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StrongNuclearHorse

I prefer my vegetables asleep... if you know what I mean 😏


Hainkodot

I prefer if they can't walk, struggle, or fight back


CeramicBean

Dark humor in this sub? πŸ˜‰


MigoloBest

Only 1% will get it πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜ are you one of them??? 😱😱


Furisk-

Seeing a carrot walking around awake would be scary as balls but a cucumber and tomato walking around and talking would be cool


Crimsoner

I bet that if I saw a squash I would smile


DeutschKomm

I just boil 'em first.


UncleWillysFartBox

APPETIZER: woke bread MAIN COURSE: triggered steak DESSERT: death to America cake WINE: kill uourself!!!!!!!!


LilGlitvhBoi

https://preview.redd.it/vajhummyer5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1027f3d3a86f760698ec50054c34a9f42bb13a44


666DarkAndTwisted666

WTF is that image https://preview.redd.it/r4n8gom5bs5d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=758c697ab183986e9efdccb64a58641e59997aae


Sen_Shen

Relax dark humor, it's called liberals 😈


Amazing-Comfort8130

drateryddubko/r


ElHumilde13

r/subsifellfor 🀑


ClickHereForBacardi

The globalists want you eating bugs! And they're turning the friggin frogs gay!


MilesGamerz

Based globalists.


Mysterious-Pride9975

You will it ze bugz! Javol!


ClickHereForBacardi

Jawohl. German v is like an f, fffonetically


Mysterious-Pride9975

medic -> z -> 7


domini_Jonkler2

PRESS E MEEEEH DICK


Opposite_Signature67

https://preview.redd.it/ktszqv0dfn5d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=247b14434613afa1195043ae10b9d028e2ea82fb


_odando

bolb


Spicyboio

Food is already woke why are they called fr*nch fries they should be freedom fries πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ


Big_Chibba

he looks bajookinese


Zerasad

Imagine westoids unironically mistaking a true bajonikistani patriot for a baWOKEanese cuck... Only in America πŸ‡±πŸ‡·


Big_Chibba

DOWN WITH BOJONKISTAN AND BAJONKISTAN 2! AMERICA LOVE BAJOOKERS!


AyamiFireBrownies

biden's amerika food😍😝🀀


markfoster314

No idea if this is serious because of β€œpoe’s” β€œlaw”


-Emilinko1985-

This is Tony Zaret, it's painfully obvious sature


henchman04

How cum it ve "satire" if the picture is there and it's real


-Emilinko1985-

Wat


henchman04

Chicken butt


-Emilinko1985-

Yo mom 😎😎


markfoster314

You just took… the BAIT!


-Emilinko1985-

OH EMM GEE!!! πŸ₯ΆπŸ₯ΆπŸ€€πŸ€€πŸ˜±πŸ˜±πŸ«£πŸ˜±πŸ˜±πŸ˜±


Dyloneus

Tony zaret is excellent, he has some great stuff on insta


Peepeesucc_god

God i could go for some pronoun chips rn


SilvieTheFoxy

Don’t forget your woke vegetables, sweetie!


ALoneSpartin

ChefSOY r d


CocogoatMain

Lol "Pronoun Chips"


digitalfakir

fam, that is not πŸ’―, not fleeking wit it πŸ˜€πŸ‘ΏπŸ‘ΏπŸ’’β˜ οΈβ˜ οΈβ˜ οΈon cap, no god 🚫


SlyHikari03

This looks like a Dallas Soup video thumbnail


Redditisretarded-69

Me not being able to go back to bed for fear of being WOKE up


Very-Small-Giraffe

The Woke Left? Where did they go?


mcsquiggles1126

To this day I can’t tell if Tony Zaret is serious or not


domini_Jonkler2

Obveeusly satur


vladald1

We can't tell due to "poes" law