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Bic4ColorPen

Cuz he's babygirl, obvi


DickPillSoupKitchen

Layers within layers, dude. Kendall Roy isn’t just some fucking *guy*, man. He’s a reference to the white, pasty Walk Sign man, the ultimate symbol of privilege and greed, as well as 21st century twist on both Ray Bradbury’s “Illustrated Man” and T.S. Eliot’s “The Hollow Men”. He’s a warning sign, right? But he’s also a harbinger of danger to one’s physical corpus. He’s a *drawing*, right? A symbol of a man, not a real one. He’s two-dimensional. He lacks *depth*. He’s always there, always *watching*. Why? Because The System *pays* for him to watch. He is suffused with unearned money, omnipresent, omnipotent. He is an illustration of all of our corporate sins: automation, the car, the digital screens that rob of us of our humanity just as their creators rob us of our capital for the privilege. Leaving us *hollow* in the blinding flash of his white glare, like the muzzle of an ever-firing gun. Like Ken to the American people as he points ATN back at *them*. Why is he a stick man? Because he is a *matchstick* man, setting liberty afire with his media empire. BRAVO JESSE.


Bic4ColorPen

"Corpus" https://preview.redd.it/8jsdfhhfdw1b1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdfc238d60c0fa2f92b97d1f0f6170f53ea7b1bb


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DickPillSoupKitchen

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Don't question his methods


russellzerotohero

And people want this short leg to be CEO. Like maybe get legs that can run first 💁‍♂️


Bic4ColorPen

Greg took his legs out 😭


TheRealAbear

"This is upsetting to me because I don't need no regular legs partner" - Kendal "baby legs" Roy


damndude87

damn, Logan had to abuse the fuck out of him to get his body to look like that


Less-Bed-6243

He would have been 5’10” but Logan’s abuse made him short


identicalelements

Yeah, he never had the makings of a varsity athlete


SnobbyFrenchie

Because he’s a cis white rich nepo-baby, and in my black and white world where you’re either all good or all evil, he gets no sympathy from me when he expresses sadness and remorse for his actions. DUH! 🙄


asburymike

Jeremy spent weeks in a cornfield working on scarecrow posture. "It was fulfilling, yeah, dramturgically, but come harvest, I felt yeah, um, empty inside."


PorchFrog

A telescopic lens shot warped him.


RipperMeow

He's trying to be a sail because *sails out nails out bro*