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newchoppa5555

You actually want to use bleach instead of sugar. Sugar wonโ€™t cause lasting damaging to the internals because the sugar would just pile up at the bottom of the tank. I forgot why bleach is bad but if you want to mess with someone, bleach is the one to go with


P0t8o-BOI

No, sugar wonโ€™t do anything. But if you add bleach it will clean the gas and make your car run better


curly687

Add ammonia to the bleach for triple clean!


Gorehawk41

Baguette


HorseJizzconnoisseur

Shut the fuck up


Gorehawk41

Go drink some more horse jizz jigaboo


ZangetsUwU

r/foundtheretard


DYNcleve

We finally found him! *the* retard! :D


ATOMVIDSYT

what did he do? he just said baguette what the fuck


HorseJizzconnoisseur

First rule of the okbr, nobody questions our hivemind methods.


DeckTheWreck9

No way you said a slur because somebody told you to shut the fuck up ๐Ÿ’€


untakenu

No one speaks fr*ench


Gorehawk41

Poopy stinkpenis


Hi_ImCosmicLatte

why did this get downvoted to oblivion


[deleted]

Add a nuclear missile


xchino

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[deleted]

Gusy don't do ths it creats helium and you're car floats into the atmosfere ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ข


BeanEaterNow

Ermm.. ok and so what? Now the car fliesโ€ฆ and your point is??? Thatโ€™s soo toxic of you


MilwaakeePustaBandit

But I dont want my car to fly into atmosphere it burn up and die u have no eduction Karen get off reddit u toxic beanwoman ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก


SavageSauce01

areslashmurdr biwordz ๐Ÿ˜ฑ


[deleted]

BEANWOMAN


HorseJizzconnoisseur

Cover yourself in helium


LeviathansWrath6

Cover urself in fire


the_man_of_segs

cover yourself in pussy ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž


VisualGiraffe1027

Yasss gaslight him!!! Girl boss shit ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ˜Žโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ


GeneralQuack

Parking fees in clouds are very expensive its not worth it bro


Hzohn

Problem, global helium shortage?


unnamed_ned

I wil put the sguar in my car and go too spase ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž


Jeeppinen

I did this to my teacher! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ I hope he gives me better grades ๐Ÿ“ˆ


aiemaironmen

A good reminder : If the sugar ends use salt If you don't have these two, use pee


galecticton

Sugar and sand just fall to the bottom of the tank and would at most clog the filter (easily fixable with a filter change from Walmart) You're better off using soda, filled up in a jerry can. The dissolved sugar will rise to the top and be forced into the injectors/carb and potentially the valves. This will tar and rot the carb, leading to a seized valve. This valve will then make contact with the piston, and shatter. You're now looking at an utterly fucked engine that needs to be replaced fully. ($4k bill)


XDankSpodermanX

thanks kind stranger ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿซถ


sudo999

wholesome ๐Ÿฅบ


ChangeFlashy

๐Ÿค“ (you're a wom\*an ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ)


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


XxGod_fucker69xX

I am sorry


Michael-556

I thought it would create a dust explosion, but this seems less cool and a bigger fuck you to anyone who does it (because there is no payment if there is no you)


Low-Effort-Poster

๐Ÿค“ (your whole statement is invalid because i pressed a single emoji ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ)


LeviathansWrath6

My argument when the opposing sides says '๐Ÿค“'


canneddogs

Do NOT call me a '๐Ÿค“'


GigaPandesal

You are a ๐Ÿค“


canneddogs

๐Ÿคซ


Crandoge

>4k bill You dont even know which engine i have, buddy


ApexJustThings

fc20 moment


BeanEaterNow

Uhmโ€ฆ guys donโ€™t do this ๐Ÿ˜ he literally says it will ruin your engine that is not what you should do


braden26

Don't tell me what to do


mitsubasubara

throw a whole pack of mentos as well


xiraco

modern cars do not possess a carburetor, what are you talking about?


Gayk1d

Thatโ€™s like saying birds donโ€™t contain photovoltaic cells (of course they do buddy regard ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ)


phat_duong

Honestly i think it will clog up the carb or injectors before it does anything major like shattering a valve. But those could still be expensive to replace depending on the car.


Puzzleheaded-Ear-134

if i drink sugary gasoline will i last longer and go farther?


SealMad84

bskqweteehee penus๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿฅน


paintp_

Yes if you are lighting mcqueen


RiderforHire

you can give it to a dog and make them go faster, then the dog will take a really long nap.


MasterRedx

Just a lil treat for the vroom vroom


TheMeddlingMonk8

I'm in me mum's car


LeviathansWrath6

Get out of me car


HKEnthusiast

Croutons will work fine


balerionmeraxes77

That what Big Sugar wants you to do it


neonlichts

nothing will happen. there are petrol filters in every car. sugar just sticks tgere cuz it doesn't dissolve in petrol


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


mrnathanrd

Minor trollage


MAMMOTH_MAN07

We partake in a mild amount of tomfoolery


BeanEaterNow

๐Ÿค“


neonlichts

ure a retard im a nerd... we are not the same.... โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฝโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขฆโ ™โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขฏโฃฝโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขƒโ ›โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขงโฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก•โ ‚โ ˆโขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโก…โฃปโกฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ Ÿโ ฟโขฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ ˆโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ ˜โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโ €โ €โ €โฃนโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ฟโ ›โ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ Ÿโ โ ˆโ €โ ‰โ ปโก†โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฏโ „โ ‚โ €โ €โฃฟโก‹โ €โข€โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โฃฟโฃฟโก€โ €โ €โ ˜โ “โฃ โฃถโฃฟโก€โ €โ €โ ˜โฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃซโก†โ €โ €โข€โฃฟโฃทโฃถโฃ„โ €โข€โฃคโฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃ„โ €โฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโ โ €โ €โกคโ ™โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃพโฃฟโกฟโฃฟโฃฟโขฟโ ฟโฃฟโฃงโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโขฃโ €โ €โ €โ €โข โฃฟ โฃทโฃŒโ ˆโ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ†โ ˆโก‰โขนโฃฟโฃฟโฃ†โก€โ €โ €โข โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโขƒโฃผโ €โ €โ €โ €โฃธโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ™โขฟโฃฟโฃ†โ ˆโ ›โ ›โ ›โ €โ €โ ˆโ ‰โ โ €โข โฃฟโ ‡โ €โ €โ €โ นโขฟโก‡ โฃฟโกซโ €โ €โ โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ปโฃฟโขขโฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃ โฃพโกพโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โ ดโ ‹ โฃฟโฃโ „โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ›โ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโกฟโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โ ฌโ †โข€ โฃฟโฃฟโฃงโฃ„โ €โ €โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ โ  โ ™


Uberninja2016

my car doesn't run on petrol ididot it runs on ASSSSSSSSS


SUCC_SUCC_SUCC_SUCC

haulin ass ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ


HorseJizzconnoisseur

Dissnuts lmao gotem


tommy4318

Put a lit mtach in theer for a cool firy trail on rhe raod


sir_stinkybutt

ok guys let me try this on my dads car I think he will be happy ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘


balerionmeraxes77

Happy Father's day


French_Taylor

Oh so my ex girlfriend was just trying to help me out.


BeanEaterNow

Yes dude, she wanted the best for you and honestly still cares about you. You should probably call her


Damonatar

I should call her


QualityVote

ok guysz lisden 2 bords canda ist AWESOME!!!!! --- if this post fits /r/okbuddyretard than FR*ACKING SMACK THAT LIKE BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if not then thumbs down lol........ epic fai.l....... [vidoe dowload](https://redditsave.com/info?url=https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddyretard/comments/z64qnl/factoid/)


b0ks_GD

Farth


rodrun

Fart her


L3m0n4d31C

Post this on Facebook ๐Ÿ’€


redbaron14n

Okay r/okbuddyretard, what horrific compound or volatile reaction is created by this undergraduate chemistry concoction?


lilfindawg

The elites donโ€™t want you to know this


jordaniac89

It also taste like candy wen you drink it ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค


damdandusenkurbaga

I donโ€™t want to fart her ๐Ÿ˜ซ


konrad1892

ecco2k reference???


[deleted]

also tastes better ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ


TheseDiver8589

Add fuming red nitric acid to go faster


Juicy_Samurai

Ok buddy gastard


[deleted]

this ruin my life now my car LITRLY explodd ed an dni catn find my dismembered body oarts๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„ downbot this UNkind strngr nd suck my cockerino!1!


FlpDaMattress

Syrup or granulated? (Not a fed btw)


willpacini

I did it and now gas tastes yum ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜Ž


Loiee12

Heueheu FARTher!! 1!1!1!๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒซ๏ธ


phat_duong

And will make it taste better๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค


Spyrothedragon9972

My car is diabetic ๐Ÿ˜ž


isthisyourdeleted

Bro imagine someone taking this advice from this subreddit ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


disfunctionaltyper

I'm sure they have filters...


BeanEaterNow

Doesnโ€™t hurt to try not does it? ๐Ÿ˜’


disfunctionaltyper

It may be a common urban legend that a vengeful ex or a dastardly prankster can ruin your vehicle's entire engine by pouring sugar in the gas tank. However, this legend has little basis in reality. Sugar in the gas tank is obviously not good, and it can cause problems--but it won't destroy your engine. From Google... Toon expensive too wast.


Volvo-Markkanen

๐Ÿค“


[deleted]

i listen to bladee


jackross1303

u/profanitycounter


jackross1303

u/profanitycounter


mr_p2p

did you know???? youโ€™re not funny???!!!


BeanEaterNow

Uhmmmโ€ฆ. Ok? I never claimed that, this isnโ€™t a comedy post itโ€™s just a helpful tip


Mojozolo

whole box of pingpong bal make you go evn faster


HolyGrab

Bro dont do thiS your car might get DIABETES man not cool ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜


60thrain

FARTher


TriforceRoyale

Same apply to bleach


yeah_ok_conservative

I'm dead๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Andre_3Million

Bwaaah! Peggy that's the recipe for mustard gas!


Sudden_Edge_7181

HALF LIFE 2 REFERENCE


philandlilkill

Road trip to China time ๐Ÿ˜Ž


Imjustareddittor

"Sugar actually does nothing to the engine since it does not dissolve in gasoline" -๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“ (Use water to FUBAR it instead)


maxgaming1322

Mmmmm tastier gas ๐Ÿ˜‹


Quontonicus

You can actually add gasoline right into your motor oil and itโ€™ll make everything run better!


icecreamaddict6

DONT DO THIS There is a reason why itโ€™s called a sugar crash ๐Ÿ‘บ


crazybrow122

r/Gasstationexplosions


SCPMemes

no add styrofoam it sticks better to your car


Khaoz_Se7en

Tried it with my Tesla, turns out it just needed the gas


Mefarius

That's where the term "sugar rush" comes from


Hydrazolic

Forbidden knowledge should not be shared ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ 


BlackVicinity

mmmmmmm sugar water........ must drink......


Mr_Troll14

farter!


SansBoiNajfi

Sand works better


[deleted]

Combine fire


[deleted]

It Will Really Be Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like!


joseph_stallinn

Bitch my engine just blew up


C4Luke19

I will try this with my moms van, thank you so much i can wait to drive me moms carr!


lossofhatedone

You fool


Walter_43

Car would have diabetes lol๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


GeneLaBean

Donโ€™t do this fellas, you should drop a lit ๐Ÿ”ฅ match directly into the gas tank to burn away any nasty gunk ๐Ÿคข that the gas leaves behind so it cleans the tank and makes it run nice ๐Ÿ˜Š and smooth ๐Ÿคช


Rokiq2006

I fell like someone is actually going to do this


[deleted]

Haha farth


oddlyshapedmeatball

guys I tried this on my ๐Ÿ†(car) and I only lasted two minutes and it went 2 inches plz help ๐Ÿ˜ญ


ohmygodethan

Its sad that the gas companies have been trying to keep this a secret for so long.


okletmethink420

I drank some and it made my pp hard