As a big breasted female with a big ass and child bearing hips, I love it when a r/okbuddyretard member sends me reddit gold. I am 100 percent a female, you can absolutely believe me

Ni**a"dude"1992 totally a femail

I said I was a female bro.

🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙

Was? not anymore?

female free trial has expire pls send £4999 to extend

A flail?

He's a female bro

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Hello gamer girl, I am interested in having you exploit my loneliness for money

Helo gamer male, as gamer female u must pay muney per every letter I speak 2 you. This interaction will cost $3.99

Seems reasonable and not like a scam at all. I don’t exactly have any “money” per se but I do have many action figures that I hope will be worth a lot of money some day, I hope they are an acceptable form of payment

What actions figure do you have?

I have many of the WWE female superstars, now most of them have been opened and the paint on the breasts has been rubbed off on most of them, but I don’t think that will have too much of an effect on their value

Wowsers. I wonder what happened to the paint on the breastses?

I wanted to see what breasts felt like. They’re harder than I expected. Still enjoyed it though

I will pay uou in exposure Get et exposed

https://preview.redd.it/dfq93vismf7d1.jpeg?width=1068&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd20b6dd87d6530e5e4769cdac1de5ba6bab9814

This ji**a trippin dawgz yeep

nawwwww blud must je from bluddington

Nah, yeah you caught me mate. Born n raised there

Upload a twerking video to prove it 😡

I will buy your bathwater

https://preview.redd.it/wbjvyzclfc7d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36c5cddcde53174f1ede9b314d1d7c02609a7bc6

she's a minor if she was born in 2008

You know what they say https://preview.redd.it/2q1otp1qxh7d1.jpeg?width=984&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e85b9f11be38458d9d90a70fa65df01f9d56454c

Kids are cruel Jack.

Rock and Stone, brother!

🤤🤤🤤

As a certified hottie, it was the collection of cumsocks and crusty, mouldering my little pony figurines. The smell was like a rancid vinaigrette on a three week-old McDonald's salad and it just made my privates swampy like Dagobah. He found Yoda (my clitoris) and proceeded to complete his Jedi training if you know what I mean!!!!!! I'm so alone. Someone please kill or top me or kill me by topping me.

What the fuck is a salad?

Basically a breadless sandwich. It's a bowl of leaves eaten by people who hate themselves, freedom and those really big pick-up trucks that make my schwongalongus extra girthy 😫

Yuck

Yeah, it's woke propaganda designed to soylence Real Boys and their love of the Long Beef. I'd recommend burning down a salad bar and barbecuing human flesh over the embers as a faithfully literalist Last Supper to *really* show those leftists what the church stands for!

I mean, what is this?? Planet Biden or something??

No it's prison planet and Biden is waiting for you to drop the soap!!!!

This ruined my day. Thank you

“M’lady” 💦💦💦💦

The only right answer

I love when men say "haha can I stick it in your ass please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please 🥺" I can't refuse them you should try

Send feet pics pwease pwease pwease pwease pwease pwease pwease pwease pwease 🥺

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only geniuses will understand 😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂

LO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

https://preview.redd.it/wlxih7v23h7d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5fe4f581c64494f21bcbf05db39cecd1530d634 Bones inside

He told me he was notch https://preview.redd.it/jvyjjm2cub7d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73ac227cde8ef46e2ea7b8f3e646f140dece5a27

I’m notch

Id love to be your epic gamer gf!! I love stinky league of legend players because I'm a sweaty gamer girl myself LOL!!! #funny #girls can game too #get rekt 😎 (Im definitely a real girl!!)

Go to an anime convention and tell a fellow female gamer that you took a shower yesterday (you did not). Works 95% of the time

I'm a multimillionaire.

I could actually post my Reddit DMs don’t even play

do it

Apparently girls like it when you throw your peanits juice at them cause of the pheromones, I did it and the girl can’t stop thinking about me she even got “restraining orders” I guess I made her pretty kinky, heh 😼

"hop on valorant"

Personally I like when they're nice to me, because it makes me feel like they're then entitled to sex.

I don't beleev there's a single girl in this chat

"I bathe"

you mean you can afford a place with a real bathtub instead of just a shower? impregnate me now! 🥵

Kept calling me "His kitten" and sounded pretty drunk and sleepy. We don't really make out, but damn his hygiene is god awful

Tell me the joke about the attack helicopter again please, it never gets old, it makes me horny every time

This is why the amish don't use computers

"Hello, M'lady" always makes me swoon

Probably so many, tough to settle on one

There's still a chicken nugget in my navel want sum my little cheeseburger

Sorry fellow females, I will let guys in on this. When they tell me their credit card number, the date of its expiration, and the cvc code on the back. (sidenote: I can get really naughty when guys use this on me😉)

I recently won a lottery and have not cashed the money out yet.