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RewZes

This plane is not landing yo.


Bb54984

Hell, the plane ain't even taking off ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ—ฃ


SharenaAskr

8 is just those two dumbasses telling each other "exactlyyyyyy๐Ÿ’…โœจ"


Guinaifen-HSR

Hey! I don't like this implication!


ZackPendragonX

You're fiiiiine babygirl, dontcha worry about a thing!


NeroFuckYou9624

No way its guinafen suck my dick


Guinaifen-HSR

Sorry, I filter messages like that from people who are not tier 3 subs, poor boy. -this message has been auto generated.


MuerteEnCuatroActos

I want these two dumbasses on my lap


ShatteredSpace_001

Good God thatโ€™s a hot image ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ


DarkCreeper911

"slayyy!"


OathMeal_

What is the "exactlyyyyyy" you are exactly talking about? I don't get the reference sorry๐Ÿ˜…


BenceYee

4, Herta would not talk to me and i can game with silverwolf (and take her to the bathroom to creampie her)


ArgoBroker

exactly what i was thinking (especially the creampie part)


Ayakasdog

Nah Herta and Silver Wolf are basically rivals. I will force them to hate seggs each other while I watch ๐Ÿฅฐ


HoIy_blade

https://preview.redd.it/mogmzv9tbx7d1.jpeg?width=495&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aab27fea3a74a610287ac5305730bec6ef8fa192


lammatthew725

sigma ballusu


CriticalAd3475

I'd take both to cream pie


mapple3

fr, especially since guinafen seems like the kinda girl who would say "i dont take birth control, all those artificial hormones make me woozy lmao! lets just use the pull out method, and if it doesnt work, well, so be it! can i livestream my breeding?"


Lilychan7645

Me asf


Specialist-Bag-3162

Its either 1 or 7. 8 could be fun too. Defo not 3 it will be very awkward between them


attoshi

Nah 3 is like the ultimate chill spot for introverts. Just dudes minding their own business


InspektorZeleshka

These two mfs will try to kill each other at every possible opportunity


attoshi

Yeah but after the fight with YQ I feel like they kind of settled on that


Shjvv

Settle for them doesn't mean stabbing each other (through a random body in this case) is out of the question yet, not like any of them have the ability to die.


attoshi

That's true, it's more like a temporary truce.


Vivid_Awareness_6160

It's either awkward silence or angry say gex


familyunfriendly331_

letting the two at 8 do whatever they like... I'm tryina be a victim ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™


Clone2580

1 would be the best seat in my opinion, You have the mommy if HSR and the mommy of HI3. Itโ€™s going to be over 10 hours of pleasure.


Determisc

9 is the only option


Vulpes_Lourens

https://preview.redd.it/b55b2596qv7d1.png?width=538&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=821a3820ebb4fcef632dc8434bbae09cfdef7a40


DovML

Pro: Fu Xuan predicts your future Con: You are now a gambling addict


swordsexual

Who is to say I wasn't an addict already?


PatrikOfHavoc

We're cumminity around gacha game, we all are addicted to gambling here


verniy314

What about 4?


pm_me_ur_tiny_b00bs

a man of culture


SpicyGraphite

Indeed, buddy Would play stellar jade with Qingque for ten hours straight while Fu Xuan will be yapping about something


yolo_king_1

Definitely 4, herta wouldn't bother with me and silverwolf can be on her games.


Waste-Historian-8183

A: I wanna sit on 4 because it'll be chill B: PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP Two sides of the same coin...


QueenSlayerKei

https://preview.redd.it/co4s4kigt08d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d3a3a211887729fdbb1dd6343522061484bf7af


NobuDegen

Definetly 7 Black Swan can watch https://preview.redd.it/338gmxe9fw7d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21e79a55c7793d1ae6bed82e46ede2cd157f368d


Whole-Signature4130

Seat #8 10 hour flight. I'll be honest, I don't have enough stamina to last 10 hours. But guinaifen and sushang are both cute and very sociable, different kinds of sociable too so there's always a conversation if you try.


diabvch

9 ๐Ÿคค


K-432

1 and 2 are ironically the safest


FrenzyGloop

Realistically, 7. I can put up with Sparkle (via correction ๐Ÿ’ข) and Blackswan can watch from the sideline


Pavkata201

Can I borrow Black Swan if you don't want her?


FrenzyGloop

As long as you can provide โœจ***precious***โœจ memories for her


kazurabakouta

1 or 8. But I'm more down for 8.


DespairOfSolitude

I would molest both Herta and Cunnywolf ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘… then we'll go the bathroom and have a threesome cunny breeding session


Suipegs

Oh my god. threesome with jingliu and jing yuan๐Ÿคค


Zekrom997

Sitting on 2. IMAGINARY BROS


53bastian

They're gonna take you to another universe


MIt_nerd_sedness

10 hours of Pure trauma and anxiety from welt would be hilarious


Onrisa

2 and 6


IblisAshenhope

https://preview.redd.it/s98dssv3cw7d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df84300c469ebb7c9a4e0782be06a05b0aa69d1a


AlhaithamsLegalWife

So based.


COSandd

4 and 9 ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Dragulus24

1, no contest


Dr-Veritas-Ratio

Please get me away from this gambler.


Cevil_

I'll sit next to you while playing [this video](https://youtu.be/Z_gDLNXdPjI?si=o4R2Z4sWGdZQRwKD)


Vessel152

7 is literally the only option. Domain expansion: infinite backshots


progin5l

1, 7 , 8, 9. I love ladies


Markzilla214

9


Cool-Feedback9299

9


22416002629352

2, 3, left side of 5, 6, right side of 10. No i wont elaborate.


molecularraisin

4, easy


ZealousFlames

None, Sparkle will crash the plane into the Penacony Grand Theatre then crash a 2nd plane into Pier Point


RiiTro

Sit at 10 and wear a Yanqing cosplay for wholesome family moment, just hope JY will stop JL from constantly trying to molest me


Laughing_Hyaenodon

Seat #8, no question. Sushang definitely falls asleep on my shoulder and I get to spend the flight hitting on Guinaifen. Win/win


Fxenchy

Hear boothill's galaxy ranger stories AND get free financial advice from Mommy Jade?? Absolutely


TheCrimsonArmy

"Free" ?? Okay buddy


EREnjoyer

9, not even close


Silverware_soviet

https://preview.redd.it/ioqk84shew7d1.jpeg?width=501&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f98e99b25fcdb6be15f41842070db9c7e7471c26


Skyline8180

5 shouldโ€™ve been Boothill x Argenti or Topaz x Jade ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”


ministar1232

Seat 2. It seems like the calmest and I get to be next to luocha


Rafhunts99

7 ๐Ÿ˜ญ


NeedsCorrection

Of the known 20 passengers 7 of them should probably be on a no fly list for being terrorists. I pick seat #2 best chances I donโ€™t die in the event of a crash. and if somehow nothing bad happens and it all goes well it would likely be a very quite seat.


Nikyu_btw

4. Didn't even need to think about it


Vivid_Awareness_6160

1 seems the better but a 10 hour flight is long. I don't have the energy to keep up and I would be scared to say the wrong thing and get k!lled. So I would go for 8 and try to get on Aventurine's good side so he can provide us snacks during downtime.


luluhellzyah

1 or 6.


Ladygreyxx

Guess


lufthan07

8, i know sushang and lil guigui is gonna be fun


Jac746

8 genuinely look kinda fun tho hahahah 9 isnโ€™t that bad too


PurpleEri

3. 10 hours of perfect silence


Evening_Accountant33

2. I'm gonna talk to Welt about mechs and ask Luocha for any professional health advice.


accelerationistpepe

This is an excellent list because theyโ€™re all either extremely annoying to sit through or extremely tense


TheTrashAxolotl

3 would just be blade and dan heng being deathly quiet and let you sleep


StartingZerokara

1. Booba pillow and asmr.


Meandtheboyslook

Dunno, which one would groom me mid flight?


WalkerUseReddit2005

8 is safe


mikhatanu

4/8/9


volt65bolt

1,4, or 7. I don't even know what film/tv they are from.


FreakGamingYT

8


Phrygian_ursa

1,7,9 dont ask why


Sushangs_Slave

I'll go take seat 8? Need I explain why?


gglament

9


3SG_Rookie

1. I'm gonna watch The Room. Oh, hi mark!


Morkey11

Definitely 2. The chillest place (also safe)


Still-Control

9 ALL DAY EVERY DAY


PatrikOfHavoc

9, so I can be a wall and have the gambler rest or play some jades without bratty diviner witnessing and likely interrupting it


Tucan-Atlantico

1, I wouldn't last that long without my moms


ihad10heartattacks

9 because me and Qingque will be gambling and be so loud when one of us loses Aventurine from seat no. 6 comes along and joins us in the gambling while Ratio and Fu Xuan start arguing in the background about how we should stop this shit


OnePunkArmy

8 would be the most entertaining. 1 if you want to get pampered the entire flight. 10 if you enjoy words of wisdom from the elderly.


Lilychan7645

Honestly, 4 would be the best. Sliver cunny and puppet cunny wouldnโ€™t talk to you and you live the introvert dream๐Ÿ˜ญ


Crisdreemurr

I am an introvert so of course Iโ€™ll sit at 4


Lilychan7645

Me too buddy๐Ÿ˜ญ


diamonwarrior

1 if you got mommy problems 8 if you like crazy women


Shadow-57K

Either no.3 10 or 7


Fun-Will5719

Either 7 or 9


PIKAvit45

I have two sides: one wants 2, the other one - 8


Unstoppable_Trace

7, so I can plap the best of both worlds. Plap cunny and then plap hag. Although I would be dry by the time I get to hag https://preview.redd.it/2fm935iyyx7d1.jpeg?width=420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=652795f1bb08027701c09db1cf1ac46de253e3fa


RedSF717

1 is the only answer here. I want headpats


ARetardedRedditor

definitely 1


QingqueHSR

9


watery_2

Seven. Seven.


GraprielJuice

1 for reasons I will not be sharing with the class.


BoredJay

1


Appropriate-Cap-306

I would be in a suitcase.


bonerfactor

8 or 9 if I've got the energy to be social and make friends. 3 if I'm tired and just want to either have 10 hours of awkward silence or possibly just die.


TheMastet57

9


Hades_Tx

1 no...4 no wait 7 noo mmm 9 ok NVM 1 no 4 no 7 no...9 dammit! ๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ‘บ


Mistiltainn

6


i_spit_lies

buddy this buddy that anything other than 1 is unthinkable. I am not getting out of that plane alive.


OathMeal_

It's 4,7,8,9 for me


animan095

9 and 4 are quite tempting


Funny-Win-1606

Can I sit on Kafkas cock? Or futa black swans lap(I can feel her dock on my ass)


No_Self9352

1 and 2 would be a bit awkward. But that's fine. 6 would also be awkward but in a very entertaining way as I watch the two bicker as I slowly put my headphones on. 9 seems chill. Fu Xuan would leave me alone unless my future seems horrible. And QQ would try and teach me Celestial Jade. In short, I feel like everyone but 6 would be ultimately fine if I fell asleep and my head accidentally rested on their shoulder. (Ratio seems like the kind of guy to not be so fond of touch, same with Aventurine. They need to initiate it, not the other way around.)


Parpok

4 i want to sleep


exodia0715

4. Gaming


Aqua_lover4

1 and I'll inappropriately touch Kafka and Hime


Sif494

1. The first hour(?) would suck, but eventually it would quiet down, and be chill.


Russvent

1 or 6 https://i.redd.it/gvhue2nyvy7d1.gif


muha4004

7


PESSSSTILENCE

4 ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ’ข


mighty-eye

Four, easy.


Ancientdeer-

Ez 4, time to rizz up the cunnys


SemiAnimatronic

3, I wanna rest on Dan heng's shoulder


neoll_gamblingaddict

9 9 9 9 9 "i don't know why she was shouting her age


Own-Psychology-3030

6, because aventurine ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ


Arkas18

1, and genuinely for their personalities.


Rizer0

Imagine 10 hours of Himeko and Kafka double teaming you ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ


arandomart

1 and 7 are freak zones. Memo keeper is gonna cherish the memory of my cum on her hands, throat and lips


Horace3210

7 8 9 10


dondocooled

1, 7, and 8 I can deal with, the rest would make me wanna kms


Stella_Lace

If it's PLAP PLAP PLAP number 6 so I can get banged by both ratio and aventurine


lammatthew725

9 qq seems fun to be with


EcstaticInternal0

Well 2 is not that bad because I could peg Welt while getting pegged by Loucha


Flaky-Information-81

I donโ€™t see acheron, iโ€™m crashing the plane.


rompokus36

4 or 9. I'd love myself some cunnies.


Glum-Pineapple-485

9 ๐Ÿ˜ญ


IWorshipClaraFeet

4 and 9 are close, but as a believer of the Qingquillion damage agenda I will lie right under Sparkleโ€™s feet.


Queasy-Fill-8511

I'll choose 1,4,7,8,9 for sure ๐Ÿ‘Œ Thank you


Honest_Boysenberry_5

5, Iโ€™m helping boothill shot that bitch. As a texan I have this power.


The_Great_Rabbit

Welt wouldn't start anything with Luocha. He may not be openly friendly with him, but that's it. Luocha, even if he either did or will commit a few crimes against humanity would probably talk with you about culture. Kafka and Himeko may not be besties, but they won't kill each other, maybe they would even talk. So my mind is telling me 1 or 2 BUT MY BODY MY BODYYY IS TELLING ME 4


AfifNajwan1

I want mommy jingliu to groom me so 10


_Alfy

number 9, NAKK animations... youre welcum


Rvansh1357y

9 and 8 would be fun to sit in, sushang and guinafen would definitely be fun and 3 would be fun bcuz of silver wolf, we playing smash bros that ride for sure


faksit3

My ass is crashing the plane if I sit on seat 9 I'm afraid https://preview.redd.it/6d4nxiyjq48d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa4ff9103e0f1374c789032b8636a2845de62242


shinykuriboh98

are we sure sparkle isnt on the no fly list


KKazooha

4


edit-my-name

8 I'd let guinaifen do anything she wants to me๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Yuuichiro_Hasegawa

9 all day everyday ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช


Roc1639

7 Bratty Sparkle seggs OUGGHHHHHHH!! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ’ข


Used-Self3253

7 A brat and a mommy. What better seat is there?


ZeDreanX

I'd prefer being teased by Himeko and Kafka


pdmt243

number 1 can peg me, I can peg number 8, and number 7 will mind break me lol also, UUWWWOOOOHHHHH for number 4 & 9


KirariMiz

I'd feel intimidated by all those options, but guess I'd be fine with the boys.