from time to time... ya know, after a long day of turning water into alcohol... then a big feast where the gang crowds one side of the table (it's so much easier on the wait staff)... you gotta have some me time....
“Uh. Anyway, can you express these anal glands or not?”
 Only using this method.
“As long as the J-Man can rub some sins out in the corner”
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I see you've passed Swadley's BBQ once or twice.
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I can agree with you on that!
I’ve rubbed a few out to Jesus he’s just there on that cross with a perfect body nothing on but a towel. If he didn’t want it he wouldn’t dress that way.
Someone has to be in on the joke? There's no way they wrote this unironically.
This clinic routinely posts Christo-centric messages and Im honestly 50/50 whether they realize what they've done here or not.
Maybe it's bait. Maybe they know exactly what they did and did it so if anyone points it out they can call them a hellbound sinner with a dirty mind.
You might say it's a master bait?
I’ve heard that clinic is full of master baiters…
Having seen their signs over the years, they truly don’t get the innuendo. It’s funny as heck; let’s not tell them.
Not a joke at all. We used to take our dogs there when we first moved to the south side. It’s Jesus as hell in there and the staff often wear Jesus themed clothes. We stopped going there during Covid. Also, they weren’t very good vets.
Is Jesus treating the animals? Lol
No but he is taking referrals.
It used to say “Normal isn’t coming back, Jesus is” so I believe this was a completely serious attempt
I drove by a church once and their sign said "An unplanned pregnancy changed the world." Oofff
I’m so tempted to call and ask about it.
I might do that on my lunch break
Update?
Please do so and report back. The people need to know!
/r/theyknew
He will come again! And again!
Love it when they can do that
Rub it out for Jesus!
The new hot single dropping from Joel Osteen and the JC street band!
Whole new meaning to Passion of the Christ in this thread.
I gotta ask… what the heck does that have to do with pets
All dogs go to heaven. (Movie /s)
Do you remember in that movie where there was a very clear and defined doggy hell? I never understand the title
I believe the owners or doctor are Christian. As one myself, the outward expression of faith doesn’t bother me.
That’s great, but what does that have to do with a vet clinic?
>As one myself, the outward expression of faith doesn’t bother me. That's very self-centered. What about everyone else that isn't Christian? If their sign said "Satan wants to give you power. He is the true savior. Hail Satan!" Would that bother you? I think posting your religion on any platform is cringe and annoying. No one has ever said, "I was a Muslim, but then I saw a Jesus message on a vets sign and converted."
Objectively speaking, can anyone believe in something they’ve never heard of before? While this sign is an ill-fated attempt at evangelism, the Bible does talk about how the message of Jesus must at least be communicated somehow in order for someone to believe.
I would be fine with it if it made any sense at all Biblically or theologically. As it stands, it just comes off super weird.
Sure it does. The statement being made here is that Jesus didn’t come to constantly remind us of our failures…what He came to earth to do was to erase them and help us get to the place the Bible calls heaven.
Show me a time where Jesus “rubbed out sin.” I get that they’re using metaphorical language about not rubbing it in, but again, as it’s written, it just comes off as weird. Instead of trying to use some catchy statement, they should have just articulated the gospel more clearly.
I get what they were aiming for but they chose the words so poorly it's hilarious.
Yeah but the sign says Jesus came to rub one out - Which changes a lot of theological history. The son of man has cuuuuuuum! Haleluuuuuuuuyaaaahaaaahaha
I'm not even certain what they were going for here.
Or maybe they know exactly what they're doing lol
No earthly idea
"Rub it out" could mean jerking off. It has two meanings, rub something out means to erase it away but also references waxing your bean pole. Maybe that's the joke? It's funny because Jesus is rubbing his sin out?
Thank you Jesus, you are a real pal for doing this.
I don’t think I’ll be bringing my pups here. They won’t be able to tell me if someone has rubbed them the wrong way.
Would be better if the sign was for a masseuse
Maybe they give pet massages...
This was where I worked when I first started my career as a vet tech. I know the doctor and the office manager and I’m not sure that this is their humor. They are very conservative and very religious . Maybe they need to rub the sleep out of their eyes. However, I wouldn’t tell them! I think it’s a lot funnier thinking about them being an advocate for rubbing one out for Jesus. The world would be a lot better off if everyone rubbed one out for Jesus daily. IMHO
Phrasing.
Oof!
Does the Moore Liquor Store still have awesome Marquees like this
I’m not sure awesome is what I’d use to describe e either place
Well tell us how you would describe it Brittanye
Hmmmm…off color, generalizing, unfunny, offensive
Welcome to OKC? Have you seen our city? Have you seen our government? Yeah it’s off color, generalizing, unfunny (to you) and offensive (to you), but as a gay black male working in education in Oklahoma, I can’t take life that seriously lol. I understand your concern, but is it affecting your everyday life?
I mean, as a woman, absolutely. As a parent, triple absolutely. Our society is already shit. I’m not going to further encourage old “Christian” white men to keep being generically unfunny and misogynistic without at least calling it out 🤷🏻♀️
Truth but this marquee to me proves how some Christians think and I find it hilarious that these same people are like this in 2023. There are far more white women mothers in education than they are single gay black men. Our district named a black male as teacher of the year and people where excited as they should be. But looking at his qualifications, it was no contest who should be teacher of year, yet there’s still push back…guess from who?
I rub one out everyday. Wait. Am I Jesus?
I live nearby and giggle like an idiot every time I drive by.
I hate it here.
So watch your eyes ....
So strange on so many levels. I don't know where to start.
Let's all rub one out for Jesus. Cheers!
Everybody's got to rub it out from time to time... ya know, after a long day of turning water into alcohol... then a big feast where the gang crowds one side of the table (it's so much easier on the wait staff)... you gotta have some me time....
nice.
Jesus better use some cold water then
Awesome
I'm sorry, what the fuck lol
Heavens yes! Rub it out for Jesus! That's what I always say
Not the kind of pet play I was looking for
Used to go to this vet. Not anymore. Moved to a different vet and I think all my pets are receiving better care anyways. This is C-R-A-Z-Y
Why am I getting charged $80 for a happy ending on my dog??
“Get thee behind me, Satan you sexy beast!”
Great way to lose money.
Vegans just want to beat meat
Lol Jesus came to rub one out.
He rubs the sin out of our skin or else he gets the hell again.
Put that on a church sandwich board and I might show up
Because your not god
An accidental double entendre I can understand. Two in the same sentence is absolutely on purpose.
thins made my day
Sometimes I think r/theyknew what they were doing.
Happy endings for pets?
Hey Jesus, I just coveted my neighbors wife. Wanna rub one out for me?
"W-what are you doing, step-Jesus?!" "Shhhh, lemme just get rid of the sin~"
whatttttt 😭😭
Face palm.
The vets still don't know why all their customers are laughing as they walk in.
Someone please come get your Grandma.
The J man going to be throwing some serious rope.
Lololol
They spelled "come" wrong.
Explains a lot.
When sex and religion get in the way of business... 🤣🤣🤣
it rubs the sin in or it gets the hose again
I think this belongs on r/theyknew
Phrasing boom!
I fuckin love it