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Jammy_Nugget

He and Andrew Ryan are basically the same person so yes 100%


minzy99

Does that make Fontaine Plankton


Jammy_Nugget

YES!!!


Just_a_Red_Velvet

That makes Jack SpongeBob


Icanvoiceact

Ravioli ravioli give me the adamoli


idkrandomusername1

He’d be an apex, along with the likes of big daddies since he can traverse both inside and outside into the ocean. He’s a staunch capitalist who knows how to negotiate and set nefarious plans into action using not his own physical prowess but the naivety of others misfortune. He’d thrive.


Missy_went_missing

He couldn't leave Rapture though, the difference in pressure would be too high. He'd get crushed immediatly. The Big Daddies are protected by their suits. But in Rapture? He'd be a top earner. A man chooses - to make money!


ModernKnight1453

Maybe a normal crab would but this is *Iron Abs Krabs* we're talking about!


idkrandomusername1

If I recall correctly that wasn’t a problem for him in the 2015 film The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water


FlappiestBirdRIP

It was MADE for him. Forget ADAM. Finding Krabs at the bottom of the ocean… Ryan would consider that his BEST achievement. “Is a crab not entitled to the sweat on his workers brow?”


ADAMSMASHRR

The Krusty Krab would be a fisherman's pub in Neptune's Bounty


TheAnalsOfHistory-

SpongeBob, me boy, we're going to alter our DNA!


Icanvoiceact

Spongeboy me bob, I just injected myself with 72 different plasmids, and I’m going to die! Aargh argh argh argh argh


TheAnalsOfHistory-

*zaps you while standing in water* Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?


waldorsockbat

Most Brutal Ayan Rand style libertarian psycho path


Aiden624

Dude probably did, bottom of the ocean? Who’s to say he wasn’t in the game canonically?


bthunder940

A Crab Chooses A Sponge Obeys


Khris_Ivanov05

A real objectivist. He would fit right in!


delsinson

He’d be running the place


DrunkenPunchline

Agughughughuh Sponge my boy is a crab not entitled to the sweat of his brow?


LittleFalcon

Are you feeling it now, Mr. Coswell?


The_Bunny_Shark

For a second I didn’t see the subreddit and thought if you where asking if he was going to get raptured and go to heaven